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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FC Porto Vs Chelsea: UCL (2 - 1) On 29th September 2015 by smoothralph(m): 12:03am On Sep 30, 2015
advocates:
Your argument suffers in depth. What then do you regard the Laliga those seasons Man u, Liverpool and Chelsea won the covetous cup? Do you refer the laliga as worthless as you are trying to paint the epl? Not forgetting the 9 man Chelsea side that dismantle Baca at a point.
And I remember chelsea won the champions league and finished 6th in the league
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: FC Porto Vs Chelsea: UCL (2 - 1) On 29th September 2015 by smoothralph(m): 11:57pm On Sep 29, 2015
TheGoodJoe:
The reason why people love watching the EPL is because the EPL has one thing. DRAMA. Excitement that leaves you glued to your TV. Talking points. For instance look at Man City vs Tottenham game. You get to see a clear offside pass come to Kyle Walker and the referee lets it stand. Then Harry Kane dive to win a free kick that lead to goals.

I noticed in the La Liga, the referees are strict and do not allow defending players hamper creative play. In the EPL harsh tackles and fouls are allowed. Star players injure and are not allowed to develop their skills.

Look at the Arsenal Vs Chelsea game. Every sports news channel, top blog and magazine talked about the Costa, Kosceilny, Gabriel incident.

The pace and the long shots because of teams defending deep makes it exciting.

But, it is killing the game and the teams lack in skill and technical play.
Sharap there!
Was it not in La Liga match after real Madrid had two of thier players sent off...The ref gave a player from the other team two yellow cards without sending the player off?
PoliticsRe: We Lack Power For Now To Display Buhari, Osinbajo’s Assets – CCB by smoothralph(m): 3:59pm On Jun 02, 2015
ShowYourCertificate:
We're talking about Jonathan
I blame Buhari for not stabilizing ur brain
PoliticsRe: We Lack Power For Now To Display Buhari, Osinbajo’s Assets – CCB by smoothralph(m): 11:15am On Jun 02, 2015
ShowYourCertificate:
@Rawani & Smoothralph, for the details of Jonathan's assets, click here:


https://www.nairaland.com/71305/details-goodluck-jonathans-assets
are we talking of vice president Jonathan or president Jonathan?
PoliticsRe: Lamentations From A Buhari Supporter by smoothralph(m): 8:22am On Jun 02, 2015
GenBuhari:
Buhari has not been photographed in public for 3 days.

I suspect he may have been assassinated and Osinbajo who is likely an American puppet selected for that role by America would become president in a matter of days.

I fully expect Buhari's death would be announced soon
do u know Buhari still be alive and ur entire family including u will be dead?
PoliticsRe: We Lack Power For Now To Display Buhari, Osinbajo’s Assets – CCB by smoothralph(m): 8:01am On Jun 02, 2015
brownlord:
According to passingshot, anything to bring Buhari to power was just fine, even if it means bringing Laurence anini and Monday Osunbor back to life to make him win election

And someone had the effrontery to say nigerians are not fools

Smh
so It will be okay to call ur dad a fool?
PoliticsRe: We Lack Power For Now To Display Buhari, Osinbajo’s Assets – CCB by smoothralph(m): 7:59am On Jun 02, 2015
Rawani:
He never announced his assets like we want PMB to do now since the benchmark for governance has been elevated from Jonathan's mediocrity. He only submitted his declaration, same as what PMB/PYO have done, if he publicly announced please correct me and state his worth when he entered and when he left office.
Hahahahahaha! good question. ...now let's see if any of these children of hate can provide you with an answer
PoliticsRe: We Lack Power For Now To Display Buhari, Osinbajo’s Assets – CCB by smoothralph(m): 7:56am On Jun 02, 2015
CSTR2:
A PDP governor,the late yar'adua did the needful without making any initial promises.
The so-called mr integrity buhari is hiding behind technicalities to conceal his ill-gotten wealth amassed during his military days.
This was the man who promised to publicly declare as soon as he is sworn in.
na God go punish all of una.
dsame God punish u too.....His exact words where, i will declare my assets to the public within my 1st 100 days. How many days remain?
block head
PoliticsRe: We Lack Power For Now To Display Buhari, Osinbajo’s Assets – CCB by smoothralph(m): 7:50am On Jun 02, 2015
Mykevp2p:
No, PMB is not setting example... Yar'adua, a PDP president had done the same, even GEJ had previously declared his assets public... The constitution was there when Yar'adua declared his assets ( even though he didn't promise to do so like PMB).
did he declare his asset immediately after he was sworn in,
no. He declared his assets om the 27th of June. that was 29 days after he became the President
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari’s Inauguration Wristwatch Cost £34,500 (N10, 453,000)-BreakingTimes by smoothralph(m): 8:13pm On Jun 01, 2015
BackDatAssUp:
Fools will still come and defend their slave masters.

Meanwhile Jonathan be like: "Miss me yet?"

https://www.nnamdiebo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Jonathan-.-waving-254x300.jpg
David Mark gave Jonathan a wrist watch worth 48 million naira
PoliticsRe: Former Governor Nyako Of Adamawa In EFCC Custody by smoothralph(m): 8:00pm On Jun 01, 2015
Ezenwammadu:
Before tommorow buhari will sign presidential pardon like timpre sylva
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan taught him well.....Shebi na goodluck start am?
PoliticsRe: Why Igbo Leaders Visited Buhari – Ikedife by smoothralph(m): 11:15am On May 02, 2015
rudedough:
Taaa... The South East supported President Goodluck Jonathan fully and we owe no one an apology. If we have 100 chances we will still vote for President Goodluck against the Fura drinking general and we don't want any appointment under his administration. No Igbo man in his right sense will work UNDER an illiterate.

Nonsense.
An illiterate will rule u and ur entire family for at least 4 years. ...Dats a more difficult pill to swallow.
CrimeRe: South Africans Photographed Stealing From Attacked Foreign Stores by smoothralph(m): 9:21am On Apr 18, 2015
SeverusSnape:
You're right, no difference with the savages here in the north. I'm a first hand witness, It would have happened if Buhari had lost.
Go and die
PoliticsRe: No Pension For Ex Governors - Buhari ( Vanguard) by smoothralph(m): 9:46am On Apr 15, 2015
Bayswater:
Please copy and paste the part where that was said here and while you are at it, read the title again.
The feeling was that not only was it wrong and morally unconscionable, but that it was not something that should be encouraged, and he was appealing to them that it should be changed.”
However, the response of the governors, who were present at the retreat, was not immediately given.

It’s a welcome proposal —Keyamo cheesy
Bayswater:
Please copy and paste the part where that was said here and while you are at it, read the title again.
The feeling was that not only was it wrong and morally unconscionable, but that it was not something that should be encouraged, and he was appealing to them that it should be changed.”
However, the response of the governors, who were present at the retreat, was not immediately given.

It’s a welcome proposal —Keyamo
NYSCRe: NYSC Members Sacked And Evicted For Resisting Corruption by smoothralph(m): 10:17am On Apr 02, 2015
I served in Cross river State 2013 Batch C, believe me when I tell you that this is the trend in that state. malpractice is the order of the day in almost all the schools in the state. I regretted serving there...corpers go through alot in that state.
Car TalkRe: what will you do if you got This Car As A Gift ? by smoothralph(m): 10:24am On Mar 20, 2015
hairyanus:
Gbagaunnnnnn
Hahahahahaha! Big one
PoliticsRe: Polls : Jega Ignored My Request For A Meeting – Oritsejafor by smoothralph(m): 9:53pm On Mar 18, 2015
lincolnj88:
grin..
is prof osunbande.... sorry osibanjo not supose to be winning soul for Christ also
Ewu gambia.
go get a life
PoliticsRe: Angry Nigerians React On Twitter As Musiliu Obanikoro Is Confirmed As Minister by smoothralph(m): 9:36pm On Mar 11, 2015
this country is a joke.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Reconfirmation Of (nis) Immigration Application Form 2015 by smoothralph(m): 10:50am On Mar 11, 2015
McLove:
Who noticed that they are removing a day from your date of birth?
not jst ur date of birth, bt every date on d form
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Reconfirmation Of (nis) Immigration Application Form 2015 by smoothralph(m): 10:49am On Mar 11, 2015
Pls all d dates are back dated by one wen i applied. anyone Wit same experience?
PoliticsRe: Pres.GEJ And Patience Jonathan Hit The Gym Ahead Of Abuja Jogging Today(photos) by smoothralph(m): 12:05pm On Mar 07, 2015
helpee:
One word.....fit president!!! it will be a suicide mission for some other presidential candidate if they try this but I no fit mention names here make his followers no come descend on me in their usual agbero style. I was told that even if they loot the whole of CBN, their followers are so remote-controlled and will still vote them like dummies.
1 dollar is equivalent to N228
PoliticsRe: Live Update Of Lagos One Million Match by smoothralph(m): 12:01pm On Mar 07, 2015
miraclewonder:
I'm glad that the opposition has finally sat up to its official responsibility as the watch dog to ruling party. It has made the PDP more responsive to the needs of the people. But they are not just ready for Aso rock now with that grandfather who should be an elder statesman as their Presidential candidate, OBJ was the last of such leaders Nigeria would have, they should look for a younger & vibrant alternative. So, it's till GEJ till 2019.
who released this one?
EducationRe: 20 University Programs You Should Not Spend Money To Study In Nigeria by smoothralph(m): 7:39pm On Mar 04, 2015
GEOGRAPHY. ...is d op okay?
PoliticsWe Need To Wake Up. Enough Is Enough by smoothralph(op): 11:14am On Feb 06, 2015
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THIS WAY

You can never vote for a Muslim but you work for
Dangote.
You can never vote for a Muslim but all your food na
Dangote.
You can never vote for a Muslim but your landlord whom
you now owe for six months na Alhaji wey no dey bother
you.
You can never vote for a Muslim but your bestie & bunk
mate in FGC was an Alhaji's daughter and you never
fought for once over religion. You were even best ladies
at each other's weddings.
You can never vote for a Muslim but you sit your ass in
Malaysia for 10 years and refuse to come home.
You can never vote for a Muslim but you cannot do
without suya.
You can never vote for a Muslim but you dream of doing
your wedding in Dubai.
You can never vote for a Muslim but you have aborted for
Rasaki seven times and your mother is a deaconess and
mother in Israel.
You can never vote for a Muslim but Muhammed Ali is your
idol.
You can never vote for a Muslim but your government can
collect zero-interest loans of billions of dollars from an
Islamic bank to make your life and that of your family
better.

You can never vote for a Christian but you work in bank
owned by Christians and you never miss Xmas bonus in
the office.
You can never vote for a Christian but your doctor of 30
years is a Deeper Lifer.
You can never vote for a Christian but the blood
transfused to save the life of your mother was from a
Christian you've never met.
You can never vote for a Christian but you refuse to leave
UK where their queen is the head of the Anglican Church.
You can never vote for a Christian but all your favourite
Nigerian musicians are Christians who discovered their
talents in the church choirs.
You can never vote for a Christian but all the people you
are sleeping with are Christians in your area.
You can never vote for a Christian but Tyler Perry is your
dream husband.
You can never vote for a Christian but you study free in
Germany where Christian Democrats are in power.
You can never vote for a Christian but your car and all
your gadgets are from Christian nations.
You can never vote for a Christian but not a single item in
your house was made in a Muslim nation.

Who are you deceiving?
Are you not just fooling yourself?
I really wonder why many Nigerians cannot think when it
comes to issues of religions. Many are so sentimental with
it and smart politicians have identified this weakness and
use it to magamugu many Nigerians who cannot just think
and ask themselves why the PDP chairman is a Muslim and
why the APC chairman is a Christian. Just play the
religious card and all common sense will vanish from the
brains of many.
The funny thing is that many of these
people making mouth on Facebook forget that the same
Facebook is an invention of an atheist. Nigerians, we
need to wake up and smell the coffee. Our real enemies
are the political, tribal and religious extremists who use
everything to divide us while they loot under the cover of
the same confusion they created, we all have the same
enemy. We must wake up and let the world hear of our
greatness. It is time for us to transcend religious bigotry
and become a nation worthy of global respect. It is time
for us to invent something useful for the world and
humanity. You know, like Facebook that we so enjoy that
we even fail to realize it is the wonderful work of a
Jewish atheist.
WE NEED TO WAKE UP
TravelRe: Makurdi-port Harcourt Rail Line Opens For Commuters - Channelstv by smoothralph(m): 10:56am On Feb 06, 2015
omenka:
Exactly. I even took pics of those places as well. Just visit the link to verify. These people are satanic liars.
And some people will cum online and say
GEJ till 2019.....Hw are we sure everything dey post on NL abt GEJ achievements are not lies.....Make God save us frm dis politicians
TravelRe: Makurdi-port Harcourt Rail Line Opens For Commuters - Channelstv by smoothralph(m): 11:58pm On Jan 29, 2015
omenka:
This is the GREATEST LIE OF THE 21st CENTURY!! Gosh!!! I've been in Makurdi for the past One Week and not even a SINGLE such train has rolled over the tracks!! This is a slap in the face of Nigerians. Haba! Jonathanians are disgusting liars.

The bridge in Otukpo over which the tracks to PH pass is completely impassable!! Are the train coaches equipped with rotors for them to fly when they get to that bridgehuh

And which tracks are the trains gonna be cruising on?? These tracks whose pics I took myself on arrival in the town about a week ago?? www.nairaland.com/2107345/pictures-jonathans-transformation-rails
Bros, i wonder oh. cause I dey Makurdi since & i even passed d rail way station. I no see anything apart frm d stones wey dem pour der. ur pics said it all.....der didn't even poured d stones to d other side of d rail line along tito gate.
PoliticsQuestion From Cross Riverians To GEJ by smoothralph(op): 8:40am On Jan 26, 2015
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GEJ IN CALABAR: QUESTIONS FROM CROSS RIVERIANS
[In 2011] President Jonathan in his campaign tour of
Cross River State of Nigeria promised that if he is elected
he would fix all the Federal highways in the State.
He said that he would build a petro-chemical industry in
Cross River State.
President Jonathan promised to make the Tinapa Holiday
Resort in Calabar productive and profitable.
President Jonathan promised to provide a solution for the
Bakassi imbroglio and other promises.
[This is 2015 and] President Jonathan is yet on another
round of campaign tour of the country after emerging the
presidential candidate of the PDP for the presidential
election scheduled for 14th February.
While President Jonathan is billed to visit Cross River
State this week in continuation of his campaign stump, it
is worthy to note that he has never visited Cross River
State since 2011. With the sorry state things in the State,
here are some of the questions Cross Riverians should be
asking him:
1. Why have you waited until this electioneering campaign
to visit Cross River State?
2. What have you done for Cross River State since you
became a top official (Vice President) of the Federal
Government of Nigeria in 2007?
3. Have you fulfilled all your campaign promises you made
to the people of Cross River State of Nigeria in 2011?
4. You have appointed hundreds of personal staff in your
office; how many have you appointed from Cross River
State?
5. Are you aware of the fact that for the past years of PDP
controlled Federal Government of Nigeria; no single road
has been constructed by the Federal Government of
Nigeria in the State?
6. Do you know that the Calabar-Ugep-Obubra-Ikom
Federal Highway is in such a serious deplorable and
dilapidated condition?
7. Do you know that the Ogoja-Ikom Federal Highway (save
the portion that is part of the Trans Africa Highway
constructed by the World Bank) is in a terrible condition?
Even when your Minister of Works came on TV to tell the
world that you have completed it?
8. Do you know that the Calabar-Itu-Uyo-Ikot Ekpene-Aba
Federal Highway is in derelict and deplorable condition so
much that it is usually impassable during the rainy season?
9. Do you know the Federal Government of Nigeria has not
sited any project in Cross River State since 1999?
10. Do you know that Cross River State has lost its status
as an oil producing State?
11. Do you know that some parts of Boki, Obudu, and
Obanliku Local Government Areas have been ceded to the
Republic of Cameroon by the Federal Government of
Nigeria in a purported implementation of the judgment of
the International Court of Justice in the case between
Cameroon and Nigeria over the sovereignty of the Bakassi
peninsula?
12. Do you know that only three (3) Students from Cross
River State were awarded scholarship in 2014 to study
abroad under the Presidential scholarship scheme of the
Federal Government of Nigeria for the Niger Delta
Region?
13. Do you know that one hundred and four (104) students
from your State (Bayelsa) were awarded scholarship in
2014 to study abroad under the Presidential scholarship
scheme of the Federal Government of Nigeria for the
Niger Delta Region?
14. Do you know that part of Cross River State (Bakassi)
has been ceded to the Republic of Cameroon by the
Federal Government of Nigeria?
15. Why did the Federal Government of Nigeria under your
leadership failed to appeal the judgment of the
International Court of Justice in the case between
Cameroon and Nigeria over the sovereignty of the Bakassi
peninsula despite the fact that you constituted a
Committee headed by the Attorney General of the
Federation and Minister of Justice, Honourable Mohammed
Adokie (SAN) in September 2012 to appeal the judgment?
16. Why did you failed to intervene and settle amicably
the dispute between Akwa Ibom State and Cross River
State over oil wells (as done by former President Olusegun
Obasanjo)?
17. Despite your dismal and abysmal failure to fulfil all
the electioneering promises you made to the people of
Cross River State in 2011; why do you think they should
trust you again?
18. Why is the dredging of the Calabar Channel not
completed until now?
19. Why do you treat Cross River State with such contempt
and utter distain?
20. You order the transfer of some oil wells belonging
previously to your State (Bayelsa); why didn’t you apply
the same measure in the case of the dispute between Akwa
Ibom and Cross River State?
21. Since your supporters here in Cross River State say you
are a South/South President; why have you not done
anything for Cross River State (which is part of the
South/South)?
22. You boasted in one of your campaign stumps that the
PDP controlled Federal Government of Nigeria has created
many millionaires and billionaires in the country; how
many of these millionaires and billionaires are from Cross
River State?
23. Cross River State suffered all these when she gave you
block vote as a single party State, what would be her fate
now that other parties are also breathing deep??
PoliticsRe: Photos: Some Nigerians In London Show Support For Buhari At The Nigeria House by smoothralph(m): 1:15pm On Dec 21, 2014
goryorhal:
Smh bros abeg you fit pray to God say make your life change as the way oga jona change nigeria ..
Bros don't you get tired of this whole shit ? Abi the cup of rice wey den give you never finish abi .. I jez pity una wey no want change .. Later una go dey run go oversea .. Why not let us build this nation together and kick den out ..me no talk say make them no chop money but them must work and provide wetin we (masses) go chop too..
We need change !!!!
We want change !!!!
God give u beta brains my broda
PoliticsRe: Photos: Some Nigerians In London Show Support For Buhari At The Nigeria House by smoothralph(m): 1:13pm On Dec 21, 2014
JesslordKay:
u writing trash that got no prove, maybe I should blame who taught u political analysis. Buhari is not and can't be a correction of GEJ mistakes, that is if any.
May God rule over ur entire family the same wey GEJ is ruling Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Photos: Some Nigerians In London Show Support For Buhari At The Nigeria House by smoothralph(m): 1:04pm On Dec 21, 2014
joebeckz:
I voted for Jonathan cos he appeared to be this simple and sincere person by face but I was wrong. His administration is a failure. I detest 1 tin in life. Corruption, he has massively supported corruption, he has no feeling for the poor and he used to be poor. I don't trust Buhari that much but his d better option now. When ever I wanna consider voting for GEJ next year. I imagine another 4years being like d 6years that passed, d hardship, d looting. Mehn, I wish Nigeria d best. Somtyms I wish I was from even Ghana. Am certain Buhari wud tame corruption to an xtent, dat wud b d begining of development to he who knows wah corruption cud do to an economy. Am Igbo, but I trust dis hausa man dan d bayelsa man who has offered no hope. D igbo youths clamouring here n der. Ask dem, wah have u achieved from dis govment to mek ur life better. De stand confuse nd kip shouting GEJ or no 1 else. I smile nd walk away cos de turn violent wen u wanna oppose. Dats d kind of youths we have today and dats y youths wud never take over nigeria. We re bought easily wit a few Naira. D educated ones sayin GEJ 2015 on nairaland, I believe u re contented with d style of leadership GEJ is offering, if yes, u hate Nigeria. Search deep inside of u, think over again, calculate d level of poverty presently. Then decide who to vote. Don't be too quick to shout GEJ 2015. The few he has done is not upto 10percent of 100. Wah he did is like a man havin 100naira nd spending 10naira on d economy and sharing 90naira with his friends. U re praising him for that 10naira wen u cud get a leader who wud spend @least 60naiira in d person of Buhari nd share d rest cos I bliv all politicians wud steal. Anyway. Have a lovely sunday
God Bless you
TV/MoviesRe: Arrow Season 3 by smoothralph(op): 7:57am On Dec 01, 2014
parrotibaba:
Stopped watching arrows halfway in season 2 ,boring as hell
it's not boring for me atal
TV/MoviesRe: Arrow Season 3 by smoothralph(op): 6:58am On Dec 01, 2014
Diffdeef:
I would've followed the season continuously but I have better TV shows to watch...

1. The Walking dead season 5.
2. Z nation season 1.
3. The 100 season 2.
4. Legend of korra season 4. I so much love that cartoon. grin
I'm currently watching d hundred season two.

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