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Is that his daughter single? We could mix Ghana, Germany and Nigeria and i dont think it will be a bad mixture . If royalty is a criteria, am sure if i trace my ancestry well am connected to the Alaafin of Oyo

12inchDickson:
shut up, go nd drink,... There's nothing bad in ranting, it's a once in a while thing... Stop forming innocent

Well i guess the wise man was right when he said "birds of a feather flock together" your support for this video and your comment clearly shows the type of bird you are.......

I dont even want to see 'why', all i know is that fair babe with braids squatting can use my pension to buy makeup and i wont mind

Say all the over fifty thousand popular African demons posess me and i turn gay, the 'least' i can charge for my gay runs is '10 millon naira' "Per entrance" from behind i.e i will be counting, every time your 'pestle' enters my 'mortar' its 10million and if you enter 50 times you get 5times 'free' on the house

Very 'unladylike' see somebodys mother doing like tout at the busstop

Damn!!! Wicked!!! Now all i have to do is wait like 7-10 years when middle class folks like me can buy it on a tokunbo level

The way ladies of nowadays dey package bobi like say nah Mr Biggs meatpie, even bobi way don loose hope when them package am he go begin threaten you.......

After this type of humilation they will still come to our country and we still give them "vip" treatment . In all fairness nah still our forefathers sell their brothers for 'mirror', chalk, dry gin, and cheap articles These pics show that the black mans greatest flaw has always been "lack of unity", if they all stood up against this it wouldnt have happened, pata pata you kill everybody!!

vivaciousvivi:
Imagine!
Comot dia

Oya eat your soup alone nah!!! Am sure its not even tasty

vivaciousvivi:
I don't drink anything stronger than water,Malt or juice
U go manage Poundo Yam flakes!

White wine it is then!! Which time will your boyfriend/husband be absent?

Whether he slump or he nor slump is not important, make he sha nor "die" because he dey owe Nigeria, he gats vomit loot first!!

vivaciousvivi:
See paara o!
In fact, now me sef don vex

Before you vex, do you have mortar and pestle? Nah pounded yam i go like chop when i come. Red or white wine, which do you prefer?

vivaciousvivi:
U sabi provoke o! Na egusi I cook on Saturday

goat meat, cow meat or chicken?

See how the Efcc official dey feel like terminator........

We all know our dear country Nigeria is facing 'recession' and one way or the other it has affected all of us, let us share some of the changes we had to make to survive the recession. Mine are -------

1)Fuel conservation---No more 'fulltime' Ac while driving, i only use Ac in my car in traffic or when carrying "important" people e.g My oga, mother, or 'special babe' (I know some of you will argue that turning off the Ac doesnt conserve fuel but i still prefer to try)

2) Home cooking--- I had to cut down 'fine dining' and subsidize it with cooking indomie at home or sometimes buy soup outside and make rice, i have been living alone for more than three years but i only launched my 'decorative' gas cooker when the recession hit

3) No more "take one bottle for my head ooo"! Nowadays i drink at home or drink in hidden bars where i dont know anybody and nobody knows me

4) No more "baba for the girls" because it involves 'thanks for coming' and any Portharcourt 'correct' guy knows that starts from "15 thousand naira" upward. Its either i call in 'old favors', hook up with a considerate ex or toast patiently like the average guy

5) All contracts with foreign sidechics on retainer has been terminated until "aunty dollarpo" and "mama Charlie" come down

6) I had to do all the papers for my cars and renew my drivers license because no more "Oga the boys at the checkpoint are loyal no need to check you" these days i insist on being checked so i dont do "officer take for coke", if you calculate #200-#500 twice a day for a month, its not childs play money

7) Seasonal movie is the new "bae" and dstv "full package" is the devil

Owambe attendance cut by 50%, i only attend owambes of very vital people and i try to avoid the dance floor and giving of my name to the performing artiste, i refused to be carried away and spray one months hardwork on the dancefloor

9) I dont know if its the recession or maybe i just suddenly became allergic to very 'loud music' but club attendance dropped drastically

10) Bye bye drycleanner and Hello washing machine!!!

MatthewDoyin:
E get as e go be ehn, dem go mount am for my head

My brother!!! Nor my the Op make he dey speak big big grammar like say person promise am "immortality'

If mtn, glo, etisalat or airtel gimme 20million, walahi dem fit mount the mast for my bedroom! Hunger kills faster than cancer

vivaciousvivi:
Ah ah, the free peck no do

He nor do!!! Answer the question!!!

Damn!!!! I had to subconsciously loosen my tie a bit I love love thick pretty women!!! Not all these mangala fish looking girls parading themselves as "models"

hahahaa!!! Lemme guess mamas instagram handle "@MamaEndurance72"?

redcliff:
You for ask wetin the guy get before you dey comment rubbish.
1.He is a graduate
2. He lives in Geneva
3. Ge works with a UN subsidiary.

You have seen me "the Undergraduate" that lives in "Somalia" nah!!!

vivaciousvivi:
Lol, seen. Apologies

In this recession apology is not "free", which soup did you cook over the weekend?

Damn!!! We need to stop this babaric act!! Ordinary "cables", its not as if he even had a gun, he is just a "petty thief", even the guy that killed 75 people in Europe was treated with respect and tried in court

No offence but if this guy can have a president daughter then Zahra should be the one disturbing my phone with calls and messages

"Official side chic to His Excellency"

That lady in the last picture behind Mama G can cause both Economic and natural inflation

Just one random incident............... If one person dies in a car accident doesnt mean we should all stop driving!!

vivaciousvivi:
That's bullsh.it jo.
She handed over on the 11th of October way before the video "leaked". No one in that video knew what was to come. Its even possible the purported act hadn't even taken place until afterwards.

Read my comment again and this time focus on "It seems"

Konji is a one eyed bastard!!!

I just came to see what the "witch hunt" preachers will say!

They should start by either reducing or stopping their "10%" 'mandatory' charge on the monthly income of their members