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Health / Re: Doctor Assaults Senior Nurse In FMC, Owerri by smithe113(m): 9:49pm On Jan 28, 2020
Judging from most of the comments here actually, it shows that most Nigerians are envious of most doctors and would show their envy at the slightest opportunity.

number 1, this story is not even 5% true and everyone who believed is a fool. if it ever happened, it could be the other way round.

I'm an House Officer currently in one of the Nigerian hospitals and I know how annoying these CNOs acts especially to house officers. There is no way an House Officer would slap an ACNO and heaven wouldn't have come down. You can't even slap a student Nurse without their matrons coming for your head.
Health / Re: Doctor Assaults Senior Nurse In FMC, Owerri by smithe113(m): 9:40pm On Jan 28, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Although there are three sides to a story
1) the complainant own story
2) the accused own story
3)and the true story

Buy i must say our doctors for Nigeria own too much
Na here for Nigeria doctors dey behave anyhow

Go developed nations

Nurses earn more than doctors
Nurses are paid well more than doctors in developed countries


Na here our doctors for dey do gra gra
Them nor even know anything

That is why most of our consultants doctors dey fear to go developed countries because if them reach there
They are to start all over again by undergoing lots of exams

Retarded post by a retarded person. Very easy to spot someone who wanted to study medicine, but wasn't smart enough to get it. Where in the world does nurses earn more than doctors??

Canadian doctors still protested last year on behalf of other health workers due to the difference between what they and other health workers earn. They protested that other health workers salary should be upgraded.

Back to the topic, I can bet my left testicle the H.O would be punished (employment terminated) provided the claim by OP is true except the guy is a son on a very influential person. The medical profession has zero tolerance for indiscipline especially from a junior cadre.

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Crime / Re: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by smithe113(m): 7:30am On Jan 12, 2020
lefulefu:
i dont believe it as well.someone who is serving and has much to live for will just take sniper and drink it.such a pity our investigative system in the country is very poor.if naija was a country that works first of all they they check her system if that sniper content was really consumed then if consumed they will check if it was forcibly given to her..maybe check for bruises and abrasions.

You can't be so sure she can't take her life because of the reasons You stated above. Don't be so fast trying to act like you know everything.

Depression is very real and I've seen countless cases as a medical doctor. While still at school, two colleagues have attempted suicide even despite studying one of the favorite courses in Nigeria.

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Crime / Re: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by smithe113(m): 7:25am On Jan 12, 2020
lefulefu:
i dont believe it as well.someone who is serving and has much to live for will just take sniper and drink it.such a pity our investigative system in the country is very poor.if naija was a country that works first of all they they check her system if that sniper content was really consumed then if consumed they will check if it was forcibly given to her..maybe check for bruises and abrasions.

Nigerians actually think very low of their country. All this things are actually done including autopsy and toxicology of the organs to confirm the death was due to poisoning.

what I can just blame the NPF for is that they would request for a huge amount of money to take this steps.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: WWIII Memes Posted By Americans On Facebook by smithe113(m): 7:54am On Jan 05, 2020
The media should stop this WW3 nonsense........ war isn't what anyone should hope or pray for

If there is gonna be a war, it's the media's fault and I believe the media also has a role in preaching against the war. Please choose to do the later

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Religion / Re: Adeboye: I Will Build A Church As Big As Ibadan Before I Die by smithe113(m): 10:25am On Dec 15, 2019
modelmike7:
If you can think it, you can achieve it.
It's all about Jesus Christ.
It's for the kingdom of God to move forward.
Jesus is Lord.
With what you wrote, I can tell you are an upcoming motivational speaker and pastor....... no dull am o, quickly go open church and let them be paying your weekly salary
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Rock Camouflage In Styles, Blur A Soldier. PHOTOS by smithe113(m): 11:31pm On Dec 14, 2019
He still didn't wear belt.....Supreme leader, Marlian nation
Family / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by smithe113(m): 5:51pm On Dec 14, 2019
francis5051:
Reducing her phone brightness to zero then told her that her fone screen was bad will be needing 20k to fix it..

You bad actually......Twale!!!!!
Crime / Re: "I Was Having Sex With My Lover" – 14-Year-Old Declared Missing Tells Police by smithe113(m): 8:38am On Dec 05, 2019
Alexaonfleek:
Ok

So we're all just going to pretend like we didn't see the part where she was raped right

Take it up na..... madam activist, nonsense!!!
Car Talk / Re: Rolls Royce Black Badge Ghost On Display At Lakes Golf Tournament In Lagos by smithe113(m): 2:41pm On Nov 25, 2019
superlanny:
omo see machine..... one day i will own the keys to this cool ride.... vanity crew no near here o angry
if this post no reach front page, make my preek no rise again.

This was very risky..... Thank God it made front page, happy for you Bro
Romance / Re: Etinosa Vivian: My Sugar Daddy Took Me To Dubai & Spent Millions On Me by smithe113(m): 1:03pm On Nov 15, 2019
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn! Damnnñnnnn! Damnnnnn!

You see why i will always tell all my real niggarz that women are like swimming pool

We don't give a fuckkkkk if the swimming pool have never been used
We Don't give a fuckkk who have been swimming before we started swimming
We Don't give a fuckkkkk who will swim after we are done swimming our own
And we don't give a fuckkkkk who is even swimming with us as we are swimming
We Just swim our own sharpely and move on.

Wow....... You are a genius bro

This explains everything
Education / Re: Which Popular Person Attended Your Secondary School? by smithe113(m): 12:47pm On Nov 15, 2019
onedayatime:

Hello brother, IOGS gave birth to AGGS. According to hearsay, they split them into two when(you should understand)boys and girls start to dey do pakurumo

Yeah.....I know AGGS was birthed from IOGS.

She must have been a student of IOGS before the split up.

But e for sweet if it was still mixed school as at the time I was a student. I'm sure they would have taken my virginity at Jss 1-2.

Adeola, Muslim college, LUBA and Commercial students dey enjoy that year o.

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Car Talk / Re: My Toyota Corolla's Brain Box Has Been Stolen! by smithe113(m): 7:40am On Nov 15, 2019
kuntash:
And this news made front page ?

Chai !

It's far better than news of "Tacha spotted dancing at pool party etc"...... Reading this thread, I have learnt that Toyota Corolla attracts thief like flies, I would now start taking extra precautions to ensure my Corolla's brainbox isn't stolen.

Thank you.

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Education / Re: Which Popular Person Attended Your Secondary School? by smithe113(m): 7:31am On Nov 15, 2019
onedayatime:
School: Ijebu Ode Grammer School, Ijebu Ode(IOGS)
Great men includes:
Adeola Odutola. Incase you don't know him(He was one of the richest people of his time. Adeaola Odutola business started in Ijebu of Ogun State. His business ideas became the first lessons to be learnt by future generations of businesspersons in Nigeria! He launched the business in 1930s. The main ideas of his business were stores which he opened in various points of Nigeria)

Abraham Adesanya

Geaorge Ashiru: President of the World Taekwondo Federation in 2013

Harold Demurem: He is an aeronautic engineer. His main contribution to the country is the development of aviation and aeronautic engineering. He is also a former Director General of the Nigerian Civil Aviation.

Inumidun Akande: She was a Chief Judge of Lagos State.

Mobolaji Bank Anthony: His main achievement was the development of the Lagos Stock Exchange.

Olu Oyesanya: His main contribution is connected with the Nigerian Press Council where he played a principal role for the development of journalism in Nigeria

Omololu Meroyi: It`s a prominent politician who took the office of Senator of Ondo State at the very beginning of Nigerian Fourth Republic. He played a major role in the political unity of Nigerians.

Vector

Wizkid

Senator Olorunibe Mamora: He was appointed Speaker of Lagos State House of Assembly during Bola Ahmed Tinubu's tenure

And I. A web developer and mobile developer. My main contribution is in showcasing Nigeria to the world. Site built include sycamorebuilderinc(a real estate and management website), adansglobal(an ecommerce[jus launch]), cybertradetechnology and a host of others. He can work with Ruby(Ruby on Rails), Python(Django), Java(Desktop app), JavaScript(includes jQuery, vanilla JS and ReactJs with ReactNative), PHP. While He is just average in others, He he an expert in PHP(having written his own framework in PHP).

Let the list keep rolling

IOGS is a boys only school, how come Inumide Akande ( a She as you stated in your article) there?

Up JOGS.....Up School!!!!!!!
Career / Re: Career Options: Should I Leave My Teaching Job To Be A Driver? by smithe113(m): 7:33am On Nov 14, 2019
VirginSearcher:

Teaching is a more respectable profession than being a driver, so no undecided

Not a primary school teacher.

Choosing the driving job would give you more time for your programming and driving also has some side money you can get from it.

But who curse this country such that a graduate is left with these options ?

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Education / Re: 12yrs Old Nigerian Boy Discovers A New Maths Formula by smithe113(m): 9:24pm On Nov 12, 2019
sorry Bro...... your news is stale as it already made front page yesterday
Car Talk / Re: Which SUV is Best For A Budget Of 1.4 Million? by smithe113(m): 8:26pm On Nov 12, 2019
Lamborghini Urus/ Rolls Royce Cullinan

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Drops Sextape, Fans React by smithe113(m): 8:58am On Nov 12, 2019
CaptainStephen:
The only Marley i know is Bob Marley angry angry angry

Your problem and your headache...... deal with it and take paracetamol respectively.

Ode Oshi
Romance / Re: Opinion: This Is Why Every Lady Should Woo Her Dream Man. by smithe113(m): 1:56am On Nov 12, 2019
Macsjebs:

It only takes a mature woman to treat a man right that walks up to her to express his feelings to her in this generation if you try it with a foolish girl I pity the boy


What a man can do, a woman can do better

Very correct. One of my ex which I love so much did samething for me. She threatens me with breaking up every now and then and eventually after like two months she put an end to the relationship without any explanation.

I got sense after her case and no girl would ever use my love to play kite again.

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Romance / Re: Opinion: This Is Why Every Lady Should Woo Her Dream Man. by smithe113(m): 1:50am On Nov 12, 2019
A girl has wooed me before, but she always put it in the form of always telling me "... instead of you to shoot your shot now", "..... come and date me o, I'm tired of being single", "...... Is it until I become unavailable You would know what you're missing?"

I invited her to my abode this fateful day and wanted to kiss her...... She said I Cant Kiss her because she's not my girlfriend and I haven't popped the question( as if na marriage we wan do). All in the name of Konji, I asked her if she would be my girlfriend on the spot together with a lot of sweet words, she still said "I would think about it and give you an answer in one week time"

I was like WTF, I discharged her and never asked her that question uptill today. We still talk and she still always ask the questions above. I told her one day, I cant date her because she believes in all this fairy tale love that comes with a dramatic proposal.

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Sports / Re: Guardiola: I Don't Know If We Can Catch Liverpool by smithe113(m): 7:05am On Nov 11, 2019
helinues:
Its over.. The points and the goals difference no be here

Excepts if all this Liverpool players are injured for like 6 months...

Dijk
Fabinho
Mane
Alexander Arnold
Firminho

6 months?..... how na?

The damage that would have been caused within 1 month might be irreparable
Health / Re: Blood Comes Out Of My Private Part At Night, Please Help!! by smithe113(m): 12:44am On Nov 11, 2019
The worm like structure is just a clotted blood which became spindle shaped as it passed through your urethra.

You are definitely bleeding along your urinary tract. Your lower urinary tract most likely as the blood isn't altered in color.

Go to a teaching hospital for investigations such as a urethroscopy, cystoscopy etc where they visualise your urinary system and determine the site and cause of bleeding.

UCH, Ibadan would definitely help you out. But I personally suspect Schistosomiasis since you work where there is water.

I just hope it isn't complicated by bladder cancer yet

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Romance / Re: Where Are All The Rich, Cute Men Of Nairaland?? by smithe113(m): 12:11am On Nov 11, 2019
I strongly suspect this is the same brainless girl that made front page talking about sex but got bashed instead.

Cause it only takes a brainless zombie to come up with something as daft as this.
Celebrities / Re: 'Ovularia Is Not Dead' - Chika Okpala 'Zebrudaya' Says by smithe113(m): 8:12pm On Nov 06, 2019
Ovularia Ko, Ovulation ni

mtcheeeew
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Loved Someone Without Being Loved In Return? by smithe113(m): 8:04pm On Nov 06, 2019
CallMeDrino:


How did you get over it

My love for her ended when I called her one evening and she picked only for her to be moaning while saying she's busy and would call me back. I never got her call back till today and every iota of love I had for her at that point turned to hatred

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Loved Someone Without Being Loved In Return? by smithe113(m): 7:37pm On Nov 06, 2019
sholarr12:

One would along the line look like a fool in the girl's eyes.

cry cry cry cry

Apart from looking like a fool in the girl's eye......I use to tell myself I'm a fool cause I really made a fool of myself.

Although this girl allowed me to knack her for like a month o but immediately her real boyfriend came back from Canada, she dumped me like a used condom and won't even reply my message on Whatsapp neither pick my call.

I made a fool of myself trying to keep the relationship

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Loved Someone Without Being Loved In Return? by smithe113(m): 7:32pm On Nov 06, 2019
sholarr12:
When I was in university for my first degree, I loved a girl that never loved me in return. It was a very bad experience. The more she rejected me, the more the love grew until I got my senses back.

Has this ever happened to you?


Why does it feel like I typed this..... cause this is exactly what happened to me

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Religion / Re: 2 Nuns Became Pregnant Working In Africa, Catholic Church Investigates by smithe113(m): 8:49am On Nov 06, 2019
Two native African Jesus...... That's what we really need in Africa right now and we have it
Sports / Re: Emery Strips Xhaka Of Arsenal Captaincy And Gives It To Aubameyang by smithe113(m): 6:53am On Nov 06, 2019
bush112:
Up Chelsea
keep quiet!!!
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Shutdown Abuja With His Legwork (Photos, Video) by smithe113(m): 8:30am On Nov 05, 2019
chinchonglee:

Am i a musician or star??
Ur example is sham.

I can sell and buy the hard currencies of 5 youths , i can do 5 youths graphics designs, i can write codes for 5 youths,

How would you fell if the same youths says your graphic designs are wack and your codes are shitty?

baseline of what am saying is that that you stop hating
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Shutdown Abuja With His Legwork (Photos, Video) by smithe113(m): 8:17am On Nov 05, 2019
chinchonglee:

Na play u dey!! How big re they??

With their wack lyrics..

Totori me one tiime. Toh
Totori me two time. Toh toh

What kind of song is dat.

I better follow naira marley's dance steps abeg

Big enough to sell out 02 arena. I'm sure you can't even bring together 5 youths in your area for whatever reason
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Shutdown Abuja With His Legwork (Photos, Video) by smithe113(m): 8:14am On Nov 05, 2019
Why are Nigerians so full of hatred for God's sake?
This Marley is not a south African o.......A Nigerian like yourself.

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