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Heuy Newton going stupid...

A no brainer, this one! I will pack dem all & do d shmoney dance b4 leaving d crime scene

Lolz

Number 9: i so much hate being taken for granted just because i really care about her. It grinds my gear.

I hope she meets Usain Bolt cos once u go Bolt, dere is no going back.

Ok. I guess she is in d mood to snatch me

Used like 20k from January to October...den i met glo, they changed my lyf and now it's free browsing for me from November to dis very date. Hallelujah!

Lasgidi, still setting d pace since 1901

It depends, if she is someone i really luv, maybe 2 months... U know d chase can get boring, so i move on.

Open ur legs and let yr mind do d rest.

I hate rich niggaz, God dammit!

Dats amazing... Congratulations ma.

Just tell dem it wasn't u.

ibson99:
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly;

"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blind folded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind fold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blind fold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blind fold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blind fold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose!

I guess we should put his dhick in d sarcophagus.

He gon watch her like cable

donpeey22:
The guy will be watching her like a TV program.

Not for sale indeed

What does d "sai" even mean?

amaechionuh:
When you chant "Sai Buhari" on Social Media, pls remember it is the last thing those youth corpers who died in 2011 heard from their killers. Woo betides anyone or group of persons that dares our corpers come 2015, we won't keep mute anymore.

Dis one na Chucky o... No child's play!

Yes. I believe him

Under d sun & in d rain. Go & teach. Must u serve in d ministry?

P.u$$y overheating caused d fire.

U av no clue. She came through d ranks

chic2pimp:
What sort of hardwork did She put in before IBB decided to reward her with "Oyel blocks"? Pls enlighten me?

Pls don't kill & die for me o.

I neva said a man shouldn't take care of his lady... I said "every penny" u can imagine some women disturbing deir husband for money for matches.. Dats #10 we are talking about here.

crystalflakes:
and wen she stops pestering u nd don't give a shit about u,u call her an independent woman and a feminist guys sha eh

Nigerians pls take charge of ur lives & lets stop being d puppet on deir strings.

Yes

Katier00:
. Really?

U can say dat again. She is a challenge to everyone. Fact

datalossvictim1:
Easy o! Self made indeed ...

U mean she just woke up one day & oil blocks started falling into her laps... U need to read d story behind her rise to fame. Hardwork & diligence is written all over her.

chic2pimp:
Pray tell how is she the definition of selfmade? Someone that had oil blocks handed to her on a platter is your definition of "SELFMADE" right?

Am doing dat... Take it or leave it.

hadizadeezy:
you better go and look for money.

Folorunsho Alakija is d definition of Self made... She is everything d nigerian lady should strive to be... Not pestering ur husband for every penny.

The need for both can neva be over emphasized.... I luv BBM for its aesthetics then Whatsapp for its little data consumption & fast delivery... Bbm delivery can be brash atyms.

Sambo must be on some wrong pills.