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Oya Nollywood over to you!!! Food don land!!!

Why is uncle Jona looking so old

Utchgirl:
My dear, country hard ooo

Na d recession dey catch dem 4 womb.Who no go squeeze face.

Ayam tired of dis entity called Naija.

Who is wit me on dis ?

There are at least "46"(fourty six) different countries that dont require 'visa' for Nigerians and like at least 70 other countries that will grant you "assylum", Nigeria is not forcing anybody to stay!

Feranchek:
Lol. You no read where dem say he chop 3 loaves of brea? Or na only Agege bread be loaf for your mind?

Hahahaha! My brother you are a latecomer, there was a fifth picture that am sure the Op uploaded by mistake

How does that last picture relate to the story? Did he eat that too??

Why any baby way dem born for Nigeria dey always squeeze face??

Came:
War way happen for your first marriage , na run you run ooooo. Hummmmm!!!!

Hahahahahaha!! You are evil!!

This must be Angola

SouthieGirl:
Lmao. You know money is the most travelled object right? Just be expecting a call from one Beninese lady soon

Chai!! What a loss!! 1k just go like that, 6.8 litres of fuel, 2 bottles of gulder and 1 plate of fish peppersoup. In other news, i know one guy called Henry oo! He is a barber in my area in Rumuibekwe, tomorrow after work i will find out for you.....

Wahali if dem keep Cossy and Genevieve nah Cossy i go pick, i dont get what the hype is, Genny is your average girl next door but Cossy is 1 in 100,000 with those Natural resources"

If not that am in a good mood, i will have said she looks like semovita that they kept in the fridge for three days

All the African countries plus non-African countries that dont spend "pounds" and "dollars"

. My sister lemme search with you!! Please if you are that lady that i wrote my number on 1k note and gave it to you in Asia town, its been 2 weeks and you havent called, just jejely buy Mtn #400x2 and #200x1 and send to the number i gave you i nor do again!!!

Chai!! When i read news like this, my heart skips a beat then i remember am still single then that feeling of relief hits me like the smell of meatpie when driving pass Mr Biggs . Imagine your wife went out with public bus and got soaked under the rain because you havent bought her a car yet and she stumbles on this type of news and poor old you is hoping to get some action when you get home

Omo!!! This guy get eye ooooo!! Dayummmmnnn!!! See as hin wife just fine like foreign fried rice !!

havennie:
From your moniker, we can tell one of the reasons for your pot belly. Stop drinking too much, get ur lazy ass up and hit the gym. Health is wealth.

There is nothing any brother with six packs can do that i cannot do better", i once had a swimming competition with my "six packs guys" and i won with my potbelly and since then they nicknamed me "human submarine", so you see sweetheart, the fact that a guy looks like "robocop' doesnt make him healthier than the chubby guy

Lmao!! He should just give her time, the poor lady is still trying to adapt to the idea that her "baby" is now a "man" and eating the forbidden fruit

On behalf of all my APBL(association of pot belly lords) brothers and as the president of APBL(unmarried chapter) i will like to inform you that "pot belly" is not a 'condition' or an ailment but a "choice", we cannot all have the bodies like bricklayers or bouncers, some of us are made to be chubby and we like it like that. Variety is the spice of life and "body shaming" is a crime against humanity!!

Nigerians and superstition sha!!!

With the way Lagos people dey mend thief, i always wonder how people still have the mind to steal in Lagos

Hahahahahaha!!! Fayose oooooo!!! Oga Ayo nah comedian sha!!! The fear of Efcc.........

Any time i read news like this, my heart skips a beat and then i remember that am still very single and smile to myself !! Some wives will give their husband query after reading this, worst case is when you havent bought your wife any car at all and she mistakenly gets drenched by rain during the day and you now come back home hoping to get some "action"

If not that we are mourning a great journalist, i will have said that Aunty Oby likes to carry "wetin nor concern her" for head like her papa . Rip sir!!!

Walahi these are not "criminals" nah "comedians"! Hahahahahaha!!! I can imagine the look on the cashiers face

elfmann:
Do u think it is govt fund they recover in d US and UK?

Oga whether its government fund or my fathers fund, its all tagged "proceeds of crime"

"rehearsal"?? Nah film dem wan act? Most of our parents that 'kolobi' under mango tree have spent 25-50 years together without going through all this wahala!!!

Ps-Dear future wife if you give me all the terms and conditions he be like nah ur pastor go marry you last last!

Wizzyblack3:
So only elected ppl are politician, according to you... (Not in Nigeria)

pol·i·ti·cian
ˌpäləˈtiSHən/
noun
a person who is professionally involved in politics, especially as a holder of or a candidate for an elected office.
synonyms: legislator, elected official, statesman, stateswoman.

Even the dictionary agrees with me sir!!

24 gun salute for the great man!!!

Is anyone else seeing the resemblance between the VP and that kid carrying the trophy abi the vodka i mixed with my tea this morning is affecting me

Is the judge a pdp member? Is the governor indirectly saying the people should resist armed security personnel? Are we in Turkey? Is he planning a Coup? So many questions from this interview

It is done almost everywhere, in the Us the DEA, FBI and CIA do it, even on the streets sef the principle of "Eye way see" applies

They should just make it a "National holiday" nah!! Let us all celebrate our king together Long live the King!!! Oba a topor yeee!!(Edo people make una forgive my spelling ooo)