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Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid's 'essence' Gets Certified Double Platinum In The US by Smoketight(m): 5:23pm On Mar 05, 2022
Star boi

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Education / Re: 30-Year-Old Teacher Defiles A 13-Year-Old Pupil In Zamfara (Photos) by Smoketight(m): 12:17pm On Mar 02, 2022
Areola14:
In the North, the girl is not a minor and she's mature.... we have heard of a governor who marry a 13 year old girl....


That does not make it right, what is bad is BAD no matter who is doing it, 13 years old is just a little girl, that girl has the Right to give her body to Who she wants not taking it from her from Men who are old enough to her DAD
Religion / Re: Does God Answer The Prayers Of Yahoo Boys And Call Girls? by Smoketight(m): 1:11pm On Feb 20, 2022
Jennyclay:
GOD IS LOVE..... GOD answers everyone's prayers.

If you study your Bible very well, you would understand when Jesus was on earth, he never condemned anybody. No matter the sins you committed, rather he would pray for you to be delivered and also heal you from every sickness and diseases.

GOD works in a way that humans don't understand. "GOD no be Man"

If Man were to be God, Hmmmmmmm.....




Another emotional reaction, Christians and emotions 5/6 everything about regions is the work on your emotions, Answers simple questions u just drop a long emotional message
Programming / Re: Is Studying Computer Science In A Public Nigeria University Worth It by Smoketight(m): 1:07pm On Feb 20, 2022
How can a novice learn this coding, because this internet money is getting bigger everyday, I remember back In 2006 they used to say the internet will be the next big thing now In 2022 it's happening everyday. How man go take learn and how much e go costs, man must leave poverty
Romance / Re: Why Are People With Good Hearts Always Unlucky In A Relationship by Smoketight(m): 12:55pm On Feb 20, 2022
I don't understand this op, at first you were making sense until u Came with the God talk angry
Family / Re: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Smoketight(m): 9:22pm On Feb 18, 2022
Prick no get shoulder e nor get shoulder put d head d rest enter

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Romance / Re: Guy Surprises His Girlfriend With Plantain As Valentine Gift by Smoketight(m): 9:14pm On Feb 18, 2022
How many times this rubbish go make front page, OLD Range Rover

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Her Dogs' Birthday, Wears Matching Outfits With Them (Pix) by Smoketight(m): 9:52am On Feb 18, 2022
I don't trust girls with pet dogs,
Many of my friends and dreaming and hope
Dey knack cuppy but these cute little dogs might have been


given her multiple orgasm plus squirting grin cool

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Family / Re: We Caught My 16-Year-Old Brother Smoking In His Room by Smoketight(m): 8:48pm On Jan 08, 2022
Tripssy:
Young nigga smoking loud

Crack not loud, u don't need sand for loud,
Family / Re: We Caught My 16-Year-Old Brother Smoking In His Room by Smoketight(m): 8:47pm On Jan 08, 2022
Your brother they fire crack, junior cocaine
Religion / Re: 2022 Prophecies By Dr. D.K Olukoya (Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries) by Smoketight(m): 11:12am On Jan 01, 2022
greencard:
Oluwaseun

For me this is a year of vengeance
If u offend me , betray me, steal from me, bad mouth me etc , just get ready for breakfast

Sounds just Like God, the God of vengeance God has human traits
Religion / Re: 2022 Prophecies By Dr. D.K Olukoya (Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries) by Smoketight(m): 10:48am On Jan 01, 2022
I never see European pastor and priest drop their predictions oh nah only Nigerians and Africans dy shout Amen to this con men, nah mugu dy be Christians or Muslim, ordinary man wey know nor know things reach u self una go dy believe and shout Amen, Religion is man's idea Man created God in their image wicked and vengeful
Man had created God in his own image, not the other way around. He had done it through sheer terror, and who could blame him? Unfortunately he had made too good a job. The god he had invented was just as cruel and careless as man himself. Not a deity to whom one should seriously address a prayer.

Richard Herley

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Romance / I Ruined My Relationship, by Smoketight(m): 9:59pm On Dec 11, 2021
Good Day everyone I need your thought and advice and some bashing too,

I have been dating my girlfriend for about 3 years, we have had our ups and down, she is helpful in every way, she has her own job and doesn't ask much from me, she helps me financially when ever I am broke,

Trouble started when I met my sister's friend I told my sister that I liked her friend and she should help me talk to her just for the flings oh nothing serious because of my girlfriend at home please, she said no problems she did her job and the friend agreed, we started talking and getting to know each other, she comes to visit me over the weekends ( we live in different town but not so far from each other) I will lodge her in a nice hotel room while I sneak out from the house when my girl is probably sleeping or sometimes I just make up stories, anything for me to get out of the house just to be with my new babe.

My new girl is sweet, her head game is scecond to none, she gives me Olosho vibes
When ever we do the other things,
I kept her in that hotel for 3 weeks,
When our little vacation was over she went back to her home and called me to tell me she is pregnant for me, I did my calculations and I might be the father of the unborn baby,

My girlfriend at home has never been pregnant for me before now,
While my new girl is full of drama since she got pregnant, she calls me every night, I asked her not to call she refused to listen, she said I can't get her pregnant and stay far from her she is suggesting she moves in with me or I relocate to her town and that is impossible because if my business and my girl.

My sister that introduced her to me is not helping at all she is fighting and pushing her friend to me, she doesn't like my girl, my sister said my girlfriend insulted told her that her hair smells(women) She also said my girlfriend told her she wont have a baby until I her dowry, my sister also said my girlfriend has been pregnant in the past and had an abortion without my knowledge. My sister my mother want this new girl all my mother wants is a child from me because I am her only son.

One day my sister brought the pregnant girl to my house this happened this Monday I lied to my girlfriend that she is a family friend, my girl been the nice person she is she made food for her to eat. I didn't even sleep that night.
Things has not been the same for me I I stress alot I can't function like I used to I have lost alot of weight, I managed to open up to my girl tho, I am willing to pay her dowry now if she gives me the concenst, I don't want to lose her, the pregnant girl is willing to keep the baby while I make plans for a new apartment, right now she is in a new hotel, my girl has left me and and her number is not connecting, Dear friends please what do I do? Help

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Smoketight(m): 12:39pm On Dec 07, 2021
You can cry all you want call me names, no one cares your Go and pastor are all con men Charlant,

Does he have prove for healing any sick person like he claims always my healing school and trash
philiancoop:


Dear sense-lacking talker
Your claim is unfounded. No fraud charges or proof of any wrongdoing has ever been established.

You are a ritualist then, if that's how life works

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Smoketight(m): 12:29pm On Dec 07, 2021
Do you think you and living a meaningful life?


damosky12:


He has changed tens of millions of life. He is globally relevant in virtually all nations of the world.

You should be concerned about how to live a meaningful life.
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Smoketight(m): 12:27pm On Dec 07, 2021
Lol, dear faithful asskiser think for yourself , this guy is a fraud he lies,

philiancoop:



Foolishness resides in your bosom.
Fool be defending himself in one voice and be accusing another with unfounded sentimental claims in another voice.
You are indeed a fool
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Smoketight(m): 12:26pm On Dec 07, 2021
I nor get spiritual leader, I nor dey Go church too,
But if you say make I chose I go chose elon musk


seedgreen:




If you’re learned as you portray your foolish self to be, you should that you can’t call someone a fraud without proof.


Christians always aggressive like their God


All these children with small data go just enter SM Dey talk rubbish.


If mine is a fraud, could you pls mention the name of your spiritual leader ?

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Celebrities / Re: Dija Shares Photos Of Her Father And Mother by Smoketight(m): 10:16am On Dec 07, 2021
mayklef:
4 d


This most important thing in my life,
I no dey joke with fine gilrs oh
sake of ur children, try marry who fine
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Smoketight(m): 10:15am On Dec 07, 2021
He is still a liar and sells hope to people

damosky12:


LOL. Google "Christ Embassy inner city mission projects." Google "pastor Chris built schools." Google is your friend.

BTW, stop being bitter against someone who doesn't know you and prolly would never know you exist. Man is wealthy, successful, and celebrated by tens of millions all over the world.

Just focus on your life and move on.
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Smoketight(m): 10:13am On Dec 07, 2021
streetsoldier1:


is it not getting obvious tgat govt knows about the covid. i'm not in support of their conspiracy ooo, but think deep, why force vaccine on people for a disease worse than maleria

IS the vaccine forced on people?
Have you seen anyone who was forced to get vaccinated?
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Smoketight(m): 9:43am On Dec 07, 2021
Nice gesture, he still a charlatan and lies in the name of God




Vixenn:



https://www.idomavoice.com/2021/10/christ-embassy-pastor-chris-oyakhilome-builds-commission-tuition-free-school-in-ogun-photos.html

My old neighbour is a beneficiary...
Christ Embassy and giving are inseparable, I'm surprised they don't always make it public...

Three things they ALWAYS pump money into

Rhapsody of Realities
Healing Streams
And Less privileged...

They have a group in one of the branches I used to attend, that gives_ every week (friday) to orphanages (that was the first thing I googled to show you, wasn't online)...

His ministry is impactful
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Smoketight(m): 9:41am On Dec 07, 2021
You are a member of his church, no wonder you think I am ignorant,
Your puppet master is a fraud

seedgreen:

My dear ignorance is all over your post.

Maybe you should do some digging into our history, we still remain no 1 in the while world. Our charity is second to none.

Romance / Re: Should I Move On? by Smoketight(m): 9:39am On Dec 07, 2021
Bra are you counting favours? Are you forget about how you forgave her in the past, right now you have to deal with this one, and don't give that you have done some outrageous things too, I forgave and overlooked it, that's a dumb thing to say, allow her to cool off, this nah gurl wey u dey wear back to back, she will come around again,



She has done outrageous things in past which I have overlooked also. I have even resulted maybe she has another person with in Nigeria and I should just move on.

Thanks for your opinions[/quote]

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Romance / Re: Should I Move On? by Smoketight(m): 9:34am On Dec 07, 2021
Any gal wey dy spend on you hold her tight, the girl likes u alot, sex is over rated Money is my love language

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Romance / Re: Everytime I Had Sex My Looks Changes For Like A Week by Smoketight(m): 9:32am On Dec 07, 2021
I don't know about that, a mans body is always ready for action, men walk around with so much sexual tension building up,

stanliwise:

The part he was saying sexual huge comes mostly because our body wants to transform physically or mentally
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Smoketight(m): 9:18am On Dec 07, 2021
Can you please site an example? What impact has his church made in your local government or community alone

Vixenn:



His ministry has been impactful

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Smoketight(m): 9:17am On Dec 07, 2021
He his a liar and a
charlatan


Kingosytex:
More life to you I pray.
Happy birthday Pastor Chris.
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Smoketight(m): 9:14am On Dec 07, 2021
This guy nor fit chop my money, and I nor fit try am give am one cent, Your pastor is a liar and a fraud, divorced his wife, claims to heal this sick, and sells hope to people like you, and you pay massively


Iyaebe:
Your money lost and you trace am to him? Imagine this yahoo crypto boy talking thrash


As I take be Yahoo boy?
U nor dey see the chairman of fraud
All of them get churches
Celebrities / Re: Michael Jackson's Only Daughter Is All Grown Up, See Her Recent Pictures by Smoketight(m): 9:08am On Dec 07, 2021
I tire oh, how black joystick produce 3 white kids


ednut1:
Micheal jackson a black man produced 2 white children and 1 native indian one. Abeg abeg

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by Smoketight(m): 9:03am On Dec 07, 2021
This fraud wey dey talk trash,
This guy said 5G was what again?
That the government knows something about COVID19 and it's a conspiracy theory,
And he said some rubbish that has ETC

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Romance / Re: Everytime I Had Sex My Looks Changes For Like A Week by Smoketight(m): 8:50am On Dec 07, 2021
Fake doctor is right oh I agree with him aside from the jesus and God sh*t, Men should learn how to keep their semen, Semen retention is a ancient practice.




stanliwise:
fake doctor

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