unclejb2:
Wike would now know that we haven't forgotten about Obigbo

He's now at his PPR @ Ada George road, pHC

...if Dem born you well
Go knock at his front gate or back gate to remind him what you feel you haven't forgotten

"Eze Ochialiri 1 of Rumueme"

e_hu_ya_la
meka wey

What killed my feelings for a lady?

Ok, let's see...
Bitch playfully said she'll always crave pussy far more than she'll crave d!cks ...and that if Nigeria was an enabling environment she would be a full-blown lesbian rather than being the bisexual she is.

To her, it came off as a joke.
But, me? I took that shit serious.
Hence, my feelings for her began to wane.

I just couldn't stop laughing after reading the headlines and looking at the pictures attached

Tinder Na nonsense.

The best I've been on is Inmessage.

I was (once upon a time) having an affair with a married lady who had affairs with so many other guys/men before me; upto 60 body counts (she once said) including females.
Females whom she still brings right down to her husband's house when Dude is offshore.

Worse of it all is that Dude knew she was into sexual relationships with fellow females before he married her.
PS: after their wedding she told him she has left that bisexual lifestyle to be her past.

Now, would the marriage continue if Dude finds out that the mother of his three little kids is highly promiscuous and that she is still indulging in her bisexual lifestyle?

I just dey pity the husband sha
I dey always sorry for am

those wey say "a woman's past doesn't matter"
make una DEY PLAY

Here they go again with this shit.
Blah blah blah blah blah

*yawns

This OP sef
Just 2yrs away u dun dey reason to visit
How much you dun make for there already?

Same issue we having with my bro who left for Dubai 3months after the COVID-19 year. He's already talking about visiting us this year.

Mumcy dun first inform am say ppl are actually suffering in Nigeria and therefore if he no hold the least 1mil to take dey dash friends and well-wishers wey go come greet him when he comes, then make he no bother coming

FlawlessKarl:



I still use the app sometimes. 2go was among the first real time and enjoyable social media that came out. Then people even dumped Facebook and other leading social medias for 2go. But now see where 2go is. 🙄

I noticed there are some updates they've made. CHATGPT is now added and it has helped me alot in My quest for answers to questions.


I think the only crime of 2go was coming out of Africa. Africans can't boost their own thing. The Africans dumped 2go when WhatsApp was released. That was the sad reality.

Again, 2go was just too dull in their updates , it's now that they're trying to bring in features that people have been enjoying in other platforms long before now.

A clarion call to nairaland, they should do the needful or this is how it will be abandoned in due course.

The screenshots you posted

See that @Bree-cat and @Deborahbaby34
those two Na mistresses of 2go
Always online.
22/7.
like they have no life outside 2go.

You know one user called @DarkWitch ?

Ah ah
5,000,000 Naira too much sef
Give me
1,000,000 Dollars I go run am.

If Tiwa no go give Birthday boy puna at the end of the Birthday party, then there's no need wasting $25 on her gorgeous old ass

Divoc19:
Anything sexual is part of human nature.
While everything sexual should be done with moderation, God created these urge for a reason. Adultery and fornication is allowed if there's no commitment to anyone.

This is my take.

@bolded

What are you saying

Depression on the part of the husband
Or
Cheating on the part of the wife

would've been the motive

...I'll lean more on cheating though
Which could well be the reason why the parents of the wife had to come down all the way from Nevada.

Until Dem lynch her for that Arab country wey she dey so. Na dat time she go hear word

As she dun carry her yeye Nigerian dress sense enter UAE

2go that year sha

If not for 2go, wetin concern me with approaching a married woman on the streets who's got kids and a wedding band on her finger

2go really made sh!t easy for everyone back in the days; including lesbians and bisexuals who were intent on trying out sh!t

these leeches and money sha

Just three days ago
I had to ask one to dress up and get d'fvck outta my house by around 8pm.

REASON.
We were right in the middle of the act and bitch said... "I told you I had a lot going on in my mind and therefore my mind isn't settled. You didn't say anything about it. All you could think of is to make love to me".

Omó, I had to get down
Ask her to get dressed and get d'fvck out.


NB: asking for money DURING sex is a very huge turn off for me.

Na wa
see News presentation nah

"stabbed by her step mother".
"stabbed by a neighbour".

Na which1 we go take now

Scamburster:

Silly being kee u there, anumanu.

Aboki come on getat.
...retarded swine

No Mention me again o
make thunder no fire you there.

thesilentman:
A woman always have an eye out for that man that can fulfil that nagging need in her marriage.This need might be one of attention,money or sex.

Back to the topic:There is this certain woman i met mid last year.This lady heavily complained at every opportunity that she was never sexually attracted to her husband even though the man gives her 3k per day for house-keeping alowance! All i did that attracted this woman was just listen,yeah,listen to her naggings every time she came around without interrupting her flow.And before you know it,she got addicted to me...To put it modestly,I later learnt the colours and number of her panties without wooing her.

My real guy

One once said to me during intercourse...
In her own words
"Oh baby. I hardly get wet .
I'm ashamed to say it, but, you make me wet.
Something even my husband isn't able to do".

Omo,
i pause look her
when she made that statement.

On how we started?
I was always complimenting her when we chat.
When she came by for the first time?
I just listened to her talk about herself, her life, her past life, her lifestyle at the time, etcetera.

I "listened".

No shades intended.
But...

Huncle, if Dem call ppl wey dey drive SUV,
you plan to show your face with that ni

Baba, please, go for the saloon car.

Festival of Fire.

"How dare you born down the shrine of Amadioha?" .....asked Saint Obi

...and that was the moment he discovered his Twin Sister; Ragina Askia

Bombing!!!

Worriedwife:


,, nl helps distract me

gimme a chance...to be your best distraction,
your rhythm and blues

Divoc19:
Bi sounds interesting but I will never troll that line. I like to be handled by manly men the dream men are out of this world I guess

I'm glad you see things that way.
I'm glad you're the way you are.

My friend? She started to lean more on same sex things. The reason I had to start distancing myself from her.
But till date?
M sure she still has sex in her dreams.

"the best way 2get in2 a neighbour's wife's pant"

...Na dawan I wan hear here now

Divoc19:
When I use to have sex in the dream, I use to be attracted to success and rich people. I hit my first millions in naira at 22 and had travel to 5 countries. I stopped having sex in the dream about 16 years ago and that was when all my problems in life started. Had financial issues, job and business weren't going well. And all life helpers disappeared until I started begging for favour and money. Even though they hardly come through, was still surviving.

Now for some strange reason, I believe things will get better because I just had sex last night after 16 years and am feeling like things are going to get better than even before.

Funny enough I can't seem to remember the face but am always happy and satisfied. Wonders

Cons
Sex in the dream makes the opposite sex less important to me physically but I get to succeed.

I sometimes don't have control over my body in the dream.

Who else have had this experience

I have a lady friend who has this experiences.

@bolded .....she too doesn't feel much, sexually, about the opposite sex; she's actually Bi

Are you Bi ?

As una dey tell the world where una serve
Make una still tell the world una CGPA oh

KingCold:
As it should be..

You think?

In this modern times
I'll say...
"South Africans are way too african ish for my liking". And it seems the Xhosas are the worst ones.

Hamachi:
Where?

Nigeria.