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this one is my dad's recipe
cracker biscuit mashed in sardine plus baked beans,
it sounds horrible but trust me it used to be a treat.

Romanus dey kampe!

A fat woman requires two okada's one for each arse

tbaba83:
poster all this guys are wolves in sheep clothing including me. plus d men giving u advice.

see dis cableburner!

[quote author=T@meD0 link=topic=386852.msg5380557#msg5380557 date=1264398791]ol' boy, i understand say all ya hormones dey jump up and down until u get laid.

sha, i hope u do realize say na minor u wan try lay o. just thought u might want to know sha. sofry sofry o!


@OP, as silly as your topic might appear, it is in fact true.

the saddest part be say the kind emotion wey dem go come invest for the whole thing sef dey very scary. [/quote]true talk, i have one currently hooking me, and i all i ever did was to be nice to her.

freecocoa number 1 contender, ebonyeyes seems too sexist

sexybabes:
Wt does that mean?

it means i cant help it if we make love am only human, secondly riding the storm entails not breaking up with her verbally, but hopefully when i travel d distance will kill her obsession and hopefully she moves on wit her life.

^^gbam!
I am only but flesh and blood, "if u scratch me i'll bleed". I have decided to ride d storm, i pray time and distance do d honors

^^gbam!
I am only but flesh and blood, "if u scratch me i'll bleed". I have decided to ride d storm, i pray time and distance do d honors

Ebonyeyes makes sense in her post on doubt, b careful wat u wish 4 cos not all dat glitters is gold, but i bet na fire u wan fire

Take heart dear, i know d loss might seem insurmountable right now ('ve been there too) but not to worry "time heals" however u do need sum1 to talk to/ a shoulder to lean on - talk to your friend dont bottle tins up.

Got to d hospital, she's lookin lean & lost, she manages a wry smile wen she sees me, she fainted at work she said she couldnt eat,felt a part of her had gone, i just dropped her home wit a promise dat i'll b dere 4her

Thanks lets c how 2moro goes.

I stopped pickin her calls & replyin her texts wen i started dis thread, only to get a msg 2nite dats she's in d hospital and needs me,

@posts
i guess any girl dat agrees wit d post is either 16-21 (under parents influence) or 29 -45 (in need of parents influence)

@poster
wen ur 1st & last prayer point is God pls give me a man to call my own.

If dentist(d professionals in mouth affairs) dont kiss, i guess we shud all stop kissing.

Look 4me

@posts
i guess i can safely conclude dat love is like soup, once cooked (disvirgined) has to be preserved (constant sex) else it wud spoil (end).
Men! I too deep.

@ben-10
thanks, sum1 finali makes sense

"a fool proposes in his heart that there is no God"
so to all u fools out there, if u can answer this simple questions, then u can question God - how did u come into being? was it your making/choice? else shut d Bleep up!

"the kingdom of God suffereth violence only the violent taketh it over"

@topic
i jam one scenario like dat for church- she was right in front of me, unfortunately for me, i attend a pentecostal one so we do enuf standups and sitdowns, each sitdown ws terrible for me cos i just dey c d crack of her arse, i couldnt pray thru dat service how to get her digits was all i cud think of.

pinky lady:
uhm, in her mind she has found a man of her dreams,

but you are wicked .

why do u have to lead her on and on until this moment? you said it urself dat she just got out of heartbreak

i bet if u had told her earlier on the pain would have been less for her to bear.

i feel sorry for her really

i know it sounds wicked but u need to understand i had plans b4 i met her, and it wud be evil if i tell her to wait 4me (3yrs), wen anytin cud happen.

as a proper Edo man - nothing beats my pounded yam with correct ogbono soup.

as a proper Edo man - nothing beats my pounded yam with correct ogbono soup.

seedord247:
what about ERUKU OSHODI?

toataly cracked up wen i read dis post. milo all d way- wu no like beta tin. wis like comparing BENZ to KIA.