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height of bored - responding to dis very daft thread

@SALADy jst playin wit U
but from ur response- i.e u didnt insult my head off like som peeps i'll pleasantly ignore'
i assume u r genuinely niice
dats a comforting feelin- knwin am not d only niice person on earth

Onchedu:
That myt work well with a girl that is already Hot or close enuf to it.
girls generally think sex is all we think about so she's expecting U to go there. Girls are hardly ever impressed when a guy is predictible and typical. U want to play with words but weave in and out here and there till U do turn her on (if that's your aim). Of course U myt want to know what her values concerning sex are cos in the long run as much as she myt enjy the high from getting turned on by what U say, when she's sober and her conscience comes knocking she myt just see U as a negative part of her life and a smoother guy, when he comes along will steal your babe.

i tink u r missing the point of dat question;
as simple as it sounds it kinda trick question and the response you get from the chic, determines how u play ur cards
simple scenario
if her response is like
- wat do u take me for? loosely translated it means am cheap but u hav to work harder
silence/ loosely translated- u messed up bigtime; u can quickly save face by saying- "i was hoping we wud go swimming sumtime"

SA Goddess:
Nah, you guys read too much into what I said, you are wrong, I am a thick girl myself!

thick as in hard/not soft/dense,slow witted

pls explain o!

mukina is a guy

MOBO444:
Dear L .D, am I right with your initials, I think I fit the profile of what you are looking for (what a coincidence), also I could use this way to apologise to you for the fake exposure (fake investigation) the last time, sorry about that, I have a lot to offer you anyway, I am presently doing my Masters and good looking and also from the South in Nigeria (you look like a nice sister anyway), let give it a trial and see how things work out (you and me).
Add me on face book odionisemua@yahoo.com

since wen did odionisemua become a southkorean name-

Omo Alata:
Who is Wande Coal? Never heard of him before seeing this thread

go and sell ur peppers for market jor

Congratulations! Bruv,

- put some Gulder on ice.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]
I've taken the world and more alone ooo. . .i'm an old hand @ it [/color]

U knw urself best

@post
schooling and working-in a nu environ can i cope?

If you love some1 let go. If dsum1 comes back to you, tis desperate.

she said she's cuummminng jan (which one by d way-next yr or wen)-we r in july and u dey scatter ur brain already

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Why shouldn't i be? [/color]

if u say so- but eva wonder y completion has do wit pairing-
u cant take on dis world alone, cos wen u r down u nid to knw there's sum1 waiting to lift U

hopelessly bored

play on words- ask if she wud like to get wet

Girl846:
@ poster,
you deserve what ever you get for cheating on your wife and you even have children.
Cheating is cheating whether your wife is on the moon or not!
You are not any better than these so-called 'money hungry' Nigerian ladies. You should be ashamed of yourself!

I am really tired of men. I am losing hope. Doesnt anyone have dignity, a conscience, sense of shame or even fear of God?!

I tot i hed me name

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I'm in Bon Temps And no one knows anything about me except me twinnies [/color]

ar u ok wit dat? not lettin any one in

lesson learnt: dont sleep naked with a chic (dat aint ur wifey) after sex- xcept u r over 12"

how are ye me beauty
wha' time be it o'er where ye be
ye b on me mind lassie

pirate

k!
were u @,

i knw nada abt U- wud like to

havin breakfast

Missy B:
Sad! 

was it sumtin i typed?-pele, biko,
cheer up Missy!B_happy

Hiice
Missed U-wat happened no shw ystday- was kinda worid

thank you teasCHeR- i will not wrong u again

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Awww yea i did tx. . .about 2 eat anoda sumtin now

& u? [/color]

awwww! tanx i didnt knw u cared- yeaah i did!

@OP
exercise is rili great 4d body/mind- i feel so good rite now

she f*cK*n Hates Me- puddle of mud

Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued

In a trap, trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She fu**cking hates me
trust
she fucking hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
after that shit got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

In a trap, trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

[Chorus]

that's my story, as you see
learned my lesson and so did she
now it's over and I'm glad
'cause I'm an olodo for all I've said

[Chorus]

la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
and she tore my feelings like I had none
she f**cking hates me

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrroooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]U dis silly man sef. . .comot! [/color]

comot from where ur heart
did u finally get sumtin to eat?

Missy B:
I said ''When You wrong someone . . . '',

omg not again ! haba ! spare us all dis bomblast na! server go crash o !

in my original post- i tink i sed pardon my pedantic's but the appropriate word wud be "offend" i.e replace wrong wit offend, thats all baby!
take it easy na is it PMS blues? - tisnt evryone dat learnt english d way u did- d garagemissy b way .

hbabe:
It is better to let her know the truth before you get yoked together.

true word
a word for the ladies- not all dat glitters is gold-i wonder d number of women dat got themselves unwittingly committed into occultic relationships just cos d guy dey splash kishi- and was living large

Missy B:
I'm good! You aiight?

It's a bit sad that the other thread was locked. That Synthesis dude should thank Jaybee.

jaybee spared us from your missiles

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^Bro, we r in d same shoes mehn. . .lolz[/color]

bro- like ar we related
shoes- like u fit wear size 100