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Funny how a society that is promising us "millions of dollars" doesnt have a website, cannot pay for Nairaland ad(had to open a thread) and only have one ordinary looking number!

If you try this stunt at my wedding nah police station we go end last last if you nor balance me 30% of Hall and food money!!!

Her only offence in that video is "lesbianism" and "Fruit abuse" apart from that, she is the "victim"

Ps-Am i the only one that was imagining the sex video while watching this news clip? It seems every one present at the handover has seen the video, you can almost feel the women judging her with their facial expressions and the men trying so hard to bottle the pervert in them

One of the very rare situations where Police is 'truly' your friend

crislyn:
Hahahahaahahahaaha.. abeg go.

You see!! You are laughing again ! Showoff!! Which toothpaste do you use?

In this recession church suppose consider the masses by either reducing their 10% or giving it up totally

crislyn:
How you take know say my teeth white...seer.

People with yellow teeth dont laugh anyhow

Need to forward this to those girls asking for iphone7

It seems Nigerians have suddenly become blood thirsty........ Op what is the reason for "while visiting female friend"? Are you implying that visiting a female friend will get you killed

I have done a few interviews myself and i can confidently say although these tips are 'politically correct', employers are tired of applicants acting the same old script. Sometimes if you dare to be different by being your 'real' self you just might get the job because some employers are allergic to pretence

The babe is an APBL member oo! See her bele

Ps- Them fit nor even pay her 'better' money sef

Chai!!! see as the guy just spoil this fresh buttocks . This buttocks doesnt look like "teenage" buttocks ooo!

Am i the only one that will like to see Cossy during "lactation"?

Dfinex:
just one question, did it help u quit smoking? ....

If you get an std 'one time" will it stop you from having sex forever'?

This is a true life story but i just want to share and laugh it off----- I came back home after a long day and my craving for a puff was off the roof so i walked down the road to the 'aboki kiosk', i asked the aboki for a packet of 'Dorchester' and he replied "walahi Dorchester i nor dey only Benson", i asked for a single stick and he replied "Oga nah dat man way siddon for bench for corner take the last stick". Any true smoker knows that when that menthol craving hits, you cannot help but cure it and i was too tired to drive out again plus it was late in the night so i walked up to the guy on the bench and asked if i could share with him and he agreed. As i put the cigarette in my mouth i felt the saliva in the filter but it was too late as i already dragged it and the craving was too strong so i continued, suddenly a car turned into the street and the bright lights from the lit up the whole street so i decided to even look at the kind gentleman that shared his stick with me, the first thing i noticed was the "thick" very dirty dreadlocks, then i noticed the church banner he wrapped around his body and then it hit me that i just shared a saliva soaked cigarette with a "MAD MAN".

Muniru Ambali June 3rd 1978 Oya do am make we see!!

Trouble dey sleep.........

"Naganin" nor be snake? Nigerian girls una see una life outside? Make una dey form dey go make foreign babes dey collect "rich" and eligible bachelors from una hand, instead make una make the first move una go dey wait make dem come toast una like say una be bread!

Are you a "very good" swimmer, if yes then you can use 100k to get to Morroco and then swim to Gilbratar, its only 509km

The "worst" type of person to offend is someone who has nothing to loose

Na wa oooo! Oga oooo!!! Some women don sell their shame for a bottle of cheap wine . As much as i like "sexiness" this one is just out of order . That fourth picture though

Her only tie to Barcelona is what she is carrying behind her

Animal rights activists be like "That is a 'Lizardica reptilica", there are 'only' 512,689,456,000 left in the world today, we need to save and protect them"

Apart from the No.3 lady in the last pic, the rest are flaunting what they dont have! . All of them dress like say dem nor get "Mama", all pun intended

As i see "Emem", the spirit just told me "It is finished"!!

Uncle Dino!!! You self dey like tomato!! Bad guy

When Baba don enjoy everything finish he wan come send us on suicide mission ! Wetin he dey do when he young? Why he nor revolt then? We all know say Nigeria don spoil every when he was a very young and agile man

The moment we share the Grace

mii4u:
she won't attach any questionnaire to the tithe card but at least she has sounded the warning, he that has ears let him hear

Warning ko! Siren ni! Is it today we started hearing all this type of talk?

mii4u:
now who will send him?

He will go when he feels the the time is 'right'

mii4u:
why didn't he go there himself? Pls be careful of Wat u say wen evil befall pple, so that u find ursef in a similar condition

If he goes first then who will send the wife and kid there?