Hold on...
Lemme think 🤔




"This life no balance".
I find this statement almost offensive.

Reason i sometimes reply to people with...
"Life balance. Na you wey no stand well".

With the Record-a_thon brouhaha that was taking up the cyber space in Nigeria, i was starting to believe that indeed Nigeria has the highest concentration of fools per square metre

Agency indirectly asking that more funds be assigned to them; for them to actually loot from.

Nothing else.

Just saw one of these not too long ago, around Emenike, while driving to Judiciary

I just couldn't stop looking at it in confusion.

...sometime around 9pm
She was seeing me off
We were walking along an expressway
Came across a mechanic workshop
Went over to sit on the bench there
To chitchat some more

Bad man started touching her soft legs
Until his hands went up to her panties
And ...voila. It happened.

Personally
I don't find it attractive
I don't find it disgusting

TinubuShet:

The thing be say I do not want to give her the phone sef cos this girl never post me once and she Dey post other Guys and her argument be say , good boyfriend scarce make her friend no come snatch me that’s y she Dey hide me , imagine

Dem dey use OP head dey play Ludo 🤣

As Nigerians no wan get sense
But quitting tribalism and adopting patriotism
If ₦aira like make e reach 1k per Dollar.


Na wetin Boys dey pray for be that sef

And so what?

If not his kinsmen, was anyone expecting BAT to surround himself with northerners or easterners?

All this single guys and married men here forming what i don't know make una getat


My advice for y'all is: if you are TRULY NOT into bedding another man's wife, then i see no reason why you should be in CONSTANT communication with another man's wife or be a VERY close friend to another man's wife.


"Do not give room for temptations".
"Flee from all forms of temptations".
"Evil communication corrupts good manners".


Let single folks start limiting the rate at which they give their time and attention to married folks and, alas, adultery just might start reducing amongst married folks.

Waist beads turns me on like kiloɗe

But i can't take a walk with a girl who's got a nose ring on; cos it would seem like am taking a stroll with a hooker

Lol. His accent gets me every time.

I remember back then in '08 when my soccer freaks sec. school buddies used to call him "Van Der Save"

turmacs:
alot of you here are mad

alot of you here have lost touch with your sense of humour due to frustration and all

OP

I understand say money fit no dey to take do POP. But atleast try put PVC.

If that outdated ceiling stays?
The room remains archaic no matter the other renovations and innovations you'll feel you've done.

I go try am on this fair, married, sweet_looking lady wey just dey give me hard-on anyhow for here these days

Adachizzy:
To avoid pant lines on dresses. Some people don’t like it. They’d rather wear this and put on tight.
There are g-strings that are better, not this one that’s like thread all through.

WHY would someone wear tight
and still wear pant inside

I so much hate that kinda dress sense

Dem dun use her take do the money wey she follow dey chop dey enjoy dey flex

Na so the street be this time

No joy.


Lyrics...from Corizo
¿Get rich or die trying
¿Go jail than die begging
¿Use ur Gf buy a Benz than die trekking

And the same people from this region, residing in Rivers State, keeps lambasting Wike that he didn't do well. That he didn't even do anything.

Even with all the quality roads
and flyovers Man is known for o

"I am Fatima Abbas-Hassan.
Reporting. NTA News"


I remember the name
But I can't remember the face.

That's the smart guy in Den of Thieves. Yeah?

Hurl insults at an elderly person.

Since 9am this morning to about 10minutes ago my phone has been on airplane mode bc of one married lady of 31 with 3kids wey I no want make she call me or visit me again.


Indeed most marriages these days have gone to the dogs.

Your r@pe story dun give us a hard on
Now we feel like r@ping you too

Bros

Na you go dey loose guard yourself by doing father_christmas for Girl wey no be your Babe and wey you never collect 10point from before.

O.Gees these days no dey go all those extent wey you go through to empress Babes these days again o

Even me sef before I go pay for Girl Uber/Bolt, take her out and spend the way you spend so, I go dun put am for the girl body, either directly or indirectly, say after the Raggea we go gats play the Blues.

No time to dey waste time on Barnies.
No time to impress any Barnie.

Dem no know how we take dey collect dis moni

Here in Rivers State with your B.Sc which places you at Grade 8, depending on the parastatal or ministry you're employed in, you're sure to earn around 154k to 172k as your Net payment.


I know not anywhere in Nigeria where a B.Sc holder earns UpTo 200k as Net payment in a Federal or State government establishment.
Gross payment? It's possible.