₦airaland Forum

Damnnn!!! What is going on in Ikorodu? Is it not part of Lagos? Is Lagos state government not aware of this menace or is the Lagos state government only concerened about high class areas? Even people like us that dont stay in Lagos are aware of how deadly Ikorodu has become lately so the government cannot feign ignorance........

Impressive!

mindful01:
can we date?

Bros nor vex say i put mouth ooo but this your pattern dey work? The way you just ask gbaga!! Me sef nah womanizer/bad guy once upon a time but you shock me!! And i sure say the babe sef go shock!!

To the babe in question, if not for any other reason, you gotta give this brother a chance for his "straightforward" approach

As i dey read the part way person use my almost three months salary buy "1 jacket" nah him my oga call me to come review 1 file, to scatter computer for hin head just dey hungry me



Ps-So we have "Nigerian dollars"

It seems the VP is telling Dangote "Haba Alhaji you have reached here now now! Have mercy on Nigeria nah, you just want to chop everywhere"

So a whole "big boy" like Malive sef dey fool himself

I guess we can say Ikorodu is "allegedly" the cult Headquarter of Nigeria, if not Africa

Bunch of hypocrites!!! As if they dont benefit and one way or the other encourage it, we all know more than 50% of the money is in their country and they know it too!

Good news for NURTW! Old things must pass away for new things to emerge

..........and you guys think the Fulanis will take this sitting down? I reckon the right thing to do is seize the cows and have them pay a fine to bail it. Catching and slaughtering will just make the enforcers go way beyond their mandate and create bad blood and probably bloodshed!

Everybody nah 'thief', who dem catch nah him be "barawo"! If you have proof you can petition @ EFCC, its free!

Hahahahaha! Sorry i had to laugh at "met the guy at the bus stop" and two weeks later my guy don lick the tom tom ! Lmao @ "he must marry me"! It will make a cool dinner time story on "how i met your mother"

Yipeee!!! Nestle better hit #1,500 so boys can smile this December . Make this "innit" boys nor come intimidate their papa

Obaino for President "2023"

Am all for the "anti-corruption" crusade but they should apply "wisdom" in this case!! Yes we all know MTN nah thief but they are also a "massive" employer of "Labour" ooo, at this point in time, we cannot afford to loose 'Mtn jobs' ooooo!!

prela:
see how many likes you got for this comment......talk about guys on nairaland having double standards. I remember that any post that has something to do with women's weight, they are quick to say "women can eat for Africa" "there is no excuse for being fat" "there is nothing like I have the tendency to be fat or we are all fat in my family " "women Are lazy and don't exercise" but now that it has to do with them they agree........continuu

I see you are one of the "Equal Rights" crusaders

Omuti 1 of Portharcourt!

I can bet my last crate of gulder that the ladies that will give "positive" replies on this thread will be ladies above "30"

...........and you expect these guys not to go beyond their mandate?? I dont reckon it will end well.......

Her boobs way fit give person stroke

Its obvious the rod was spared in his case that is why he fears no one, there is hardly any young man that didnt do or wont do some if not all the things your brother is doing, boys will be boys but the fear of our parents gave us that voice of reasoning in our head and told us where to draw the line. Its obvious your brother doesnt have that voice of reason or fear of parents so what he needs now is "Iron hand". I have a 17years old cousin that developed similar behaviour about two years ago, after i gave him the "baracuda" treatment he became as calm as an altar boy. The "baracuda" treatment is simply reconfiguring his mindset with "better" beating and training, if you have any friend or family in the military you can consult them, dont just relocate him or else you will just be giving him the freedom he so much desires.........

Ps- I know a lot of people will give you the "church advice" but even the bible says "If the foundation is faulty...........", your brother doesnt have a spiritual problem, he has a discipline problem......

No wonder i never hear say any "happening" person do hin wedding for MFM!

Road trip" ti takeover

See as she fresh like Tantalizers egg roll OP "21th"?? Seriously??

...............coming from a "young" man that looks like an African gypsy/Jamaican junkie How can "old people" take you seriously looking like that?

Wow!! Abeg where all these type of girls dey hide? "The ones way don retire from runs "completely " ooooo

Hahahaha! World people!!! See as una wan put my guy for trouble!!! Somebody cannot just like what they see again?

Why dem nor go record profit when them get Weird charges like

1) Card maintenance charge

2) Account maintenance charge

3) You will do Etopup once and they will charge you "three times

dasparrow:
That a country does not require you to obtain a tourist visa to come into their country does not mean you can travel there and just remain. We don't live in a border less world. Those countries still require that one has a permanent residency permit to enable one to live and work there legally. If it were that easy to migrate to another country legally, trust me, Nigeria would have been more than half empty by now. Most of us have benefited nothing being a citizen of this country other than hardship and more hardship.

Welcome sir!! Chief Immigration Officer Worldwide!!

mrsfavour:
He Will Be Better Than U When U Get To His Age. <that Is If U Will>.

Read what you wrote again very slowly, if you want to throw a jab, at least be kind enough to compose it well. You cannot be insulting me and giving me headache at the same time, are you Hitler?

IghoCentric:
After u don display finish you now find out say na fake currencies fall for your lap wetin u go do

Chai!!! Ha!!! Na original Gobe be that oooo!!!

See bread!!! If this kain money fall on my lap now now, i will just wait till my meeting this afternoon and when my oga starts speaking big grammar i will just jump on the table and start dancing "alingo", then switch to moonwalk, spank my MD on her big ass and walk out the office like a boss to my "early retirement"!