₦airaland Forum

JoeEeL:
Lol

Bluntguy:
I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.
Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..

One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.

My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.

Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day.

Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!

Ruth1994:
See breast wey this small boy dey enjoy o. Life no balance

nifemi25:
Something must kill a man....

Dreal1247:
At times playing cool is not weakness but strength

AniMcBen:
Come to Akwa Ibom State and tell the difference after just three months here.

DeJoeee:
My gf just developed this recent habit of going to the kitchen with only her panties and shower cap leaving her breast bare.

Sometimes she will wear my polo(which is long on her cos I'm much taller) with no panties
This is a girl who is naked shy as recent as december last year.

I'm not supposed to suspect her cos she's from a very responsible home and possibly my wife to be but the experience of others have thought me to suspect any new move of the other gender no matter how innocent.

Do I need to worry about this?

Please mods help push to front page for more mature advise . This issue is of big concern to me

GeneralPula:
Are you sure?

Lostchild:
She is one of the rare kind of women I have seen in my life. Very peaceful, humble and meek in nature. She a person that doesn't like trouble at all.

She has told others that, she likes me a lot. Me too like her in return because of her peaceful and gentle nature.

Even yesterday I was going out. She called me and asked me to come. Immediately I went to meet her, she squeeze better money into my hands. She told me to use it to buy what I need.

She is my friend.

JoeRizzla:
Once I notice you can so concerned about a girl or women that's not related to you well-being i will withdraw myself from you, The only person i can help without thinking twice is my mom and sis,

Am more concerned about myself, family, niggaz and my weed

Typicool8:
Surely na osogbo weed u dey smoke

marlow1962:
Nothing happened here, I just smoke my loud, eat, play gta and sleep.

Kollins11:
there is no difference between children of nowadays and children of olden days. It's just that we're in a digital generation now. Internet has exposed a lot of atrocities going on in secondary schools.

Back then when I was in secondary school, I dey finger kpekus, I dey press & suck bobby. Omo E don tay I bad oo! People like us get special chair for hell fire.

Sitwalkstand:
Rest well sir.

All humanity is on queue. We are only waiting for our turns

KingLennon:
Am number 2 by a mile. I go to church to hear the word and leave immediately the service is over. You'll be more focused and highly respected.

churchkilo:
Love brought us together and forever we are meant for each other. 01102022 is the code

FODA:
This is beyond ordinary ,may God deliver us from the spirit of disgrace in Jesus name

robinso01:
Someone should summarize it jàre.