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SportsRe: Tunde Onakoya Breaks Chess World Record Again by sneedpahpaz(m): 6:01pm On Apr 23, 2025
Ekpeitut:
Usually I'd let this slide, but to set the records straight I have to address this.

Kindly show me where on this platform I made that comment. Pls go on and post it for the world to see. I'm waiting.

Infact I challenge you, provide proof (link to the said post) and I'd credit you with N50k
You need not stoop to his/her level by trading words. The thing is Tribalism and Religion has been weaponized by politicians and the elite and it’s a real shame that the said youths responsible for the future of the country have mostly been infected. It’s a big shame
SportsRe: Tunde Onakoya Breaks Chess World Record Again by sneedpahpaz(m): 12:59pm On Apr 22, 2025
KingAzubuike:
Instead make he go hustle.

He dey there dey play chess up and down.
Hustle like some folks do in Asia and other places and get busted? We see those regularly this days. Can’t you just celebrate the dude and eschew all this bitterness? You fail to realize that he has sponsors and all his expenses are paid for. Do you even know the purpose for this marathon? Read again pls… why am I even pointing this out to you sef?
PoliticsRe: Osun Student Electrocuted With Plugged Phone by sneedpahpaz(m): 6:50pm On Apr 20, 2025
MadamExcellency:
Is 220 volts running through domestic sockets that dangerous to electrocute a full conscious person not immersed in water?



She was killed by lightning storm run through the conductor and not the charger or whatever because the metal door or window will still transfer the ultra high voltage.
You definitely don’t know what you’re talking about. Google is your friend you know? Do you know why buildings are mandated to have lightning conductors especially in Europe and US? We rarely have such here in Africa because of ignorance and negligence. It doesn’t matter if there’s light when lightning strikes but if there isn’t a conductor to absorb it, any electrical appliances becomes a conductor and if you’re unlucky to touch it, you’ll suffer mild to serious electrocution. It happened to me once when I was working on my laptop while there was no light and it was raining. My pregnant wife was sleeping with her head on my back when lightning struck, it wasn’t funny at all. Nah God save us that day
PoliticsRe: $10 Won’t Buy You Lunch In U.S, But $1 Will Get You Meal In Nigeria – Tope Fasua by sneedpahpaz(m): 4:09pm On Apr 06, 2025
Speak for yourself bros. It isn’t as bad as you guys constantly paint it. I live and work in Lagos and I can tell you that there are places I do eat with 1,200 comfortably. You don’t need to form and eat at places just to show up. If you doubt me, inbox me and I’ll make a video call when I’m eating just to verify

What kind of meal is that ?

Maybe garri and groundnuts.

Imagine how these ingrates think.

Which Fast food can you get a Good meal with 1500naira ?

Is it Chicken Republic?
Is it Kilimanjaro?...
Is it tantalizes?
.is it even white House in Yaba
Or in
Ozone?

Or all these risky burgers and mass production Mama puts that put your life at risks



See how this apc government keeping degrading citizens .

Why not work to take Nigerians off hunger lines at least to where Gej left us?


You guys removed all the subsidies both physically and spiritually and lock up the money for yourselves alone .


Wicked set of people[/quote]
CrimeRe: Navy Arrests Suspected Oil Bunkers With 62 Drums Of Crude Oil (Video) by sneedpahpaz(m): 2:32pm On Mar 19, 2025
For real? I pity your mentality sha. You can copy them and spend some quality time in jail with free food and lodging



Offpoint1:
What's the crime? Anyone who takes raw natural resources provided by earth commit no crime.
CrimeRe: Navy Arrests Suspected Oil Bunkers With 62 Drums Of Crude Oil (Video) by sneedpahpaz(m): 7:49am On Mar 19, 2025
You’re a dimwit for this post. So you mean people aren’t surviving legitimately in this country despite the hardship? Criminality is a choice and your post shows your means of livelihood must be investigated. Oponu radarada




KingAzubuike:
To look for means of livelihood in this god forsaken country again is a problem.
PoliticsRe: Court Documents Reveal Past Legal Dispute Involving Natasha, Husband by sneedpahpaz(m): 12:45pm On Mar 08, 2025
Obviouslyblunt:
Who released court documents on Social Media?
The same person who makes unsubstantiated claims and accusations on national tv without verifiable evidence
BusinessRe: Ex-Konga CEO, Nick Imudia Reportedly Commits Suicide by sneedpahpaz(m): 8:04am On Jun 27, 2024
Do you know how much he may be owing too?


Dude, he’s the owner and CEO of D.light Solar Products. The company is doing quite well so being broke or in debt is out of the question. Most likely scenario is either Mental health issues like depression or blackmail
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Discovers Girlfriend's Cheating Through Phone Call by sneedpahpaz(m): 6:52pm On Mar 07, 2024
Bloody Hell....
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza will Be Reduced To rubbles, Leave Now - Netanyahu tells residents by sneedpahpaz(m): 12:12pm On Oct 08, 2023
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You know nothing. That small Israel like you mentioned will destroy the whole of Nigeria in just one hour. Or you don't know they have Nuclear weapons? Why do you think the rest of the middle east are avoiding going to war with them? Ignorance is a deadly disease. Google should be your closest friend before you start spouting rubbish here




quote author=Bliss52 post=126268297]cool



Naso them dey always make mouth

Mere 9 million people in Isreali with heavy protection from America making mouth

It's not even up to Oyo State or Niger State in Size

When Germany almost finished them, they were rescued and accomodated

.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Every Nation Is Entitled To Have Laws To Protect Indigenous Peoples - Omokri by sneedpahpaz(m): 8:52pm On Jun 08, 2023
gidgiddy:
If every ethnic group were to enact laws to protect themselves and their lands from outsiders, then where is this "one Nigeria" people keep talking about?

Does one Nigeria stop at the entrance to my village and begin at the exit?

Reno Omokiri is talking about indigenous rights in America and Canada, has he ever heard of anyone saying 'one America' or 'one Canada'? They dont say that because no such thing exists, their unity is based give and take

But it is only in Nigeria that people will be shouting 'one Nigeria' from morning till night but will be angry when you call Lagos no mans land. One Nigeria means that we all own the land

But you shout 'one Nigeria' and tell me the land belongs to you? If you own your land and I own my land, then let us agree that 'one Nigeria' is a fraud


The hypocrisy in Nigeria is higher than Mount Everest
Bros, abeg if Yoruba or Hausa man calls Anambra or Enugu 'No Man's Land', what do you think will be the fate of that unfortunate fellow? Beheading will be the least. The point is Ibos can't condone most of what they do in other parts of the country, isn't that hypocrisy?
CrimeRe: 13-Year-Old Cameroonian Commits Suicide After He Was Accused Of Stealing Phone by sneedpahpaz(m): 3:53pm On May 08, 2023
If you intimately know this, then it is obvious you infected him with the affliction otherwise you won't have seen his private part as stated

The nairaland men are paying the price one after the other.

The recent one that pus was coming out from his gbola that is confidently walking around with 7 months infection.

His monicker is smalldivk111[/quote]
FoodRe: See The 100 Naira Oranges I Bought Today In Birnin Kebbi (photos) by sneedpahpaz(m): 9:02am On Apr 20, 2023
Thank you sir, but it definitely won't be your mother's or sister's pussy I'd be hungry for. Your rants shows just how uneducated and unenlightened you are. The major problem we have today is everyone feeling they are entitled to type anything that comes out of the cesspools they call minds. What gives you the right to be a judge? Let God do the judging not you who I bet isn't a virgin too.


cyprus000:
I know you're hungry for püssy now, but I put it to you that they will be a time you'll look at this comment retrospectively and curse yourself for making it, bcs by then the full ramification of what you herald now will set in, and you'd mostly likely be it scapegoat.
FoodRe: See The 100 Naira Oranges I Bought Today In Birnin Kebbi (photos) by sneedpahpaz(m): 9:45pm On Apr 19, 2023
I guess you should bring your mother and father here to attest to your claims then. You think I can believe what comes out of your mouth when you spew thrash as such? Dey play... Are you a virgin Mr Holy? I definitely won't enforce such on my daughters just so you know. And to your question about my wife, no I didn't marry her as a virgin but she's the best thing that has happened to me and I have never for once regretted her choosing me as a partner.

Concerning your sisters too, I fucking won't believe that too, why? Because they are related to you and you're a dickhead with no right to tag rubbish to any lady who ended up not been a virgin when they got married. Once more, call your mother and sisters here let's verify your claims, Punk.

jeromestarks:
If she's had good training, she will marry as a virgin.

To answer your question.
My mom married as a virgin and my dad is always proud to say it to any ear that cares to listen.

My sisters all married as a virgin because the followed the step of my mother. Girls are a copy of their mothers. The mother is the role model of a girl child. If the mother was fvcked by many men, she won't see anything wrong in her daughters sleeping around before getting married.


Is your wife a virgin when you met her?

I guess not. No wonder you don't wish your two daughters remain a virgin until they meet their husbands. Shame!

A good moral is evident in a girl's virginity. Virginity is purity.

Finally, there is no virgin man (boys have wet dreams from young age). Plus, there's a reason why god placed hymen under girls and not men.
Hymen should be broken by the husband not by a street fvcker. A girl who lost her virginity to a man she's not married to does not have good moral. If she did, she wouldn't have opened her legs for two eggs and indomie.
FoodRe: See The 100 Naira Oranges I Bought Today In Birnin Kebbi (photos) by sneedpahpaz(m): 3:33pm On Apr 19, 2023
But bros, this your mentality and analogy is shallow. Don't you have a sister? Or your mother was a virgin when she married your sister? If you're married, were you a virgin when you married your wife? If you have kids and among them you have girls, will you say this shit to them? Protect the Girl-Child, it starts from you bro. Even illiterates have more sense than to post this shit you posted. Will you post this if you happen to be in the US or any European country? I have kids and among them 2 beautiful girls... Good training is all that matters not shallow mentality like yours


jeromestarks:
See oranges dirty like the pvssy of non virgins.

The greatest mistake you will make in your life is to marry a woman who is above 23 or a woman who has been fvcked by many men.

Most girls who are single above 23 are currently battling with serious terminal diseases. Once you marry them, you will begin to spend on hospital billings from smelling pvssy to breast cancer to arthritis.

If you want a happy lasting peaceful home you can return to after work, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry. Only her deserves your love and devotion. Only her can guarantee you a happy home.

Don't be a fool. Don't allow one family to package a damaged woman for you as a wife. Fvck her and let her carry her used pvssy to an unfortunate man.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Calls Dino Melaye A Gorilla In His First Speech As President-elect by sneedpahpaz(m): 11:10am On Mar 01, 2023
Pray tell, where exactly in Lagos are you from? Have you ever collected bursary from any LGA? Or you think because you were given birth to here gives you the right to make that claim? I'm very sure your parents came from somewhere to settle in Lagos that's giving you the right to lay that claim. Before you start spewing trash, my mum is from Lagos Island, Enu-Owa to be precise and my Dad is from Lafiaji also on the island and I can trace my lineage back to the 1800s... Though I don't support Tinubu morally as a person but it take a devil to fight another devil... Let's all just be calm and respect each other's ideologies instead of demeaning other contrary opinion to yours. May The Almighty give him the strength to make Nigeria great once more🙏



OneCandleAway:
.this man is very vindictive.

He doesn't forget. He wants everyone to bow down and serve him. All those that stressed him out for APC primary he will come back for them. We lagosians know him that's why we wanted him out.
PoliticsRe: ''Pack Your Loads & Leave Lagos" - Godwin Ikuru Threatens Igbos Living In Lagos by sneedpahpaz(m): 6:13pm On Feb 28, 2023
Sparogatively sha? Dude, you don't need to buy a dictionary to learn words that exist, Haba! I hope you keep saying this in jest because if you aren't, your children will surely be affected.

quote author=Hambivert post=121330751]I
only sparogatively see the need for a barber here so that breeze can blow into this prophets head.

I wish the Igbos can actually 'exodusically' leave Lagos, let's conduct a social experiment to see how the centre of excellence would survive.

(Note: Igbos in this sense is everyone who is not Yoruba or Hausa)[/quote]
SportsRe: Man United Vs Newcastle by sneedpahpaz(m): 6:28pm On Feb 26, 2023
3 things are inevitable in life:
Death
Taxes
Rashford scoring!

Who dey breathe? Glory Glory ManUnited as The Reds go Marching on!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham United (1 - 0) On 30th Oct 2022 by sneedpahpaz(m): 7:16pm On Oct 30, 2022
YoungLionken:
I doubt if MAN U can win...
Doubt your way to eternity... Glory Glory ManUnited
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by sneedpahpaz(m): 6:47pm On Sep 04, 2022
obembet:
M
Cristiano Ronaldo has 815 career goals, meaning


Haaland would need 44 goals a year until he’s 35 to match him.

Mbappé would need 48 goals a year until he’s 35 to match him.

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves comparing talents to one of football’s greatest.


Manchester United 3 - 1 Arsenal
I sure hope you staked on this score line. Glory Glory Man United
RomanceRe: After Suffering With Him, He Dumped Me...i'm Dying by sneedpahpaz(m): 12:26am On May 28, 2022
You dodged a bullet dear, no matter how much pain and hurt you feel at the moment. Believe me, there's someone out there waiting to unbreak your heart. Be strong. It is well with you.
PoliticsRe: Eko Bridge Fire Outbreak: Lagos Gives Squatters 48 Hours To Vacate Area by sneedpahpaz(m): 10:29am On Mar 24, 2022
treamabenh:
If they have homes they won’t be crashing under the Bridge na, the government have failed the people, everyone in government knows they’re a big failure, it’s their egos that won’t allow them admit.
Yeah Yeah, We all know the Government aren't doing the needful but do you know that there are homeless people that sleep on the streets daily in the US, Europe and more developed countries? Stop making it seem as if things only happen in Nigeria. May all the losses through the outbreak be replenished as economy no smile at all
Music/RadioRe: The Top 10 Nigerian Diss Songs You Should Know - Mediarants.com by sneedpahpaz(m): 1:24pm On Dec 24, 2021
Flamees:
Take over by Jay Z still the best diss track
To you that is bros... Ether by NAS still evergreen and way better for me. Everyone has his/favorite though.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Accept This Job Offer? by sneedpahpaz(m):
[quote author=professore post=108360823]Thank you brother. Mine is 70k basic salary plus commission as earlier stated. But I won't want to mention the firm here for now (it is too public). May be we can connect on a more private place Sir,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Accept This Job Offer? by sneedpahpaz(m): 5:46pm On Dec 09, 2021
professore:
Got an offer to work as a Business Development Officer in a real estate firm. Basic salary plus 10% commission.

Kindly share your experience working as a business development officer. Thanks you.
Bro, don't mind all these ignorants thrashing the job. I work with Adron Homes and Properties Ltd, started as a low level marketer but I've risen to a position where I'm using a company car and my average take home is 300k monthly. Commission percentage is 7% here with no basic salary but there are other renumerations based on target. I don't walk around the streets, most of my marketing is done online and through presentations to groups, platforms, companies etc. I'd advise you to make use of your connections I.e your family, friends, old school mates as networking. Adron has alot of estates which is an advantage but I don't know which of the real estate company you intend working for. Remember, Real Estate is a very lucrative field if you have something to sell. Goodluck bro
EducationRe: Oromoni Sylvester: Statement From Dowen College On Death Of 12-Year-Old Student by sneedpahpaz(m): 8:37am On Dec 02, 2021
edimaan:
MEDIA STATEMENT

Press Statement on Oromoni Sylvester

"The attention of the management of Dowen College has been drawn to a viral post on the sad demise of one of our precious children, Sylvester Oromoni.

On 21st day of November 2021, one of the Hostel Parents reported to management that Sylvester was injured while playing football. The resident registered nurse immediately administered first aid on him and after he expressed relief, was released to return to his hostel room.

Sylvester was in class on Monday 22nd day of November 2021, but during school hours one of his friends accompanied him to the Sick Bay where he complained of some pain in his hip. The doctor examined him and prescribed Ibrofen for the pain, while the nurse massaged his leg, after which Sylvester said he felt a bit better.

In accordance with school policy, the resident doctor called Mrs. Oromoni reporting the incident and requesting that she come for him so that he could get further medical attention. The mother however said she was not in Lagos, spoke with Sylvester and prayed with him on the phone and promised to send the guardian to pick him up immediately for further medical attention.

When the guardian failed to show up, the next day on the 23rdof November 2021, the doctor called the mother again and this time, she assured that his guardian would pick him from school. Sylvester’s guardian showed up and took him for X-ray after which the guardian informed the school management that the results of the investigation revealed that no part of his body was broken or injured.

The resident doctor also called the mother later in the week to check up on Sylvester’s progress but she informed the doctor that Sylvester was sleeping at the time.

The Principal also spoke with Mrs. Oromoni on the phone to enquire about his progress and she reported that he was having a massage and gave the phone to Sylvester to speak with the Principal.

As a result, it came as no small shock to us to read wild social media tales that Sylvester was beaten by some students and that he specifically mentioned some names. We immediately commenced investigations and invited the students mentioned for interview. Sylvester's guardian was also present during some of the investigations. It was revealed that nothing of such happened.

The whole incident was strange and unbelievable because:

1. The school has effective anti-bullying policies and consequences are well spelt out to all the students.

2. The preliminary investigation showed that there was no fighting, bullying or any form of attack on the boy.

3. There were no reports by Sylvester himself, his sister who is also a student or any other students, prefects, house parents, medical staff or any of the management staff about any fighting or bullying incident.

4. The school has two regular nurses and a qualified medical doctor that promptly attend to students’ medical needs.

5. The resident doctor followed the laid down procedure by inviting Mrs. Oromoni to take Sylvester home for further treatment after initial treatment by the school’s medical staff.

The school has a very cordial relationship with the Oromoni family as Sylvester is the fifth child of the family Dowen College has the privilege to train, including his elder sister who is currently a student at the school.

Furthermore, we state categorically Dowen College is built on core values of godliness and excellence and will not tolerate any acts of cultism, which is why there is nothing like that and there has never been such deviant activities going on, as this is a faith based school and effective policies are in place to prevent such occurrence.

We are deeply saddened by the death of Sylvester who was a dearly beloved student of the school. We wish to extend our deepest sympathy and heart-felt condolences to the Oromoni family, relatives, friends, and classmates at this very difficult time."

Thank you.

PRINCIPAL

Earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/6875786/12-year-old-dowen-college-student-beaten
There's always 3 sides to a story or allegation. RIP young man. Only you know the truth.

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TravelRe: Nigerian Woman Arrested By Indian Police, With Her 2 Children, Cries Out (video) by sneedpahpaz(m): 2:42pm On Nov 17, 2021
Jonathan10r:
Ok
This is fake... Wetin you gain with all this rubbish you post? Is this not local Yahoo? If am wrong, scan the bet ID and check the response
FamilyRe: Why Did My Wife Lie To Me? by sneedpahpaz(m): 10:58am On Oct 09, 2021
armstrongadeola:
Good evenning house ,

I just want to ask this simple question !

What will you do if for the first week you get your salary paid into your son account and your wife withdrew #35,000 but lied she withdrew #30,000 ?

This is what happened .She gets the SMS notification from our son account and she also keep the ATM card but all I do is to get the mail notification.

Tonight ,she was indirectly complaining she doesn't have money and I asked her how much she withdrew in the last five days and she said #30,000 but the mail notification I got showed she withdrew #5,000,#15,000 and #15,000 on Monday and Tuesday (this week ).

The amount that dropped in the account was #150,000 and she was the one that even started doing transfer for those we needed to settle last sunday when my salary dropped .

We paid our son school fee ,sent little amount to my sister and little amount to her mum and her elder sister and I borrowed #13,000 from the money for transportation.We paid debt of #20,000 .

I stay and work on the island while I go home three times a week (mainland)

In all these,she was able to withdrew #35,000 and I was surprised she was telling me this night to get the money someone was owing me so that I can return the #13,000 I got because all what we have as balance in the account is #2,000 .

I was like is she trying to tell me she have finished the #35,000 with her and jokingly I said how much did you even withdraw from the salary and she said #30,000 !

I asked her if she was sure and she said that's what she withdrew .I now sent the notification I got to her and she was shocked and refused to reply me since 8pm .

My question is why did she lie ? Definitely ,she know she took #35,000 (#5,000 &#15,000 on Monday&another #15,000 on tuesday )but I am still shocked why she lied and why she is insisting on getting the #13,000 she transferred to me from my own sweat !!

Seriously ,I have lost my trust in her .This is someone who I have never benefitted anything from her rather than the fact that we have a son together after our wedding .

I love her so much and we have been together since 2013 .I have never seen any trace of infidelity in her but she locks her phone with heavy security just because I lock mine and that have never cause an issue but I still don't know why she had to lie this night !

Is there something I don't understand ?

She have definitely been a good wife since we settled down( with prayer and moral support )and she always stand by me in term of better and worse and she is not wayward despite how pretty she is .

But why did she lie ?
Are you old enough to maintain a family sir? I don't get the rationale behind bringing personal issues here for myopic advice. How will you feel if your wife is doing the same on other platforms? This issue isn't even worth bringing up because everyone lies, including yourself. Keep your problems in-house boss.
SportsRe: Nigeria Beats The USA 90-87 In Pre-Olympic Basketball Friendly by sneedpahpaz(m): 11:37am On Jul 11, 2021
naptu2:
The full Team USA roster includes: Bam Adebayo (Miami Heat), Bradley Beal (Washington Wizards), Devin Booker (Phoenix Suns), Kevin Durant (Brooklyn Nets), Jerami Grant (Detroit Pistons), Draymond Green (Golden State Warriors), Jrue Holiday (Milwaukee Bucks), Zach LaVine (Chicago Bulls), Damian Lillard (Portland Trail Blazers), Kevin Love (Cleveland Cavaliers), Khris Middleton (Milwaukee Bucks) and Jayson Tatum (Boston Celtics).
This list is fake... Khris Middleton, Jrue Holiday and Devin Booker are busy with the NBA Finals with Game 3 coming up in hours... How can they be part of the said lineup?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: LASK Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 5) On 12th March 2020 by sneedpahpaz(m): 8:50pm On Mar 12, 2020
Cherrybae:
I will deactivate my account if man utd won this match. Man utd must lost tonight.

Useless club full with illitatrates
Learn how to speak and write good English first... Then you will realize that you can only hate what you envy.
Glory Glory ManUtd!
PoliticsRe: Samuel Ezekiel: Nathaniel Samuel Is A Christian, Not Muslim - Father by sneedpahpaz(m): 7:04pm On Feb 05, 2020
darfay:
Irish Republican army is what you said, means their motive was about an Irish state, such cases religion is irrelevant, even Catalans become violent with in their quest for independence would you tag them Christian terrorist too, you aren't even smart
Who isn't being smart? Do you know what atrocities they committed in the name of making a political statement? Do you think the bombings in this country isn't politically motivated? The IRA bombed churches & civilians yet go to church on Sundays for worship idiot... I don't like arguing with kids which is why I don't comment often because of remarks such as yours which shows how mentally immature you are.

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