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Romance / Re: Everytime I Had Sex My Looks Changes For Like A Week by Smoketight(m): 8:44am On Dec 07, 2021
Real matters porn and paying for sex is a stupid thing to do, because you wont even trust yourself


Onyiiobi7735:

Bro,he's right. You have to stop.

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Romance / Re: Everytime I Had Sex My Looks Changes For Like A Week by Smoketight(m): 8:43am On Dec 07, 2021
Stop watching porn, stop jerking off, do it for a 4 weeks, wait till you get a wetdream, wetdreams are ways the body reduse excess semen from the body when you don't have sex or jerk off, for me I practiced semen retention for 9 months and it was worth it, Sex porn and jerking off makes men weak and Simps too, the true redpillers and alpha male partake in this kind of partice they retain and abstain from all kind of sexual gravitation, My brother you have a big mountain to climb, stop stroking your di×ck, think with your head not your head in between your legs
I don talk finish

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie(s) Comes To Your Mind When You See This? by Smoketight(m): 12:02pm On Dec 03, 2021
007 james bond,

And Shiloh clips wey them force me watch
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st December 2021 by Smoketight(m): 10:03pm On Dec 01, 2021
Both teams to lose

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Reveals The Secret To His Success In An Interview With Tommy Hilfiger by Smoketight(m): 4:28pm On Dec 01, 2021
Do humans have soul to start with?

No soul then their is nothing to sell

Bruno3000:
Forget religion guy. Most of these celebrities you see have sold out. Don't be naïve man. Where the hell have you been?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Reveals The Secret To His Success In An Interview With Tommy Hilfiger by Smoketight(m): 12:09pm On Dec 01, 2021
Bruno3000:
They always forget/avoid the part of selling their soul to the devil for fame and fortune. For instance WizKid can never go to a church and join the choir or even contribute to building a church of God. No way such people are deep satanists. If u don't know, now u know.


Religion has done numbers on you, your religious chain has multiple paddocks
Just imagine weytin adult man write,
Sports / Re: Toni Kroos On Lionel Messi's Ballon D'or Win by Smoketight(m): 3:36pm On Nov 30, 2021
What a time to be a wiz and messi fan,

I am proud of myself I I like good things sha,
Unlike some people that don't know how to
Like better things BIg wiz and chairman Messi

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Travel / Re: 1,200 Years Old Strange Mummy Tied In Net Rope Discovered In Peru(Photos) by Smoketight(m): 12:25pm On Nov 30, 2021
For those complain about mummies,and zombies, I thought those movies are fiction based?

Stop listening to your Daddy Go, they are the actual zombies you should avoid,

Wizkid help Chris brown life yesterday, another prove wiz helpes people,

Starboy sold out 02 back 2 back,

Messi doing his own things, e nor go fit win copa America, chairman run because normally copa America nah less, nah word Cup Messi 9ni go win next,
Travel / Re: 1,200 Years Old Strange Mummy Tied In Net Rope Discovered In Peru(Photos) by Smoketight(m): 12:18pm On Nov 30, 2021
What a time to be a wiz and messi fan,

I am proud of myself I I like good things sha,
Unlike some people that don't know how to
Like better things BIg wiz and chairman Messi

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Sports / Re: After Seeing This, I Agreed Messi Deserves 2021 Balloon D'or by Smoketight(m): 12:18pm On Nov 30, 2021
What a time to be a wiz and messi fan,

I am proud of myself I I like good things sha,
Unlike some people that don't know how to
Like better things BIg wiz and chairman Messi
Romance / Re: 9 Reasons Why Too Much S3x Is Not Good For You by Smoketight(m): 12:17pm On Nov 30, 2021
What a time to be a wiz and messi fan,

I am proud of myself I I like good things sha,
Unlike some people that don't know how to
Like better things BIg wiz and chairman Messi
Celebrities / Re: Singer Eedris Abdulkareem Blasts Buhari, Igbos, Wizkid & Davido In New Interview by Smoketight(m): 12:16pm On Nov 30, 2021
What a time to be a wiz and messi fan,

I am proud of myself I I like good things sha,
Unlike some people that don't know how to
Like better things BIg wiz and chairman Messi
Celebrities / Re: Hot Bikini Pics Of Bbnaija Maria Showing Off Her Big Booty by Smoketight(m): 12:14pm On Nov 30, 2021
What a time to be a wiz and messi fan,

I am proud of myself I I like good things sha,
Unlike some people that don't know how to
Like better things BIg wiz and chairman Messi
Sports / Re: Ballon D’Or Organizers Accused Of ‘cheating’ Lewandowski As Messi Wins 7th Award by Smoketight(m): 12:12pm On Nov 30, 2021
What a time to be a wiz and messi fan,

I am proud of myself I I like good things sha,
Unlike some people that don't know how to
Like better things BIg wiz and chairman Messi

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Sports / Re: Lewandowski Deserves The Ballon D'or More (Opinion) by Smoketight(m): 12:11pm On Nov 30, 2021
What a time to be a wiz and messi fan,

I am proud of myself I I like good things sha,
Unlike some people that don't know how to
Like better things BIg wiz and chairman Messi

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu: A Misguided Bigot, Deceiver And Opportunist - Solomon Semanka by Smoketight(m): 12:11pm On Nov 30, 2021
What a time to be a wiz and messi fan,

I am proud of myself I I like good things sha,
Unlike some people that don't know how to
Like better things BIg wiz and chairman Messi
Politics / Re: Prophet Ayorinde Prays For Bola Obasanjo @ 68 (Photos) by Smoketight(m): 12:10pm On Nov 30, 2021
What a time to be a wiz and messi fan,

I am proud of myself I I like good things sha,
Unlike some people that don't know how to
Like better things BIg wiz and chairman Messi
Education / Re: Lagos Teacher Removed My Nephew's Tooth & Threatened Him. Help! (Photos) by Smoketight(m): 12:10pm On Nov 30, 2021
What a time to be a wiz and messi fan,

I am proud of myself I I like good things sha,
Unlike some people that don't know how to
Like better things BIg wiz and chairman Messi
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid’s Grand Entrance At The London 02 Concert by Smoketight(m): 12:09pm On Nov 30, 2021
What a time to be a wiz and messi fan,

I am proud of myself I I like good things sha,
Unlike some people that don't know how to
Like better things BIg wiz and chairman Messi

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Crime / Re: Man Cleared Of Rape Charge After 47 Years In Jail As Victim Admits Mistake(Pics) by Smoketight(m): 11:56am On Nov 29, 2021
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NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



My friend ended up getting a second wife and 3 kids just to proof his nagging wife right after she kept accusing him wrongly of infidelity.

So the devil in me almost suggested that this poor man should go back and do the rape so that the time he's spent being locked up for a crime he didn't commit will be justified but common sense prevailed.

At 66, his preek won't be so hungry.

Dear Lord, we pray that you order our steps. May we not be in the right place at the wrong time or at the wrong place at the right time.

Strike us with erectile dysfunction whenever we stumble upon a diseased or cursed kpekus. May our looks not make the crime fit us.

All this we pray in the name of our Lord Jesus, Amen.

Crime / Re: Deeper Life Church Cleaner Killed In Ondo, Body Dumped In Front Of The Church by Smoketight(m): 11:21am On Nov 29, 2021
GOD IS JSUT HEARTLESS, why didn't he stop the killers, this is someone that cleans the church every Sunday morning before normal service, God needs to apologise




Ammishaddai:
Some people are just heartless. Imagine striking someone down in church ...chai! It will never be well with her murders

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