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SafetyFirst:
Fuçk go tire you sooner than you imagined.

Naahh
That's NEVER the case

Better way to put it is...
Fvcking that same pvssy over and over again go tire man sooner than he imagined.

Sophie Alakija
Adesua Etomi

You get the picture?
Those are my dream women.

wanted222:
try this 2023 movies and thank me later

You got links to these movies you mentioned?
Or links to those in the poster below

Beenibroz:
Mine are mostly series.

Power
Prison break
Empire
24

And there is one I have been looking for I forgot the name. It's like an Arab series. There were two brother and their father was president. The younger one left for America for long and got married there. When he visited with his family they were surprised to know that he was son of a president. I can't remember the name and wish someone can help out. I think the elder brothers name was Jamal, the very rude son of the president.

TYRANT ...is the name
I loved the movie too
Wish there'll be a season 4

The Rock
The old guards
Spectral
13hours
Game of thrones

These are movies i could see over and over again and not get tired of seeing 'em

See opulence

Diswan just dey use boys dey cash out
Why he no disappear as boys enter he room

He must collect.
Same way Azaman wey no dey gree remit go still collect.

If you been dey press the year dis guy begin press, by now, Mompha and WoodBerry suppose dey call you 'Chairman'

mamagee3:
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Hanty, if you're a cougar
And you want fvck
Jus talk say you want fvck

Quit beating around the bush

A few months back i was chatting with a supposed female from a WhatsApp group. Barely 45mins into the chat session "she" was asking that i send her 4k for her to use and refill gas, cook and have strength enough to keep chatting with me.

When i made some enquires, "she" said the friend she's staying with have gone to work and that even if she didn't leave any money with her, it wouldn't be nice for her to return and find out that the gas cylinder is empty

Omó, i jus weak

Clitocurrency is a business enterprise mostly engaged in by females (or Bobrisky's brothers and nephews) whereby Dickcoin is exchanged for Bitcoin after service is rendered in a dark room or a dark web

Dshocker:
And you are proud to say this

That's how Stars do
That's what singles do

Mind your business
Mind your marriage

Scamburster:
For mentioning thunder, you are already striked.

Riffraff
You still alive out there?

Wow!
Nice one.

You meet woman for beer parlour
You begin take her serious
To a point you had to get her pregnant.
Who does that ?

...except burukutu/ogogoro men

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Hmmmm

Make we nor praise her too much
She is not a saint

She don already do her calculations say she nor go fit discharge with that money without getting caught

EXACTLY.

HOTEL WEY GUEST GO FIT COME IN WITH $70K, SUCH A HOTEL NO GO BE SMALL PIKIN HOTEL. NA BIG MEN HOTEL. WHICH IS TO SAY THAT THEIR MUST BE CCTV ALMOST EVERYWHERE; ESPECIALLY IN THE LOBBY.

THE WOMAN NO FIT COMMOT FROM THE ROOM GO ANYWHERE WITH THE BAG/BRIEFCASE WITHOUT CAMERAS PICKING HER UP

HENCE, SHE SAY MAKE SHE FORM SAINT; HOPING SAY THE OWNER FIT LATER FIND HER SMALL THING

With how hard the economy is biting down on everyone everywhere, a guy would now go ask a Babe out? A Babe who CANNOT promise giving 100% loyalty in the relationship?

abeg o, make girlfriend materials dem park go one side.
so far hookup Babes never finish for SM, guys go dey alright.

Hezzyluv:
Na so them dey!

But at bold gat me

U get mind ooo

Omó, Me sef fear myself sometimes, bro 🤦

Hezzyluv:
I wonder what will make a lady meet a random guy on social media and then boom... their first date in a hotel room or even his House.

No b asha like character be that

I remember not too long ago, one morning i just woke up and picked up my phone to check for overnight messages and i ended up starting to chat a girl up for the first time from a Telegram group around 7am.
Before 11am Babe was in my house for the first time and few hours later we were already doing the do, raw 🤦

She doesn't even know my name till date.

GorillaApp:
Do they respond?

Eight out of Ten always respond nicely.
Five out of Ten are always willing to meet up.

With the current state of her economy
She's still ranked as Best in Africa?

I wonder how other African states are faring economically

Wooing married ladies on SM

Stockholm
Stuttgart
Istanbul
Prague
Vienna

These cities, in less than half of half of a decade from now, i go relocate to one of 'em.

geesilver:
Maybe she trys to intimidate the opponent with a better boobs

The joy of winning sometimes makes you do something crazy, just like this.

For once
Let's just call out this gender for what they are.

I mean, where has it ever been heard of or seen that a male boxer peeled off his briefs and begin dangling his joystick around simply because he was super excited about winning a tournament? Where?

sotherefore:
Forget him. That guy na werey. If he was a lady I wouldn't even bother to reply him. He posted about checking his girlfriend message here https://www.nairaland.com/2652621/she-been-cheating-me When his girlfriend was sleeping. I'm still thinking if that isn't invasion of privacy.

All this low self-esteem men is something else.

Busted!

Oh. So he's one of those kinda people who says something online but does the exact opposite of what he says, offline

Pathetic.

ikeno:
There are things you don't need to bother yourself with like telling her to unlock her phone she has a right to her privacy even though she's your girlfriend.

You mean a girl is allowed to be Dating you and be doing shit behind your back? All in the name of "she has a right to her privacy?"

SMH.
You are indeed a woman man.

Just the same thing me with my elder Bro in Dubai just chat about this morning; Dem no dey renew Visa again for Nigerians in UAE

The way this guy just take turn to hypeman overnight con begin hype South West and Tinubu recently ehn, i no understand

Is he indirectly soliciting for the position of Femi Adesina (or that of Garba Shehu) in Tinubu's administration or what 🤔

And What's Man's ethnicity BTW ¿

Ladies of 40 and above¿

I'm not really interested in her financial power.
Na the regular fvck sessions with a cougar
...na dawan i dey after

Postinor:
does it also smell

No no no
It wasn't that kind.

Just the steady itching around the groin & balls.

Just once.

Omó da thing dey scratch, no be joke
especially at night
Damn!