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Education / Re: ASUU Commences Indefinite Nationwide Strike by Softhands(m): 10:32am On Nov 05, 2018
You believe those people? Guy u will believe anything. Go figure how the financing of the third mainland bridge was done. Go figure how our parents had it easier during their time... The oil money is blood money...and the Civil servants asking for their share isn't out of place.
Famocious:


And your crude oil will never dry?
Crude oil is being sold at 70£ per barrel yet you borrow money to finance your budget..
Education / Re: ASUU Commences Indefinite Nationwide Strike by Softhands(m): 11:02pm On Nov 04, 2018
How many barrels of crude oil does Nigeria produce daily? Billions of Dollars yearly...and you are asking Nigeria is rich enough?
Famocious:
ASUU then NLC strike after they've all collected October salaries.. It's ok.

The big question is 'is Nigeria rich enough to meet the demands of these Unions?

My answer is NO!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Crystal Palace (3 - 1) On 4th November 2018 by Softhands(m): 7:25pm On Nov 04, 2018
One love bro.
Ekaka1:

Hardhands are you still smoking your weed ?
We only got started..
I will still be here waiting for you to tell us your tales
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Crystal Palace (3 - 1) On 4th November 2018 by Softhands(m): 6:20pm On Nov 04, 2018
Crystal palace will beat Chelsea... That I'm very sure of.
Edoblakky:
Why do we play palace like we're under a spell
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Narrates How Her Fiancé's Mother Tested Her by Softhands(m): 5:19pm On Nov 02, 2018
Lol...oya u win.

Winner!!!
OldBeer:
It's 10 am here.
Hope you good.
How is the fake Chinese parts biz going?
cool.
goodboy
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Narrates How Her Fiancé's Mother Tested Her by Softhands(m): 3:45pm On Nov 02, 2018
How do you explain a woman who is to be your brother's wife, see your mum sweeping, rather than take the broom from her, raised her two legs up for her sweep under her feet? Even the devil will disapprove of that girl.
gloria34:
gold digging with meat? I fear this 1
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Narrates How Her Fiancé's Mother Tested Her by Softhands(m): 3:20pm On Nov 02, 2018
Lol...please don't cry o...I am not the one responsible for you not being married yet o... Try pass the tests, you go dey alright.
OldBeer:
Yeah!
As the gay man that I am. Thats why you people are at the bottom of everything in this world.
C'mon gerrout. Its tooooo early.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Narrates How Her Fiancé's Mother Tested Her by Softhands(m): 9:54am On Nov 02, 2018
Lol... Nothing do you... Just marry a whiteman o, cos if you must marry a black man, u will be tested...you can't escape it.
OldBeer:
Poor man, go and test your useless mother with the fake chinese things you sell. grin

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Business / Re: we Buy And Ship From China. by Softhands(m): 8:31am On Nov 02, 2018
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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Narrates How Her Fiancé's Mother Tested Her by Softhands(m): 7:00am On Nov 02, 2018
Love is blind until real situations occurs and you suddenly realize you are the only blind one in love, the other partner was not... So why not test for such real situations now and see how she reacts? Better end a gold digging relationship than end a Marriage.
Tex42:
I will never leave a woman I love because of these stuffs. These things are almost like tradition in this part of the world.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Narrates How Her Fiancé's Mother Tested Her by Softhands(m): 6:55am On Nov 02, 2018
Lol... there is no need to test if the girl comes from a good home...shaku shaku and unpredictable girls like you from shaky homes need to be tested...
OldBeer:
A good man like you abi?
What next, your mother will test your fiance with chewing gum?
Come to canada and see how food goes to waste.
Anyway keep testing in your shîthole.
There are girls desperate enough to marry your type.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Narrates How Her Fiancé's Mother Tested Her by Softhands(m): 8:49pm On Nov 01, 2018
You won't find a good man if you don't drop this mindset
OldBeer:
Poor people always testing themselves with food.
Some idiots are on frontpage clapping for this shit.

Ordinary Food!

The worst thing anybody can do is to be married into a wretched family.

Tueh!

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Religion / Re: Olukoya Files Fresh N2bn Libel Suit Against Sowore, Sahara Reporters by Softhands(m): 12:51pm On Oct 25, 2018
No second saviour...Jesus has died for us all...I won't stand defamation of character myself if I was in his shoes too.
NotNairalandi:
He is a man of God,he should learn to forgive.if Jesus paid attention to those that said many evil and bad word against him,I think there would be so many court cases in the Bible.

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Culture / Re: Silekunola Naomi Ogunwusi Celebrates 7th Year Of En-Heralds Ministry by Softhands(m): 7:16pm On Oct 24, 2018
Be fooling yourself there...if only you knew that majority of Jews wr blacks...
LoJ:
This is symptomatic of the fall of the African race. Even the queen who is supposed to be the embodiment of the great mother Osun is a preacher of white man's religion.
Politics / Re: 2019: We’ll Campaign Vigorously For Buhari, Sanwo-olu, Says Ambode by Softhands(m): 7:21pm On Oct 23, 2018
You will cry come Feb 26th...just wait.
NdiaraIGBO:


Tinubu took away Nnamdi Kanu's choice? Continue!

No Athiefkulooters in Yoruba land!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Daddy Freeze React To The Wedding Of Ooni Of Ife And Prophetess, Naomi Oluwaseyi by Softhands(m): 10:52am On Oct 20, 2018
You think the Ifa priests are Pastors that you insult and go free... This will be your last...na your own others go take get sense.
Politics / Re: Governor Ganduje Inspecting Sabon Gari Flyover Amidst Bribery Allegation [PICS] by Softhands(m): 7:21pm On Oct 15, 2018
selective amnesia
Ohammadike:
Buharists: Atiku shared $5000 to each delegate at PDP convention

Evidence: none

Video evidence of Ganduje receiving $5m bribe gone viral

Buharists: i don't believe the video, it is fake

Ladies and gentlemen what is the name of the disease afflicting Buharists?

The answer is lifelessness and zombeism such as the fools hailing the thief in that picture

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Politics / Re: Kano Government Reacts To Video Of Governor Ganduje 'Receiving Bribe' by Softhands(m): 3:25pm On Oct 15, 2018
Either ways, he will be charged for money laundering.
Validated:
Mr Commissioner, please what did they join there? A better lie would have been that the governor was buying dollars from fellow malams to help fellow hajj performers, hence the video grin grin grin grin

Denying it in totality is evil. Anyway, APC is EVIL
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me Quit Masturbation by Softhands(m): 7:29am On Oct 11, 2018
Go n get married.
Mokenano:
I started masturbating July 2017, tho I enjoyed it the first time but it keeps going on and on to the extent that I can't do without masturbating at least 4 times a day. I started doing things I don't do before, anytime I see a girl, the first thing that comes to my mind is her unclothedness and how she's gonna look down there.

Then I started masturbating with naked pictures in my mind, later with nude pictures, later Nude Gif images and now I watch porn cry . I'm not happy with this and I don't know how to stop it.

I'm thinking of telling this friend of mine Vivian, she preaches the word of God to me and pray with me as well maybe she can pray for me but I'm scared she might see me as a bad guy and start avoiding me.

Nairalanders please help me, I'm just 20yrs old.
Politics / Re: Buhari Signs Voluntary Offshore Assets Regularisation Scheme (VOARS) by Softhands(m): 10:32pm On Oct 10, 2018
Very very soon, Buhari will start taxing cryptocurrencies...

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Celebrities / Re: Smoke Weed Everyday – Burna Boy Advises Fans As He Smokes by Softhands(m): 7:28pm On Oct 10, 2018
He has always said he is nobody's mentor...oga live your life!
PharmaGirl:
Just look at the 'advice' he gave undecided.And to think this human being is mentor to some people,I shudder.


Anyways, they can continue smoking weed and continue 'crazing'.Issit my craze?'.Their problems! cheesy grin
Politics / Re: Atiku Must Pick Vice From South-West Or… – PDP Chieftain by Softhands(m): 6:11pm On Oct 08, 2018
Awon ole...
olaolaking:
I disagree with you. The people of SE and SS had already accepted Atiku. No matter what, they will vote Atiku. But picking his vice in southwest will affect APC because it will be a way of dividing and sharing the SW votes
Politics / Re: Atiku Must Pick Vice From South-West Or… – PDP Chieftain by Softhands(m): 5:40pm On Oct 08, 2018
Rubbish!...12 years out of 19 years, the Yorubas have occupied the position of President and vice president...yet you cannot hide your shameless face. If them born u well, let us meet outside the classroom...I want to show u smtn...rubbish!
ORIENTATION101:
open eyes and see pdp has schemed yorubas out of the party.wike told our leaders to go to hell when it was the turn to produce chairman.if south west eventually vote for atiku south south and east will take over his govt and yorubas will be reduced to mere followers of the party.
a vote for buhari is vote for osibanjo and fashola.
pdp did nothing for yorubas from 1999 till date. the infrastructures we enjoy re done by our governors.
apc has embarked on big infrastructural projects that will be delivered by december and first quarter of 2019.
dont allow igbos to blackmail us to vote pdp that did nothing for us

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Politics / Re: Atiku Must Pick Vice From South-West Or… – PDP Chieftain by Softhands(m): 5:35pm On Oct 08, 2018
For the first time that the SW was not involved in anything PDP, didn't you see PDP move forward?abeg leave SW alone...let them keep supporting their Lord and savior, Buhari.
hucienda:
Vanguard, the chieftain no get name?

The Yoruba and Igbo are really hustling for this ticket. cheesy

Atiku be like "na dem dey rush me." grin

Realistically speaking, all politicians of note in Yorubaland are all in the APC. The 6 SW states are in firm control of the APC, even the current VP is from the APC, so politically it would be tough for Atiku to pick a SW over a SE that currently has three states in the PDP column. The PDP as a party obviously made a tactical mistake not ceding the PDP Chairmanship to the SW. They should have been strategic and planned to avoid this potential scenario in advance where the big two in the south slug in out.

Politics is not about sentiments but interests and strategy - and it would pay Atiku to pick his vice in a stronghold - else he risks voter apathy and indifference in such places.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Anita Oyakhilome Absent From Sharon's Wedding? (Photos) by Softhands(m): 11:19pm On Oct 06, 2018
It is your likes that preach spirituality but don't practice it... How do you Judge a man you don't even know? Hearsay? abeg just look bush with this your brand of born-again...nonsense.
GoTV:
sad As a born again Christian, I'm ashamed people still attend this man's church or seek marital counselling in his church despite his failed marriage. The bible says in the book of Psalms that a man shall leave his parents and stick to any amount of women he desires. Yet this man heads a church and he couldn't resolve his marital crisis to the extent that his Ex wife doesn't deem it fit to attend their daughters marriage yet this unforgiving pretenders sold millions of copies of Rhapsody of realities to millions of gullible Christians. Even if he was a chronic womanizer as alleged by the bitter wife, they couldn't shield their swords for their daughter's sake I'm sometimes ashamed to be a Christian. Hate them or not Muslims are better than we Christians cos they practice what they preach sad
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Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Will Be Beaten Black And Blue, PDP Boasts by Softhands(m): 10:50am On Oct 04, 2018
Speak for yourself man.
crispus09:
funny,
as much as I don't like tinubu monopoly in Lagos, PDP is not the party to make him lost it, tinubu is like this incredible robot that can only be destroy from inside and that's what am looking forward to.
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Celebrities / Re: "I Am The most Beautiful Girl In The World" - Teni Replies Bodyshamers by Softhands(m): 7:41pm On Oct 02, 2018
Actually, they are called..B.O.B (bag of beans)!
donstan18:
Fat women are not attractive.

Just look at this one looking like 3 bags of ijebu garri.
Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Is Being Encircled By Military Bases. by Softhands(m): 12:58pm On Oct 02, 2018
The day Nigeria signed the Anti-gay law and called America's bluff on same sex marriage in Nigeria, that day we fired a shot that hit some old gays in the Whitehouse. In response, they had to first, overthrow the slowpoke(as the call him) that started it then break the giant down gradually... This is a 50 years plan and they know every tactic to employ in undermining Nigeria.

The FG had better act now, otherwise we shld be ready to kiss our sovereignty goodbye in less than 50years.
Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Is Being Encircled By Military Bases. by Softhands(m): 12:39pm On Oct 02, 2018
Just take a look at this idiot...do you not see the writings on the wall?

Gosh!!! Are Nigerians this blind? When did we master the act of slavery this bad! Ha...what a pity!
masterP042:
Propaganda, they don't need military bases, only two f35 and one submarine can take down our fvcking military, within minutes. Is it with these outdated weapons they will use to defend Nigeria?

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