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Dumbest words ever...coming from a president. Smh

9. Peru

Nigerians av suffered. We are made to choose between a thief & a robber.

Ladies are just impossible... If e too small, una go complain, now u don see Caterpillar u still dey run.

Guys been deceiving ladies since 24BC

dablessed:
Boogy Boogy!!


In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit, i beg you to leave this pikin and let her waka abeg, I am personally pleading with you. Please let her go, uncle boogy,

uncle boogey indeed

She shall be old as a metusellah. Amen!

BTW, show us another of ur picture save this one, then i will comment.

U can't blame d men... U can see aw distasteful dis women look & dey can even front about it. Smh!

What is d meaning of COY?

makazona:
u may say "cz u need a challenging environment that will bring the best in u or "cz d goals of d coy aligns with my aspiration" so its like a perfect blend
i.e you and ur skills + the coys goals/visions.

my idea sha

Good for her. Not my cup of garri.

BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.

why will she slap my mum in d first place? For whatever reason, d marriage is off.

I die well. Dem wan steal dat money Odeh OP.

He will end up marrying his daughter.

Soso990240:
And whats wrong in being a side chick? Mikel Obi has been playing matches for years in Chelsea as a sub.,why cant our girls emulate him?

not everyone luvs being a Mikel Obi or a Chicharito

God! Dis is a terrible way to leave dis terrible world.

A dozen... Goodluck, Patience, Ebele, Jonathan, Azikwe, Doyin, Okupe, Namidi, Sambo, Stella, Oduah, Ngozi, ... Dere names in no particular order.




Sarcasm is all i av left.

Nigerians be careful of what u wish for... All of a sudden, Buhari is d saviour? Dis is Ludicrous.

Dats a welcome development.

AwesomelyMade:
I fell from an okra tree and started rolling in laughter when I read this.

Mr Akpu-nku, the black toy. His people in the village will be like, " our son is abroad"

jeez! Pls don't lemme shit my pants.

AwesomelyMade:
I fell from an okra tree and started rolling in laughter when I read this.

Mr Akpu-nku, the black toy. His people in the village will be like, " our son is abroad"

jeez! Pls don't lemme shit my pants.

No wonder d dude is goin bankrupt. Is Amber Rose even a celebrity

Now, dat's more like it.

Good Riddance to bad rubbish.

Thanks. We appreciate

Jamean:
I actually want to post something on here, but do not know exactly what to say. + The ongoing football gist, that is one area I'm not interested in and least informed about.

All the same, have a great week guys. God will exceed your expectations.

I dedicate "Moving on" by Asa to myself. Yes, myself , and anyone who gets a message from the lyrics.

Good night. Much love.

It's called goin for broke. Aw worse can it get again?

moriton:
Dude rofl

Tearg1:
Mama has missing tooth like Buhari's

will still do, just to save my marriage

Kiss mama

Nigerians, be careful of what u wish for. Remember d Israelites.

If u truly av dat GEJ look, then U are definitely a slow poke. Trust me. No offense, i just need u to hear it one more time.

hatbricker:
People often have misconception about us which judge the way they treat us in return....


Startin with me, I have a somewhat 'clueless innocent' look which make people think i must be a slow poke or something until they move closer to me and find otherwise.

Now over to you NLers, can you share your experiences here and how you have been able proved them wrong?

And am sure u have one. Amputee.

obayaya:
Prof. Oyebode is entitled to his opinion. But that doesn't diminish the quality of Education Uniport offers especially in its faculty of Science.

Prof. Ojinnaka and ACI Anusiem of Faculty of Science in Uniport were listed in the global who is who in science and technology as far back as 1996. just around the time, GEJ got his PhD in the same faculty.

So take your grudge somewhere else. I'm sure you don't even have a PhD.

People think am good.

Chai... Diariz God o. Madam Peshy, na only u waka come Where is D president?