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NOBODY COOK TODAY!!!?? Where is Jummiefoods and Marieangeles? and the other people that feed us virtually!!!

Greizman:
Bros... all na picture filter... U go suprise say she black like charcoal if u see her real life. I'm talking from experience.

Ladies and deception.......!!

What did you do before the slap? What type of slap was it, 'local call' or "+44"? Was it 'intentional' slap or "impulsive" slap?

Nickijoy:
Hahahah...grooming ko..growing ni

Aunty good evening oo!! All these 'yellow' ladies i Fear una ooo!! 9 out 10 'Yellow' ladies are from the marine world, the remaining 1 are normally 'hot tempered'! Aunty good evening once again!!!

Na wa oooo! So someone cannot just do 'small grooming' for his neighbor's kids again?

ayourbamie:
Hey don't go and be the reason why we will not have light for weeks o

Egbon you dinor' have a' human sinparty'.....

See face like akara that they fried with groundnut oil, with her nose like low budget Chinese vacuum cleaner.........

To whom it may concern, i will be at Trans-Amadi power station by 12pm today, if nobody offers me 5million naira i will climb the high tension wire...............


Ps----If i shepe for all of you liking this comment, "HOT MINERALS" will be hungrying you people throughout this week, somebody is looking for 5m and you people are liking suicide threat......

Will they walk down the "Isle' on the phone too?

If they are truly passionate about 'economic growth' they should start offering 'long term' 'unsecured' loans at 'reasonable' rates to upcoming entrepreneurs/businessmen.........


Ps- Someone in the banking industry needs to explain the "Card maintenance fee" charge because i don't understand what my bank is maintaining in my card. I swear the day it will enter my head, i will take my card to the bank and they must carry out 'maintenance' in front of me..........

This is super story!!!!

I agree with the mob on this one, they need to torture the nurse and make her confess as soon as possible because every minute reduces the chance of ever seeing the baby again.......

chosenwan1:
The fact that this nonsense comment has over 30 likes speaks volumes on the type of minds we have in this country. You all need serious prayers.

The fact that you cannot ignore a 'nonsense comment' and mind your business speaks 'volumes' of the type of person you are. If i shepe' for you, "Hot pepsi" will be hungrying you!!!!

YumMinaYum:
Her own naivety has foolishness attached to it for believing that lie. Even my oldman knows Badoo.

Even the guy that sells suya at my junction is on Instagram, it is either she is lying to herself or just very naive.....

Kai!! What is this? They have deceived billionaire's son with 'makeup' oooo!! I am fasting so i wont say it............ Devil get behind me!!!

All these Nigerian artistes, once they see 'small change' they are so quick to bite the hand that fed them, if i want to sign any artiste in Nigeria it will be done in three different shrines, one in the west, one in the North and the last in the East, let me see how you will go against the contract and not end up under bridge........

Hahahahahaha!!! For a lady that claims to be a 'relationship expert" she is 'extremely naive'! A 'full grown man' in Nigeria asked you 'what is instagram' and you fell for it From experience i have found out that all these ladies that always claim to 'know men' are always the easiest to deceive........

Ps--- See how them package bobby like "#1750 naira sharwamah(with 2 sausages)"

HOW MANY YEARS WIZKID TAKE SENOIR JAM JAM SEF?

My only consolation is that Ronaldo senior me small.......

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED!!! So when i hammer this is how ladies will be calling me out, una go call tire oooo!! I nor kuku get shame..........

It is obvious he made them chase him, nothing Nigerian police hate more than you making them waste fuel, i remember the day i got arrested for driving against traffic and the policemen took me to the station where the DPO is my drinking buddy', when the realized i was 'bad market' the driver literally wanted to cry, i could see the pain in his eyes when he was saying "Oga you for just tell us who you be for highway nah, why you make us drive come station'........

gmumeen:
Efo riro with akan(crab), ede (Cray fish) in making with soft semo

...........and some people will say "Nigeria is bad!!!" See what somebody is eating 'casually', it is not as if they are celebrating anything ooo...

Mariangeles:
Well you gotta chill bro...if you like fried fish so damn much, then next time it will be fried!

Upload today's meals if you want me to chill, some of us get our nutrients from your meals, don't keep us waiting......

Mariangeles:
What's with the face...?

It is for not frying the fish........

mitchyy:
I used spoon while growing up. But in school, my roommate made me get used to eating rice with fork at home. I guess it just kind of stuck to me ever since. If I don't see fork to use, I look for a teaspoon. I won't enjoy the rice if I use regular tablespoon. Weird, I know.

I find it more 'interesting' than 'weird'........

Izuogu1:
my dinner is taking shape... Wo cares to join?

Looks yummy but i reckon the fish will have been better 'fried'........

mitchyy:
Dinner is served!

My first entry on this thread. Rice and mitchyy sauce!

The sauce looks yummy!! I wonder why people eat rice with fork........

jeytee:
Broke bastard

Yes oooo!! "HONEST broke bastard"!! I wear it with pride........

jummiefoodie:
Result!!!

OMG!!! I am dead!!!!

Mariangeles:
Breakfast; Fried caramelized plantain aka dodo

Which one is 'caramelized plantain' again? Shay you want to wash us ni?