A few months back i was chatting with a supposed female from a WhatsApp group. Barely 45mins into the chat session "she" was asking that i send her 4k for her to use and refill gas, cook and have strength enough to keep chatting with me.

When i made some enquires, "she" said the friend she's staying with have gone to work and that even if she didn't leave any money with her, it wouldn't be nice for her to return and find out that the gas cylinder is empty

Omó, i jus weak

Clitocurrency is a business enterprise mostly engaged in by females (or Bobrisky's brothers and nephews) whereby Dickcoin is exchanged for Bitcoin after service is rendered in a dark room or a dark web

Dshocker:


And you are proud to say this

That's how Stars do
That's what singles do

Mind your business
Mind your marriage

Scamburster:

For mentioning thunder, you are already striked.

Riffraff
You still alive out there?

Wow!
Nice one.

You meet woman for beer parlour
You begin take her serious
To a point you had to get her pregnant.
Who does that ?

...except burukutu/ogogoro men

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Hmmmm

Make we nor praise her too much
She is not a saint

She don already do her calculations say she nor go fit discharge with that money without getting caught

EXACTLY.

HOTEL WEY GUEST GO FIT COME IN WITH $70K, SUCH A HOTEL NO GO BE SMALL PIKIN HOTEL. NA BIG MEN HOTEL. WHICH IS TO SAY THAT THEIR MUST BE CCTV ALMOST EVERYWHERE; ESPECIALLY IN THE LOBBY.

THE WOMAN NO FIT COMMOT FROM THE ROOM GO ANYWHERE WITH THE BAG/BRIEFCASE WITHOUT CAMERAS PICKING HER UP

HENCE, SHE SAY MAKE SHE FORM SAINT; HOPING SAY THE OWNER FIT LATER FIND HER SMALL THING

With how hard the economy is biting down on everyone everywhere, a guy would now go ask a Babe out? A Babe who CANNOT promise giving 100% loyalty in the relationship?

abeg o, make girlfriend materials dem park go one side.
so far hookup Babes never finish for SM, guys go dey alright.

Hezzyluv:


Na so them dey!

But at bold gat me

U get mind ooo

Omó, Me sef fear myself sometimes, bro 🤦

Hezzyluv:
I wonder what will make a lady meet a random guy on social media and then boom... their first date in a hotel room or even his House.

No b asha like character be that

I remember not too long ago, one morning i just woke up and picked up my phone to check for overnight messages and i ended up starting to chat a girl up for the first time from a Telegram group around 7am.
Before 11am Babe was in my house for the first time and few hours later we were already doing the do, raw 🤦

She doesn't even know my name till date.

GorillaApp:

Do they respond?

Eight out of Ten always respond nicely.
Five out of Ten are always willing to meet up.

With the current state of her economy
She's still ranked as Best in Africa?

I wonder how other African states are faring economically

Wooing married ladies on SM

Stockholm
Stuttgart
Istanbul
Prague
Vienna

These cities, in less than half of half of a decade from now, i go relocate to one of 'em.

geesilver:
Maybe she trys to intimidate the opponent with a better boobs

The joy of winning sometimes makes you do something crazy, just like this.

For once
Let's just call out this gender for what they are.

I mean, where has it ever been heard of or seen that a male boxer peeled off his briefs and begin dangling his joystick around simply because he was super excited about winning a tournament? Where?

sotherefore:


Forget him. That guy na werey. If he was a lady I wouldn't even bother to reply him. He posted about checking his girlfriend message here https://www.nairaland.com/2652621/she-been-cheating-me When his girlfriend was sleeping. I'm still thinking if that isn't invasion of privacy.

All this low self-esteem men is something else.

Busted!

Oh. So he's one of those kinda people who says something online but does the exact opposite of what he says, offline

Pathetic.

ikeno:
There are things you don't need to bother yourself with like telling her to unlock her phone she has a right to her privacy even though she's your girlfriend.

You mean a girl is allowed to be Dating you and be doing shit behind your back? All in the name of "she has a right to her privacy?"

SMH.
You are indeed a woman man.

Just the same thing me with my elder Bro in Dubai just chat about this morning; Dem no dey renew Visa again for Nigerians in UAE

The way this guy just take turn to hypeman overnight con begin hype South West and Tinubu recently ehn, i no understand

Is he indirectly soliciting for the position of Femi Adesina (or that of Garba Shehu) in Tinubu's administration or what 🤔

And What's Man's ethnicity BTW ¿

Ladies of 40 and above¿

I'm not really interested in her financial power.
Na the regular fvck sessions with a cougar
...na dawan i dey after

Postinor:
does it also smell

No no no
It wasn't that kind.

Just the steady itching around the groin & balls.

Just once.

Omó da thing dey scratch, no be joke
especially at night
Damn!

Currently using pic 3 in my rented apartment.

But if it's possible? I'll love to install pic 2 in my own house; when the time comes.

Females would all go for a womanizer
...so long as he's rich

There's this video i recently came across on tick-tock where a lady went around asking ladies at Malls and Eateries whom they would pick between a rich man who's promiscuous and a poor man who's faithful. Guess what? Everyone of dem ladies said they'll settle for a rich and promiscuous man cos it's far better to Cry in Dubai(or in a Lambo) than in Nigeria(or on a bicycle).

Shit really made me sad.
I had to send the video to a friend who is currently having a hard time with his girlfriend; say make he drop that Girl and focus on securing the Bag 💰

Las las our turn go come
We sef go chop dis Babe

She go go round

I might consider 2 or 4.
The rest are a definite No-no for me.

Na wa

The plane crashed OR
the plane had to do an emergency landing?

Which1

Mother Russian/Vladimir Putin pressing the necks of Joe Biden, King Charles, Rishi Sunak, Emmanuel Macron, Olaf Scholz and the rest of Dem LGBTQ apologists worldwide

sure update on platforms, groups and sites to dey drop Bomb & catch potentials on FB na e we dey find lyk dis 😏

Damins Oba of Benin dun begin dey commot from e place be this so o

Nice!