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Thegeneralqueen:
Listen stay away from this young man you don't want to get married leave him alone so that I can advise him better back off

Op!! Op!! Orubebe01 !!! How many times did i call you Don't heed this type of advice oooo!! Don't start what you cannot finish!! Do this and watch the whole family turn you to CBN and hang all their problems on your neck........

Thegeneralqueen:
We know you're finding it difficult to get married please allow this young man that is ready don't ruin his introduction with your advice biko

You are the one that wants to send the young man to an early grave, how can you recommend "250 thousand naira" gold as gift to the mother just for introduction, money for 3 plots of land in Wakajaye Ibadan..........

Thegeneralqueen:
Even a blind man knows that gold are meant to be taken to the mother of the bride on their introduction before they can proceed

As Queen of El-Dorado or what?

Op if i swear for you and Bmanchi, "HOT LUCOZADE BOOST" will be hungrying' both of you for '2weeks' non-stop!! As una make me watch rubbish!!

Orubebe01:
That one weak me my brother

My brother don't listen to all these people that want to end your career before it starts, you are doing the man a very big favor by making a 'honest woman' out of his daughter in this times of 'economic turmoil' and 'drastic husband shortage', they are the ones supposed to buy you gifts.........

Aro meta!

Thegeneralqueen:
Buy drinks for her dad and a piece of gold maybe like that of 250k for her mum hope it helps

I don't understand, is it the Mom he is planning to marry?

We suppose go give this one to the Russians make them use am do experiment, in return make them give us just '4 transformers'......

Mama is still struggling to drag small relevance from the 'young slay mamas', see as she be like " Dunkin donut " with 'excess yeast'..........

Me Soberdrunk buy jersey for £64.95 (#31,255) over 30k when my guy Chukwudi never die! Chukwudi will deliver for 2k and some bottles of Hero, the only problem i have with him is his 'overdo' spirit, he might add 'cape' and 'shoulderpads' to my own........


Ps------An experienced driver that can drive a 'Luxurious 50 seater bus' from Portharcourt to Russia needed!!! Salary very attractive!!!

Las Las this Juliet is just 'fair' not 'fine', see her face like 'tantalizers meatpie'........

Still waiting for my guy Chukwudi to provide me with the 2k "remix version", the only problem i dey get with Chukwudi nah say he too dey 'overdo', he fit go add 'cape' and 'shoulderpads' to my own.........


Ps------An experienced driver that can drive a 'Luxurious 50 seater bus' from Portharcourt to Russia needed!!! Salary very attractive!!!

Anextin:
You think it's easy to walk away abi, people with money , education and influence find it hard to leave let alone a poor woman in the middle of nowhere. What she did Is called self defence not murder. Read well.

If you cannot fully comprehend someone's opinion you can just ignore it........

jclassiq:
Sorry to say bro but you sounded so idiotic on that bolded part. Pray tell, is it absolutely necessary for Nigerian men to be violent to their wives Tell me something pls.

If you cannot comprehend just look at pictures and move on, no need to disgrace your "Yard" people...........

All these imaginary soberdrunk fans just liking comment upadan" see Una mate!! Una own nah to dey say "Your comment made my day" "bro try comedy" "You make me smile", if I shepe for all of you, "HOT LUCOZADE" will be hungrying all of you!!!!

coolh3ad:
Lol. He never do you before. Where you got to choose between your life and the attacker's life...

Bros forget that thing, which attacker? Isn't it what she is telling us, were we there? These women can be dangerously impulsive.....

All of you supporting this "killer", if i personally Swear for you people, "Hot Engine oil" will be hungrying' all of you to drink. What is wrong with Nigerians? When did the punishment for domestic violence become 'death'? Someone killed a human being in cold blood and you people are trying to play 'the victim card' are you all okay!!! I will have been able to understand if it was a struggle and she pushed him then he fell down or hit his head and died but to pick up a knife and stab someone to death!! I am not buying this 'self defence' rubbish, if all the ladies experiencing domestic violence in Nigeria start to stab their husbands to death do you all know the amount of murder cases we will have. According to them the man was a 'useless' man and he wasn't contributing anything except 'beating' so why didn't she leave?

Obidikejr:
We could make a movie from your life in high school... Sounds interesting lol

Trust me it will be a 'bestseller' and have part 1, 2, 3 because the adventures were many.....

I survived NNSS Borokiri till they kicked my ass out, boarding house was a major life transformation process for me because i went from "ajebutter" to "Thug life" overnight. I remember entering Jss1 with a very heavy box and coming back home for holidays with an almost empty box, they stole almost everything i had because i was a careless amateur ajebutter, they continued to steal all my stuff until i got to Jss2 and became a 'cartel member'. My school father was one of the 'baddest' seniors and he made me a 'young thug', by the time i was in Jss3 i had become so notorious that even the seniors consulted me for 'jobs', i was the 'go to guy' for contrabands, smuggling in of suya, fried yam and just about anything you needed from the barracks or outside school walls. I finally got kicked out for masterminding one of the biggest heists ever, i miss those days though, bitter sweet memories, you had to be sharp to survive and never display weakness or you will be taken advantage of, back then we feared and respected our senoirs so much that they were like 'mini gods'

Hahahahaha!!! Fayose sha!! Very desperate individual, Bros just pack your bags!!! All these tricks and games are not necessary.........

Hahahahahaahah !! Soberdrunk behave!!! One cannot underestimate these ladies sha, some of them have the backing of the "Marine Kingdom", my only fear is 'Cosmetic expenditure' becoming higher than "Infrastructural expenditure'.......

Avoid "Ugly"(character/physical attributes) women, they are evil, extremely impulsive and always angry.......

Hahahahahaha!!! Nigerian pastors are fully aware that the average Nigerian is 'extremely' scared of the "Touch not my anointed" clause so they know they can get away with just about anything. See Timi is even scared of calling name, that is why these men will continue to hide under the guise of "Pastor" to carry out various nefarious acts...........

Avoid "Ugly"(character/physical attributes) women, they are evil, extremely impulsive and always angry.......

Mtcheeeewww!! The guy even respect her, girls numbers have been saved with names like "Herbal Drugs", "Cab guy", "Nepa man", "Panel beater", "Mike Barber" "Generator Man"...................

Hyinkar97:
Month end humility


If you know, you know

I can feel the pepper from here......