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blacksta:
send him a hamper with a note attached saying " I am dumb but need to fix up"

how do i convince dis dude, dat he is dumb without offending him

y me:
all am gonna come with will be my sexy self
well prepared to make you feel alright after the dinner

cant wait Sugar, dats all i need-

Missy B:
All I need do is put suntin-suntin in the coffee and pancake he requested and BOOM!! Na Love-Nwantiti in the air.

ehen , dont bother with the pancake and coffee, prepare freshfish peppersoup and keep the gulder on ice

what a day- glad tis almost over, Gulder & fresh fish peppersoup hold on, am coming!

wats killing english

denzel2009:
How many profiles will you create before you are finally exterminated?

shez so pretty!
men! she messed up big time, hanging around the wrong ppl

mukina2:


na iice go make you for brain transplant

I went to mars and the broom left me behind, cuz i was arrested for beating up blacksta

abeg give blacksta ur doctor's number

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=8049.msg5013275#msg5013275 date=1259445106]Coca-Cola all the way!!!! [/quote][quote author=mama-gee link=topic=8049.msg6627736#msg6627736 date=1282604529][color=deeppink]Although Pepsi and Coke are both similar!

I prefer Pepsi to coke because it tastes better and has less gas.[/color][/quote]make up ur mind

me likes pepsi

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=451442.msg6627551#msg6627551 date=1282602440][color=deeppink]I really want to eat that. [/color]
[color=deeppink]This is so funny. . .wonder if he can do it.[/color][/quote]yes i can - d question is can u?

missy B- toast bread, pancakes and coffee plsssssssssssssssssssssss!

y me:
an hershey kiss for ya

nw u r makin me blush
dinner 4 two- i'd bring d wine, scented candles and a cd by Donnel Jones/Joe

missy B will cook and leave on second thots i think i prefer your cooking

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Thank you [/color]

U r welcome

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I love her.
I love him
My baby looks beautiful today with a boy's cut [/color]

iice is married with a daughter

mukina2:
ghtudksoaoalslspdpe[f[r[glrtgkr0r054-34-f

ws worid sic abt u and were u go all dis days

trying to convince myself fully

hilarious thread
"Chauvinistic" & "Pig" go hand in hand- dnt slight anyone for using dat.
@MOBO444 grammatical blunders- ar mostly intentional, its all part of his/her persona
190 needs serious help - or perhaps he is just exhibiting traits of a genius.
multiple personality disorder- an online forum-d best avenue to express different psyche's of himself
i hope u have a form of control sha- cos if tins begin to escalate, hmmmmmmmmm

i profile ppl accurately

d spark is all but gone -
cnt continue livin dis way
we sim 2b farther dan where we started
strangers dat neva became friends

u

sup loff?
hw ws Ur weekend

to go or not to go

thanks !
i know where the market is

go to this thread- it has all d advice (good and bad) u'll eva need
feel free to add beta ideas
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-411098.0.html

poster is for real!
i sent him an email, he replied, we concluded biz last week saturday, and i got myself a laptop skin.

femolahlah:
my wife read chemical engineering two years ago and presently running msc programme in process engineering, no job yet, any help?

wow! dats scary, am in a reverse situation, thinking of droppin my job for a second MSc, my first MSc ws in Chemical engineering but in Nigeria, d second one is going to b specialised from the University of Aberdeen, tin is i'd have to work and school, shud i take d plunge?

investment broker

D -Day

y me:
Gwad!!!!!
baby eat drink and come to bed. am gonna make you feel aiit
i saw the bday wishes in the forum games thread
i love that baby,thanks

u r totally hot baby- u r d best
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=451442.msg6609369#msg6609369 date=1282326796][color=deeppink]^^Go ahead drink your wine and eat your cake.

But don't forget to pay your bill. [/color][/quote]paid wit my heart

missy B - yam and eggstew for bfast plsssssssssss

googles:
my head or my heart

i suggest u follow ur nose

^^^kai! u wicked

okenwa:
@ poster
mine was more painful,it has thought me never to be TRUST WOMEN, i never cheated the women-race, but my HONESTY has being thrown to the dust.
we meet on fb, her name is NKIRU GLORIA OKEKE, she claims to be a virgin and a doctor at gwagwalada hospital. i creadited her account with 15k to enable her travel down to lagos. she has fake numbers, never called to thank me for the money, and later did not show up. i am a sincere person but met the wrong person.
NLs pls i don't want comments on this one, but just learn from it and to forgive

Eyah- and wen d guy turns bad- u girls wud always wonder y.

private initiative yes
monopoly no!

A-Abimbola
D-Da
R-Rocha
A-Afodu
O- Omololu
twas my primary school

Missy B:
Y me,
From me, to You. Only collect it on the  _____ of August.

https://www.chinaflowergift.com/cake/23.jpg

https://www.chinaflowergift.com/birthday/6607020.jpg

https://www.mycustomwine.com/catalog/images/products/HBTY.jpg

https://www.giftbasketsbyconny.com/members/788832/uploaded/Birthday_Gift_Basket_SP312.jpg

No one must touch or open these gifts except Y me & Snthesis, take note.

finally i can pop d wine and eat some cake - i hope its sponge cake - tanx Missy B
Happy Birthday Y me.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]

Muki is in Jupiter[/color]

rili- i hed d weda tis quite nice @dis time of d yr

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=457811.msg6605091#msg6605091 date=1282286135]so many new responsibilities to assume.
god i wanna be a care-free kid again  [/quote]i wishs were horses , 


2day is friday- y am i not elated?
yea-monday is in 2day's time

So you are finally fifty;
Happy birthday on the big Five-Oh.


Hey, birthday love, I think of you
On days both dark and sunny.
You bring me joy in every thought,
My precious, loving honey!
Happy birthday y me, here’s a french Kiss!