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nice joke
NL peeps shud go thru alot of Poo in oda to avoid bypassing the word filter

my head dey hot- need some iice pls

bump!

preach on pastor Blacksta
wetin u do muki

where u dey muki? hope u dey kampe

Goodmorning my neighbours

^ thank God for chicken republic

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[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=496447.msg6567661#msg6567661 date=1281708108]RIGHT!!



peeps go tink say I don craze!!

Seun!! Pls, Pls. .  . Close off nland b/w the hours of 8am - 6pm else many of us go get sacked!![/quote]seconded

y me:
@ snthesis
Lmao that really gat me laffing thanks sweetie

u r welcome 4 d laffs-

and u2 Missy- while u r at it, tis almost dinner time, make sumtin sumptuous- i trust ur judgment

queen bee- the leader of the pack, the most popular, most wealthy, most conniving, and most convincing, xtrimely fruitful, , funny tin is all bees come from modest background but only a few are chosen to be queen

traffic! i hope there wont my any 2day- ystday ws horrible

y me:
ohhhhh i never knew that,damn i missed the rice and chicken
4 along with 19 of this month

add venue nw!

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=496367.msg6567465#msg6567465 date=1281706494]Oh. . .My. . .Gawd!!

So Blacksta & Hotwire are an item??

abeg e! make una parachute una Adam & Steve thing commot this thread now!![/quote]

blacksta:
shior


I use hotwire to supply my electricity - i dont do that kind thing - na woman i like and not steve

did sumbodi say denial

correction dis na jokes thread/section dat doesnt apply

we r still commenting on the joke and developing nu one sef - this is research and development
ehen! i hear say nepa cut your light
hw manage? hw come na nepa dey supply u for jand?

i've been chillin ,
queen bee- i like dat, shows attitude

u r absolutely correct- and dats wat i've been tellin him, but he see it as a challenge- d guy don kolo
on my advice he tried withdrawing but dat didnt work, now he wants to get her jealous and mad.

hw u dey- u've been missin, hope d bees didnt sting u

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=496367.msg6566906#msg6566906 date=1281701100]^^ nor be jealousy

Infact I score you 1/10

Reason: Discrimination againt Disabled People!! [/quote]c me c wahala - na pure water i dey sell jeje, wen d tin happen o !, d bus driva is totally @ fault

wit an appeal like urs tis impossible to change

he gave u gifts , u gav him ur body- equation balanced
but nw u ar finally happy wit sum1 else
so wats d big deal
its ur life- i suggest u live it happily- dump d sod, i bet there ar oda girls waiting in line to step in ur shoes.

^^am learning sumtin hia
assuming u like d guy but den he seems to get frustrated and decides to pull back, wat signals wud u give to make him interested again?

googles:
its not for kiddos like you

@post

its all abt the guy. if hez not comfortable with the situation of things he should take a walk wat is the point of being in something that makes

you uncomfortable. . . and going by the post her bad sides are more dan her good points so he berra walk instead of holding unto wat is not

jst wondering wud u b happy if sum1 gave up on u. i tot girls lov to b chased, in other to show hw much he truly cares.
at wat point is a guy to give up the chase?

[quote author=190. link=topic=496361.msg6566770#msg6566770 date=1281699886]i dont even understand this post sef~ [/quote]pele- i go look for decoder

no mind am - na jealousy dey do am!

[quote author=190. link=topic=496146.msg6562909#msg6562909 date=1281635591]^^
I dont know about the poster above me~
But all i know from my end is that i would never hurt her
i would never make her cry
i would never make her weep
I would never make her bite her fingers
i would be there for her for as long as she wants till she's tired of me
I promise 2 be there for her for ever, even if she punishes me i would stick with her
God thank u for bringing me 2 meet her she is the PERSON Just on top of me.[/quote]
omolola kip up d good work- 190 don dey change
c wat loff can do-[s]i wonder wat wud happen if it doesnt work out[/s]

^^^so u tink she is jst using him ?
or maybe my friend is not reading d signs properly

^^kai! i pity u o
na so life hard reach- na goat nyansh u dey clean

^^^na her popcorn i jst borrow- i'll return it back sumday

my hope of being a comedian is rekindled
tanxs babes- u r d bestest

Element G:
sorry no mind me, i be village boy now, na yesterday i land for 9ja from paris. No be my fault ooo

from paris u say- dat means u r sophisticated, perfumed water na im u nid
is it true in paris the guys ar so sophisticated dey suck n.ippl.es wit straw

ozaro:
Order, nid 10 bags.

10 bags of wat - ooh! u want to use d toilet, eyah i dont supply tissue.
but u sure say 10 bags of tissue paper go reach

o boy biz go move well well- 2 customers already.

but Element pure water is not tasty o!
Efe send me ur addy sharp sharp,one bag of pure water for u- u deserve it- u've being dry of late, u nid to get wet

nice joke- atleast i tink it is
efemena-quick question - hw come the number of your post/replies has constantly being on 18?

^^ make a comment on my post den- haba its not encouragin o!- i nearly wan resign from comedy, perhaps do sumtin serious like acting or selling pure water

the reason is obvious - so many single women in church cos dats their last resort,- lookin for a miracle-besides cos they believe guys dat go to church ar serious, responsible and ready to settle down-yeah right