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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Answer The "Why Do You Want To Work Here?" Question In A Job Interview by snika: 11:44am On Dec 23, 2013
Suddenly Jobberman recieves 100,000 answers to "Why do you want this job?" as
"I like the reputation that 123 company has in the business community, and I would be proud to be part of it. I desire to have this position as (insert job title here) because it will allow me to use my skills such as (insert skill here) and fits my personality. I like the fact that 123 company has been around since 1934, and that the job turnover rate is low. From what I read online, employee morale appears to be high, and it sounds like a great environment to work in. I feel that this job suits me well, and I would be thrilled to be a member of the team."


You wan try Nairalanders(Nigerians).

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Politics / Re: Soyinka - APC’s Visit To Obasanjo: Nigeria Heading For Shipwreck by snika: 11:04am On Dec 23, 2013
APC ndi ori!!

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Embraces APC - See Photo by snika: 8:32am On Dec 22, 2013
Olusegun Oba sa njo. APC perfectly fits you. You shouldn't be in the same party as good men lhke Goodluck Jonathan in the first place.

You are now officially a Progrethief. Congrats.

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Business / Re: 15 Killed In Bank Robbery In Offa, Kwara State by snika: 12:03pm On Dec 20, 2013
And then they said Southwest is safe.

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Phones / Re: Top 10 Smartphones That Rocked 2013 by snika: 8:29pm On Dec 19, 2013
Both the copy-and-paster and the person who wrote this article clearly haven't seen a Galaxy S4.
Here is a Samsung Galaxy S4: http://bestmobs.com/samsung-i9505-galaxy-s4-specifications-and-features/

Btw, the Note 3 is a smartphone, that they call it phablet means the screen size is between 5.3 inches to 5.9 inches.

A picture of the Samsung Galaxy S4:

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Computers / Re: Tip On Getting Used/refurbished Laptops From Comp. Village by snika: 4:15pm On Dec 19, 2013
kekakuz: av never been to lagos b4 but there is a universal rule for buying such stuffs
and it is
wait for it

wait for it

wait for it

here it come

get ready

dont buY FROM An ibo guy


Obviously because only one of them has a higher sense of reasoning than your entire village combined? :-/

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Politics / Re: MASSOB Warn Kidnappers To Stay Away From South-East by snika: 10:58am On Dec 19, 2013
TribalEAST: Which state is the crime capital of the world? Lagos

Where can we find baby factories? Ondo, Ekiti

Where is okija shrine? No longer functional, but you can find worse shrines scattered across yoro baland





[s]I think the answers are the reasons why ndigbo in SW dont like to go home these days.[/s] Because Nigerians murdered and destroyed all the infrastructure in Alaigbo in 1963, and have since sworn never to reinstall any of them

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Politics / Re: Iyana Ejigbo Road - Walking From Cele Bus Stop To Ikotun :God Help Us by snika: 12:39pm On Dec 18, 2013
Dear people of lagos state.

Have you ever heard of something called 'other states in Nigeria'?

The aforementioned is a place where you can dwell without much rush, traffic, racism, tribalism, arrogancy, and others, compared to where you are currently dwelling in.

So, without being told, we don't want to hear your whinning ever again.
You can choose to live in a place called 'other states in Nigeria' or continue 'sardining' yourselves in the name of ragos but what ever you do, never complian to us as you have made your choice.

If you complain to us, one thing we'll continue to remind you is:






























Go and die!
Travel / Re: A Nairalander Wins Kung Fu Awards (pictures) by snika: 2:19pm On Dec 17, 2013
Government should do something fast before APC adds her to their Anambra 'election observers' payroll. angry

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Autos / Re: Brand New 2013 Lamborghini Aventador by snika: 10:28am On Dec 17, 2013
Hello, on which road will this lamb o gini? will walk on?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Your Worst And Best Moment On Nairaland by snika: 11:04pm On Dec 16, 2013

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Properties / Re: Ikeja Gra Mansion For 475 Milion by snika: 3:31pm On Dec 16, 2013
Perefctly matches my specs.

I don't want to be decieved like in the last one.
Are you sure the lights, cameras and everything is working? angry

If yes, bring it 77 Awada Street, Okpoko, off Here-and-there Road.

I'll pay cash upon delivery. cool

(Please don't forget to bring the phone's original charger.)

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Romance / Re: She Played Hard To Get, It Failed, Now She Wants Him by snika: 1:44pm On Dec 16, 2013
Umu nwanyi!

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Career / Re: 10 IT Jobs Of The "Highest Salary" You Should Consider. by snika: 1:30pm On Dec 16, 2013
11. Laptop Dogs / E-warrior

This job title is used to fight for the good sake of the political party online. The salary level is on par with election observers position.

The only difference is that 'election observers' have a higher probability of being caught at Imo State with fake voters' cards, fake INEC materials, guns and explosives on the eve of election.


www.nairaland.com/1527999/183-osun-observers-anambra-fake wink

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Business / Re: Nigeria Has Lost Dr. Burian Carew - A Great Technology Visionary by snika: 3:10am On Dec 16, 2013
RIP great man
Autos / Re: 15 Fun Facts About Toyota by snika: 11:42am On Dec 15, 2013
20. These are neither fun facts nor have anything to do with Nigeria.

Please rename the thread to "18 unimportant things about toyota in America - Read if you have extra 36 seconds to waste".

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Phones / Re: Tecno P9 Phantom PAD Mini Discussion Thread by snika: 11:49pm On Dec 14, 2013
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Innoxxacs: Tecno P9 Phantom PAD
Mini
General Information
2G Network GSM 900 /
1800
3G Network HSDPA
2100
4G Network No
SIM Dual mini SIM
Status Available
December 2013
Body
Dimensions
-
Keyboard Touchscreen
Colors White, Black
Cover Plastic
Display
Type TFT capacitive
touchscreen with
256,000 colors
Size 7.0 inches, 800 x
1200 pixels, 206 pixels
per inch (PPI)

Memory And OS
Card slot MicroSD, up to
32GB
Internal 8GB
OS Android 4.2.2 Jelly
Bean
Processors 1.3GHz
quad-core CPU,
MediaTek MT8389
chipset
RAM 1GB
Audio
Alert types
Vibration,
MP3 ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
Audio port 3.5mm jack
Connectivity
2G GPRS – up to 85.6
kbps; EDGE – up to
236.8 kbps
3G Up to 22.2 mbps
downlink; Up to 5.76
mbps uplink
4G No
WIFI Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n,
WIFI hotspot, Wi-Fi
direct
Bluetooth Version 3.0
GPS A-GPS
NFC No
USB MicroUSB v2.0
Camera
Primary 5MP, up to
2592х1944-pixel
pictures, HDR, face and
smile detection camera
with LED flash
Video 720p@30fps
Secondary 2MP, up to
1600x1200-pixel
pictures
Battery
Capacity 4000mAh Li-
Ion battery
Stand-by 500 hours
Talk time 8 hours
Music play N/a
Other Features
Sensors
Accelerometer,
Proximity, Compass,
Ambient light sensor
Messaging SMS, MMS,
Email, Push Mail, IM
Browser HTML5
Java No
- SNS integration
- MP4/MPEG4/H.263/
H.264 player
MP3/WAV/eAAC+/
AC3/FLAC player
- Document viewer
- FM radio
- Image viewer and
editor
- Voice memo/dial/
command
- Predictive text input
- Google Search,
Facebook, Gmail,
YouTube, Calendar,
Google Talk

Price
Price level About 130
USD wHich approx 22,000-26,000 naira.....
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http://bestmobs.com/tecno-p9-phantom-pad-mini/
Properties / Re: Tips On Moving With The Kids by snika: 12:06am On Dec 13, 2013
No kids yet. wink

Nice copy and post though smiley

Please all Igbo people living in diaspora:

Take your kids home at least for this Christmas. Don't raise bastards that call their own tribe ibo, and call i as h, and h as i.

If you don't go home now then don't complain when Fashola and Tinubu 'deports' you.

We won't support you because you have taken your origin for granted, and since your only contribution to the Igbo nation is just bearing an Igbo name, we owe you nothing.

Thank you.

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Travel / Re: Excluding Lagos And Abuja; List The 3 Top Next Cities In Nigeria. by snika: 5:13pm On Dec 11, 2013
First, Lagos and Abuja are not the top cities in Nigeria. Unless by 'top', you mean the most expensive, or the most traffic-jammed cities in Nigeria, then these two places you mentioned won't have any opposition for the respective qualities.

Since you didn't declare the principles used in gauging these 'top' cities, I'll base my own calculations on livelihood, cost of living, ease of movement, accomodation, friendliness of people and $$ opportunity.

So based on the above, the 3 top cities I'm considering(my own assumptions) are:

1. Enugu
2. Onitsha
3. Jos Portharcourt

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Nairaland / General / Re: Comparisons Between Ojukwu And Nelson Mandela. by snika: 5:51pm On Dec 07, 2013
^^^ Idiotu. Next...
Nairaland / General / Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by snika: 5:49pm On Dec 07, 2013
Nice writeup. This is frontpage material cool

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Nairaland / General / Re: Operation Bring Sexkillz Back by snika: 2:01pm On Dec 07, 2013
psky, mathematician(m), odua boy, Danhumprey(m), Sexkillz(m), L.M Ayedun..(m), olatunji21(m)
Nairaland / General / Re: Femi Fani Kayode, Kemi Olunloyo Exposed As Pathetic Liars On Nairaland by snika: 12:35pm On Dec 06, 2013
odua boy: Ibos are very pathetic human beings,biancar animashaun must be so important for a whole tribe to reduce itself to this degrading level of extreme childlessness and clannishness.....All because someone claimed to have bleeped the wife of their lord and personal saviour,ojuiku in their teenage years.
And why should i take the words of an obviously biased and sentimental ibo lady writing from and unknown and obscure platform.
Arrant nonsense!!!!

Front page please. I thought these people were just fat, ugly, and lazy. angry
I'm just amazed to confirm that they are serial liars with shameless blackmailing to put up for their cowardise.

Tinubu busted
Kemi Omololu busted(www.nairaland.com/t8ksy/posts)
Fani Kayode busted
Oluwale Ngige down(easily)

Next is Osudefender and Saharat reporters.

Today is a good day cool

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Phones / Re: What Will You Miss About Blackberry by snika: 3:28pm On Dec 02, 2013
Will miss trolling Brickberry fans.
Family / Re: Christmas Was More Fun As Child. by snika: 3:27pm On Dec 02, 2013
Loved Christmas as a kid.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Website Is The Best And Worst You Ever Come Across by snika: 8:45am On Nov 28, 2013
Politics / Re: Picture Of A Police Officer Helping Apga Rig Anambra Election by snika: 8:54pm On Nov 27, 2013
sunstyle:
was he supose to vote?
Presiding officers, security officers, Inec officials etc are not eligible to vote, so your comment is seriouly wrong my dear.
Dude nobody is voting. Did you see Anambra anywhere in the picture?
Politics / Re: Picture Of A Police Officer Helping Apga Rig Anambra Election by snika: 8:51pm On Nov 27, 2013
@OP, I was tempted to advise you to go home since you are drunk but after reading your post I concluded that you are blind as well.

Now repeat after me: "I ifeduba1988, I ifeduba1988, even though I'm a yoruba boy who registered on Nairaland on Anambra election day as 'THANKGOD IFEDUBA .T ' and have been creating anti-APGA and anti-Igbo threads since then, decree that I must never take ogogoro and warri weed together again."

So help you sango and amadioha.

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Phones / Re: Gionee Elife E7 Announced With 16MP Camera, 5.5" Japan Display Touchscreen by snika: 8:45pm On Nov 27, 2013
1st ola: Amigo cor, Lucinda ni

Android alone do me.
Go Gionee

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