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orbaxy:
Last time i was in Abia, I saw the Gov'nor with his convoy of Police, Bakassi, Soldiers, Armoured tanks and jet fighters.
I parked my ride and took cover.

**psychological terrorism***

chei!!!!

zstranger:
OP:

I think you have a bad case of halitosis and BO. That is the problem.

I am sure.

BTW, have you thought of swinging the other way? Maybe su/cking boo/obi/ees and 69-ing 'bimbos' isnt part of your destiny, as written by God and modified by your enemies me.

And you know what they say about destiny? You cannot change it. Embrace it and move on with your life. Some people have it worse. You dont believe me? Ask Tpiah. She is 58, 59 in two months, and she has never seen a dyyyck in her entire life (half of which she spent as a witch before embracing 'Suegbe Union'), besides her father's. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

If you are bent on experiencing what poo/ssi/e tastes like, well, all I can say is that its not all that it is cracked up to be. I would know. I have phocked/sucked/fin-g-e-r-e-d/sniffed/eaten/fisted all sorts of punnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy from every race and ethnicity imaginable on our planet, even aborigines, I have shagged them all.

They are all the same; they all stink ballz. They all loose their elasticity, sooner or later. And the bo/oo/bi/es obey gravity, all of them.

I am not saying all these to be boastful or impress it upon your s-e-x-l-e-s-s life that I am superior (actually I am) to you or that I have better life than you because I live with White people in London or that I get lucky with exotic punnies/es more often than you will ever have access to in your wretched life or that I want you to feel bad about yourself or think I am specially made or that I used XXXXL condom or that my girls moan and scream like mad when I am phocking them or that I have high sex drive and can last 72 hrs continuous non-stop , because, honestly, between you and me, I am that incredible and awesome. I am saying that with all modicum of humility I can muster, with great sensitivity to your feelings and crushed ego of course.


The point of this post is just to help you put things in perspective; that, as bad as it may look, for you, YOU STILL HAVE OPTIONS. Take heart, you still have it better than some people.

hilarious

[quote author=won-90 link=topic=599076.msg8535743#msg8535743 date=1308307232][color=deeppink]Mukina 48hrs was up 24hrs ago!!

Release my ID and take this one [/color][/quote] banned again - ar u like trying to set a record or wat

buy her shingum and she go release u - sharp sharp

kishi

Winnerslfc:
The writer of that post is mature in thinking unlike folks who will just come here and write things like i dey laugh, lol and other rubbish. I quite agree with you.

idey laugh
lol
lwkmd

enyojo:
[size=12pt]Mrs Chima, your gutts piss me off!
I use 'Yes My lord' for my own husband!

i like that hmm- Lord Snthesis
spiked, from henceforth, start addressing me as such

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=690575.msg8521283#msg8521283 date=1308119875]Common Indomie they can't cook well.[/quote]seconded
all dey sabi do na post google picture esp missy

op don suffer- men!! c yabis

mukina2:

wats funi

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh,

'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than the a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her
composure.

'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'

, 'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room, =))=))

alot

lol

pammy dey cos blackouts
brb

lol

hw many tymes will i tell u stop brushing ur mouth wit palmy

hmmm!!!

lets talk

hw ws ur weekend?

hiice- i know u ar dia, i can c U

hey MUKinses

it depends on the individuals involved- for me definitely NO!!! i enjoy d action too much

[quote author=p_kasso link=topic=599076.msg8509581#msg8509581 date=1307962327]Attention ! Nairalanders
You are cordially invited to the nuptial union of two lovebirds as the charismatic @p_kasso weds the eccentric but delectable@p_kasso
Date:17th June 2011
Time:17:00 GMT
'Bestmen' - OAM4J,Koolchicco
Bridesmaids - Mukina2,Ikamefa
[/quote]dats beta

no more drinking on sundays

brb

dat makes it tithe number 4

dangote dey my house as we speak- inside my fridge
Gates- we have three front at the back and upstairs
Buffet- we have one once in awhile, i dey watch my weight

next question

you are a step ahead o - so u hav been officially recognized, chei!! see levels

"oyel" na small tin, for you, it can be "leyo" sef

luv is wen u luv sum1

my signon fees na Muki

it takes one to knw one, Ladyee president i hail

i'm not making a joke out of it o

if wat you say is the real interpretation of tithing- then there is no point doing only one part out of three, cos we would still be robbing God according to d Malachai verse

OAM4J hire me- i"m a very bad lawyer

just follow her directions
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