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I guess he made d ryt decision.

Ooh i tot dey were 16?

If ur employer decides to sack u, so u can take it to court? I tot u av dis sack clause in every offer letter....

maureensylvia:
Marrying an accountant is great because …

1. They are detail oriented
Now this may not be on the top of your list of must-have qualities for your ideal partner, but you
will soon start to see it pay off. Whether it’s remembering your birthday or when to test the smoke
detectors, dating a detail-oriented person definitely has its advantages.

2. They clean up well
Maybe it’s not all that important, but you have to admit it’s nice being seen in public with a snazzy
dresser. They have very good taste in clothing.

3. They’re reliable
There’s nothing worse than marrying someone who is constantly letting you down. You won’t have
that problem when you marry an accountant, being reliable is in more
than just their job description; it’s in their DNA.

4. They’re wise investors
Remember, it’s an accountant’s job to detect liabilities and calculate risk, so they know a wise
investment when they see one. You should feel valuable knowing that an accountant chose you as
a partner because they’ve likely weighed the risk and still found you well worth it.

5. They’ll help you become more financially responsible
Having a money-conscious mind always around you suddenly makes it harder to spend frivolously
or make rash financial decisions. You’ll probably discover that it’s not just guilt holding you back
from splurging. There’s a good chance that some smart spending habits that have rubbed off on
you.

6. They’re in it for the long-haul

Accountants are no strangers to working long hours. They’re used to putting in extra time and
forgoing sleep when a deadline must be met, most accountants refuse
to throw in the towel; when they make a decision, they’re committed to it. She attributes her long,
healthy marriage partially to the dedication she’s acquired from being an accountant.

7. They’re overly organized
Accountants work with many moving pieces to ensure financially flawless documents. They never
let things fall through the cracks, especially those things that others may put off or even forget.
“There is no doubt you can count on us to be organized,” whether it’s paying bills,
meeting deadlines or searching to find the best price available before a purchase, accountants are
organized individuals.

8. They come in handy during tax season
Most people would rather pull their own teeth out than attempt to do their own taxes. Only slightly
less agonizing is footing the bill for someone else to do them for you. those
who marry an accountant can bypass both of these situations because their significant other
can take care of the dirty work.

AM PROUD TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT...

cc: crazyman, 1forall, lalasticlala

Ok....... Will u marry me?

Hmm.. Is dat a domiciliary account?

Dont be surprised, dere is more to dis story



I don't trust dis Op....

Eden1747:
I have never been as humiliated as I was today at ECOBANK Badagry. I had applied for a MasterCard two weeks earlier and decided to go for it yesterday, Thursday June 25th. I was given the MasterCard but was unable to get my pin as someone in the CSM's office told me the guy had just gone out for medicals. After waiting for about 45 minutes, I left the bank and went about my business. I returned again at 3pm and the CSM wasn't on seat... The same guy in his office told me apologetically that everyone had been looking for him and I gathered from the tone of his voice that the CSM guy's absence was unofficial.

I however returned today, friday 26th and as I walked down the banking hall towards his cubicle. I greeted "Good afternoon, I came for my pin, here's my card" the guy looked at me and ignored my outstretched hand for about 30 seconds before snapping in a loud voice "did I ask for your card?"

I replied that I was a customer and he had no right to talk to me that way, his reply was to snatch the card from me and tell me "you are a goat". So I told him I wouldn't stand there and let him berate me... His response was to fling the card at me. He flung it with so much force that I had to avert my head as the card almost struck my left eye.

I called the head office and try as they did, the guy refused to apologize to me, claiming instead that he was older than me and that why did I call the head office. This was from some guy who called me a goat!

jjamani:
how do u mean? do u knw lest week alone i made 120k. i won more then 14 times. do u want to tell me about fixed game?

post ur games lets see dem

@OP you are a real learner....... Men don make better money.

Sorry man.... Next time be more careful wen snapping dese lawless men in black. We need to expose dem to d whole world

lalasticlala:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/bribery-man-arrested-for-snapping-policeman/

A fish has brain. Do u?

blessingee:
At least ur fish brain can decode that...

blessingee:
Please re-format your brain, read my post again and then drop a near sensible comment thereafter...

i know ur type.

blessingee:
You are definitely not talking from an informed position...With CBN crashing on COT and people refusing to borrow because of high interest rates, banks now resort to anything to milk customers...My account officer who usually send me excel exported statement FOC today told me i have to pay as CBN has now crashed COT...

smh... So d way dey milk u is by removing money illegally from ur account? Talking about Statement of account, most banks i know give free statement of account on a monthly basis and also on request.... U only pay if u re requesting for more dan one month...... BTW, is a bank a charity business Sule?

morereb10:
oloshi, are u a banker? or are u working with access bank? u come dey talk rubbish here.



I go arrest u if u talk for dis forum again. no na God take am.

common sense is not really common afterall.

klevjey:
I bank with Access Bank. I was having N153, 265.00. I withdrew N5,000.00 last week Monday. On Friday last week, I went to the branch at Iyana Ipaja to pay back the N5,000, only for me to receive an alert that my balance is N151,265.00.

I went to the bank and requested for my statement of account which was printed out. On the statement, I found out that N2,000 was withdrawn on the Tuesday of that week. I quickly told them I wasn't the one and they told me it must have been done by someone whom I usually send to withdraw in my stead. They ruled out fraud claiming that if it were to be fraud, the person would have wipped my account clean. Funny enough, my ATM card was with me throughout, and I didn't even receive any SMS alerting me of the debit that day. We have been arguing since in the bank. I know this is an internal job from the bank. Please guys, how do I go about this? I want them to know they don't just go around messing with people's money simply because they are 'common man'.

Everyone blabbing here does not know wat dey call a dispense error. It's possible u tried ur card on a POS or ATM and u got dat error message telling u of network downtime or Switch user inoperative...... U might get debited & u won't even know...
Tell d bank to do deir investigation & give u the feedback..... Better still, just call d customer care for assistance.... Den pls come back to dis same page to give us d testimony. U can't just tarnish someone's reputation openly den wen d issue get resolved u just sweep d feedback unda d carpet after u ve succeeded in giving people a false opinion about an Establishment.....
I don't believe a bank will soil her hand because of 5k...

Sarcasm is all i have left.

naijathings:
OMG!!
you caught your sister doing what ?
this is the worst crime in the world and the number one cause of all the earthquakes and tsunami in the world.
she is probably the reason why many workers in Nigeria have not been paid for up to 7 months
and i suspect her being on 2go is one of the reasons we have not got ministers till now.

oh my good lord.

please, call the police before it gets out of hand.

@ abi dem don catch u?

youngwolf:
Let me give u guys small gist. Sometimes last year December, I was at marina to carry out an official assignment. I finished early so I had enough time left, then I walked past the UBN tower. All of a sudden I grew some balls to turn back and see what inside d building looks like n also ask the receptionists some questions.

Then I entered, the interior....not bad...so I walked up to one of the receptionist who looked nicer and asked if she could assist me with the official human resources phone line or number. She said she can't give me. I asked why?..told me I jus can't call the hr like that.

Well I wasn't satisfied, but there is nothing I can do, so I left. But as I turned, the other lady next to her was checking out a nairaland page, not sure of the section though. But I'm sure she must have seen this thread before. I think they know we are waiting, but no one knows the plan the bank has for us. Only a top executive I think may have answers for us.

I think they will call later this year, so we need to exercise more patience. But I personally won't be suprised if this particular recruitment exercise gets canceled later on.

she is just a receptionist.

Thinking out loud! hmmmm

i will buy her a mosquito net

well said. who is fooling who?

my head says barca, mind says barca #HeartinOnePlace #mindInAnother

Av been betting since i can remember & probably will continue till am 70 but i will neva play in a bet shop..... If it's not online, forget it. I no fit let one small pikin come insult me. #Class

Not everything that glitter is Gold, can't let nobody play me

My mum is always at home so i don't av to pretend....

Congratufuckinlations to u.

so u are seeking our permission whether to go ahead or not? God is watching u in 3D.



FLEE, i say FLEE b4 u go JAIL.

u myt just be surprised that cotton bud is part of d flavour. Go kid, open and drink up. Am rooting for u!

aw will all dese reduce the fuel scarcity?

lie lie lie

God forbid a plane crash. There is nothing like a first class death. "vanity upon vanity says the preacher, all is vanity"