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Ishilove:
You must be mistaking me for your sisters who are sluts and useless hoes. Tueh, I am not your sister!

hahahaha what else stank b!+©h ? Say something else I bet mother will be next right? UG\¥ m@rmo$€t

TheGidRedpiller:
You can never tell when they are serious or not, and this is a serious situation so i don't even need it

hahaha see them team work hard, pray hard, do fasting. No mind all these idiots they will never give u something precise and practical. Lots of bastards here that ain't willing to show u how it works or what they do to make money, all they say is trash like those up there.

bro never ever take hoez serious in anything.. don't even mind what they type or the shitt that comes out of their mouth just like the how that was saying orisirisi... She has nothing upstairs, relaxer and hairdressers don't torture her brain finish. Just hustle bro, only money can save u, the govt don't give a Bleep abt u, no one cares about u in this world except probably ur sisters n few bloods wey fit no reach 20 but u have to care abt u n ur sisters. See the kingdom of God suffereth violence and violence taketh it by force. Look around what are Boyz doing to make mad dough to take very good care of themselves? Don't do juju or blood money but use ur brain and skills. Ur own car or house de wait for u to come carry am one day. Save ur sisters.

Most people here will be saying trash like find work, teach this, learn that and all sorts of nonsense. No mind Dem na ppl style. Send me email bro make we reason it matter. Once ur smart you go de alright if u focus n dedicate time to things. Email me

Ishilove:
Orisirisi

that's the little words slutttzz & yUselezz Hoz are known for.

DAutoDiagnosis:
Wake up every morning, get a real job that feeds your family. Dont be involved in any shade of crime. Why? Because it is not just you, but you care for your family

you have a long way to go... I love ur dedication but u are not seeing the big picture. Perhaps someday you will

Lalasticlala come now, run come and do justice like you always do :-). It's a snake python something

People no de like dey their lane, most things will be alright and peaceful if people de their lane. Snake de him lane u carry ur own come de touch eggs. Oyibo ppl

dontro:
I stopped reading at "bullet no penetrate". People still believe this odeshi bullshit

what u don't know is bigger than you, where ur knowledge stopped another man's knowledge starts.

mugnmuffin:
Dear Nairalanders,
I have an issue that has been on my mind for weeks now. My fiancé and I have been dating for over three years. I love him and he loves me too. We are physically attracted to each other. We’re both catholic but since I graduated, during my service year I gave my life to Christ, got saved and left the Catholic Church. So I’ve been a Pentecostal Christian since then. He on the other hand is still catholic. I subtly try to nudge him to consider getting saved, i.e acknowledging Christ as lord and savior and becoming born again but he is content with his laidback Christian life.

Earlier this year, he asked to meet my parents and I let him. My parents like him especially because my younger sis is married and they have been waiting for me too. They’re glad I’ve someone. However, after the introduction,I regret it. I’m now certain that he’s not the one. I think about my spiritual life and how lukewarm he is about the things of God, I think about kids and how we’ll raise the, with such differing views about God and I’m discouraged. I feel like I’m settling because he checks all the boxes on the checklist of physical attributes. Another mistake I made is, I didn’t pray about this decision and that worries me because anything that involves him,I just act with pausing to ask God, but I always ask God about other aspects of my life. So it’s like my associating with him is a minus for my spiritual life and that’s a huge cause for concern.

At this point, I want to tell my parents I am not convinced it’s him but I’m afraid of the disappointment this will cause. *nsigh* I’ll appreciate your thoughts, comments, criticisms...

PLEAS LISTEN TO MY ADVISE DOMT MARRY HIM I BEG U. That very awesome and amazing guy deserves a good intelligent lady, a lady that knows herself and where she's heading to than u. Ur reallyy dumb and will be the worst thing to happen to him. I pray he leaves u or by all means please don't marry him. He deserves a human being and not a cadaver that has been brainwashed by pastors and all. I don't even pity u one bit. We need less fools in marriage, I pray he doesn't marry u. Marriage is not something for foolzzzz. He's only crime is that he's not a religious fanatic like u... GOD PLS DONT LET THAT GUY MARRY THIS EMPTY BRAIN PLSS.

AGUBANZE:
This early morning, I was still blushing when I saw this news and I shaked my head in disdain.


Who complained that they are looking for their money? When you keep doing the same thing and expecting a different result that is what is termed as madness. Some of these guys are good coders, they know about exploits and vulnerabilities in networking and the internet of things. They can easily inject an SQL and can be used to create a good cybersecurity consultation agency against cybercrimes. Canada is investing heavily in cybersecurity and cybersecurity companies are becoming more important by the day when ransomware has become the other of the day. These guys can use keystrokes and other known loopholes to get access to a computer, have nobody heard about the special hacking unit of Russia and North Korea. This group of North Korean hackers is a big lifeline to the life support of The Kim dynasty.


EFCC should rethink this rubbish of arresting and humiliating our boys to appease their slave master up in Washington, if you do Local may they catch you and arrest you, what is all this rubbish when no white woman has complained that her money is missing.

Just imagine the foolishness of our law enforcement and their lackadaisical approach to everything, we keep celebrating the arrest of people who have not been proven guilty by a competent court of law. These guys have created their ecosystem, try to look for the good side of this. Bawa, I believe you can do better than this, use a different approach and think outside the box; stop seeing these youths as threats rather than as assets that went astray. Please there should be a different approach to this.

thanks bro, unlike most of the fools on no and Nigeria. They don't try to think of how to refine and extract the good things from bad situations. And they fools that keeps rejoicing whenever this happens let me ask you. Does arresting Yahoo Boyz improve your country's economy or anything? Does imprisoning these young talents and killing their propects instead tapping into them in a positive way help the country or mess the society up more? Are these Boyz the ones responsible for all the craps happening in the godforsaken country? Yet those that are making your lives horrible are left to keep looting and embezzling your rights and yet you're here rejoicing over a common yahoo boy that won't have any impact in ur miserable lives... I spit on the magnitude of foolsss we have in this country.

DAutoDiagnosis:
Yahoo boy wey no get sense, get lawyer, that one na yahoo boy?

You wanna be a tough guy, wake up to do your job. A job you dont like, but you gotta do for your family. It doesn't take strength to pull a trigger or scamming people.

You dont want to look behind your shoulders for the rest of your life. Get a real job, and be a tough guy

what makes one a tough guy?

Nowadays we have so many babymamas, divoce cases, women and men at each other's neck in their marital homes. Most bachelors scared to marry the "nowadays" naija ladies cos of their excesses. On code runs girls, oloshoos, wanting equality without the responsibilities that comes with it and so much more.

Can a woman, babymama, single lady raise or train a boy to be MAN without the male having some psychological impediments that subconsciously affects him negativelyI've seen some guys that act like sissies or have problems with decision making and some other things.

What do you all think? With the rate of single Parenthood, I wonder what the next generation will be like. We tend to forget how important the mother and especially father's role in the family is. Very vital, mother's nurture, provide and fathers provide, protect and so much more.

Look at the light there casting African abi Naija father's. Just bc ur father failed doesn't mean other fathers are like it's bitttch. My father and mother are the best and believe me it's important for a kid to be raised by the two parents. A woman can NEVER raise a boy to a man. He's typical example, pussyazzniga

anytime I see this type of cruelty it discourages me to marry and only makes me want a babymama. Most women have this cruelty imbedded in them. Even the ones saying she's wicked here, trust me I know. Just as jealousy is in all of them .

For economy Toyota all the way but bro for sweet suave and smooth dope rolling Beamer (BMW) is the boss. Then when it comes to class, mad traction, beast on asphalt, lion in a metal form? Benz is the king, let no one deceive you I've drove them all and this is my honest answer. Na bad road de make Beamer n Benz de itch our pocket but those two are beasts on road.
I love BMW handling and how smooth is rolls more than Benz. Toyota no de sweet me for hand at all :-( it's so basic. But when owu hold me na my Toyota I de drive ooo cos I fit buy Panadol for am if any headache appear, once cracked my Benz breaklight where I de vent for my guy na 34k comot my hand to buy just one for it's replacement.

Come back these nutzzz, nanturn by turn once it's is gone. Adios

It might be possible but for me I can live the child but if it ain't yours bro it ain't your blood

Amotolongbo:
pussy is inbuilt

then he gets surgical with it, cut the pussssy out like the cut cake. Use all his strength knock her out, try to stop his bleeding then tie her up and become the first surgeon with no experience. I'm tired of seeing men getting their dick cut out by their partners, ensure u kill the bitch u will only serve few years its self defense and crime of passion, which mean u should just stab her in the throat. Cutting her pussyyy will look intentional but stabbing her throat off will look accidental. Kill any bitchh that cuts ur dickkk off. In real situations unlike this picture

Looks surreal, if it's real I wonder y the guy don't have her pussyyy, clit, tits n womb in his hands already

Same here, I might watch C Ronaldo highlights and that's all. I'm not a football guy but you see basketball and American soccer?!!? That's my shiiiitt I burn data watching them

Create a telegram group and paste the group name here

I love her already, she's got sense. Way of sensitizing people or making them question her actions

Dheji2:
Common! Who are you fooling?

We all know that the only thing you find amusing on Snapchat is the video of fine young girls with smiling faces and bouncing buttocks! That's why you asked her for a hookup, mhen! Stop lying to yourself about not wanting to fvck young gals. You are just sad that the pvssy escaped your throbbing d!ck.

If not, how many young, vibrant and intelligent guys (and ladies) on Snapchat have you asked to meet so you can help their career? Ehn? Instead, you go around hurting the business of a determined young olosho. Shame on you!

I suppose your filthy help can only be accessed by a whoring lady. Isn't that right, Mr they-look-like-my-young-sister?

Just shove the bias-help up your ass and admit that you are a man-hoe so we can get help for you!

DETERMINED YOUNG OLOSHO line killed me I swear ooo hahahahaha as u talk am no be here

Kimjongun:
I recently gained interest in Snapchat, I added several people and use it when I am bored.

I realized Snapchat is actually a place to pickup girls, well that's not why I am there, I have my babe.

Yesterday I saw this very fine young girl, she was dancing cheerfully on her snap, no lies I actually like her smile, but since I have engaged my babe I have decided to stay away from other girls, even if I hadn't the girl looks too young for my liking, she looks like someone in her 19 or early 20. I am 27 and girls of that age range don't really look appealing to me, some times when I see them I just imagine my youngest sister or my babe youngest sister, so the thought of getting down with them irritates me.

I decided to chat this girl up, I asked her how she is doing, but since I know a lot of girls on Snapchat are there for hookup, I told her I am want to hookup with her, to my surprise this girl agreed for just 7k!!! I felt really bad, I didn't want to judge her, I just felt if she can allow us become friends I can talk to her. I told her I am not interested in having sex with her but I will like to know her maybe we can be friends, she's just like my sister and her smile is very very charming.

Then she stopped replying to my messages, after some time, when I quit Snapchat and went to do other things I found out she has blocked me.

Growing up people that I didn't know has helped me before too, when hope is lost, just because they like me, I feel I should do same to others too. Although I am not rich, but saving a soul like hers should not be too difficult for me.

I feel really bad for her, she is still very young and very pretty there are still things she can do with her life. This morning I am starting to feel bad about my approach, I could have made her come to my house and talk to her maybe she can listen to me. I really wish she knows the way she's trending doesn't pay at the end.

you de look for who to save abi!! U no see all these boys wey de carry block for head and cement for head abi!!?? Why men de mumu ourselves sometimes .. nawaooo. Bro I once tried to offer those girls job of 100k a month NONE of them agreed I shock I make am 120k and Dem still see 120k salary and crap and I'm saying about 15 girls were offered the job. Bro na there I come confirm say these girls don't want to do anything but lay back or bend for dogggystyle n collect money.

MrMcJay:
Very simple solution.

1 Go to Oyingbo market and buy a big bag of unpeeled Egusi.

2 When next they come to your house, put off the TV, say something like 'Aunty Chizoba and Uncle Pius, when you finish eating, help me peel small egusi".

3 Use paint rubber and pack a heavy heap of egusi in front of them let them peel.

Sit back, relax and see what God will do.

lol laugh wan keee me as I de read ur post, u be tortoise aswear... Na the egusi go chase Dem comot. See format!!! LOL

stupidmod3:
easy for u to say.

my cousin told me he was coming to spend 1 month with me, he works alright, I told him he will take care of his own feeding.

i didnt hear from him again

lol hahahaha that cousin na bastard so e no plan to contribute.. nowadays for naija if u de find person go make u de ready to contribute unless the person de sharp Wella. And doesn't mind but as e de be man suppose de try hold him own though life no stable.

Ppl should please let these little people with hunger problem that steals goat and food stuff alone....

I pity dem, a grown man stealing a goat.. it's a pity our country and hardship...

Beware of babes n guys raised by single "bad" mothers. I think there's a comma in any kid that isn't blessed to be raised by both parents. We think our generation is rotten, wait till u see the outcome of all these babymama babies when they grow.

He must have been emasculated,

WHAT WILL MAKE A MAN KILL HIS WIFE, IN-LAW & HIMSELF?!?! He must have been through hell, I can't even imagine.

aryzgreat:
How good is d Engine, I want buy only d Engine cos that body no be body again but scrap metal.

bro na the engine me de interested in, 200k?