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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Which Ship Would You Restore? (Photos) by smiliyB(f): 7:52pm On May 31, 2022
I get two options
Erica n Kidd

Liquorose n Emma

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Science/Technology / Re: Asteroid Twice World's Tallest Building Will Pass Through Earth On Friday (Pics) by smiliyB(f): 8:33am On May 24, 2022
iCauseTrouble:
Is it going to pass through Nigeria?
God forbid lipsrsealed we already have enough disaster we no wan add natural one join
Business / Re: Upwork Thread (Questions/Help/Advice) by smiliyB(f): 9:48pm On May 16, 2022
Any Upwork review seller here? I need your service asap
Travel / Re: Nairalander Visits Oguta Lake Confluence And Saw Amazing Ecological Wonder by smiliyB(f): 9:57pm On May 09, 2022
TinubuGoQuench:
A nairalander visits Kolawole Ajaniki Street in Ogbomosho where the buildings are covered with brown roofs
it's beautiful too

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Travel / Re: Nairalander Visits Oguta Lake Confluence And Saw Amazing Ecological Wonder by smiliyB(f): 9:55pm On May 09, 2022
fof1:



My Dr...You have not seen it All. How about the Area the Blue Lake Fresh Water made Contact or Met with d Salt Water of Sanbreiro River of Abonnema in Rivers State at the Neck of Confluence South Ward without Mixing...You ain't Seen anything Yet...The Wonders of Creation in Human Existence and Awe of d Omnipotent God...We do not Adore Enough.
Wow! I'll like to see that one too but I'll learn how to swim first cheesy cheesy
Travel / Re: Nairalander Visits Oguta Lake Confluence And Saw Amazing Ecological Wonder by smiliyB(f): 9:53pm On May 09, 2022
Meirl:
I was there In 2012 when a friend got married. I returned in 2013. The place is very beautiful and the people are super friendly
I was there in 2016 with a group of friends from school that was during our finally year. It was really fun and scary too grin grin I love nature, I can't wait to visit Obudu cattle ranch

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Nairaland / General / Re: Professional Book Cover Design by smiliyB(f): 11:46pm On May 07, 2022
Book cover design for a cook book

TV/Movies / Re: Blood Sisters: Ratings And Review (Nigerian Movie On Netflix) by smiliyB(f): 1:58am On May 07, 2022
ugodson:
Please, if you have not watched Blood Sisters, I am about to unapologetically ruin the suspense for you, so, if you would like to maintain the purity of a good watch, I would advise you stop reading at this point, and perhaps return after watching.


As I read the above statement, I just stop reading make I go watch the movie then I will read. grin
same here
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I Need A Professional Photo Editor by smiliyB(f): 11:26pm On May 04, 2022
xaliujokes:
I need someone who can create background for pictures and manipulate pictures.


Eg. Cloth A naked pig with different outfits and different backgrounds. Should be creative.

Send your previous works to my WhatsApp. Check signature for contact details.
If you can pay 7k for each photo manipulation, send a dm.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: I Need A Flyer, Any Graphic Designer Here? by smiliyB(f): 11:24pm On May 04, 2022
Antyxx:
I need a graphic designer, a flyer.
If you impress me,i will give you more projects

I will give you content of what to put in the flyer

Im a graphic designer myself
Hello Antyxx, I can design a professional flyer for N4500. I make use of adobe Photoshop, illustrator, InDesign and Corel draw to give my clients the best they deserve. Send a dm for samples of my work.
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie: Polygamy Is Dangerous – Cubana Chief Priest by smiliyB(f): 8:13pm On Apr 28, 2022
Bigggloadofcum:
smiley

Men are polygamous naturally. From time immemorial it's been they way of life of every capable man. And by capable I mean Men who can provide for their family.

Even 2 minutes Men have that polygamy blood running in their veins not to talk of the mighty men in battle.

Those men dragging Yul by his balls including this mf have tons of women spread everywhere.

I'd rather have wives as many as I can handle, provide for and take care of than be caught in a web of hide and seek with little girls called side chicks cuz I don't want madam to find out.

I've said this to every intending future wife of mine. Be ready to accept as many women as I deserve. And if for any reason your bumbum shrinks and ur boobs turns to table tennis bats, you are out of my house.

I can't be looking at a naked woman with frown on my face. NEVER.
How many women did God give Adam? When you find the answer then you'll know that men aren't naturally anything rather it's cause by lack of self control.
Celebrities / Re: Khafi Faces Met Police Tribunal For Going On BBNaija Show Without Permission by smiliyB(f): 8:39pm On Apr 26, 2022
Downey:
The boss want to buy this platform...how do you respond to it?
that amount is too small nah, it can't even buy a house at Banana Island undecided it should be in dollars not naira. Or 1billion naira wink cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Khafi Faces Met Police Tribunal For Going On BBNaija Show Without Permission by smiliyB(f): 8:36pm On Apr 26, 2022
WaywardSon:
I'm sure if she could go back in time she'll avoid the show, it's long gone and yet she's still facing the consequences
Why'll she avoid the show, she met her husband there and they've a child together now.
Nairaland / General / Re: Professional Book Cover Design by smiliyB(f): 8:48am On Apr 26, 2022
Book Cover Design - The sword of Betrayal

Romance / Re: I Pity Any Lady That Will Marry Me by smiliyB(f): 2:26pm On Apr 25, 2022
alpharoyalty:
Child of doom ma nigga grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
It should be "adult" not child anymore cry Lol
@op don't give up jare, where you stop nah there God will definitely continue from. Just open up your heart and let him take control.
Science/Technology / Re: Sun Unleashes Intense Solar Flare Causing Radio Blackout In Asia, Australia(Pix) by smiliyB(f): 8:52pm On Apr 23, 2022
Righteousness2:
The Signs of the times are Everywhere screaming and shouting at the world Inhabitants.
Infact I don't know how people can't see...

The RAPTURE is at anymoment !
JESUS Christ is Coming!
Hell is about to break loose on this sinking ship.
Get ready to meet JESUS Christ !!!
You cannot say you didn't hear or know!!
Stop using rapture to scare people. Infact, we should look forward to it and be glad because that's the second coming of Christ that'll end all suffering and sin in the world.
Family / Re: I Am Tired Of My Marriage by smiliyB(f): 8:14pm On Apr 22, 2022
Nuelzi:
What exactly does this gender want?

Sorry to say this but if what you wrote up there is true then permit me to say that you don't really know what you want

- you pointed out these qualities that most men lack yet you don't want to hold onto him.

E be like say e get niqqa wey you dey eye somewhere na why you wan dropout undecided

Nobody should quote me....na my mind I talk,I no stone person
What I get from her is that she married early and didn't enjoy life as a single person, I mean adult. Maybe that's why she's a bit tired but op you'll be fine last last
Education / Re: Flashback: Did You Read This Book While Growing Up? by smiliyB(f): 4:02pm On Apr 21, 2022
likeorshare:
Like if you did,share if you didn't.
I did and I really love that book. If I see it in the market now I'll buy again cheesy cheesy cheesy that's the length of my love for the book

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Business / Re: Easter: APCON To Sanction Sterling Bank For ‘Provocative’ Agege Bread Advert by smiliyB(f): 8:37pm On Apr 18, 2022
Investorozay:


try it with mohammed
you will find out
You dey mind him undecided undecided
Business / Re: Easter: APCON To Sanction Sterling Bank For ‘Provocative’ Agege Bread Advert by smiliyB(f): 8:35pm On Apr 18, 2022
Candidlady:
Ihave been hearing this AGEGE BREAD ... still don't know what it means! Is the bread special and who owns the AGEGE bread
it's not special, just affordable and soft. You can find it main in Lagos. These days it's even tasteless undecided economy hard, over management don affect the bread wella

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Education / Re: Truth Or Dare: Mother Of Julian, 10-Year-Old Chrisland Gang-Raped Student Speaks by smiliyB(f): 12:54pm On Apr 18, 2022
ChoCho54:









Oh no! grin

What should I do with this girl now? grin

Little girl, you dey maaad??
Do mind her pls, she's not alright

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Education / Re: Truth Or Dare: Mother Of Julian, 10-Year-Old Chrisland Gang-Raped Student Speaks by smiliyB(f): 12:43pm On Apr 18, 2022
embarassed
Jennyclay:
Rape apologist, Happy Easter oo!

GOSH!!! Sick Men Everywhere!!!

Chrisland school should be closed, and the school management should be sued for covering up a Rape Case.
Madam calm down, she wasn't rape. It's poor parenting and school negligence at work here. So sad tho embarassed

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Romance / Re: I'm Crushing Or Liking My Reverend, What Can I Do? by smiliyB(f): 8:22pm On Apr 10, 2022
Natemrwiz:
Whatever we feed grows , our minds we can all control . The moment you loosegaurd with Reverend , it'll be really hard to get out . Believe me the moment you get caught you gave your life a whole new direction . I hope you get over this for real . Don't even think he's a man of God , he's developing feelings just as you are .

From experience
Wiz Hamilton .
Exactly! She's feeding the stuff that's why it's growing. Once she sees it as nothing, it'll fade away. It's simply infatuation.

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Romance / Re: I'm Crushing Or Liking My Reverend, What Can I Do? by smiliyB(f): 8:18pm On Apr 10, 2022
AntiMen:
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My body is my dignity and pride, I got married a virgin, so not fornicating and commiting adultery was and is very effortless for me...

I have one very mad ego about this body....So I know what I mean when I say I can't get down with him..

I'm just having butterflies in my belly about this man and I'm just looking for ways to stop the nonsense......
but I guess it'll stop. Stop beating yourself or trying to force yourself to stop by all means. I have been in such situation before, all you need to do is just pray about it and keep living your life. Don't think or meditate on it if not it'll keep increasing. The infatuation will fade away before you know it sef. It's not a big deal and it's not love too....just mere infatuation. Stop seeing it as something very big wink

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Crime / Re: Armed Boys Collected Everything A Man Bought For His Family In Nnewi (Photos) by smiliyB(f): 8:43pm On Apr 08, 2022
pepperdemzombie:

Dem come give am the invoice or what? The story sounds somehow. The invoice is supposed to be inside the pack, shey the robbers searched the pack and gave it to him or they threw it on the floor and he picked it?
You don't know this people's format, since "what will my baby eat tonight" is there, you hear drop account. .
That's how they wanted to pay someone's uploaded hospital bills here, but he insisted on getting the money in his account
It didn't sound somehow, maybe the invoice is inside his back pocket (I mean trouser pocket). Because my own invoice no dey enter nylon, I always put it inside my purse with my ATM card.

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Fashion / Re: What I Ordered Vs What I Got - Thread by smiliyB(f): 11:51am On Apr 06, 2022
Hockeystitches:

Close to Egbeda/Ipaja side in Lagos State..
I want to visit, give me the correct/full address. I stay in Lagos
Fashion / Re: What I Ordered Vs What I Got - Thread by smiliyB(f): 7:18pm On Apr 05, 2022
Hockeystitches:

Lol..I have physical address, You can come yourself or send someone.
I don't do business that will spoil my brand.. You can giive it a try Ma
What's the address?
Fashion / Re: What I Ordered Vs What I Got - Thread by smiliyB(f): 6:00pm On Apr 05, 2022
Hockeystitches:

Oh! Sorry to hear about that..

You can give us a try at HockeyStitches (Unisex)
See how neat they are, if they ask you guys to make it now nah big wahala lipsrsealed
Fashion / Re: What I Ordered Vs What I Got - Thread by smiliyB(f): 5:57pm On Apr 05, 2022
shantti:


No, na Sophia grand mother
Exactly! Abi nah great grandma sef cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Farted During A Job Interview by smiliyB(f): 3:48pm On Apr 05, 2022
Sixfiguresmart:
I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards the ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewers running for their lives. In a few moments, the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, I have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?
Hahhahaha you made me laugh so hard, don't worry, it's actually a SixFiguresFart

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Shocked That I Don't Know My Neighbour's Name For 2years. by smiliyB(f): 11:32am On Apr 01, 2022
bigcee:

Lol, keep waiting for your neighbours to take you out of poverty. No go hustle cheesy
Mr Loyalty grin grin better let her be.

Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Shocked That I Don't Know My Neighbour's Name For 2years. by smiliyB(f): 11:26am On Apr 01, 2022
bigcee:

Nice one, baba.

For my hood here, they think say I proud because I hardly give a f**k. I no just send, na my life be that. But if you're close to me, ehn, my loyalty no be here oh. I go make sure say you always dey happy.
Here I am ooo, I need someone to be loyal to me lipsrsealed cheesy cheesy April fool tho wink

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