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Politics / Re: Adebayo Shittu Caught On Camera Sleeping During Buhari Town Hall Meeting by smoke9910(m): 4:14pm On Jan 19, 2019
You can't blame him. It's the buhari effect. Same way the economy has been sleeping since he came to power.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Nearly Falls Again At Kaduna APC Rally (video) by smoke9910(m): 4:01pm On Jan 19, 2019
Same way he shall fall like Lucifer to his eternal torment in Daura.
Romance / Re: How Do I Approach Girls I Just Saw For The First Time by smoke9910(m): 3:59pm On Jan 19, 2019
lilmax:
And dump you to meet the one that pull up with a Porsche

how's that?

That shows she's a hoe. They're not worth it.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Awaits Atiku At The Airport As He Returns From His Victorious Trip In by smoke9910(m): 3:57pm On Jan 19, 2019
This is The same way they'll be at the airport to bid farewell to the dullard.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Approach Girls I Just Saw For The First Time by smoke9910(m): 3:53pm On Jan 19, 2019
Get the money bro. No matter what you say, Naija girls won't be impressed. When you pull up in a Benz, even if you are as incoherent like a toddler, she'll love what you say.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Arrives Nigeria From U.S by smoke9910(m): 3:44pm On Jan 19, 2019
Welcome back your excellency, the slayer of zombies, the enlightener of dullards. Four years loading. The dullard can eat as much gworo as he wants in Daura.

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Politics / Re: Senator Akpabio Urges Nigerians To Encourage Integrity by smoke9910(m): 11:39am On Jan 19, 2019
Lol

Those who lack integrity the most are the ones championing for it in naija. What a country.
Family / Re: Man Starves Himself To Death In Benue After Losing Both Parents (Photo) by smoke9910(m): 11:37am On Jan 19, 2019
op be careful, is this a young boy? angry

He's old enough to be able to deal with their loss. No excuses for him.

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Crime / Re: Security Operatives Storm Abuja Nightclub To Arrest Yahoo Boys by smoke9910(m): 11:33am On Jan 19, 2019
This was in Abuja. EFCC dey vex. It helps to remind us that there is still a law in this country despite the fact that we flout the law like it doesn't exist.

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Celebrities / Re: Video: Anita Jospeh Strips Unclad For Some Relaxation In A Tub by smoke9910(m): 3:59am On Jan 19, 2019
Is this news? angry angry
Religion / Re: Sharon Oyakhilome Joins #10yearschallenge With Amazing Throwback Photo by smoke9910(m): 3:56am On Jan 19, 2019
She's still cute. The husband is a lucky guy angry angry

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Romance / Re: Unbelievable What This Sexy Former Anorexic And Drug Addict Now Looks Like (PIX) by smoke9910(m): 3:52am On Jan 19, 2019
See as she be like Hyena before, thank god for her life angry angry
Celebrities / Re: I’m Bothered Falz Doesn’t Go To Church – Mother by smoke9910(m): 3:40am On Jan 19, 2019
It's not like going to church changes anything. Who needs church when you are rich, let the poor folks go there. They need it more angry angry

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Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi: I Don’t Own A Car, I Use Uber by smoke9910(m): 3:38am On Jan 19, 2019
As long as you keep riding Temi well, you do not need one angry angry

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Crime / Re: Woman Caught Hiding 4 Expensive Stolen Rolex Watches In Her Vagina (pics) by smoke9910(m): 3:32am On Jan 19, 2019
This Her to.to Na trolley o. E dey carry everything. angry angry
Romance / Re: See How A Man Lifted A Voluptuous Lady Inside A Pool, That Got People Talking by smoke9910(m): 3:30am On Jan 19, 2019
His back will now be smelling shit and fish angry

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Romance / Re: Reactions As Boy Shows Off His "Underage" Girlfriend On Facebook. Photos by smoke9910(m): 3:28am On Jan 19, 2019
Very dirty room. It can kill libido angry

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Celebrities / Re: I Received Death Threats Over Racy Nun Pictures I Took – Beverly Osu by smoke9910(m): 3:22am On Jan 19, 2019
thesicilian:
Try it with Islam and see if it's only death threats you'll receive.
them for don behead her since.

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Politics / Re: We Will Improve Nigeria's 'haphazard' Investment Process - Olawepo-hashim by smoke9910(m): 3:18am On Jan 19, 2019
donprinyo:
It obvious dis guy get brain, but unfortunately, he can't unseat buhari. Pls don't waste votes. Either u want to continue de sufferings by diz cabals or be atikulated
Nigerians prefer a brain dead nomad. They should accept the mess the country is in. It's our collective fault for allowing men who can't even lead animals to rule men.
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2019: Over 300,000 Candidates Registered So Far by smoke9910(m): 3:15am On Jan 19, 2019
SaintHilary:
Lol..I just can't help but laugh
I use my own #3500 stake Liverpool Over2.5 last week nd d ticket buss...Do I regret it? NO
Bleep Nigeria skul system angry
Correct guy. At least that one sure.

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Politics / Re: How Buhari Administration Is Lifting Nigerians Out Of Poverty – Osinbajo by smoke9910(m): 3:01am On Jan 19, 2019
Seems osinbajo has taken over Lai Mohammed's duties. The devil will have to do his refresher course in Aso Rock. This APC government are threatening the devil's legacy.

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Crime / Re: 2 Igbo Fraudsters Arrested In Enugu by smoke9910(m): 1:23am On Jan 16, 2019
Fraud is our national character. It has permeated very facet of our lives. It seems normal now and is even glorified. It makes you think about where this country is headed. I can assure you it's not anywhere good. Changing the container doesn't make the content any different. We gotta think wise.

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Travel / Re: Ghana, Chad, Others Beat Nigeria On Strength Of Passport Ranking by smoke9910(m): 3:30am On Jan 09, 2019
Very soon even the dead bodies buried in Nigeria will be looking for visas so as to get buried elsewhere. The country is a torment for the people.

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Romance / Re: Wife Carries And Kisses Her Husband In Wedding Photo by smoke9910(m): 1:17am On Jan 09, 2019
lilmax:
she carried along his ego and head of family status
I swear.
Sports / Re: Jose Mourinho Gives Conditions To Be Met Before Joining Real Madrid by smoke9910(m): 4:19pm On Jan 08, 2019
gaby:
I dey pity Madrid. Dem no go know say na world class team dem get now until Mourinho go turn dem to Al Ahly Fc.
Even now sef Al ahly good. Madrid better call Zidane back.

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Events / Re: Nigerian Man Bathes On The Main Road In US To Mark Birthday, Shocks Oyinbo Lady by smoke9910(m): 4:01pm On Jan 08, 2019
Ehiscotch:
This is why they think we live in huts and on trees here in Africa. That partly explains why they fall for our scams because they cannot believe an African man even has access to technology.

bro, there are other ways to celebrate your birthday; no dey make them dey deny others visa.
Even if you showed them eko Atlantic or even wakanda sef, they will still think we live in huts. So leave ignorant people to their folly. They are not worth the effort of correcting.

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Crime / Re: Two Of My Brother's Friends Stab Him To Death @ A Joint (graphic Photos) by smoke9910(m): 5:53am On Jan 02, 2019
R.I.P to your bro. Sometimes when I see what friends do to each other, you realise you are better off with an enemy because you know where your enemy stands. May your brother get Justice. There's so much evil in the world.

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Politics / Re: See 40MW Kashimbila Hydro Power Dam In Taraba Delivered As Promised By Buhari by smoke9910(m): 9:27pm On Dec 31, 2018
The construction of this dam Started during goodluck's regime. Stop misleading people.

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Romance / Re: My husband cheats on me. Should I have sex with others too? by smoke9910(m): 12:02am On Dec 30, 2018
JewelryJules555:
I know a lot of people will think I'm a slut because I also have had other sexual partners than my husband. I'm not. I just don't believe in only having one man. I have worked very hard to keep him happy but STILL he hurts me! He thinks I should lose weight. What do you think?

Are you the one by the right?
Romance / Re: How Do You Feel After Masturbating? Ashamed? Guilty? Great? by smoke9910(m): 2:31pm On Dec 28, 2018
I dey feel like Obasanjo
Romance / Re: Edafe Okporo: "I Am Gay And Proud Of It" (Photos) by smoke9910(m): 2:18pm On Dec 28, 2018
Na wa. Gays everywhere. It just feels weird for a man to have intimacy with another man's anus. I don't judge them but I just can't find the pleasure in it. Yuck

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Travel / Re: Mass Emigration: Greed, Mere Adventure Or Survival Instincts? by smoke9910(m): 11:44pm On Dec 26, 2018
Saintp:
@OP, but you are also planning to relocate.

The truth is that a lot in the middle class are now thinking beyond their big salaries. Big salaries without light, good roads, good affordable schools, good hospitals etc is useless. With the worthlessness of the naira,your big salaries won't be able to fund good education abroad but legal permanent residents abroad can attend those schools paying the local rates. What if an unfortunate sickness happens, where would you run to? While politicians will fly to a hospital abroad the next minute, you will be left to rot in ill equipped naija hospitals with your 400k salary


Secondly, the country is a shithole with useless police and institutions that only extort the people. Your big salaries will not save you from police brutality. If you doubt me, pass a police checkpoint with a laptop or an iPhone and see what will happen. Before you bring out your ID card, you would have been labeled a thief and extorted. Where other place in the world have you seen a national army opening fire on their own unarmed citizens? Do you know that Nigerian army has killed more Nigerians than foreign enemies?


Thirdly, if your president and all other politicians from federal to local use foreign hospitals, schools and have foreign citizenship for their kids without shame, why should the middle class be deceived by mere 1m naira salary to stay in Nigeria?


Fourthly, the worst part is that there is no hope that Nigeria will ever get better and this is because our politics is bullshit. Now, they have already started playing tribal politics ahead of 2019 and 2023 instead focusing on the issues. There is no other place in the world where the front runners in a national elections are useless set of people. If Nigeria was a normal society, 2019 elections should have been a battle between the likes of Sowore, Moughalu, Hashim and those other young outsiders but no,Nigerians will rather reinforce failure and expect a miracle. I can go on and on

Ladies and gentlemen, anyone who wants to remain in Nigeria should gladly remain. What I don't like is people trying to criticize others who want to leave. As long as you are immigrating legally and not trying to use a visitors Visa to leave the country, I encourage you to leave if possible. But note, if you worship money, stay in Nigeria cos you may not make all those crazy illegal money abroad. Here, we work hard. In fact, some people do 2 jobs to make ends meet but we enjoy what majority of Nigerians may never enjoy in their lifetime cos the society works for all.

well said bro, even some of the people who earn good salaries do not feel safe. You fear for kidnapping and other vices. Some people just want to have a better quality of life, we worship money and forget about quality of life. I checked online and saw that Nigeria had the 8th lowest life expentancy in the world. Even war torn countries in the middle east had higher rankings, it makes me wonder what is really wrong. We are living like the frog who is in a pot and the water is gradually warmed till it boils, it doesn't know it is boiling because it feels comfortable. We need to see the reality and enact some change or else whoever wants to leave should gladly leave.

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