₦airaland Forum

gohzieh:
your case is a common case too. i have been in your shoes and in this case i was tony's friend. after i found out that he was serious with my friend i then tried to initiate a pass again to chop as usual but believe you me, the girl still came to me thinking if she doesnt give me a fair share i will let the cat outta the bag. after eating i still told my friend to be careful that the girl aint loyal.

my piece of advise.

Start a Convo with tony and tell him you actually dated his brother but it didnt work out between the 2 of you and you want him to know before he finds out for himself or you might be in the shoes of my inital story. it might be painful but he has to confront his bro to tell him that all was in the past and be ready to move on with you.

if he really loves you and you too are sincere about being faithful it will surely work out.

Niggi, you are a true legend.

If na jazz, that one strong pass that vampire guy own.
See boobzzz. And one girl go de find extra.

If Joan Rivers of Fashion Police was still alive to see this, i think this would have killed her for sure.
Looks so much like what a masquerade would wear.




RIP JOAN RIVERS.

If you know the definition of fuckiing, you'll know what you did wasn't fuckiing.

legalpanic:
Be polite with the Police, don't sound aggressive... Just tell them, I will write my statement once my lawyer is available. Don't exchange verbal altercations with them. Don't prove too much, just say am in shock and confusion; that you are not mentally stable to write your statement, that you need to talk to your lawyer.

Hmmmm op, i doubt if this one will work in naija o. It's easy for you to say.

Been fresh from the experience of last night, the feeling i had was
"Oh my.. ..lick the balls. The balls.. .yeah"

kimbra:
Who swallows cum?.

My girlfriend and others. Are you sure you're not the only girl that has turned down my swallowing offer?

Eya. I feel for the guy.
Meanwhile, i checked my status few days ago and twas negative after panshing about 7 diff girls without cd in the space of 3yrs. My main gf checked hers today and negative as well. I give up on cheating. No more.
Now 1 man 1 girl.
Or maybe sha, condom will never leave my pocket again.

Esty20:
this is the best post here today!proud of u dear!

thanks babe. I'm all blushed up right now.

Hmmm. The hustle for fp is more real than aids. Oya na seun tell your boys lala n co to answer this anti ipobian prayer.

Billyonaire:
I do not think human beings were designed to be with one sex partner all their lives. We the humans have made our lives more complicated. I think the moment that love wanes, people are supposed to move on. But parasitism wont let us move on, we call it love, when what it is, is actually insecurity.

Word

Congrats op. You were right when you said it was a heavenly feeling but ironically, the devil will be proud of you.

8:20
The real pov

Ayam not understanding
Where is the CNN?
Or does cnn now mean 'certified Nigerian nonentities'?

If davido is on nairaland, please help me tell him to go and charge his phone or nepa no de im area?

Then why bring it here if it's not confirmed. Mtchewwwe
Its same thing as saying i ate this morning, you don't know what I ate or where i ate but you feel i ate

Lalasticlala didn't do it. He was always caught drawing snakes.
Yes. His teacher told me.

I think forfeiture of the loot is still in the death sentence even. Efcc won't go to the family members and be like "hey sorry we'll have to kill this your relative cos he stole this money but in his will, he asked us to give all to you "
Now that will be hilarious won't it?

Mtchewww.she no even fine sef. That girl will be an mbeke in real life. See her lips you'll know.

AfroMighty:
The handler deserve and award

If the handler sees this your comment, he'll tell you that "There is no 'deserve and award' in this context"

One polo for boutique money

Keneking:
He is even engaged

You can see for Africa o. If your eye reach there, i wonder why you no see that pussy cat for near the guy leg.

The only nairaland article I've bookmarked ever. Worth it.

No. But why?

olopan:
don't think i need this their cheat is still firing for me all day long.

Bro yan me na. How the cheat de be?

I'd really like to marry a woman that gives head though but if this is what head can make a guy do, then please give me tail, i don't want head again.

I don't know if it's only in port Harcourt and benin city that that's considered as law-breaking cos road safety doesn't condone with conductors hanging on a vehicle. I've seen and heard of arrests made when that particular 'law' was broken. Some people in Benin where i schooled will attest to the fact that anytime Benin drivers see or have an info that the frsc are on the expressway, they'll tell their conductors to sit inside and close the door.
I remember some years ago while in Lagos when i took a bus to a particular location, the conductor loaded the bus and the seat that's normally meant for 4 people, he loaded 3 people and sat down in the seat close to the window and said the bus is filled, a woman asked him if they don't allow passengers seat in the 4th seat, he was like 'no o. You want lastma to hold this bus' so I'm kinda surprised that people in lag are saying that what that officer did isn't breaking of law. I stand to be corrected though.

Op you are wicked if you expect me to read that epistle.

ToriBlue:
I'm a woman!

Prove it. Show us some live tits in vid.

Mtchewww. Seun no get that kyn technology here sef

Op go and recharge your phone first before you come here to talk rubbish about the green guys. Maybe when we chase mtn out of Nigeria tomorrow you guys will start finding our green sims#irepglo

Osinbajo be like
"Abeg no be my hand this one de o. Make una ask my oga at the top"