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Crime / Re: Police Parade 2 Teachers For Raping 6 Year Old Pupil After Showing Her Porn-pic by smithe113(m): 11:46am On Jan 20, 2017
This kind of people should have a 50 kg bag of rice suspended by their d**k until it falls off or until the price of rice drops to #5000 per bag

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Sports / Re: Sexy Photos Of Alex Iwobi's Girlfriend, Clarisse Juliette by smithe113(m): 10:08am On Jan 20, 2017
Still wondering how she is 19, wey all her package don set like dis.......... well dis people dey eat better pass us undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: NAF Arrives Senegal by smithe113(m): 9:44pm On Jan 19, 2017
nice
Health / Re: EAR CARE: Why Remove Ear Wax? Do They Protect The Ear? - Doctorsofficeng by smithe113(m): 9:37pm On Jan 19, 2017
I insert objects into my ear for the d sweet sensation i get nd not for cleaning, thou i know its bad......... Impacted Cerumen, a presentation i gave in school nd got an A

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Jokes Etc / How Would You Address This Issue ? by smithe113(m): 9:26pm On Jan 19, 2017
Just for laffs

For the ladies:
If an Ugly guy u dont like comes to propose to you with a convoy of these cars, what would be your reply ?

For the Guys
If your daughter or Sister's reply to the question above is NO, what would be your reply ?


let the comments keep rolling in

Food / Re: Girl Eating Noodles From A Toilet Bowl (Photo) by smithe113(m): 12:29pm On Jan 19, 2017
wonlasewonimi:
Could be worms from someone's shiit

shocked shocked
Celebrities / Re: Davido Displays The Money He Made In Few Days In Gabon (Pics, Video) by smithe113(m): 10:02am On Jan 18, 2017
Is he wearing wig cause he was on low cut few days ago ?
Crime / Re: Man Rapes Orange Seller In Ibadan, Blames Evil Spirits (Photo) by smithe113(m): 5:35pm On Jan 16, 2017
no proflem.... just wait for the devil himself to minister strongly to a fellow inmate to rape you without vaseline grin grin
Politics / Re: Adebola Irede Daniel Bags Distinction In UK (Photos) by smithe113(m): 11:16am On Jan 08, 2017
I wish i could give all my fvcks but i'm outta fvcks cry cry cry

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Education / Re: 4 Most Used Words By Nigerian Ladies by smithe113(m): 9:21am On Jan 08, 2017
Any lady that tells me "whatever" during a conversation just succesfully ended it

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Health / Re: Fibroid Removed From A Woman In Imo During Free Medical Outreach (Photos) by smithe113(m): 5:32am On Nov 25, 2016
This is a very poor surgical practice....... who performs a major surgery without wearing a sterile gown ?
All I see is danger for the patient and d surgeon...... surgical infection for the patient and blood transmissible diseases for the surgeons.

You shouldn't put people's live at risk because you are trying to help them..

Still also wondering why a fibroid is removed through an incision on that part of the body ....
Politics / Re: Osinbajo At Yoruba Tennis Club 90th Anniversary Lecture (pics) by smithe113(m): 8:41am On Sep 19, 2016
who e epp?
Music/Radio / Re: P'square - "Bank Alert" (Official Video) by smithe113(m): 9:55am On Sep 17, 2016
cool.....mmbmbam
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan's $15m To Go Into TSA - EFCC by smithe113(m): 8:49am On Sep 17, 2016
if an illiterate can embezzle money......how much more a pHD holder embarassed

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Business / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Appreciates By N22bn by smithe113(m): 7:35am On Sep 15, 2016
will it affect naira-dollar exchange rate?
Sports / Re: Blessing Okagbare Celebrates Her 28th Birthday Today by smithe113(m): 8:52pm On Sep 10, 2016
where is her breast ?...... nd isnt that a male pattern of pubic hair distribution i'm seeing
Health / Re: Stevens Johnson Syndrome (SJS) Is In Nigeria, Kills One, Another Hospitalized by smithe113(m): 10:47pm On May 13, 2016
armadeo:






i dont want to believe that a whole minister of health is calling SJS new.

WTF!! i dont even know how many cases i have seen, while its uncommon its not a surprise anymore.

this minister is he a doctor so??
The blogger must be lying......adewole is the former Unibadan VC and a MB;BS product of Ibadan......I'm sure he cant say that thrash

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Health / Re: Stevens Johnson Syndrome (SJS) Is In Nigeria, Kills One, Another Hospitalized by smithe113(m): 10:27pm On May 13, 2016
how is steven johnson syndrome new..it is a drug reaction that has been occurring since God knows when .....2 months ago in my paediatric posting as a medical student.....saw 2 children that developed it as a result of hypersensitivity rxn to carbamizipine.......one died and one survived......even they developed one worse than SJS which is Toxic epidermal necrolysis(TEN) in which >30% of the body surface was affected.

management involves stopping the drug; preventing infection, as the skin barrier to infection has been broken and management of complications that may arise especially fluid and electrolyte imbalance.....improvement is rapid in uncomplicated cases.

other common drugs that may cause it include.....septrin, some HIV drugs and fansidar etc

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Health / Re: Stevens Johnson Syndrome (SJS) Is In Nigeria, Kills One, Another Hospitalized by smithe113(m): 10:26pm On May 13, 2016
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Health / Re: Stevens Johnson Syndrome (SJS) Is In Nigeria, Kills One, Another Hospitalized by smithe113(m): 10:15pm On May 13, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: 'Waist Trainer' Toyin Aimakhu's Fans Roast Her (pics) by smithe113(m): 12:32pm On Apr 27, 2016
vizkiz:
she suppose to dey wear cloth but na the cloth dey wear her. I can't even notice the hour glass figure in here
Instead of figure 8 I am seeing a woman whose boobs have shifted away from its sockets (probably due to excess squeezing from hungry bastardds) grin

Scroll back up and look at her hips, did you notice the shift In equilibrium? (economics students will understand this better) grin

See as she be like****make I no just talk anything... lipsrsealed

I swear I am going to deactivate my account if this gets to frontpage angry

oya do the needful or one of the mods should help u...... grin
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Twin Brothers Over Their Sister, One Dies Other Critically Ill by smithe113(m): 2:29pm On Apr 21, 2016
*in emmanuella voice* "i didnt tell u to go and fight him.....i just only asked u to shout at him as my uncle and go" angry

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Phones / Re: Setting The Facts Right : Tecno Camon C8 Vs Iphone 6 Camera Test by smithe113(m): 11:25pm On Apr 01, 2016
Acidosis:
There are 3 sides to all issues.

We've seen Camon C8, we have seen IPhone 6, but where are the REAL images?

It's hard to tell the best, as we do not know the true representation of the images here.

E.g. Tecno gave us a very bright and whitish gravel. IPhone 6 gave us a warm image, so what's the real state of the gravel?We don't know smiley

From my own Observation, IPhone 6 gave a true picture of things. Just compare the image of that young man and lady, and see how Tecno inverted the images falsely.

Tecno shows you held the phone with your left hand

Iphone 6 shows you held the phone with your right hand

grin
look at the positions of that gated building at the background grin

Which of these hands did you use OP?
See the bracelet on your hand on both views grin

Tecno won't kill person! chai! See factory error grin grin grin
There is no factory error, its just bcus he used front camera
Health / Re: Help He Wants To Commit Suicide Because Of A Female Brest Growing On His Chest by smithe113(m): 10:45pm On Mar 28, 2016
How is your Libido ?.......if it's okay ......then see a doctor as a chronic liver disease also could cause it, especially if u drink.
Education / Re: Nigerian University With The Best Hostel Facilities? by smithe113(m): 10:34pm On Mar 28, 2016
olatunji21:
Kuti Hall, University of Ibadan is the neatest and better maintained hall in the university of Ibadan..
Bello hall is the most beautiful in term of it's architectural masterpiece with good sporting facilities..
Mellanby Hall, obviously the oldest hall in UI and Nigeria at Large, still its very OK with grt sporting facilities..
Tedder Hall, a very very strict Hall, the hall is known for her strictness to both occupants and non occupant...It's also neat..Have the best Wifi service in UI...
Zik Hall...Baluba as it is fondly called, a very notorious hall..Infact a lawless land....Well taken care of bt messed up in no time...
Indy Hall...Grt Hall...A lot neater than Zik..
Awo hall....The largest Hall in UI....Notorious for Non availability of Water and Electricity..... Never entered dere though...
Queens... The Hall for Expensive Lady....Have very good Electricity and Water supply...Girls from this hall seems to be a little proud..
Queen Idia Hall...Just passed by, Neat and somehow strict...

WeAreUite
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University of Ibadan..
First and the best
you didn't mention Alexander Brown Hall......actually far better than every other hall.....
Health / Re: Why I've Never Had Sex With My Wife For 16 Years Due To A Rare Health Condition by smithe113(m): 11:26pm On Mar 27, 2016
Kolababe:

“Soon after, I started experiencing severe headaches, poor eyesight among other disturbing symptoms and even though doctors conducted several tests, including squeezing out milk for tests, they did not make a conclusive diagnosis,” he says.

a CT scan or MRI, serum hormone assay together with d above presenting complain should make a diagnosis of a pituitary tumour.......nd judging from d pastor's appearance, an ACTH secreting pituitary tumour (Cushing's disease) is the most likely diagnosis. The Hyperprolactinaemia would have resulted due to the mass effect of the tumour..
Health / Re: A Father's Daunting Experience With A Traditional Bone Setter by smithe113(m): 11:05pm On Mar 27, 2016
let's see if a taditional bone setter can fix a mangled limbs cool cool
Health / Re: Photos: What Kind Of Skin Disease Is This? by smithe113(m): 12:32pm On Mar 25, 2016
Those are open comedones(blackheads) acne vulgaris, commonly known as pimples, as evidenced by their presence at sites rich in sebaceous gland (face,upper chest, back,shoulders).........just get a cream with benzoyl peroxide or tretinoin as its active agent. Regular washing with soap and antiseptics is also recommended.
Health / Re: Photos: What Kind Of Skin Disease Is This? by smithe113(m): 12:31pm On Mar 25, 2016
Those are open comedones(blackheads) acne vulgaris, commonly known as pimples, as evidenced by their presence at sites rich in sebaceous gland (face,upper chest, back,shoulders).........just get a cream with benzoyl peroxide or tretinoin as its active agent. Regular washing with soap and antiseptics is also recommended.
Education / Re: Memories Of A Dashing Male Teacher In An All Girls School by smithe113(m): 11:14pm On Mar 10, 2016
Brunel:
Before going to service I had already determined not to taint my reputation and not to do any of those things.
Fast forward to when I got to my PPA - a mixed secondary school. Tales had it that corp members before me came and messed themselves up....one of the cases led to a fight between some students over a male corp member, well I immediately set up a riot act which I read to them before every class session

'Good morning class, today we are studying Maths, if you do not have a pen, borrow one, if you forgot your book, tear out a sheet of paper, if you missed the last class leave a space, if you don't have a book write on your palms, if you do not want to write leave the class, when I write, you must write do we have an agreement?' *their voice ringing in my head yes uncle!!*
this became a routine and the students sang to it with glee every morning.
the stubborn ones, I'd flog (in the presence of the class to serve as deterrent) after two warnings and tell to leave the class, one day a girl chose to be VERY stubborn, refused to write, refused to leave the class, refused to be flogged on her palms.....lol! I flogged her anyway, she then feigned some kind of sickness, thank God I was finally vindicated.

I already knew from the teachers that they had slept with some, if not most students and they 'encouraged' me to have a 'wife' amongst on of the students, thing is once you mess up with ONE, the whole school hears about it the very next day!!!! as corpers no kuku sabi their language!
I recall that I had at numerous times told some of the students SSS and JSS girls to button up as some whether mistakenly or otherwise leave their top buttons open, one particular girl was even bold enough to wink at me, that was the day I took action and flogged her in front of the class and unlike me, I didn't explain to the class what she did, lol. she hated me after that, understandably.

At the end of the service year a non-academic staff of the school came to tell me that she heard whispers going round that corper Brunel didn't try for them that he couldn't even pick one out of the whole school. that day laugh wan kill everyone for staff room!
I gave presents to my best students and it was a mutually emotional departure service they gave me, the first of it's kind ever in the school.

My advice is guys shouldn't take advantage of these gullible girls - treat them like younger sisters, some no dey baff well, some carry infections, plus a few minutes of pleasure should not be exchanged for your reputation and respect, what goes around comes around.

A post is enough for the wise. lol
God bless you

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Education / Re: 15 Types Of Students You'll Find In Your Department. by smithe113(m): 4:21pm On Mar 10, 2016
i dey come

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