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Pls sign me up, sorry i mean hire me jare.... Am a graduate, i mean Jobless...

God! Dis is a terrible way to leave dis terrible world. Anytime i see a moving trailer with container coming and i make way... Some people will be like " guy u too dey fear"

olu77:
Is that his uniformed gateman proudly displaying the court summons in front of camera? I smell another old soldier returning to labour market soon.

hahahaha. Feelin very sorry for d oldie...

Greedy idoit... U got 28mills and still went for more may u rot in kirikiri.

U are supposed to bleed... I bled on my first time, Yes! I mean from d dhick.

Mtchewwww... Aw will dat make Mr Alabi of Merrybet refund d money i lost yesterday

Advanced scammers. Keep off

Gnld bastards...d ground shall break when dey bury dem.

sammer4life:
Finally, it made FP..... Patience is a virtue

no, patience used to be a virtue.

Chicken change.

Hmmmm. Abeg Man of God, am having a hard time choosing between QpR vs Man United, Burnley vs Crystal Palace . Pls reply asap. Dis is 2015, money must be made.

Beasts in human form.

Now he wants to score some cheap points. Oga Jona, God is watching u... U better start packing ur bags, u are going back to Otuoke.

Her choice, don't let people tell u what to do.

Dis is bad. Real bad.

Ur father will probably be shaking his head for u ryt now in his grave. #VIGOROUSLY

Hmmmm. Politics is really a dirty game.

D devil u know...be careful of what u wish for. Suddenly Buhari is d saviour. Don't get me wrong am not team GEJ..
My point is Both of dem are not saints. So d butterfly is in ur hands Nigerians...do it as u like.

Some of dose stuffs don't apply. ³/10 for dat write up.

tosyne2much:
Most broke guys are quick to anger and attack ladies at any slight frustration. An average broke dude is a frustrated dude. Et al, Tosyne, 1600 BC

I know that most guys will have me hated for this write up but the truth is bitter they say

Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree

Here I go

10 Things Broke Guys Often Say

1. I love my girl friend so much and she's the best lady that has ever come into my life.. Ask him why he loves her so much & he will say " she's not demanding at all" # e no go beta for brokeness #

2. If you send N100 recharge card to your girlfriend and she doesn't call you with at least N50, it implies she's using the credit to call other male admirers/suitors # God punish brokeness #

3. I'm contended with my torchlight phone because I'm not one of those using expensive phones just to impress ladies

4. When I become rich, I know so many ladies will be stalking me. I will bleep and dump them mercilessly

5 . Any lady who doesn't like my brokeness should go to hell because I can't kill myself

6. Any lady who loves me now that I'm broke is worthy of my ring as soon as I become rich

7. Money is not everything. I don't have money but no lady can make me feel less of myself

8. Ladies who turn me down now will regret when I become rich

9. I don't like ladies who point to expensive things when I take her to an eatery, at least courtesy demands she order for cheap thing 'cos she doesn't know the weight of my pocket

10. Ladies who run after rich dudes are mostly gold diggers



Written by : Tosyne2much

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Let Forming Begin & Bashing Begin

Truth be told, u neva can know until u know.

Woah... U know born sinner? Dat track is dope.

Kachisbarbie:
All I see is a fine guy
Chai...so he uses all his muscle to cuddle his fellow man.
Anyway, I am not homophobic...I am a very accommodating human.
Not that I like them but I am indifferent about them.

*continues listening to Born Sinner By J.Cole*

@Op u lost me. Is dat 4G or 10G?

Dis man should be hanged by d balls.

Dis is war!

My grams, she died in 2003, on my primary school graduation day, she gave me some cookies as graduation gift & told me "young man, i will be here for ur University convocation, am not going anywhere" . She died b4 my secondary school graduation. I still remember dose words.

Vampires lurking around.

SlickBack2:
and u think GEJ is the cause of ur unemployability? #smh

i guess u, if it isn't him. Smd for u.

Hahaha. Dat mad woman seduced him indeed

jauntty:
There is nothing like CONSENT with mad people. If u doubt me, then try to enter a mutual agreement with a mad person or loan some cash to a madman after u must have gotten his "consent" and tell me if any court will recognized that !!! What dat guy did is termed 'rape', even if it was the mad woman that seduced him. !!!

Am like "what's all d fuss about?" dis act took place between two consenting adults... If he like, he should go down on her, i dont give a Bleep.

...and GEJ, i forgive u for all d shyt i lived thru...when d word Graduate is synonymous to Joblessness.

Andy Roddick all d way.