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3hrs @ a party, I hvnt xchanged numbers, dis rform progm dey work o

A Cardiologist's Funeral A very prestigious cardiologist died an was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked 4 most of his life, A huge HEART , covered with flowers stood behind the casket during the service, all doctors from the hospital sat in awe! Following the eulogy the heart opened and the casket rolled inside the heart and closed sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point one of the mourners just burst into laughter when all eyes stared at him he said I'm sorry I was just thinking of my own funeral, I'm a Gynaecologist!!

Nigerian man goes on blind date, picks up his date in a Hummer, to which d girl comments, this car is BIG!!!! Ah my sister, everyting in nigeria is Big!!!! Get to grand restaurant for dinner, to which she says mmm this place is huge, he replies,"I already told u my sister, everyting in nigeria is big!!! Later they head to his mansion, wow she says your house is massive!!! I already told u everyting in nigeria is big!!! They got into pre-intimacy, when she comments mmm your thing is gigantic!!! He chuckles n says ahhh my sister I already told u everyting in nigeria is big, as he enters her, he pauses for a moment, mmm my sister u for tell me say u b nigerian

boredom jst hit a new low- help needed, abeg projects come ooooooooooooooooooooo

see berra soap opera

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A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realised that all his hats were gone. He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The hat seller sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to his mind. He took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back. Fifty years later, his grandson, Studio, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor. He woke up and realised that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grandfather's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather' s idea, Studio threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats. Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said: IDIOTA ! U think say na only u get grand papa !

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Truth to be told, i dont like iice and oam4j and snthesis

i thot u were my best fwend

hmmm

where d ninja?

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=451442.msg8571561#msg8571561 date=1308777686]Look who we have here! [/quote]ur Darling

i am starving- wats cooking

a miniumum of 10yrs and max of 50years

Emperoh:
Fashola is working; Tinubu is chopping ?

Gbam!!!

dis other movie sucker punch ws great, - with the ninjas, aliens, jst like samurai jack

and the racist plot was wack- why is it always a black dude that ends up dying.
but i liked the twist on xavier's spinal injury- makes alot of sense

pirates? hv u seen it?

AjanleKoko:
Maybe most Naijas in Limey are fans of Nelly Furtado

lol


small wonder you can always tell the difference btw sum1 that jst got back from yankee and jand.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Nna na wah. . .i wonder wetin dem go talk about my own ear piercings and body jewelry [/color]

me likey

^ engagement ring is crap

hv u seen xmen, did u like it?
btw hangover 2 sucks, same plot as part1, bloody ripoff

do we actually require a DNA to prove the validity of the births??

haba!! last time i checked, pregnant women deliver in maternity wards or hospital, worst case scenario might be at home alone (of which her neigbour will be aware)- in other words you cant give birth to a child without @least 1person knowing, all the police had to do was ask for the date of births and cross examine her statements. na wa o!!!, Policemen should be watching CSI

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Snthesis is my only prince charming. I no get access code for that kind things.[/color]

aww!!! U shudnt have

wen is it premiering

i almost forgot hw sad u make me feel
tanx for d memories

kandiikane:
Im not going to "ttyl" because you beat around the bush too much.

so u have bush , have u considered shaving, i can help u knw-yea i'm dat nice

crap- just buy a wedding ring

yippie!! i am a MAN

gats to go, ttyl

hmmm!!

hw old are you- are you of legal age- show me your particulars- dnt want to get arrested