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FamilyHelp! With This type Of Tenant by SMJay(op):
Good Afternoon,

I have a tenant that have not paid rent since two years and I have met with him on several occasion, the last time I met him, with an elderly man who happens to be an Chairman of agent in the area, as regards him leaving because my mum will be moving into the apartment, he said, "I do not have any plans of leaving, that I can ask other tenants". I was mad, I wanted to react because of the old man with me, I had to calm down.

I was asked to got the nearest police station to meet with human rights, I have done that and the officer I met told me, that human rights can only handle marital issue perfectly, that my own case is a civil case, I was about leaving when one of the female officers told me, what I wanted and I told her, she said, "I can dispatch some officers to you to go with you to meet him and ask him when he would be leaving, bu na small change".

The other option is to go to Agege and report him and they will invite him for talks and ask when he will leave, now, I do not have 400k to pay another rent for my Mum current apartment which expires by December, 2018.

These options will take time even in court, because he has become a statutory tenant.

Can NLers help with a drastic solution?
PropertiesTenant Palava by SMJay(op):
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CelebritiesRe: Okiki Afolayan Shows Off The Interior Design Of His Beautiful Sitting Room. Pics by SMJay: 1:54pm On Nov 02, 2018
TO EVERY SINGLE LADIES OUT THERE-

1. Don't be in a hurry to move out of your parent’s house.

2. Don't wait for a man before you start living.You can live a fulfilled life as a single woman.

3. Stay away from alcohol. It has killed others and you are not special.

4. Don't entertain wrong
numbers calling you,especially late in the night. It's not the right way to find a lover.

5. Develop a healthy eating habit. Always take breakfast and avoid sweets.

6. Dress well: impression
counts. People will judge you by the way you dress even before they talk to you.

7. Don't use sex as proof of love. Sex is not a proof for love; he'll still leave you after all that sweet sex.

8. Don't marry someone
because of money;else you'll become one of his
possessions.

9. Add value to yourself, get a career. Don't be fooled that a man will solve all your problems.

10. Respect yourself depending on your dressing code. This will also show what you,where you come from and many people out there will respect you because of your being decent.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Telegram Group For Christian Singles by SMJay: 1:43pm On Nov 02, 2018
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PoliticsRe: Yemisi Haleemat Busari Reacts To Her Appointment As Jimi Agbaje Running Mate by SMJay: 4:26pm On Nov 01, 2018
88m Nigerians now living in extreme poverty - Report
Over 1.1 million Nigerians have slipped into extreme poverty in just four months.

This has brought the number of Nigerians living in extreme poverty — or below $1.90 a day — to 88 million.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Matured Mind Connections by SMJay:
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Matured Minds by SMJay: 4:08pm On Nov 01, 2018
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FamilyRe: Don't Waste Your Youthful Earning On "Family" And Be Bitter At 70. by SMJay: 4:06pm On Nov 01, 2018
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RomanceRe: Jonnyconnection by SMJay: 4:06pm On Nov 01, 2018
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FamilyRe: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway (2018 Edition) by SMJay:
Hi .
FamilyRe: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway (2018 Edition) by SMJay: 4:03pm On Nov 01, 2018
Thank you. You will never lack.(Amen).
Rhemy2013:
Have this to give out..neatly used..
Black is taken--kristen12
Yellow is taken--RayTina
Lagos,Ajah precisely...or if u have someone to pick it for u,no probs.. smiley
SportsRe: Overseas –Based Pros Storm Super Falcons’ Camp by SMJay:
You see heat ehn? E no dey respek ya balls...For the sake of your ministry please wear cotton boxers, and light underwear. So that heat will not kill all ya sperms finish!

Sperm production is best in lower temperatures.
PoliticsRe: Chaos As IPOB Members Disrupt Church Service Over Prayer For Election. Photos by SMJay: 3:51pm On Nov 01, 2018
You see heat ehn? E no dey respek ya balls...For the sake of your ministry please wear cotton boxers, and light underwear. So that heat will not kill all ya sperms finish!

Sperm production is best in lower temperatures
Both products are of high quality and we deliver to you Nationwide

√Banana Republic 25pcs @ NGN300= NGN 8,500
√ Normal boxers 25pcs @ NGN250=NGN7,500

FAQ: If I buy 1bundle of 7500 naira, how much can i get as my profit if sell?

Answer: Profit always depends on each seller, you could target NGN1,500.00k and make less than or more than, I guess it's all about you.I guess you can think beyond selling in small packs (3-in-1) and be a distributor.

Note: The boxers stated above are not the boxers Aboki/Mallam are selling. For more enquiries: infosmj@yahoo.com
CelebritiesRe: Batifeori Maximilliano Adedeji: Halloween Costume Of Olamide's Son by SMJay: 3:24pm On Nov 01, 2018
New Yam festival, you will label it occult.
Masquerade/Eyo festival, you will call it razz.
Cultural dance in town square, you will be absent.

But you are excited about Halloween, simply because it is a foreign idea.
You are a disgrace to our ancestors and collective heritage. wink wink wink wink
PoliticsRe: Meet Jimi Agbaje Running Mate, Mrs Oluwayemisi Haleemat Busari by SMJay: 3:10pm On Nov 01, 2018
cheesy
FamilyRe: Single Parent by SMJay(op): 3:09pm On Nov 01, 2018
Happy New Month!
TravelRe: 141 Nigerians Including 11 Pregnant Women Voluntarily Return From Libya by SMJay: 3:09pm On Nov 01, 2018
How?
Johilo:
I need ur help. i am a single boyfriend and i blive u can epp me in my situation
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Attack Gtbank In Surulere, Lagos In Broad Daylight, Shoot Man by SMJay: 2:06pm On Oct 31, 2018
QUIZ TIME!
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(Winner Gets a FULL Day's Consultation With Me - Worth =N=350,000)

So below you'll find a list of products, 7 of them. Each product has 2 headlines attached.

Each of those headlines was used to sell the same product, but one of them performed better than the other.

Your task is to guess which headline performed best out of each two.

Comment with your answer from Numbers 1 to 7.

The person with the highest number of accurate answers wins a FULL Day's Consultation With Me - Worth =N=350,000.

If more than one person get the highest number of accurate responses, I will do a LIVE lucky dip and choose the winner while you guys watch it with your eyes.

About the Prize: I now charge for consultation, at =N=75,000 an hour or =N=350,000 a day.

If you win, you get to consult with me for ONE FULL DAY, worth =N=350,000.

Deadline for ENTRY is Wednesday 31st, October, 2018 by 4:00 PM.

Are you ready to go guys? Your time starts NOW.

1. Car Insurance
A. How to turn your careful driving into money.
B. Auto insurance at lower rates if you are a careful driver.

2. Bible
A. Announcing an Important Revision of the Bible
B. The Most Important Bible News In 340 Years

3. Car Pollution Device
A. Smog Slayer
B. Car Pollution Shield

4. Weaves
A. Girls...Want Quick Curls?
B. Does he still say..."You're Beautiful?"

5. Chocolate Pudding Mix
A. How To Make Chocolate Pudding in 6 Minutes.
B. Tonight Serve This Ready Mixed Chocolate Pudding.

6. Perfume
A. Popular Secretary Caught Red-Handed
B. Hundreds Are Changing To Fragrant Frostilla.

7. Interior Decor Training
A. To Every Woman Who'd Like A Career In Interior Design
B. Can You Spot These 7 Common Decorating Sins?
FamilyRe: Challenges Of A Single Mother by SMJay: 12:26pm On Oct 31, 2018
Most Nigerian men would always complain that women are not innovative and have nothing to offer apart from sex.

Most women have stepped up their game. They have become innovative and have built careers for themselves but no....some men will begin to feel threatened. Why? Men what do you want o..make una talk.
TravelRe: 141 Nigerians Including 11 Pregnant Women Voluntarily Return From Libya by SMJay: 12:05pm On Oct 31, 2018
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FamilySingle Parent by SMJay(op):
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FamilyRe: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway (2018 Edition) by SMJay: 11:56am On Oct 31, 2018
This is a good move.
FamilyRe: I by SMJay: 11:55am On Oct 31, 2018
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FamilyRe: 8 words of advice for the Unmarried Single Mothers. by SMJay: 11:54am On Oct 31, 2018
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TravelRe: What Nationality Is Given To A Baby Born On A Plane? by SMJay: 10:53am On Oct 31, 2018
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tolajay:
First off, aviation law doesn’t permit the flying of a pregnant woman who is close to delivery (can’t vividly recall the number of weeks now).

Any pregnant person onboard an international flight will need a medical report on the status of her pregnancy.

On that basis, the likelihood of such occurrence is minimal, if it does happen it’d be a case of premature/forced delivery which will also be rear considering that a medical report would have been required initially.
CelebritiesRe: Bambam Wears Cleavage-Baring Outfit To GTB Fashion Week by SMJay:
Facts to make you cry:
GEJonathan constructed Kaduna-Abj rail, 164Km, for $204m
MBuhari constructed 14.7km for $370m
Stealing with Integrity





Dear Nigerian young ladies,

Here's a job-creation tip: if you're athletic, go and learn Swimming from a Coach. Get proper Swimming/Lifeguard Certification and Training (very, very important!). Then offer classes to young children and women. You'll never be broke.
I have seen only 2 female swim coaches, they're always busy. Most swim coaches are male. There's a huge market waiting for you. But please, don't watch Youtube videos and call yourself a Swim Instructor (don't drown anybody because you took shortcuts). Get proper accreditation.
HealthRe: NAHAC 2018: WHO Task Nigeria On Personal Hygiene, Community Sanitation, Others by SMJay: 8:06am On Oct 31, 2018
Dear Nigerian young ladies,

Here's a job-creation tip: if you're athletic, go and learn Swimming from a Coach. Get proper Swimming/Lifeguard Certification and Training (very, very important!). Then offer classes to young children and women. You'll never be broke.
I have seen only 2 female swim coaches, they're always busy. Most swim coaches are male. There's a huge market waiting for you. But please, don't watch Youtube videos and call yourself a Swim Instructor (don't drown anybody because you took shortcuts). Get proper accreditation.
PoliticsRe: Mining In Nigeria Still An Un-tapped Lodestar by SMJay: 10:54am On Oct 30, 2018
True
HealthRe: My Journey With Staphylococcus by SMJay: 10:41am On Oct 30, 2018
How far?
Jaradz:
Day 13&14 repeat day 4
TravelRe: What Nationality Is Given To A Baby Born On A Plane? by SMJay: 10:31am On Oct 30, 2018
Jaradz:
Have you ever wondered what nationality is given to a baby born on a plane? If a baby is born on Delta Airlines to a Nigerian mother and a French father over Senegalese air space, and an emergency landing is made in Mauritania, what will her citizenship be?


1. This is a pretty fascinating issue to research. Most people are born on land, in an area that is clearly spelled out within the borders of a country. But what happens to the few people who are born on an international flight or ship? Let's dig in!

2. In the story, there are 4 factors that come to play: the nationality(ies) of the parents (French & Nigerian), the air space they are flying over (Senegalese), the country where the plane is registered (USA) and the first point of landing after the child is born (Mauritanian).

3. 1st Factor - Blood Right!

As soon as the child is born, she is automatically a French and a Nigerian citizen. Most countries (if not all) will grant citizenship to a child if at least one parent is a citizen of that country. This is known as jus sanguinis (right of blood).

4. Note that in some countries, the child does not automatically inherit the citizenship of her mother, if it is different from the citizenship of her father. In such countries, the mother's nationality is only given automatically if the father is unknown or is stateless.

5. 2nd Factor - Birth Right!

At the time of the child's birth, the airspace over which they were flying could come into play, but only if the country offers automatic citizenship to those who were born in its territories (jus soli - right of the soil).

6. Sometimes, jus soli is unconditional. Other times, it is conditional on residence requirements. So, it means that a child born over the airspace or within the territorial waters of a country with unconditional jus soli, can be granted citizenship of that country.

7. Unfortunately, in our story, Senegal does not offer unrestricted jus soli which means that the child does not automatically qualify for Senegalese citizenship by being born within the country's airspace.

8. Fun fact: the USA and Canada are the only two countries in the so-called "developed world" that still offer citizenship to anyone who was born there, whether your parents are legal aliens, citizens, illegal immigrants or residents.

9. 3rd Factor - Citizenship of the Plane!

Since the child was born on a Delta plane, the aircraft is likely registered in the USA. This technically means that the child was born in US territory - as the laws of the US apply on its planes. But there's a catch...

10. However, it is rare for countries to extend citizenship to a child simply because she was born on a plane registered in that country. The exception: if the child is born to stateless parents and does not have the option of taking the citizenship(s) of her parent(s).

11. 4th Factor - First Point of Landing!

When a child is born on a plane, there is often an emergency landing because new born babies are really not supposed to be flying. So, in our story, the plane had to land in Mauritania. Can the child get Mauritanian citizenship? Hmm...

12. This one is the rarest of them all but it is not impossible for a country to grant a baby citizenship if the first place she landed after birth was in that country. It will be granted on a case by case basis.

13. Plural Citizenship - It is important to note which countries allow dual or plural citizenship and which do not. Believe it or not, there are some countries that forbid dual citizenship so even if a child was technically, they will have to choose one and forfeit the other.

14. So, our sweet baby will be Nigerian & French. Live your best life, girl! The world belongs to you. I hope you grow up to become a geographer in thought and then shine light through whatever profession you choose.

Experts in international law, over to you.

[The End]

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