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PropertiesRe: How Do We Eject These Stubborn Tenants In Lagos? by SMJay: 7:30pm On Jan 08, 2020
Jaqenhghar:
The annoying thing is how much are the landlords making. People think because you are a landlord you are swimming in money. The one million naira rent tenants think is one huge money wont even foot the bill of a thorough rennovation. Many landlords dont get anything. That's why they sell the property off after awhile
Very true.
PropertiesRe: How Do We Eject These Stubborn Tenants In Lagos? by SMJay: 7:28pm On Jan 08, 2020
Mylovelife:
Dont you think they can move out before the court finalizes everything thereby not paying for past years.
They will pay if they reside in the same state but if the tenant move to another state, it's extremely difficult to get your money.
PropertiesRe: How Do We Eject These Stubborn Tenants In Lagos? by SMJay: 7:26pm On Jan 08, 2020
SocialJustice:
If the property is yours. Try creating a business name then sell the property to the business. Acting through your business name now, give a fresh quit notice.

Learn all the mistakes that has made this case last 3 years in court and correct them with the new notice. Consult a lawyer on this option.
Hmmmmm! This is a nice idea.
PropertiesRe: How Do We Eject These Stubborn Tenants In Lagos? by SMJay: 7:24pm On Jan 08, 2020
Justcome!
Since the case is in court don't do anything stupid. I will respond to you soon. I am in an areas where I can type properly. I will revert l
FamilyRe: Indecent Proposal - Venice Trip -Will You Accept My Proposal? by SMJay:
https://www.nairaland.com/5619868/indecent-proposal-went-wrong
CHoccolaTE:
I knew about the previous challenge from before. This is a copy cat thread.
Op is the same person as Jankaraman on NL.
Nairaland GeneralIndecent Proposal Went Wrong by SMJay(op): 8:17am On Jan 08, 2020
One American/Nigerian man with facebook username, Francis Van-lare has set the Internet on fire with his indecent proposal.

Mr. Francis Van-Lare, who is the Executive Director of speed pack Inc at Atlanta Georgia in the United State of America, said to have divorced his wive.

On Friday, exactly about 9:09 AM, he wrote on his Facebook page

…Will you accept my proposal?
If you are married for less than 10 years and you need some spice in your life and willing to spend a week with me in Venice Italy this summer and we go on a gondola ride together, breakfast for you in bed every morning, spa and massage, Italian fine wine, dancing, shopping, etc.
he went further to promise to give the lucky married woman $2000 (#720,000) to give her loving husband as an appreciation.

He spelt out the criteria and qualifications as the interested married woman should post their best picture and comment why she should be chosen for the trip. The entry closes by January 11, 2020, at 5:00 pm GMT

It was appalling to see that In less than an hour, about twenty (20) married women flooded their pictures on his page as an indication of accepting the offer/challenge.

According to Mr Francis, he told Abiablog.com that more than fifty (50) married women indicated interest via his handle inbox.

The Challenge went viral to the extent that two married women received threatening divorce from their spouses after showing interest by posting their pictures and one other married woman who is a wife to Pastor Steve Wonder of City Of Wonders Power Ministries Worldwide located at Ibusa in Delta State was also among the married women that accepted the challenge.

The husband said to have discovered when his church service today was scanty and he began to ask to know what happened, why some members didn’t come to church. One of the members of his church told him that it was because of the indecent proposal.

According to the pastor Wonder’s wife. She wrote and quoted ” January here we are… I am a pastor’s wife, yeah I am entering this challenge in furtherance of my vision to change the narrative and the status quo about being a pastor ’s wife. Been married to a pastor does not mean I must loose myself. I can be holy, maintain good social relationships and be fun loving… I am not the status quo pastor’s wife. I look forward to having a good time in Venice.

Indecent Proposal is a 1993 American drama film based on the novel of the same name by Jack … At the 1993 Stinkers Bad Movie Awards, Redford and Moore were nominated for Worst Actor and Actress respectively.
Release date: April 7, 1993
Based on: Indecent Proposal; by Jack Engelhard
Starring: Robert Redford; Demi Moore; Woody Harrelson; Oliver Platt; Seymour Cassel
But there was no money given to Seymour Cassel’s husband when she won the challenge. But Mr. Francis set aside a whooping sum of $2000 for an appreciation.

Below are some of the married women that have accepted the challenge.
https://www.abiablog.com/francis-van-lare-indecent-proposal/?fbclid=IwAR0Qnvqpq6vb_qiJZmmP3SWkVcInWradYUjd46nresBKxYg2WeijUN3Q94Q

FamilyRe: Familander Challenge by SMJay: 10:08am On Dec 31, 2019
PerfectMatchNG:
Upcoming challenges

November: Christmas make a wish 5 give aways
November : old People 65 and above with no care
December : single mother
December : people with disability Christmas challenge
December : University Students . Not open to private university. Government owned only .
January : Indecent Proposal - Venice Trip
January : Randy Husband Challenge - Bangkok Trip

This is Crown Merchant Of Venice. I will post my indecent proposal on Saturday January 4 , 2020 and the winner gets to travel with me to Venice , ITALY in the summer .

All bored married women please get your best photo ready.

Click on my bio
What's the bolded suppose to mean?
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by SMJay: 10:00am On Dec 31, 2019
emmanuelewumi:
About 25 years ago, there was a taxi driver based at Eko Hotel. There was nothing like Uber, Taxify etc.

The taxi driver was patronised by expatriates, diplomats, business executives on the Island .

The man made a lot of money but was reckless with money and women. His wife formed the habit of stealing her husband money on a daily basis.

She used the money to buy a plot of land at Agric area Ikorodu Lagos, she built a bungalow of 2 flats and 4 shops in the front of the house.

About 3 years ago, the man's taxi business nosedived and finally collapsed because of disruptive technology in form of e-hailing and competition from the likes of Uber and others, the government had earlier destroyed their taxi park at Victoria Island.

Money was not coming as it used to, he could not meet up with his house rent, he could not replace the vehicle he was using for taxi and finally he was given a quite notice to vacate his apartment.

He tried to raise money for another house, all to no avail.

Until the wife who is a house wife cum trader, took him to a house at Ikorodu. He liked the house, he now asked the wife where would he get money for this house.

Until she told her husband that the house belonged to them. He asked where did she get the money to build the house, she told the husband that she had been stealing from the husband all the while and she invested the money on behalf of the family.

The husband postrated and thanked the wife, and asked the wife why didn't she steal more money from him he said he never knew that his money was ever stolen

There is nothing as good as having a frugal wife who is interested in the progress and future of her family.
Spot on.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by SMJay: 9:59am On Dec 31, 2019
Are you sure the person you quoted is working in Dangote refinery?
ahiboilandgas:
campanies just dont dole out money is what the cash flow can support ....my cement ware house can only pay 50k permonth to 3 staffs anything beyond that can affect the cash flow, profitability ratio (captial vs returns )
FamilyRe: Help! With This type Of Tenant by SMJay(op): 9:57am On Dec 31, 2019
Both and I have gotten a consent judgement.
hakeemhakeem:
You want to eject him or you want your money if he like make him disappear
FamilyRe: Help! With This type Of Tenant by SMJay(op): 9:57am On Dec 31, 2019
21void:
I had this problem with one of the tenants living in one of my dad's properties in Port Harcourt, I'm just I'm charge of the buildings, rent is paid every 6 months, when it was time to pay, he was talking anyhow to me, like who is this small boy asking me for rent, I no talk much, I just organized some area boys, about 10, they threw him out the same day, sometimes all these civil ways of doing things no dey work. If he had explained to me that he was broke, or he needed time, I would have understood.

Not forming for your landlord when it's time to pay rent,. organize boys throw way am for that house.
You may regret the bolded.
FamilyRe: Help! With This type Of Tenant by SMJay(op): 12:39pm On Dec 23, 2019
Good morning
Consent Judgement was delivered.
RomanceRe: Tell Us About Your Near Death Experience If You Have Any (NDE). by SMJay: 12:38pm On Dec 23, 2019
12 years ago...

December 23 2007 was supposed to be my last day on earth. Yeah, I was travelling alongside my cousin's wife and driver, even for my cousin's traditional marriage when it happened within seconds. Yeah, there was an accident so we decides to switch lanes. You know the normal high way routine where you can take one way once the other lane is blocked? That was what happened. My cousin's wife was sitting in front with the driver while I was seated on the car owner's side. It was a jaguar, a new jaguar we were driving home for the wedding. Suddenly there was this Sienna in our front going on the second lane when suddenly it swerved directly in front of us.... at this point, I knew nothing could be done to avert the collision.

GBAO!!!!!!!!!! That was the last of it. It was a head on collision. Yes I was dead instantly, I passed out. Moments later, I heard a voice from inside of me saying "Chinedu where you dey go? Come back here" . To be honest, that was the voice that brought me back to life.
This is me after 12 yrs of that accident that almost claimed my life. I even spent Xmas in the hospital (Igbogi hospital) some of you know this hospital and the weight of the predicament once someone is brought to this hospital. My spine was affected and I had to usr a collar to support my neck.
This is me living my life no matter what the enemies try to do. I'll LIVE my life and no one will take it from me. So for those of you wondering what's up with the mark above my eye brows, it's not fight o, it's the injury I got from the accident. I just wanna thank God for keeping me alive
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by SMJay: 1:08pm On Dec 08, 2019
Get a lawyer ASAP.
Barrytone:
Landlord tenant wahala: my tenant been chasing me with cops. Been invited for Monday officially since they couldn't get me on the weekend to make me spend weekend in cell. Got wind of their plans. Summary of events, rent over due. Ask to leave, not discussing after expiration, frame me that I lock her inside, police working on illegal detention. Thanks for reading
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Dirkcoyt and frozen70
FamilyRe: Help! With This type Of Tenant by SMJay(op): 1:04pm On Dec 08, 2019
frozen70:
Pack in, they will vacate because of the inconvenience
cheesy
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by SMJay: 1:50pm On Dec 03, 2019
Nakedman:
I decide to share this to whom it may concern.
Nigeria, smh
Business To BusinessRe: Bread Business by SMJay(op): 1:45pm On Dec 03, 2019
Happy new month
CareerRe: Tax Professionals Forum by SMJay: 1:44pm On Dec 03, 2019
angry
FamilyRe: Help! With This type Of Tenant by SMJay(op): 1:43pm On Dec 03, 2019
frozen70:
Is he married or a bachelor, just pack into his apartment with some area boys and part of your mum's load to stay and live there for the time being, he will pack out within a week and if he doesn't the area boys will pack his load out to the corridor in a nonviolent way and set your mum's property Inn and thank God its dry season already
Yes his married.
FamilyRe: Help! With This type Of Tenant by SMJay(op): 1:43pm On Dec 03, 2019
Dirkcoyt grin based on my contribution on the thread am a weakling grin
FamilyRe: Help! With This type Of Tenant by SMJay(op): 2:21pm On Nov 30, 2019
chukzyfcbb:
some of these tenants are just devil in human skin

One time, an old woman whose kids lived abroad locked up the apartment, and went ahol.

Rent had expired, over 6months no word from her, Only to come back later and say she is leaving.
Oya leave nah, that one sef take time.

Flat was just there for months, not yielding anything.

Some will pack out codedly with the landlord owed half rent and he wouldn't know.

Just last week I was speaking to za property agent, and we were talking of this same issue. Agent be going to court so as to find the right way to send these troublesome tenant out.

Na to use lawyer o to tell you when Is the best time to strike and use forcr, if you do gra gra with police you can cause problems for yourself.
I used a lawyer recommended by someone on this thread, I wasted my money and time as the lawyer didn't even know her onions. The documents served to the tenants was nothing to write home about riddled with grammatical errors and could not even remove the tenants with the police men used.
FamilyRe: Help! With This type Of Tenant by SMJay(op): 2:14pm On Nov 30, 2019
Kendumazy:
Mheen! Really feel for you OP. That type of tenant are category of people that makes property investment looks like it doesn't worth it. Please, follow legal process abeg. The tenant has a mission and the mission is to keep using the apartment freely. Will advice you to look into handling your building to a property lawyer once and for all. Wish you speedy settlement!
Thank you.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by SMJay: 1:18pm On Nov 30, 2019
DaBogu:
Dr. Tayo Oyedeji
@tayooye

There is a bubble of "investment" instruments offering incredible returns everywhere.

To invest safely, focus on asking the right questions.

"How will I get my principal back?" forces you to think strategically.

"How much will I make?" pushes you towards emotional decisions.

"How will I get my principal back?" + "How does it work?" = due diligence + Logic

"How much will I make?" = emotional reaction. It focuses you on returns rather than investment process.

If you don't understand the process, don't invest.

That's why my answer to "Should I invest in crypto currencies or Forex trading?" is always NO.

Don't do it unless you understand how it works.
True.
FamilyRe: Help! With This type Of Tenant by SMJay(op): 1:15pm On Nov 30, 2019
DaBogu:
Op, how far with the tenant?
We are in court, and brought his lawyer at the last minute, case adjourned till Dec 5th cry
RomanceRe: Who Has Gotten A Date On Nairaland? by SMJay: 1:13pm On Nov 30, 2019
Yu wnt me to shot my shot, cn u catch my bullet?
There is no biggie.
BusinessRe: CBN Ban On OMO Threatens N9.4 Trillion Pension Investment Returns by SMJay: 9:30am On Nov 06, 2019
It will not because PFA'S invest like this
Govt Bond-70%
NT-Bills- 30%
Sukukbond-1%
Greenbond-1%
Ucheamani:
Treasury Bill and government bonds remains the most risk-free investment that the PFAs can do. If in the quest of cheaper foreign loans, the cbn decides to shut off PFAs, then ultimately the RoI for Nigerian pensioners will seriously be affected. My take is that the pencom law should be relaxed to enable the PFAs lend to farmers with interest in palm oil, sesame seed and cassava (and definitely not riice as our yield per hecter in rice production are among the lowest in the world) this loan has to be guaranteed by CBN or the borrowers asset.
I also think that the outcry over the over 5trillion already borrowed to fund budget was part of the basis for the CBN decision.
so, 30% is what will go to other equity market.
BusinessRe: CBN Ban On OMO Threatens N9.4 Trillion Pension Investment Returns by SMJay: 9:25am On Nov 06, 2019
PFA's are very good business investors. They will always find a way.[quote author= post=83781187]The right things must be done to move our nation forward.
Everybody should get their acts together.[/quote]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies 2.0 '18 by SMJay: 4:07pm On Sep 05, 2019
Kudos to people posting jobs here.
CareerRe: Know your PAYE/ Personal Income Tax by SMJay: 4:07pm On Sep 05, 2019
Never Mind.
Melian:
What about?

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