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ALCOHOLKILLS:
I swear I don’t know this guy nor any of his album 🤷‍♀️

Ko Po ke (KPK)
On God
Backside

these & more are GOOD jamz of Mohbad

Better to be on the right side of the Bandits and be on the wrong side of the Government that allows their woes to continue unabated

What will it take?
How much will it cost?

To lay this Babe
Now that she's outta the house

had my eyes on her right 4rm her other Season

You should go for the Sport car.

...Lamborghini Aventador would do.

My own problem is the "Ayoba Ad" that pops up on Boomplay right when you're enjoying your music.

abi na everything ppl go put for social media?
which kind yeye eye_service confession b dis?

Infact, OP take dis

You are very right on this one.

I mostly always try "dry humping" a Babe who refuses to let us proceed with doing the Do.
And while at it, before long they'll always allow the tight or panties to be pulled off.

And at that point when she raises her waist?
I always grin 😁
Because I know it's "Game On" 😊

stewiepeter:
Look at this bastard, one boy bought two cars, how many you and your papa con buy? Idiot

Damnnn Niggaaar, you've said
exactly what I had in mind to ask that guy.

Sanguine:
Deactivated my Whatsapp status so I don't even have access to post or see any status at all. I'm not interested in knowing whatever is happening in anybody's life.

Changed my Facebook to data mode. I don't see any pictures of anybody and anything, just captions. Hehehe.

Uninstalled Instagram.

Enter YouTube Once in a while to see skits from TheWinlos, latest movies from MZFP, etc.

Social media is what it is; fake life and ingredients on display here and there. I am very frugal, minimalist and rather anti-social. My life is JustSimpleLikeThat.com 😜

Na your kind I go like marry next year


I so hate it when a girl or lady spends 50% (or more) of her free time watching reels on Facebook, videos on TikTok, posts on Instagram and scanning every SM platform searching for what to lift & drop on her WhatsApp status.

Females like that irks me when they're around me, and funny enough such females are virtually the only kinds that abound all around us these days

LalastiklaIa:
Don't mind that clown

I went through his messages and found out he's a gambler. A gambler doesn't give money like that. Someone that was jubilating about N14,000 added to his account via over 1.5 will give out More than 20k in less than an hour abegi

I've been following up the giveaway comments of the NairaLand "good Samaritan" so please allow me to speak now like Bet9ja gamblers

"the guy carry all of una handicap" 🤣

Anything less than 500k in my AZA
Am Broke!!!

When I begin to see my debit balance being around 5hundred and 40something k ...I start getting scared to spend money or annoyed when folks ask for alms.

Coming back to leave a comment as to what kind of risky job that is.


lemme quickly go consult with the gods.

There's one girl I used to know on 2go.
We had some nice little chats over time
And so we exchanged numbers
But we never got to meet up.

Fast forward to about 2yrs later, the girl's Whatsapp DP one day changed to a picture of her in a wedding gown.
I continued observing her DP pics for weeks and I discovered she actually got married not too long ago.

I wanted to carry out a test for a thesis...
So I called this Babe on phone, reintroduced myself and outrightly asked for her to come hook-up with me.

Truly, these Babes out there almost always combine marriage, work, etc with Hook-up


PS: while digging the puna, for my mind, I was like, "na person newly married wife be diswan o. chai".

Mynd44:
Why are most roads in Nigeria curved and not straight?

Why are most roads in Norway curved and not straight? Especially that of the Atlantic Ocean Road.

I stopped reading the tales when I got to ...through the help of Google we were able to take down the videos in the Dark Web.

I mean, WTF

These days...
Broad shoulders and fine abs no dey keep marriage together. Big gbola and fat bank account no dey sustain marriage. Pretty face and big yansh isn't even a prerequisite for an everlasting marriage.


now I wonder WHY I SHOULD GET MARRIED AND WHAT ACTUALLY KEEPS A MARRIAGE TOGETHER 🤔


may God help us all.

"The Stick"

A form of "spiritual" protection? Or what

kereman1:
U be simp ohhh, u dey reason girl mata, I no even reason the extra school fee ur mumsy go pay if u get extra year, for school if na my babe go cast me for exam hall, I deny her more, mtchewwwww, u dey use me play. My niggah all man for himself, rely on ur brother more than a b'tch in exam hall, cos a b'tch has multiple ways to bail herself.

Lmao

Bro, you really misunderstood the gist.
I no talk say me with "crush" sit 2geda nah.

See ehn
I Dated a coursemate till we graduate o
And during those times
Once we enter hall
Be it normal lecture
Or Exam time sef
e dey always be "all man for himself"

So no be you go tell me How Far

And next time, no bring person Mama or Papa enter talk whenever you're trying to make a point. Got it?

In my 200lvl, my crush & friend who was in 300lvl...whom could easily pass for a younger version of Adennu Ade...was writing her carryover exam with my set when a sheet of paper was found on me by an exam supervisor

I felt really awful 😞
Not cos I was caught
But cos she was right there in the hall.

And the worst of it all?
She & her friend were in the supervisor's office
When I went to plead my case.



Omó ehn
That day?
I felt the ground should just open
and swallow me up already

A good thing it wasn't discovered in the North.

Funny enough
She's one gurl in there I'll love to give head

Doings in my Alma Mater no be here o
AAU no be Beans!

DiamondPant:
500k cannot be high income oo, especially if you live in Lagos.
Rent, tp/fueling will finish the money.

You sell those?
Could u wear one n pay me a visit a night
Would like to acquire a dozen for some1
Love seeing a Lady in one of those

Kuwait dinar

see JennyClay & Siofra feminist elder sister been dey overjoyed for a minute say she dun catch Maga wey decide to settle for less 😂

I really like that of code number 22 because it is my very special concept .
Code number 23 made me burst laff sha

Could this process still serve for yahoo+ ni

...asking on behalf of the friend of a friend