₦airaland Forum

Hardly is it possible.. but in the world we live in now weed smoking youths often does that for fun.

Gideojim:
I will use awe as the dumped guy's name. it all started that faithfully sunday morning awe sister came to him and told him that the father of her child called that morning to carry his child for vacation as usual but jokingly told him she will be going to church that morning only for him to start insulting her on fone, that ended there. she knew the baby father will still come that morning so she went ahead to start preparation for the child but did not bath the child just want to use that to waste the child's father time when he comes. Now she was still feeding the child when the child father came and the first person he saw was dump awe who welcome him with smiles but replies back with strong face. so he knocked the room and enter while dump awe went to parlour and iron to prepare for church. when he entered the room and saw that his child was still been feeding he started nagging, that but i called that he will be coming to pick his child that morning so why haven't she prepare for his girl since,it continue so now he came to the parlour and wait for her to finish feeding the child. After feeding the child awe sister than said she have to go and bath the child before he leaves with the child but the guy said no he was going with his child like that so they started exchanging words in the presence of dump awe and his pregnant aunty. now he said if he hear any word from her he was going to slap her in her father house which he did and she started bleeding. The dump awe who is suppose to take action as the man at home could not do anything was there dump and he knew his farther and mother where out of town. IF U WHERE IN AWES SHOE WHAT WOULD U HAVE DON. Now the guy had a straight winning played away match and won victoriously well shammeeeee to slow AwE

If you 'Were' to be not 'where.... Topic is shiiiit.
And its dumb in the context u applied the word not dump ok?

tit:
it is only boko haram jihadist like you that vote buhari.
all honest hardworking Nigerians are with President Jonathan

Speak for ursef lady elephant... Well meaning Nigerians voted for change. We are tired of 16yra of PDP yet no meaningful achievement

Truly you do.. but the ugliest version of nicki

This fellow just narrated a Yoruba movie.... Can't remember the title sha..

Make your guy just avoid the babe like bad habit.

Ur guy na atm

My all tome favourite stone cold Steve Austin

Just buy her a gun whe might need it for self.defence after election

In a Christian view...5

Western view.... 2

Easy to deal with... Just add Romania to his names

Feel at home. You were already a business partner to the family long before now...

Pls don't kill ur sef suicide is better...

From the positive side she respect ur feeling and emotions that's why she has taken that decision. How? I will explain. If she come to ur place and refuse to open for u, you may come here and open another thread and say ur gf is hurting ur feeling and pride.

Relationship shldnt revolve around sex but the greed of the contemporary ladies has given the guys other idea..

Our ladies now sees relationship as a paid employment , ready to collect at all time but reluctant in giving to the relationship.

Aforementioned reason is the sole reason why most guys seek sex as return on investment...

Now on a lighter note, sex free relationships provides the guy with wide range excuses to test the waters

The rib cracking comments.... But nairaland has come to stay so won't ne missing anything op..

You have stopped taking ur drugs again

Foolishness being mistaken for true love since the days of Adam and Eve...

My take is this: forget abt the monetary gain just stylishly withdraw from her since u have no iota of feelings for her..

I knw she has made up her mind to ruin her own life but pls my brother don't be the instrument..

Some girls are so unreliable that's why guys should not treat the issue of plan B with levity..

Why not you can... Get a clay and mould her

Am proudly Yoruba but if I attempt wooing in youruba I bet I won't have a girl friend... Am so not fluent in it.

But I can code mix

Hmmm

He actually likes you... still practicing what he sees in AM (Africa Magic).. just show him u watch more of telemundo by asking him for a hang out..

The dude has got u exactly Whr he wanted.. I trust d guy must be feeling fly now. It sure feels good to live with the knowledge that a girl crush on u .

Use the plan B strategy... Sit her down, tell her how much u appreciate ur friendship with her and how u wil do anything to keep it . But u just feel the time is to do the right thing, which is stop thinking she will ever be Urs so u have decided to give another lady a chance.. come up with a sweet story abt the non existing lady..

Then minimize ur attention and show of care towards her for atleast a week. Trust me she will come out plain after the exercise.

One more thing remember to share ur testimony

sneak3:
Pls go I love courageous men like you.. RIP in advance

I for get to add, something must kill a man including foolishness.

Pls go I love courageous men like you.. RIP in advance

I cld Link you up wiv a Muslim banker.. my colleague. Cool dude.

If u are in pm me..

Tank me later

You don lose already @op... Make we pray for u abi thunder fire u there..you go bet against my team

Start de play another 30 game o because arsenal de win tomorrow.

Gunners till eternity..

find chatn wiv u very interesting.. and I just felt meeting u is a perfect way to get to knw u better, I must confess u look gorgeous and ur confidence is high up there and u appear smart too.. hope u don't mind bein my good frnd?

Trust her to ask further questions.. then if u truly like her u can specify d kind of friendship.

Adopt this lines... She will love to see u again thats if u meet minimum Specification going by her inner assessment of u.

Your approach is legendary..

She want to ATMlise u.. sharp move to avert pocket vandalization..

It's a collective crime

temitemi1:
These apc lawbreakers no get sense oooo! Maybe they have forgotten that he who hires can also fired ... He who pays the piper dictate the tunes ... GEJ till 2019!!!

Stop exposing ur ignorance brother!

@clevermind I will cleverly disengage her! Reason not because of d child but because she was bein half smart..

Before we get so intinmate to d point of engaging u, simple courtesy demands you ought to have shared ur 'not so pleasant' past with moi.

Gbam!!! CourrrRrrt