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But sha. Reason this way with me now. Seeing that there are actually lots of people pretending to be cripples in Nigeria in order to get alms, don't you think beating them one by one will fetch those fake ones out? Lol
In my crazy mood right now.
Okay imagine this. They are about beating a supposed cripple and when he can't take it anymore. He stands up and runs like Bolt. The soldiers go just confuse.
Hehehehehe

Nairalanddss send me your account details let me send you all the money you sent to them and double it.

firstking01:
There's nothing like she doesn't know who to chose, that's a big fat lie....she already knows who she loves amongst the two of you...force her to make her choice right away.

Nah. I don't want to force her like that. I remembered telling her before we started that i can cope with her and the other guy. I didn't mind at first but now it's unbearable. I want to give her time. When last i asked her, she told me I'm putting her in a situation she doesn't want to be in. I know she loves us both sha, seeing that the guy was her first love and disvirginer but me, I'm just me. I can make any girl fall in love, if she gives me a chance.

Someone please summarize. I have a feeling that after reading op's long epistle, I'll add a little stupiidity in my life. I'm just scared.

That guy up up up there is crazy
Imagine question : 'Are you reporting live? '
Na cnn abi channels ireport

Rukkydelta:
Guys is it all your female friends that you can date?

Of course not, but there's this one female friend that you just can't help but picture a future with her.

firstking01:
That's the problem, i can't stand the sight of another lycan of a guy ontop of a girl my heart pants after....i'm a jealous lover, an extreme one for that matter.

I'm kinda in a similar situation even. There's this girl i love so much but she was dating someone else. A guy she loved to the core and still do. I managed to put myself in her heart. Now after some months, I just told her that she has to choose one of us now cos i just couldn't keep thinking of the fact that she's banging another. She's in a dilemma right now, not knowing who to choose.

Berlynn:
honestly ders nothing bad having a male friend... I hv lotta male friends nd i am sure they aint even worried about me bin just a friend.... Its cool

That's what you girls say. Not knowing you're actually killing a guy that's finding it difficult to say his mind cos of fear of rejection.

firstking01:
So, in essence i should wait patiently and be watching another guy pound her while i'm there smiling sheepishly like a monkey that saw banana for the very first time huh

You'll still be banging Your own as well too na.
Even if na her friend

I really am no advocate for this friendzone of a thing But looking at the end of it all, the guy gets the cookie all to himself (maybe sha).
Very much logical.

But seriously, e make sense small sha o

I think the horses got slim due to recession

Mmm snowden
#whistleblower
We hackers are tracing you through Your ip now. No worry we go de your house before night fall

So when they build their biafrud country, these are the kind of people that will be seen there? If so, biafra is already heading for doom even before creation. A doom higher than that of Nigeria.

Make those pirates pray say Putin no come online for nairaland come see this news.
You'll know the reason why Obama, Merkel, the entire UN and others don't like stepping on his toes.

The shock i just had now on seeing #stillsingletho is so inexplicable. Even transformer shock no reach am
Chisos Kryst.

yarimo:
Op let me help you with Number 6. It can cured HIV and AIDS

Cure
#Grammar

I don't know what i want to tell this op.
Infact op, mail me. I want to sponsor your education for life till you get phd, hoping it'll help you later in life.

Looking at your dp and still wondering why an old looking woman like you will be asking such a question.
Is your facial outlook more matured than your age?

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That sentence in the last picture says it all.
Her cancer is 'under construction'.

Raxz:
I call it wisdom. he archived his aims

Achieved
#Grammar

I can't say anything here. I leave this thread in Jesus name Amen.

Really nice one op. I still very well remember the best sex i had. That was in 2014. I really shouldn't have broken up with that girl sha
Its been about 10 different girls since then and the one that came almost so close to that best performance was the one i had with my gf last year and she's a damn hell of a bj giver. I can't let this one go at all.

Lemme complete his statement
Audible : 'We've heard your cry loud and clear '
Inaudible : 'And we ain't gon do no shiit about it '

Lemme go and ask efcc one question. Brb.

Is it the age or the class that you judge her with?aint it possible that she's 17 in jss3 and the op is 20yrs in 400lvl?
Be open minded in your thinking.
Anyway op, you can start from now to groom her into what you'll want her to be in the future, that's if you think there can be a future with her. Robert Mugabe's age difference with his wifes' is 40yrs so don't downlook her.
For me i believe in catch them young cos the rate at which older girls are spoilt these days is just way above normal.

Whete the nudes na?

Make una help me tell the guy 'wehdone sir'

But wait lemme ask. Of what use will Osibanjo be as a president? I see another puppet in the making in him.

player007:
What's this one spewing? for your mind now you be badoo abi? Smh

Niggi i trained your trainer. Ask about me

Chisos of English. Wait...... I didn't say that right. Arggggh. That doctor has killed my grammar cell.