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[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Can someone teach me how to make yam porridge? [/quote]1stly, u withdraw money from the ATM,
Next u look for a chic to cook 4 u,, it works for me all d time

no food

actually jst doing a beta test on NL-
NL passed- not all info is pushed to front page

- Nice one Mods

yuzedo: LMFAO!!! Snthesis quickly rush dispense news wey him no even understand!
You dey find FRONT PAGE abi?!
Snthesis my nigga!!

7th to comment

Breaking News!!!! The former vice President of Ghana is dead

[quote author=Missy_B]You 2 wan start again?


Who's hungry? [/quote]me, me ,me
i want yam porridge with fish- ehm too early for beer so i'll have a glass of white wine

adventisty: OP!Would you faithfully do all this?

me, me, me

summarize abeg

[quote author=Missy_B]My lovely kitchen!

Welcome back, sugar. How do you do? [/quote]i am aiite, and u?
tis been awhile, missed ur cooking

OAM4J: What is cooking Sweetie?

dis guy, wont u give up, Missy is taken

NoContract: Thats a red flag for you to know everything was rigged. How did she won? With what criteria?

guy, 4 ur inglish u deserv to wonning it

Any chic i meet in d lecture room is classy

What genre of videos.? Hw com u were able to count,, seems u were enjoyin urself

Honey
i'm home
watz cookin

BUSH MAN: drink heineken

drink Guinness stout!!!
two bottles a-day
keeps malaria a-way

chochoman: But he just dissed Davido na,wetin concern d nanananana crooner na?

hmmmm!!!!!d battle line is drawn

iice
i really miss U

ACM10: It's funny that no one tried to know if the OP has been taking fake medications. Fake drugs is a serious problem in Nigeria!!! You can hardly buy a reliable drug in most pharmacy shops in Nigeria. I will also advise the OP to change medication and use drugs from trusted brand names. Though it will be expensive. But you don't joke with life.

hw is d OP sup to knw he's been taking fake meds

kulyie: I was d chief brides maid for my cousins wedding,jeez,she brot a tube gown dat i shud wear,i told her d tin wasnt my size,it squuezed my br..eas..t n my tummy so much dat i wasnt comfortable on friday,she now said i shud manage it den afta d wedding i wud adjust it,i said neva,somtin am nt comfortable i shud endure,when d make up artist came,i was nowhere to b found because av gone to d tailors shop to ammend d gown unfortunatly for d tailor n nt me,she messed up d gown,she said sorry,but @ dis point,her sorry didnt mean anytin to me,i went back home n told iyawo dat am nt doin chief brides maid again o,she shud look for anoda person,infact i said it in d presence of her mom,she said y,i said d tailor has spoilt d gown,d mom tot i was jokin n she was like shewa u like expensive jokes,abeg shift joor,i said it wil suprise u when i wear aso ebi tomoro n i dnt wear d tube gown n walked away,dat was wen iyawo knew i was serious,she now drew me back n begged me because there was no one in d family dat cud do chief brides maid,quickly on friday evening,iyawos friends took me to a bridal shop n contributed money to buy anoda gown dat i was perfect in,afta d wedding,iyawos body cooled down,she was now telin me d g.strings she bought wasnt enof,she needs all dis kind of sexy teaser outfits all dis strip gals wear n i first teased her by sayin i wont buy it because its nt useful in her marriage,she shud b telin me to buy bubu,iro n buba,oja etc instead of all dose outfits ashewos wear,anyway i got dem for her,nt too long afta her marriage,i got a job in anoda state different from where dey live n d only way we talk is tru d fone.shes got a kid now

trouble maker

- eat out, dnt have a kitchen in ur house

whats d point of this debate
the question shud be did the invention/machine run on pee, if yes then the girls need to be applauded, shikena!!!

Ishilove: Omo see advertisement.

Oya ladies what are u waiting for?

u don call am shey

cos i sent a wack text

franchizy: For a student to spend 4 or 5 yrs in school and graduate wit 3rd class or pass, its obvious dat he or she is a lazy and dull student. Tufiakwa

daft comment!!!!
pls note most successful entrepreneurs are the so called "3rd class or pass" graduates while the 1st class become lecturers or paid employment- what drives you determine d success u achieve in life

yuzedo: I started reading this, I was gonna troll the thread, or say sumn like "I'm reading but I didn't get a 3rd class, does that make me disobedient".. Then I realised the article had substance, not the normal corny crap inapplicable in everyday life. A rich, relevant body of work?? impossible! And then the author was revealed.

I'm proud to know Naomi Lucas personally! Fantastic lady..! I strongly recommend her GraduatePro initiative. And say, Mark her name, she is the Future of Nigeria I tellya! Bless your heart Miss..

Hi! so u knw Naomi personally, does she cookz and cleainz, does she have big Nyanshes- pls answrin i want to marry hers

[quote author=Royal Roy]@OP......your thread is a reflection of who you are! As you have judged that family by what u see while taking your early morning walk-outs and mere rumors from the salon, then u wl be judged too. HERE IS MY JUDGEMENT of you too!!!!

1. You seem to be someone who is selfish and a bit tight fisted. You expect a man to produce every dime that u wl need while you keep ur own money to urself!

2. When ur man looses his job, its obvious after a month of switching roles, you will nag and disrespect ur man till he starts beating you or leaves the house for you!

3. You don't mind ur business! If the woman had told u her husband is a contractor, and u insist u never saw him get any contract in 5yrs, what job do u do really? For u to have time to monitor someone else "business" for all this while?

4. I believe you will only marry a "wealthy" man who will provide all ur needs and you don't lift ur finger to do anything....since HE IS THE MAN.

thanx

freecocoa: How many men she's been with in the past doesn't count as important to me

y am i not surprised

a professional engineer in Nigeria is entiltled to affix "Engr" before his name. so its not wrong- get ur facts right.

^^^ok

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]and how many passages have u gone thru?[/quote]jst less than 30,