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Guy man!!! See his baggy jeans

Good news, Arik will stop using us to play ping pong!

Since i was a toddler till now that i have big belle and 'bia bia' na so i dey read about bills with big big English words in Nigeria but yet the common man still doesnt have access to "basic" social amenities. We nor wan dey hear big big grammar, we wan dey "see" development!!

Lmao! I thought i was the only one that gets frustrated with all these mtn texts, person go load 1,500 them go dey promise you 2016 benz ML That is how they deceived their father with "treasure hunt", i had over 10k points yet common biro i nor win!!!

Nepa cut your light? What is with all the "light" and "darkness"? 'Reconnection fee' is only #2,000 naira nah!!

Ps-The average Nigerian girl doesnt want all this Shakespearen' grammar, they want 'action' like taking her to slot, shopping and going to collect list from her father

Kai!! Ikorodu again!!! Is that area no longer part of Lagos state because it has degenerated to something else and beginning to look like its beyond the control of the Lagos state government. RIP pretty lady!!!

What is happening? This is the height of negligence and irresponsibility of any government, the welfare of the military should be top priority of the government, what is happening to all the security allocation? This issue should be resolved very very fast before it degenerates to chaos........

where is the smoke?

I will continue to shout it, there is nothing like "jungle justice", its outright "murder"!!!!

This girl doesnt eat? I cant stand girls like this, how do they cuddle?

"Its not easy being drunk all the time, everyone will do it if it was........"

My people say "if person stay too long 4 toilet, nah different types of flies go dey perch on am"

Chai!!! "Woman matter"!!

pocohantas:
Yes, they do.
Most collect it there not to embarrass the guy, then return it later.

Interesting! Ever done this before?

Chai!! Ironically ladies like this end up with men that treat them like garbage.....

Lmao!! Oga still dey calculate expenses and stress that he went through, am sure that is what is killing the mood.

Ps-Work on yourself, loose all that babyfat, wear bumshorts, seduce that man jare!!! If all nor work, RAPE HIM!!! Nah ur husband

Do women ever say "No" to proposals?

Nigerian ladies dont wear "normal" clothes anymore? What is with all them costumes and all of them looking like the came to audition for the new "Wizard of Oz" stage play??

Didnt know Father Mbaka sef nah 'guy man" ooo! See as he baff up like who wan drop single

"Super star actress"? "Best dressed"? I hope she is paying you for this hyperbolic hype

This story doesnt add up at all!! Which 'rapist' walks into a room and annouces that he wants to bleep and still allows you to go "put on the light" No weapon? Nothing....

Na wa ooooo!! Person nor even know what is "real" again......

Why does Saraki always have that "evil", "am up to no good", "hateful" look on his face whenever he is papped with Buhari?

"Who stole the meat from the cooking pot".......... I dont gerrit' was the father trying to exhume the already eaten fish from their stomachs?

Am disappointed!!! Once upon a time, Nigerians were smarter than this, i dont know whether to blame it on recession, desperation or spiritual manipulation because i still dont know how an old Russian criminal will just gather over "3 million" Nigerians and be using their heads to play 'ping-pong'

"launch"? A whole CEO?

If one person dies in an accident, does that mean we should all stop driving? Fireworks is an old tradition worldwide that makes the festive period exciting, its only dangerous when you ignore the safety precautions, so all you members of #teambanfireworks should like for important things to complain about......

Smh! They never learn.........

If you want to try this type of stunt at my wedding, just be ready to balance me half of the hall and catering money!!