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Education / Re: Top 10 Best Universities In The World by smiliyB(f): 8:14am On Feb 10
Nigerian University won't even near top 100 cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Valentine's Day Gift Guide (gifts For Him) by smiliyB(f): 8:13am On Feb 10
If you're single this period e don be for us😒😬
What of Ladies' own nah🤷🏽‍♀️ cheesy
Pets / Re: A Lady Left Speechless After A Mountain Lion Broke Into Her Compound by smiliyB(f): 12:30pm On Feb 05
Her faith in that glass is everything shocked shocked

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: "UK Employer Asking For My Linkedin Password" by smiliyB(f): 12:54pm On Jan 22
SmartPolician:


I don't know the number of times we have to teach people that Am cannot start a sentence if it's not a question. Use I am or I'm
Very annoying undecided
Travel / Re: Ongoing Awka Millennium City Full Coverage (video & Photos) by smiliyB(f): 8:34pm On Jan 09
Bestmanfornow:

Yes they are selling you can contact them
https://www.awkamillenniumcity.com/
Alright, thanks.

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Travel / Re: Ongoing Awka Millennium City Full Coverage (video & Photos) by smiliyB(f): 2:51pm On Jan 09
Bestmanfornow:

They started with providing two dualized major access roads to the new city, after that they started with internal roads, drainage channels, and other infastructure now, they giving permission to build houses
Have they start selling?
Politics / Re: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by smiliyB(f): 3:04pm On Dec 21, 2023
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Change_ymp @smiliyB

SmiliyB
Follow me on X reply as soon as you get this message
Alright
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by smiliyB(f): 11:30am On Dec 21, 2023
Temylade50:
Hi. I'm looking for a housemate in a 2 bedroom flat. You will have your own toilet and bathroom. Constant water and electricity.
Come with your bed. But there is a wardrobe.
Female, professional working class. Neat and nice. The property is located at Ifako-Gbagada, easy access to the island. N500k.
Contact me at 0-7-0-8-0-3-9-1-3-9-0.
I'm interested, will really like to know how close it's to Ojodu Berger, that's where I work.
Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Cope Without Nairaland For The Past Few Days. by smiliyB(f): 11:23am On Dec 21, 2023
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Let’s be mutual on X
Sure! Drop your username, I'll follow you asap.
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun Osewa,we Deserve An Apology ! by smiliyB(f): 11:21am On Dec 21, 2023
berbs:
Nairaland is back. Yaaayyyyyy. Love y'all guys. So relieved right now.
Same with me cheesy It's as if they returned something so precious to me.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Seun Osewa,we Deserve An Apology ! by smiliyB(f): 11:19am On Dec 21, 2023
VEHINTOLAR:


Considering what we all went through,I think we deserve an apology from Seun. It will serve as a way of reassuring us that such will never happen again.

It's indeed good to be back !
It's fine if he decided to drop one tho

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Cope Without Nairaland For The Past Few Days. by smiliyB(f): 10:24am On Dec 21, 2023
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Twitter a dull app Which planet u come from first?
I tire! He must be old fashion or something
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun Osewa,we Deserve An Apology ! by smiliyB(f): 10:20am On Dec 21, 2023
VEHINTOLAR:
Dear Seun,

Let me,first of all,congratulate you and your team members for finally being able to restore our darling NAIRALAND. It was indeed a very harrowing experience for the past three days without Nairaland;it was very tough ! You have no idea how happy I was this morning when I just tried to login again as usuall, as I had been doing unsuccessfully for the past 72 hours,and pronto,it was successful;our darling NL is back !

While we await your official apology for putting us through the unpleasant experience of the past three days,we sincerely hope that you will guide against any reoccurrence of such in the future. Nairaland is bigger than what you have in mind,Seun;it is our Oxygen !

Up Nairaland !

Please we don't need any apology, I'm simply glad Nairaland is back. Super excited!!! It's as if it's my own personal forum cheesy cheesy
Food / Re: See The Oha Soup My Female Neighbor Brought For Me This Morning. by smiliyB(f): 5:13pm On Dec 08, 2023
Keepamsafe:
Just this morning, my female neighbor brought this Oha Soup for me after I apologized to her yesterday over our last fracas. (I brought a girl home, and we had an issue.).

Please note, I have no entanglements with this my neighbor as im not sexually attracted to her even though she’s single and I am too.

I have started eating already, as this is my breakfast to work this morning.
why did I read "this is my last meal to work tho" that's crazy angry grin grin Enjoy jare, no fail to invite us for wedding sha wink cheesy
Travel / Re: My First Snow Experience In The UK �� by smiliyB(f): 7:38pm On Dec 05, 2023
247man:


Even whites dat see it every time come out to do video of first snow in winter . Especially the moment when the rain turns to snow live. It’s a thrilling moment and memorable. Nothing poor about it.
Thank you, help me tell them. Anyway I'm not surprised, the negativity wey full this app no be small

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Family / Re: My Wife Constantly Denies Me Sex by smiliyB(f): 8:55am On Oct 25, 2023
felong:
Stop giving her money.
Lol, if only he wants more trouble in his life then he should take this advise. Maybe, it's other post-pregnancy wahala op. They need counselling
Celebrities / Re: BBN's Phyna: I Felt Bullied After Davido Said He Doesn’t Know Me by smiliyB(f): 8:35am On Oct 20, 2023
Jeezuzpick:
grin

People who have something to do don't watch BBN.

Last Big Brother I watched was the very first (BBA) and I was unemployed, living with an elder sibling looking for work.

There is DSTV in the house, so.......

grin grin grin

Even then, Na only highlights I been dey watch.

As I don dey hustle become pipu Papa, build my own house na in I go dey watch nonsense?
if you have something good to do, you won't be here commenting on your so called "nonsense" topic. Pretenders
Politics / Re: Tinubu Not A Magician, Says Wife by smiliyB(f): 10:20am On Oct 02, 2023
Godjone:
Election riggers don start. When you and amoda in connivance with Mahmud Yakubu were stealing the mandate, little did you know it will not augur well for you people. The disgrace you and your husband will get will be legendary. Na just matter of time
Guy you just finished the so called first lady of Nigeria cheesy cheesy
Sports / Re: "I Like Guys" - Michelle Alozie's Sexuality Causes Stir On Twitter by smiliyB(f): 8:43am On Sep 28, 2023
Kizzygentle:
The way this lady was hyped during the female world Cup eh.. Well it was her time and the heavens opened on her stars.. But not as beautiful as hyped.
She was even one of the 2 players that caused us the pk against England and yet she was glorified and the other lady was crucified... Not hating sha, just stating the obvious and the sentimentality of Nigerians.
She's very very beautiful! That's what I want to clear tho wink
Investment / Re: PayDay To Sell The Company Six Months After $3M Raise by smiliyB(f): 8:16pm On Sep 20, 2023
Panelbeater:
Payday na scammer fintech. My dollars vamoose into the thin air on their Mastercard
Same here cry very annoying company
Religion / Re: Beautiful Catholic & Anglican Diocese Churches In Anambra State (Photos) by smiliyB(f): 11:49am On Sep 17, 2023
EmeeNaka:
Please, onye be ya na-agba ọkụ, anaghị achụ oke.
Avoid saying things that could potentially divide the body of Christ subtly or overtly.
It will be more purposeful if you use the term 'Christian' instead of 'Catholic'.
Christianity is being systematically attacked by forces of evil and we must identify as one body always, especially in public.
FYI, the SE and SS are the beacon of Christianity in Nigeria.
Cheers.
Well said.
Travel / Re: "Fathala Wildlife Reserve In Senegal" Where You Can Chill With A Lion With A St by smiliyB(f): 11:18pm On Aug 31, 2023
wiseone28:
The Lion Encounter at Fathala Wildlife Reserve – a once in a lifetime experience.
Take the opportunity to interact with our lions and accompany them on foot. An unparalleled experience that offers insight into the behaviour of this species, with lots of photo opportunities.
But before seeing these majestic animals, there are some rules that we would like you to know:
The following rules are to ensure that you feel safe, as well as enjoy the walk


1. HEIGHT RESTRICTION: 1.50 METERS – NO EXCEPTIONS (carrying of children on back, neck etc.)

2. No bags, purses, backpacks or any other are allowed on the walk

3. Make sure your clothes are not too wide, loose, or swingy , make sure your shoelaces are tied

4. No sunglasses

5. No clothing with animal prints


6. Refrain from running or jumping during the walk, keep the movement as normal and calm as possible

7. Do not bend or kneel down in front of the lions

8. Never touch the lions or approach the lions without instruction from the lion guides


9. Please speak quietly, calm, and normal , but do not hesitate to ask questions

10. All visitors are reminded that although the lions were raised by the handlers, they are still wild animals , and failure to comply to the above rules, could lead to serious harm , to yourself and others

11. Should you wish to end the walk , please feel free to ask the guide, they will escort you to the exit

12. All visitors must sign the indemnity form
before participating in the walk with lions
Enjoy the walk!
All these rules for Lion, I no do abeg😪😪🥴
Food / Re: The New Yam I Bought 2000 Naira From My Customer With Abeg by smiliyB(f): 2:00pm On Aug 26, 2023
IconicR:
I know but one for 2k plus pleading is too much.
That yam I'm seeing shouldn't exceed 1000 maximum irrespective of location and it's not even a big one
Yam is very expensive now, especially those new yam. I bought mine 1800 with abeg too and it's the same size as this. New yam can be very sweet 🥳

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Food / Re: The New Yam I Bought 2000 Naira From My Customer With Abeg by smiliyB(f): 1:56pm On Aug 26, 2023
fineboynl:
This new yam was sold to me for 2000 naira because i was a customer. In my present it was sold to another woman with abeg for 2500.

It was my usual customer and I bought more than one.

The increase was due to inflation in the country in addition to transportation cost.

This yam was cheap because if was onitsha yam that was transported to enugu. I was told the transport cost 200k.

Hausa yam wouldn’t be cheap either the ondo yam here was very small and expensive. Benue yam is yet to arrive but that still would be more costly.
Mine is almost same size as yours, nah management she manage sell 1800 to me. That's for lag

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Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by smiliyB(f): 10:43am On Aug 26, 2023
dhebbiesmiles:


It’s no longer available 🙏🏾
Alright.
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by smiliyB(f): 8:25pm On Aug 25, 2023
dhebbiesmiles:


Someone is moving out, so no agency and agreement fees. Rent is 550 so each person pays 275k.
I sent a mail
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by smiliyB(f): 8:24pm On Aug 25, 2023
dhebbiesmiles:


Someone is moving out, so no agency and agreement fees. Rent is 550 so each person pays 275k.
Hello, is this still available? If yes, can I come n check it out tomorrow
Food / Re: The CHEAP breakfast I prepared this morning by smiliyB(f): 1:08pm On Aug 05, 2023
ahnie:
The final product.
This is a very healthy diet you have there, nice one 👍
Business / Re: I Was Charged #944/$ On Alatwema Mastercard by smiliyB(f): 10:36pm On Jul 15, 2023
Omo! That's super expensive shocked This is the new Nigeria, very scary embarassed
Literature / Re: How Do I Publish My Books On Amazon? by smiliyB(f): 9:49am On Jul 15, 2023
[quote author=Ifyok50 post=124431516]

https://www.nairaland.com/1499182/making-regular-income-publishing-amazon follow this thread to learn how to publish on Amazon. If you need professional book formatting and book cover design. I'm available tho. Good luck to you
Business / Re: Naira Cards Are Back - Wema Bank by smiliyB(f): 7:54pm On Jul 14, 2023
eteebanky1:


You mean GTB naira MasterCard is working for international transactions at $20 limit

But mine no work sha
Mine isn't working too, maybe it has been long he used the card sha
Business / Re: Naira Cards Are Back - Wema Bank by smiliyB(f): 7:53pm On Jul 14, 2023
SalamRushdie:
Sorry Payday
Those thieves 😒 Good for them

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