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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Shutdown Abuja With His Legwork (Photos, Video) by smithe113(m): 8:10am On Nov 05, 2019
Slawormir:


As a real niggarrr
I think he is trying to tell you to listen to good songs

Not these so many untalented Moda fuckkkers in Nigeria music industry especially that frogged voice called davido who uses to much voice enhancer

He is trying to say
You should listen to good songs like:

The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Avicii
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone

Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift


What do people like you feel like sef........ always thinking u can dictate to people or impose your choice on others.

You like "do-re-mi"....... other people like songs with beat and "lamda". Leave everyone to enjoy what they love.

Yeye dey smell

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Crime / Re: Raped And Abused : I Am Confused, What Should I Do to save her ? by smithe113(m): 2:05pm On Oct 30, 2019
Donald95:
There is this single mum living just beside our house (She is single because she left her husband, accused him of not being faithful and not taking care of the family, They are not officially divorced.)

Now, she has 3 daughters only, 2 very little girls about 5 and 6 years that has been given out as maids and another girl of about 15 years and she and her daughter due to hardship is squatting with another family, living in their house for free.

One day as i was looking out from our house, I noticed some rowdy movement inside the squatters room. Then after a while, the introverted girl rushed out of the house Tensed ( Very Afraid). I asked her Ogini! but she never replied. After a while, the landlord of the house came out of her room claiming to be angry and making phone call.



I later called the girl and asked her, she first denied that she is being abused but later agreed and also told me that she had been raped by him b4 then she pleaded with me that I shouldn't tell anyone.

I talked to her mom about it and she started shouting at her daughter that she has warned her severally to always lock herself up whenever she is out selling food (which she does for a living). She made the victim guilty. I stopped her but she continued by saying that the house they are living is their only hope and anything that will make them chased out of their will not be accepted. He warned me to keep shut and stay out of her family business,That i shouldn't involve the police or the man's wife or street youth. She insisted that doing such will ruin their life in the city. Even the victim also begged me to keep it down


I wanted to go to church to report to his pastor but on second thought, pastor will invite the man and question him and this will bounce back on the victims family.

If you were in my shoes, what will you do as i don't want to hurt the victims family the more?

Mr OP aka James Bond, You did well reporting to the mother but someone already advised You to mind your business if you don't have an accommodation for the family.

Irrespective of whatever action you take, it would cost the families their accommodation and they won't move into your room at the end of tge day. The mother and daughter also understands this and already warned You to stay off.

I believe the mother is also working on something already. She Cant open her eyes and let " Talubo" enter
Crime / Re: Raped And Abused : I Am Confused, What Should I Do to save her ? by smithe113(m): 1:59pm On Oct 30, 2019
Ayotemide:


I hope nature can play its course with you too, given the circumstances.

You people have come again.....The guy said nothing wrong. That's the fact, if he doesn't have an accommodation for them, then he should fucking mind his business

The mother even knows about this and warned OP to Bleep off, why is he now still trying to form James Bond.
Romance / Re: What's Your Take On A Relationship Without Sex? by smithe113(m): 7:06am On Oct 30, 2019
ImaIma1:
But sex ws originally made for marriage.how were they coping in d past where it ws rare 2 hv sex b4 marriage.and then divorce cases were not hitting d roof like right now.now we guys must taste d pudding first sha

No sex before marriage was easy in the past because they marry at very early age like 14-16. Nowadays, girls marry as late as 27-30. It's not easy for the pussy to stay without being hammered that long.
Education / Re: Sex For Grades FG Laments Sexual Harassment, UNIPORT Unveils Preventive Policy by smithe113(m): 6:45am On Oct 30, 2019
I love this........ The prevention is two sided and not just blaming the poor lecturers that might have been seduced in the first place.

The truth about this sexual harassment is that while some ladies might be happy that this is coming to an end soon, most girls in Nigerian universities are sad of the development cause that is how they get their marks and graduate from the university. They don't want to read again.

This girls now eventually graduate with more empty skull than they matriculated with.

Next line of action should be people that pay for grades. Let's revive the educational sector of the country

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Fashion / Re: Uzoma Jenfrancis Crowned Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja 2019 In Colourful Event by smithe113(m): 12:51pm On Oct 29, 2019
Their pussy would suffer for whatever they win

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Health / Re: Could This Be STD Or Bad Immune System? by smithe113(m): 6:58am On Oct 29, 2019
One thing is certain, you are immunodeficiency. The drenching night sweat and cough you had was classical for TB which usually becomes activated in immunocompromised states.

Oral thrush is also a strong indicator of immunodeficiency. Generalized lymphadenopathy is also there with herpetic mouth ulcers and body rash.

Go for more definitive tests for HIV and not rapid test done in most places. It it's still negative, your immunodeficiency might be coming from something else such as drug use( steroids), malignancy (lymphoma), environmental exposure to certain chemicals.

Base line - You have immunodeficiency query cause

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Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Lifts His Wife, Simi Up After Her Show Last Night by smithe113(m): 12:15am On Oct 27, 2019
Esteem001:
Who else is noticing this new scratching thing, almost all the guys calling and complaining of same thing, my pen*s dey scratch me !!! Abi Na only me and my guys both far and near dey experience this thing.... Any home remedy Local man has no money to see the doctor

You've got scabies..... go get Ivermectin injection at the nearest hospital or get a benzyl benzoate cream from a chemist / pharmacy
Education / Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by smithe113(m): 8:19am On Oct 25, 2019
tillaman:
My first year in school when I was strolling with this babe, I don spot her from class as soon as lecturer left I just follow the girl we were already Vibing as in I already held her hands damn the palm was so soft and cold I was beginning to imagine getting a mad handjob from her the next day cause I had a dunce roomie then, so as we dey waka naso 1 final year guy park his stupid Honda bulldog beside us and started finessing the babe naso the girl begin blush dude was like is that your brother and she said no that he’s a friend from class, I weak, sha the dude was like how far OG I just feigned a faint smile, the babe sha follow the guy, she just said we will see later, I was just lucky that I had a baseball cap on that day, some crazy boys were already saying bros sorry oo as per say my legs dey shake like Person wey climb Mount Everest, as I reach school gate I sweAr I just fly bike I no even negotiate price, Wey we don dey plan to go her hostel and violate her human rights, that moment I made up my mind to do the same thing to all those freshers too and I did it countless times too!!
The babe sef later carry her kpekus con beg me for house after Puna mileage don high finish for 400 level, she even lived with me for 2 months dey form serious relationship, do my laundry and warm my bed and I didn’t pity that puna I help her increase the mileage

Welldone Sir.....You've done well

Stupid girls

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Celebrities / Re: Gbemi Reacts To Mompha Arrest Over Internet Fraud And Money Laundering by smithe113(m): 3:02am On Oct 23, 2019
Advising them to stay low means you are supporting their actions.

Whatver is not good, Isn't good and no clause should be attached to make it look normal.

Fraud is Bad!!!!!!!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Anita Joseph And MC Galaxy Campaign For Mercy At Computer Village by smithe113(m): 9:24pm On Oct 04, 2019
kings59:
All these for a woman who only knows how to twerk. Last week Saturday, I visited my aunt just to know how she's doing. I asked her about her daughter and son. She told me that James went for training and Sandra is somewhere around the compound playing. I went downstairs to look for her only to find her twerking with her friends. They were three. I called her and told her not at this age.

All she told me was that she wants to be like Mercy, that don't I watch BBNaija. I was so disgusted by her words.


Please let us know what we are doing so as not to be blamed in the future.

If all these people I see in the pic are Christians or Muslim, then I would say everyone is hypocrite.

Now I know why the police/ APC said, " Change begins with me"



Thunder fire anybody that would criticise Buhari's administration or any other government again.



Useless youths.

Wow...... children are already emulating controversial lifestyles of these yeyebrities they watch on TVs.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Anita Joseph And MC Galaxy Campaign For Mercy At Computer Village by smithe113(m): 9:08pm On Oct 04, 2019
chai...... things like this makes me lose hope in Nigerian youths as the agent of change in this country.

The truth is that an average Nigerian youth/undergraduate would rather watch BBNAIJA than being involved in anything innovative.

Its okay to watch BBNAIJA but it's not oKay to demonstrate this level of nonentity. This category of people won't come out for an awareness walk that would benefit their community not to talk of a revolution rally.

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Politics / Re: PDP Rejects Moves To Return Toll Gates by smithe113(m): 9:32pm On Oct 02, 2019
SarkinYarki:


Una done come with this welcome idea talk without thinking ..are you aware that when the tolls where removed a road tax of 1.50k was added to every litre of petrol bought to replace the revenue from the road tolls? Are you aware ? Why not ask them why they have not used that money to repair the roads instead of welcoming every useless idea

pardon my ignorance..... not aware of the N1.5k Road tax as a substitute to Toll fee

It's easy to conclude the same fate awaits the revenue to be generated from this.

Thanks for enlightening me and not abuse as many brainless creature on nairaland would have done.

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Politics / Re: PDP Rejects Moves To Return Toll Gates by smithe113(m): 8:38pm On Oct 02, 2019
The Toll gate is a welcomed idea provided the money won't be embezzled but rather used for its primary objective.

But my country people (politicians) no go gree.....they would rather grow fatter with the money

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Crime / Re: EFCC Re-Arraigns Fugitive Yahoo Boy In Ilorin (Photo) by smithe113(m): 7:57pm On Oct 02, 2019
Amstupid:
grin we YAHOO boyz are d future of tomorrow, nt some dumbshit going to school angry

Everybody no OLE tongue

I agree...... you are stupid

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Travel / Re: More Photos Of Mooro Bridge In Kwara State Where Many Crawl To Pass by smithe113(m): 3:50pm On Oct 02, 2019
Khd95:
inside life grin grin
Orisirisi nkan lon sele.......ni Kwara State, Orisirisi Bridge lon be n be
Sports / Re: Granit Xhaka Is Arsenal's New Captain by smithe113(m): 1:45pm On Sep 27, 2019
This is definitely a poor decision by Emery...... This guy is not fit to be captain judging from the matches he has featured in this season and his impact as a captain in those matches.

imagine the guy opening his mouth to Say the reason we drew against Watford was because we were afraid of them. Watford of all teams..... he definitely have given up before we step on the pitch to play Mancity

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Politics / Re: Only 62 Women Elected In 2019 — INEC by smithe113(m): 7:06am On Sep 27, 2019
ursullalinda:


Don't mind him, 21st century men reasoning like our ancestors. And we expect to move forward smh

Lol...... how else do you expect him to think?
The only thing women care about is dick, money, iphone11 and to ensure their child loots well so he doesn't have to work again in his life.

e.g Diezani Madueke
Politics / Re: Only 62 Women Elected In 2019 — INEC by smithe113(m): 7:01am On Sep 27, 2019
The reason is simple....... Women are terrible leaders

They take stupid decisions especially when on their period grin

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Crime / Re: "EFCC Arrested My Brother Because They Found My Panties In The House" by smithe113(m): 10:04pm On Sep 26, 2019
seangy4konji:
lol.. na me u den call kid..

Na dis same internet weh u say I new I Don use train three sister go ui -uch-america and England now and d them d last born finish for uch 2014..last girl so know age me their brother Don den use internet. if say person fit face to internet no then u would and nlcan never be a cobbler I would call in real world because u will still feel u know something.u don't know anything.wise one.

very sad...... you have such wonderful sisters and you bear such moniker

so you are a Yahoo boy or what do you mean by its the same internet you used to train them.
Crime / Re: "EFCC Arrested My Brother Because They Found My Panties In The House" by smithe113(m): 9:47pm On Sep 26, 2019
seangy4konji:
tje report says they are arrestting because they saw pants sand pad in wardrobe. What is the guys offence for arresting? Neighbors words.. What evidence or what warrant d arrest?same tippatipa arrest and illegal raid... Sand it's called dumb and you are the dumber wise one.

A piece of advice for you( cause its evident you just started using social media..... You can't believe everything on the internet..... bloggers would choose to report it in a way that is interesting for you and I too read.

They decided to go with the girlfriend's side of the story which is evidently fake. You might not have opened this thread if it's just the regular "EFCC arrest one Yahoo boy in Ibadan"

I hope the above explanation helps cause I'm done with you kid
Crime / Re: "EFCC Arrested My Brother Because They Found My Panties In The House" by smithe113(m): 4:15pm On Sep 26, 2019
seangy4konji:
and what evidence proves in the video to you that he committed any cyber fraud? Wise one?

This even shows you're more dump....... You can go to the EFCC station to ask for the evidence you seek.This is a report by the girl friend and not EFCC officials.

How do you feel now dump Guy?
Crime / Re: "EFCC Arrested My Brother Because They Found My Panties In The House" by smithe113(m): 10:49am On Sep 26, 2019
Enemyofpeace:
You are definitely an enemy of peace. You are part of those that won't want Nigeria to get the peace it deserves. I pray that peace which you have decided to become an enemy to depart from your life and that of your family and you end up committing suicide.

Amen

Bitch.....I thought you are an enemy of pace judging from your moniker..... why is it now paining you?

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Crime / Re: "EFCC Arrested My Brother Because They Found My Panties In The House" by smithe113(m): 9:50am On Sep 26, 2019
seangy4konji:
I can only6imagine nypd coming to your house with no warrant or what so ever complain against you and asking you why you have pants in your wardrobe..

What about men who have fetish for wearing women's pants? Sniffing pants? Using pants to mastuurbate and so on.. Some even have dungeons where they do their freaky stuff.

We are far far behind..

Just get a quality visa and leave you to all ur radarada here.

Are you guys dump..... he was arrested for cyberfraud and not what the stupid wailing girlfriend claims. They might have just pointed that out while arresting him as a statement without legal implication.

Why on earth would they have left the evidence if that was the reason for arrest. Nigerian youths are supposed to be smarter than this.
Crime / Re: "EFCC Arrested My Brother Because They Found My Panties In The House" by smithe113(m): 9:47am On Sep 26, 2019
[quote author=Enemyofpeace post=82576837][/quote]

You are definitely an enemy of peace. You are part of those that won't want Nigeria to get the peace it deserves. I pray that peace which you have decided to become an enemy to depart from your life and that of your family and you end up committing suicide.

Amen
Crime / Re: "EFCC Arrested My Brother Because They Found My Panties In The House" by smithe113(m): 9:30am On Sep 26, 2019
AfroKnight:
Why would the EFCC bust the house of an innocent business man at 5:00 am? Because he is a shady character.

Because he is a criminal
Crime / Re: "EFCC Arrested My Brother Because They Found My Panties In The House" by smithe113(m): 9:29am On Sep 26, 2019
Anybody saying rubbish about EFCC is either a Yahoo boy or a beneficiary from Yahoo boys........EFCC are doing their job and doing it well.

For those shouting they should direct their energy to politicians......EFCC like every other organisation has various departments and tge department in charge of cyberfraud is the one in charge of all this, you can direct your complaints to the department in charge of politicians

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Politics / Re: N90bn FIRS Fund: Osinbajo Threatens Google Over Rootstv YouTube Video by smithe113(m): 9:11am On Sep 26, 2019
udoka2013:
I am now beginning to believe this story,because the way he is chasing every dick and harry shows that the matter is truth.

Your comment is pathognomonic for a diagnosis of intellectual disability.
Politics / Re: N90bn FIRS Fund: Osinbajo Threatens Google Over Rootstv YouTube Video by smithe113(m): 9:08am On Sep 26, 2019
Reading some comments here on nairaland makes me lose hope in thisfucked up country......... See them all shouting Yahoo pastor and hailing Buhari

These are the comments that encourage the likes of Timi Frank to say more stupid things.......... Nigerians seems to be enjoying the hardship they are facing.
Music/Radio / Re: Pawon – Olamide (Video) by smithe113(m): 10:27am On Sep 25, 2019
Nyash no come be private part again...... same with naira Marley PUTA....... let's see what the next 5 years holds.... video vixens dancing naked

please how can one investigate if one's girlfriend has ever participated in all this kind thing before deciding to form saint and settle down......I can't afford finding out my wife once did things like this after marriage

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Politics / Re: Amaechi, Gbemi Saraki Inspects Ongoing Lagos- Ibadan Modern Railway Construction by smithe113(m): 7:18pm On Sep 23, 2019
NOL2dworld:
APC is working.. Amaechi on point, Next level sh!t.


Abeg, I get car to sell..
Range Rover for 7.8m

Whatsapp: Zero 7 zero 18 44 39 88

where did you bury the owner of the car?

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