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Health / Re: Doctor Anweh Damian Dies Of COVID-19 Disease In Benue by smoothralph(m): 7:36pm On Dec 21, 2020
waleademolaa:

They tag it. The government is wicked
Dr. Darmian died of corona. I live in one of his dad's compound. he went for a conferences in port Harcourt, that's where he contacted the virus
Politics / Re: Jime Vs Ortom: Supreme Court Hears Jime’s Appeal Against Ortom Today by smoothralph(m): 12:47pm On Jan 21, 2020
FROM THE SUPREME COURT OF NIGERIA.
Jime vs Ortom

Justices : How many polling units has the APC pleaded?

Counsel to INEC: 610 polling units.

Justice : If the whole polling units are decided in favour of the APC ,will it change the course of the election? Will it have significant difference?

Counsel to INEC: No, it won't change anything, Governor Ortom will still win by majority of lawful votes cast.

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Politics / Re: Jime Vs Ortom: Supreme Court Hears Jime’s Appeal Against Ortom Today by smoothralph(m): 12:16pm On Jan 21, 2020
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FROM THE SUPREME COURT TODAY
JIME VS ORTOM
Jime's lawyer said after card reader accreditation, you proceed and vote and as such, the card reader accreditation figures should tally with the result of the election.
One of the judges asked him, what if someone drops ill after identification by the card reader?
Another judge asked, is a voter bound to vote after accreditation?
Na there wahala come oh.

At this point, he somersaulted from his earlier argument of "perfect, congruence and alignment" to argue that the figures should be almost at parity. It is contradictory to argue for "perfect" in one breath and in the next breath mix it up with "near perfect". Perfect and near perfect are two different things.
Secondly, Jime's lawyer said with the judgement of the Supreme Court on the Imo appeal, they don't need to call witnesses polling unit by polling to prove their case.
One of the Judges quickly intercepted him, she told him not to misquote them, he should first get the judgement, read and understand before quoting them.
She told him the case in Imo was about election that was conducted and result of some polling units not included in the final Collation.
Jime's lawyer quickly withdrew his submission.
Me: JIME lawyers are wonderful.[/color]
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Receives MARCA Legend Award In Spain (Photos) by smoothralph(m): 7:17pm On Jul 29, 2019
[quote author=Sportdab post=80747608]Juventus star Cristiano Ronaldo has been awarded Spanish newspaper Marca's Legend award, MySportDab reports.

The Portuguese superstar has been honoured by the publication in recognition of his achievements in football and his record-breaking tenure with Real Madrid.

Marca select individuals who have dominated in their sporting profession, after creating the award in 1997.

Ronaldo joins the likes of Michael Jordan, Pele, Rafa Nadal, Novak Djokovic, Muhammad Ali, Usian Bolt, Michael Phelps, Michael Schumacher and Diego Maradona.

His football rival Lionel Messi also scooped the award in 2015.In selecting Ronaldo, Marca reflected back on a career of extraordinary success which is still writing new chapters.

Ronaldo has won five Champions Leagues, four Club World Cups, three European Super Cups, three Premier Leagues, two La Liga titles, one Serie A title, one European Championship and the UEFA Nations League.

During the award ceremony, a child told Ronaldo: "I was very sad you left Real Madrid" and CR7 replied.

Watch Video;https://www.mysportdab.com/2019/07/cristiano-ronaldo-receives-marca-legend.html

point of correction, Ronaldo won the champions league 5 times. 4 with Madrid and 1 with Manchester United
Celebrities / Re: Alex And Cee-c Hug It Out After Heated Reunion Argument (videos) by smoothralph(m): 11:25am On Mar 26, 2019
Nelly21:


Alex started saying hurtful words to Ceec first before Ceec retaliated. If it was the Ceec of last year, WHETHER SHE WAS PUSHED OR NOT,she wouldn't have gone to meet Alex,she will let her stew in her tears,after all she started the personal insults. Her going after Alex just shows me growth and maturity
you're right, infact it was ebuka that asked Cee C to tell them what Nina told her because Alex had already accused Nina that she told Cee-C that she(Alex) told her(Nina) to avoid Cee C

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Celebrities / Re: Alex And Cee-c Hug It Out After Heated Reunion Argument (videos) by smoothralph(m): 11:21am On Mar 26, 2019
Magma012:
Don't get this reunion show.. Just tuned into the channel on my dstv only for me to be watching recap of the 2018 edition.. Abi no reunion ni??
the reunion is 9pm daily
Politics / Re: Governorship Election Results From Benue State As Announced By INEC by smoothralph(m): 8:06am On Mar 11, 2019
Game over

Politics / Re: Governorship Election Results From Benue State As Announced By INEC by smoothralph(m): 9:50pm On Mar 10, 2019
Benue state Governorship elections Result So far
LGA. APC. PDP
1. Ado.................7,711……………7,258 2. Agatu……………7,538.............9,935 3. Apa................ 8,460.............8,429 4. Buruku.........10,900...........28,224 5. Gboko 6. Guma...............8,869...........28,480 7. Gwer east.......14,582.........19,596 8. Gwer west.........7,292.......14,375 9. Katsina ala...... 10. Konshisha..... 11. Kwande........ 12. Logo............... 4,552.........30,152 13. Makurdi........ 14. Obi............... 9,694..........9,055 15. Ogbadibo........ 9,018.........8518 16. Ohimin............. 8,470.......7,304 17. Oju..................19,061.....13110 18. Okpokwu........ 19. Otukpo...........21,584......12,423 20. Tarka.............16,191.........2975 21. Ukum............ 11,086........23,230 22. Ushongo........14,589.....22,374 23. Vandeikya.......18,582........27,113 Total............198,179.................272,511
Diff..74,332
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by smoothralph(m): 10:26pm On Mar 06, 2019
Geekop:

They go into extra time... cool cool
biggest lie of the season. Manchester United will qualify because they would have 3 away goals

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Crime / Re: Cultists Stone Man To Death In Benue After Pursuit (Graphic Photo) by smoothralph(m): 12:12pm On Feb 13, 2019
BennyDon:


This one weak my incisors #Chai
This guy has also killed others...I wonder why people the pity am. they can kill themselves for all I care. one SARS officer say the guy na executioner.

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Crime / Re: Cultists Stone Man To Death In Benue After Pursuit (Graphic Photo) by smoothralph(m): 11:10am On Feb 13, 2019
Frankicent:
I doubt if the deceased was stoned to death. Look closely at his chest. You'll see a hole like that of a bullet. Probably, a pistol.
you're right, he was shot in the chest, while he was struggling, the guy used a stone and smashed his head.
Crime / Re: Cultists Stone Man To Death In Benue After Pursuit (Graphic Photo) by smoothralph(m): 11:08am On Feb 13, 2019
HgsMediaPlus:
According to reports, a young man identified as Oniha Ragnar Donald, was on Monday, stoned to death by a mob at the Modern Market area of Makurdi, Benue State capital.

It was gathered that the deceased who worked as an agent at AIRTEL, was pursued by his assailants from somewhere else in broad daylight until he was caught up with at the market junction.

The assailants smashed the deceased’s head with stones and left him in the pool of his own blood where he eventually died.

Continue Reading: https://www.hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/02/suspected-cultists-stone-man-to-death.html?m=1

He wasn't stoned to death by a mob....please stop saying what you don't know. he was killed by a single guy. The deceased was also a cultist. he was shot in the chest, while he was struggling, the guy picked a block and smashed his head. He would have escaped death by running away but hell no....this is someone that bullets don't penetrate him and everyone around him knows...he feels that nothing can happen to him. but juju pass juju. The world is a better place without them. Anyways he's from Edo state but works with Airtel in Makurdi. And he wasn't chased from somewhere else as you claimed. He works with Airtel branch at Ogiri oko road in Makurdi, he was transferred to the new branch at modern market road in Makurdi. that was where he was killed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (1 - 3) On 25th January 2019 by smoothralph(m): 9:56pm On Jan 25, 2019
Donpuffy:

Maybe ss10 will show it
it's on super sport 5
Politics / Re: 'see How Atiku Locked Down Nasarawa, Buhari’s Stronghold' - Dele Momodu by smoothralph(m): 10:20pm On Jan 10, 2019
EpsBlogger:
Make #50,000 to #70,000 weekly without referring by just doing simple online mail processing.
Proofs available.
Ask me how
How?
Celebrities / Re: "Una Go Kill Me First" Tobi When Asked To Take A Picture With Cee-C (Vid) by smoothralph(m): 11:41am On Nov 18, 2018
vivianbelema:
Tobo G my niqqa
Paul Okoye? nwanne go and reconcile with Peter fess
happy sunday my people my people....una don chop rice���
who dey talk about Paul of p-square?
Music/Radio / Re: VIDEO: Mr. P – Zombie by smoothralph(m): 11:14pm On Nov 16, 2018
oshe111:
Wich rudeboy

How many hit rudeboy don release after their breakup
Reality Together Nkeji keke
Sports / Re: Osaze And Essien Attend Nigerian Independence Dinner Hosted By First Bank(photos by smoothralph(m): 10:41pm On Oct 03, 2018
gbosaa:
I can see Nonso Anozie of Game of Thrones with Christine Ohuruogu.


I think I remember Nonso Anozie. He's in ZOO too.
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye With A Video Vixen In Bed. Fan Slams Him, He Fires Back by smoothralph(m): 11:12am On Sep 11, 2018
Guerella:
But really, what's the reason for posting this?

that was a picture from the video of his song reality....if you read the caption, he asked that ''if this wasn't a video shot"
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye With A Video Vixen In Bed. Fan Slams Him, He Fires Back by smoothralph(m): 11:09am On Sep 11, 2018
miracle956:
But I think Paul is too mature to be posting such pics or what do u think?

For your information, that picture was taken from the video shot of his song titled "REALITY"
Celebrities / Re: Olurotimi Akinosho: The Hot Nigerian-Born Hollywood Actor (photos) by smoothralph(m): 5:05pm On Jul 14, 2017
LubeyNaijaBlog:


Lol...

Ghost got nothing on him: Kanan (50 Cent) is the one in for it...
Dre is not wise Atal...even kanan will no be able to help him if ghost finds out. I'd rather be kanan's enemy with ghost and Tommy on my side
Jobs/Vacancies / N.c.s Invitation Letter (interview Letter). by smoothralph(m): 11:08am On Dec 20, 2016
is this a scam or what?

Nairaland / General / Unmasking Mmm Operations by smoothralph(m): 12:17am On Dec 20, 2016
This an analogy of how MMM works;

Assuming 5 friends A,B,C,D,and E resolve to render help worth 100,000 each on MMM with 30% return on investment. Total money in the pool will be 500,000. Since the fund is not invested anywhere, the dormant total remains 500,000

On request of assistance. A collects, 130,000 from the pool leaving a balance of 370,000. B collects 130,000, leaving a balance of 240,000. C collects 130,000 leaving a balance of 110,000. With the balance of 110,000, it means that the fourth person D can only get his initial capital and 10% return on investment. What happens to the fifth person, E? An economic hole is dug. For every 5 persons, one person loses his invested capital.
One will ask why is the scheme surviving today?

The simple answer is that the pledged and requested help are not happening simultaneously but for every help, a hole is created. That means for 500 people, 100 will lose their money.

For 1million persons, we will have 200,000 destitutes and hole becomes wider and wider daily. This is presently the situation with MMM Nigeria and this is why they need more people to provide help so that others who have got funds stuck in there can draw from.

Now that the panic has been created, if at all it opens up again on January 14th as promised, the panic withdrawals by Nigerians will create a shock in the system that is guaranteed to collapse it completely. This is guaranteed to happen at some point in time. This is how and why Ponzi schemes ALWAYS collapse.

TO THE GREEDY LOTS BEWARE
Celebrities / Check Out Jason Durelo's Reply To A(white) Fan by smoothralph(m): 11:17pm On Sep 28, 2016
Jason Durelo replied a fan over his comment on his instagram page.

Sports / Juventus Gives Paul Pogba Permission To Have Manchester United Medical by smoothralph(m): 2:59pm On Aug 07, 2016
Paul Pogba has been granted permission by Juventus to have a medical at Manchester United.
The 23-year-old France midfielder has been linked with a world record £100m return to the Old Trafford club, where he made only three league appearances before joining Juve in 2012.
On Friday, United boss Jose Mourinho said he wanted the deal done by 14 August when United play Bournemouth.
Pogba has been on holiday since losing the Euro 2016 final with France.
He played at United for three years before rejecting a new contract and moving to Italy for a £1.5m compensation fee four years ago.
The Frenchman won the Serie A title in four successive seasons in Italy and has established himself as one of the most highly rated players in the world.
Juventus coach Massimiliano Allegri had previously stated that he expected the Frenchman at training on Monday but reports in Italy said the midfielder had already flown to the UK.
Former United skipper Bryan Robson told BBC Radio 5 live's Sportsweek that Pogba would be an ideal signing.
"He is the type of player we need," said Robson.
"He is similar to Yaya Toure in the sense he is very good going forward and can score spectacular goals."

Nairaland / General / Lionel Messi Has Been Given A 21 Month Jail Sentence by smoothralph(m): 12:40pm On Jul 06, 2016
Barcelona superstar Lionel Messi has been given a 21-month jail sentence for tax evasion - but is unlikely to go to prison.
Messi and his father, Jorge, have received the same sentence but under Spanish law a prison sentence under two years can be served on probation, meaning they are unlikely to serve any time.
A Barcelona court found both men guilty of three counts of tax fraud. The sentence can be appealed through the Spanish supreme court, a statement said.
The court ordered Messi to pay a fine of around £1.7m and his father to pay £1.27m.
Messi (right) and his father Jorge in court during their tax fraud trial
The case concluded on 3 June, with prosecutors contending that Messi's father was the main person responsible for defrauding Spain's tax authority of £3.19m from 2007-09.
However, the legal representative for the tax office said the Barcelona forward knew enough to also be held accountable.
At the end of the trial last month, he called for a prison sentence of 22 months each for both Messi and his father, while the public prosecutor requested a sentence of 18 months for the father only.
Messi is unlikely to go to jail under Spanish law
Government prosecutor Mario Maza had argued Messi and his father did not prove their innocence and were not able to show that the player did not have at least some knowledge of the corporate structures created to lower his tax burden in Spain.
"Messi knew more than he made it appear (in court)," Maza said at the time, adding that they "showed no credibility".

Politics / Reno Omokri's Tweet by smoothralph(m): 4:03am On May 11, 2016
agree or not?

Politics / Re: #5000 promise to unemployed Graduate has no impact in Buhari Election Victory by smoothralph(m): 9:02am On Mar 04, 2016
etebefia:
nobody wins an election because of one reason, several factors contributes to winning an election and the N5k was a big factor to APC winning the election. or you can tell me that 1 particular reason that APC won the election
if the N5k was a major factor that APC won the election, PDP would have offered N10k
Jobs/Vacancies / Please I Need Past Questions For DSS Aptitude Test by smoothralph(m): 5:01pm On Feb 12, 2016
I just received an invitation for aptitude test from DSS office in my state....i'd like anyone with past experience to help me out with the type of questions to expect.
thanks

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Politics / Re: $1m On Foreign Trips: Fayose Can Say ‘ Whatever He Likes’ – Buhari by smoothralph(m): 12:08am On Feb 08, 2016
rozayx5:
beats gej in evrything ?
show me one achievement of buhari
you should start with GEJ achievements
Politics / Re: $1m On Foreign Trips: Fayose Can Say ‘ Whatever He Likes’ – Buhari by smoothralph(m): 12:06am On Feb 08, 2016
DesChyko:


LMAO.. You're crazy, Nigga.

That illiterate? Really?

He's the President; deserves our respect and all-but hey, you're comparing a Ph. D holder to a secondary school dropout for Christ sake. Cut down on the irony.

the last time I checked, dangote is not a
PhD holder.
Politics / Re: This CJN Statement Weeks Ago Was A Pointer To The Supreme Court Judgements by smoothralph(m): 7:37am On Feb 04, 2016
LordVarys:

This has nothing to do with Buhari, the Supreme Court has always been very independent even during Abacha's tenure with the famous Uwais heading then, the Offshore-Onshore dichotomy and the Lagos LG funds cases when the Court ruled against OBJ's administration, the narrow 4-3 win by Yar'Adua in his election petition which took the intervention of former heads of state
please who selected the judges at the supreme court?

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