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Lolz.... Tramadol and shyt.... Klbakare

Prophet T.B Joshua has been humbled.. Fakers..... If he wants to redeem himself he should gimme the perfect Score of Manchester United vs Arsenal game on 19th of November, 2016. I mean HT/FT score....

What are you going to do with 2G? In a world where 3G is becoming obsolete.

Mourinho bad luck strikes again!

Did you miss your road? Were you forced into this thread?

naijaguy77:
I thought they said promotion of sports betting was not allowed?

Or is nairaland now trying to impede competition, in the name of regulation and censorship? Because i see a lot of promotion of nairabet here still.

Hmmmmm..... Lemme go check the new feature.. Am not commenting yet...

I thought she said the video was photoshopped d oda day? Dis ladies been lying through the teeth since time immemorial.

Yellow yellow dirty fellow.

Lolz... Who needs a Jab when there is Blow Jab.

MMM.... Money Making Machine

How about "why did John Lennon leave the Beatles?"

NaijaSlate:
Most of the time, you want to know more about someone but you are short of questions to ask them. Rather than using the over-used ''Tell me more about yourself'' and sounding like an idiot, you could use any of these instead

1. What’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself?
2. Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?
3. If you are in a bad mood, do you prefer to be left alone or have someone to cheer you up?
4. What is your idea of having a good time?
5. What are you most thankful for in life?
6. What’s your biggest regret in life?
7. What do you think about when you’re by yourself?
8. Do you think a guy and a lady can be best of friends?
9. Would you ever take back someone who cheated on you?
10. When do you think a person is ready for marriage?

Any of the above questions will definitely lead to a deeper and more interesting conversation. so... you are free to try them out on this beautiful day


http://naijaslate.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=28

@Mr AkinAlabi I remember how excited i was when i saw the new Cash out option on Nairabet. For real i was elated. However, my experience with this service on your platform showed Cash out feature on Nairabet is a big insult to the term with regards to how it's being applied as compared to standard betting sites. It's not even close to what we call "Cash out"
I could not even use it before a game started let alone when the game was on and also during the interval.
Mr Alabi, if you are going to give us meat, then give us meat! ... not bones.
I know you pride yourself and rightly so as the biggest bookmaker in Nigeria being "the pioneer bookmaker"

Please stop insulting us with this gimmick.


Regards.

I can relate to this.... We made memories though. Won't trade that for the world.

Hedonistically:
Whoever it is that owns nairabet must be incredibly daft. It's not about driving G Wagon up and down and forming Lagos big boy. You would end up like the HiTV dude, Toyin Subair. Success is not a destination, it is a never ending journey that requires effort.

For more than a week, your stupid website has not been working for the majority of users. Hundreds and thousands of people have given damming reviews here and elsewhere, yet nothing has been done. What is so difficult in swiftly reverting to the old mobile layout before figuring out the way forward? Why not give users options of old or new?

You fully deserve what's coming to you.

are u always dis foul mouthed?

I believe Akin Alabi will get it right.... I luv the new cash out option.... U don't expect a new platform to be perfect in just a day. I believe they are working on making the new platform more user friendly.

Can u imagine.. This dude is miserable.

What sort of fuckery is this Lalastica? Why can't all these celebrities learn from what happened to Kim Kardashian?

youngest85:
eye service

we know ur type... Pharisee... Always quick to judge. That's why this country is the way it is.

Dis lady is very mean... D dude wasn't even rude.

If i start to talk....

Yes, i am strong but the female anatomy gets me sprung!

Nobody should sweep this case under the carpet

.. Lets spread the news..... The police should be sanctioned while the culprits mustn't escape Justice. How can humans be so wicked and cruel?

Black widow!!!

demsid:
wow. Nice concept. I like that name jpa. But we can't use that again becos nairalanders Av seen it, but sha my people are forgetful, but I'm sure u still av more where that came from. We will discuss more in camera

Oooh...... No wonder..... This man used his Hummer Limo cause small hold up at Obafemi Awolowo Way, Ikeja this nyt.... With the escort and Efizzy..
Mehnnn... I was mesmerized.
Am opening a church soon.... JPA is the name... Jesus People Assembly

Genius, i mean brilliant... far from cheap.

Don't let anyone see ur fear.. I ve faced a similar situation back in the day..... Don't even make that attempt to beg him..... You don't owe him shit & d funny thing about all these cultists is.... They are scared as much as u are.

fellis:
What kind of irresponsible mother left her child in a place where bags of cement are dangerously stacked on each other


not to mention the dust from the bags of cement that poor child will be forced to inhale. People need to start witing competency exams and tests before they are allowed to have children because many parents don't know what they are doing

you need a permit to drive, you need a permit to build a house and even to travel abroad but something as serious as bringing a life into this world is completely unregulated leaving all manner of psychos and lunatics to procreate and raise children in whatever careless manner they deem fit.

I swear by the gods, u are so bright and on point.

rummeh:
Let's say you just broke up with your cheating BF/GF.
1. Our breakup was due to religious differences.He thought he was God. I didn’t.

2. You are online, am online but we don’t talk to each other because pride is also online.

3. Sorry heart closed until further notice.

4. Dont be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.

5. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

6. I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water I’ll drink it and let my skin glow for another guy.

7. If you call me and I don’t pick, wait,I will call you back if I need to talk to you. I don’t have your kidney.

8. If you think am ignoring you, you are right…I always have my phone in my hand 24/7

9. You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.

10. The only thing in life that I will force is my jeans over my ass..Nothing else! Not friendships or relationships# Take a hike.

11. Blocking is for weak bi%%ches,I want you to see my sh#@t and cry.

12. If you come for my man, I’ll come for your dad and we will go shopping with your fees.

13. I discovered flying with eagles and stopped walking with chicken.

14. If you have an opinion about my life raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

15. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who think they are fooling you.




http://www.newsdoggen.org/2016/08/15-whatsapp-status-text-that-will-make.html

too childish

who is Justice Dahiru Saleh? smh

very touching words...

“I am thrilled at the pace of their improvement and can bet with the trigger of my weapon, if I am still here and the bullet does not take me, they'll be reading news papers in no distant time."

Fabulocity:
Maybe she's beginning to see the repercussions of bleaching her skin. Maybe her skin is beginning to rot , emitting that rotten onion odour peculiar to those that bleach. Maybe her skin is changing to the coat of many colours.

And she's advising people not to make the same mistake she made...

Unfortunately, naija girls would not still listen I hardly see any darkskin girls theses days. Everyone wants to become lie skin

Maybe, Maybe not, May the odds forever be in your favour.