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Confirmed Alakahia youths.... Which uniport?

Stop wasting time Naaa... No dem go still dey oo.. No leave no transfer

NaijaSlate:
Stop wasting time with the guy that shuts you out when he’s in a shitty mood, even if it has nothing to do with you. The guy that will walk past you like you’re a ghost and give you one-word answers, like you’re nothing to him, even though he acted like you were everything yesterday when his day was going well.

Stop wasting time with the guy that had a nasty ex-girlfriend and takes it out on you, even though you aren’t anything like her. The guy that plays the victim act, that acts like he’s damaged, and repays your kindness by telling you he has too much baggage from his last relationship, that he’s not ready to let anyone else inside.

Stop wasting time with the guy that makes you wonder if your phone is malfunctioning, because you haven’t gotten a text back from him yet, even though you messaged him two hours ago and you can see that he’s been active on Facebook over the last twenty minutes.

Stop wasting time with the guy that can’t keep his stories straight. The guy that must be lying to you, because he gives you different ‘facts’ whenever you talk to him and then swears that you must be remembering wrong. He tries to convince you that you’re the crazy one.

Stop wasting time with the guy that calls you two, three, four times when he wants to see you, because he won’t take no for an option. The guy that does a complete 180 when you initiate contact by ignoring every one of your texts, because he only cares about what he wants in the moment.

Stop wasting time with the guy that only posts party photos on Instagram with a red cup in his hand, the guy that brags about how much he can chug without blacking out, the guy that only contacts you when he’s already five beers deep.

Stop wasting time with the guy that acts like you’re committing a sin whenever you mention another boy, even though he posts selfies with his arms around strangers and interrupts your conversation to check his beeping phone that you know has pretty girls on the other line.

Stop wasting time with the guy that looks into the mirror to check his hair more than he looks into your eyes, because he’s more concerned with the way the world views him than the way that you view him. The guy that knows he’s hot and relies on his looks to get him through life.

Stop wasting time with the guy that doesn’t seem to care whether you stay in his life or not. The guy that makes you stay up when you should be sleeping, replaying your day to try to figure out whether he likes you or not — whether he cares or not.

Stop it. Because you deserve so much more than that guy.

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And olamide has just been exonerated...

Wicked wike!!

Can u shut d Bleep up?

summerflame:
Cultism is no longer as bad as it was in UI, u can shout on a cultist and go Scot free. When we talk about cultism of nowadays, all eyes on Olabisi Onabanji Univerisity and Taiye Solarin university all in Ogun state, Awumen to all brothers in the house, shun cultism and build a name for your future offsprings

Friday to sunday isnt 3days yet...go back to elementary school

Sanchez01:
You really need to be enlightened. You have forgotten quickly that the Easter celebration is a three day celebration, starting from Friday, which signifies his crucifixion down to Sunday where he arose from the grave. You would have done yourself a whole lot of good by not posting a picture thing because it is evident you know nothing about the subject matter.

With your fish brain

Botu whyy??...who ask uuuu?

Buherlin

Ekakamba:
One Chance SEASON 1 of SEASON 4.
In the land of boko haram and time of fuel scarcity and rise in dollar, the destiny of a great nation with greater problems rest on the shoulder of a confused president. His name is...............?

RUN!!! In fact HWOOONNNNN!!!

Mother and daughter must av bn irresistible

Receive sense!

When we werent jealous they sed we dont love dem..now overjealous dey worry us,dem wan kpai from d overlove...wat do women want?

Oh boy ehhh

Standing on d rock

And all dem guys hoping to Bleep her

Mind job afterall

Try discover mungo park my dear

Atleast you dint kill urself..next!

Man up!

Ife balaba abago

Lwkmd

And so? Who ask u?

paulolee:
sooooo...funny......
d violence pics excuse can onli b applied in d north
all ar excuses for broke fellaz
beinq broke isn't funY
beinq broke is beinq dead
anoda quy wud easily reap wea e didn't even tink of sowinq n end up wt ur qal simply b'coz u ar broke
u wud lose xooooo much respect wen u qo broke..
some qals kip askin Y I always laff n dnt eva b'liev or qet crious each tym dea say dea luv mi,
even a qal even went ahead and swear n even wanna qo far ahead to take an oat dt she wud Neva hurt mi even if I qo broke knoinq fully well dt av bin tru diff embarrassment n frustrating actions from qals especially wen u qo broke n she qat anoda rich fella dts dieinq to tap her as5
dts Y I always insist n qv credits to celebs dt still stick ahead n marry d qals dt av bin wt dem riqht from d start n tru dier broke b rouqh tyms coz it ain't easy to find such kinda qals unlike some qold diqqers dt ar purposing luv b'coz of d moni n wud letta flee n b suckinq anoda guys d wen u qo broke
dta Y I don't criticize some celebs dt qo far away to oda country to pick dier Ladys coz many Nigerian qals don't worth it
its all about d mony
pls u can b broke or qo broke BT pls don't stay broke......
I praY to GOD dt I die b4 I qo broke......yunq6ix

learn how to use 'g'

In class u mean...surrounded by furniture..

Lookin fr caro..hebaa...i don see caro#hebaaa

So dat u dnt shit on ur nikka

Yes she should because we guys love fruit salad

She like to rest her hand on dat long tin....#fuckoon#

Islam!!!!!!

Amen