₦airaland Forum

Hahahahaha! If she is serious about this statement, it means her church will be "broke" . How does she expect to even enforce this law or will the attach a mini questionaire to tithe cards----"Pls state the source of this tithe and how it was gotten"??

To be fair his logic may sound weird but he has a point, maybe they are "religious" people that believe in a place of "maximum enjoyment" after death so he decided to send them there instead of them suffering here

crislyn:
this got me laughing so hard.

Just because you have white teeth you will just be laughing anyhow?

1 and 2 please find the nearest exit!! No 3 please report to the "dance floor"

Cant this girl/woman ever dress "normal"? Its either she is dressed like a modern day shrine attendant, a NASA mannequin or something from an Amazon documentary on discovery

What is Cdq?

I still dont know how other guys love small boobs ! Me soberdrunk!!! I am addicted to boobs!! If it cannot cover my "face" then it is not up to my "taste"

He looks better already just from inhaling UK "quality" fresh air

The guy already looks healthy from just inhaling "quality" Uk fresh air!

Runs girls" be like "challenge accepted"!!!

Hahahahahahaha!! No chill!! Awon aye!!

The return of Shino Rambo!!!

That baby is "scared" not jealous, see as the parents be like "horror" movie when dem dey kiss

Earlier today i was driving back home from the petrol station when i got stuck in a little traffic on the highway, as usual a lot of hawkers were hawking their goods from one car to another, i was a bit lost in my thought of which mamaput to go for lunch when a young lady walked up to me with air freshners saying "oga buy nah just one thousand", i replied that i didnt need it and instead of her to walk away she leaned closer to my window and said "oga i fit "F" you well well ooo, nah just 2k". I was shocked beyond words and for a minute i thought my ears were deceiving me so i asked what she said and she replied the same exact offer and even assured me that location is not a problem because she is willing to go anywhere, i am not a 'ju man" neither am i am amateur in the field of "social vices" but i must say i was shocked that they now hawk "it" in traffic during the day. This recession is no longer a joke oooo!!!

Na so i go dey do "i know my car" last month my fuel go finish for road, one of my very hot neighbor way i dey eye drive meet me for there come ask wetin happen, me sharp Ibadan boy i run reply "its this my damn security, keeps acting up but dont worry i have called the guy" . As she go i carry taxi go buy 10 litres, i cannot "come and" tear my big boy certificate untop say i dey budget fuel

This is a case of "WA FE KU LA LEYI"!!

See face!! How person go see this kain evil face still propose to am!!??

You remember as a child when you do something stupid in front of visitors and your mum just smiles at you but deep down you know you are "finished" because you just "reserved" some serious mending for yourself, this is exactly what is happening in this case........

I watched the video earlier and i wasnt impressed, the downstream sector is not beauty queen material and a beauty queen that cannot afford "Love Machine" and was abusing cucumber

Addicted to "Freedom"!!

r2beez:
Wake up boy you ain't getting younger

Oshey!!! Minister of "age" affairs!!

In all honesty, its a bit too erotic for comfort....

SkinnyDude:
hey! don't insult my Man..
the container does not matter. what matters is the content. besides, his looks is African. nothing wrong with it. you dig?

No sir i dont "dig"!! Am not a farmer! In politics sir, image is everything!

EFCC sha!!! Efcc don make some people dey fall in love with hospital!! Hahahaha! See as a whole judge dey do like amateur criminal........

Nah that Jaguar i need to buy drive go visit my ex-gf way yab me in 2010 say i be like "clown" inside my kia rio way i just buy dey feel like bad guy.........

Lucky bear, if the bear was in the same situation in my dear country.........................

Why do Nigerians blame imaginary "enemies" for everything? Is it the 'enemies' that forced the gateman to put fuel in a 'running' generator?

pa·pa
ˈpäpə/
noun
1.
NORTH AMERICANdated
one's father.
"Papa had taught her to ride a bicycle"
2.
a code word representing the letter P, used in radio communication.

All of you screaming "papa", do you reckon your "real" father will be happy if he knows you call another man that?

Go school!!! Go school!!! Carry first!!!! Do Masters!!!! Do phd!!!! Now HOW FAR!!! See my life outside!!! Nah to dey wear tie like Mannequin everyday, dey collect personal weekly allowance as annual salary!!!

40 and above-----Jesus is my husband.......

Ha! See peoples future, good roads, pipeborne water, electricity, good health care, quality education, shared like its nansco biscuits and yet for ordinary "rice" and local foodstuffs some people will swear with their unborn kids that Fayose is "the saviour" of human race! I pity some Nigerians!!