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CelebritiesRe: See The Beautiful Curvy Lady Spotted Hawking Plantain At Lekki-epe Express Road by softwerk(f): 11:04am On Jan 11, 2020
CEONAIJATUBE:
Wonders shall never end. The rate at which unemployment is increasing in the country has led a lot of graduates to engage in different and menial jobs.

Curvy Lady hawking banana at Lekki-Epe Expressway

Today a bursty curvy lady who was spotted hawking banana along the Lekki-Epe Express Way.

This has got lot of Nigerians talking with some praising her, saying that what she is is still better than selling her body and engaging herself in other illegal jobs as most girls do nowadays while others didn’t mind as they brought out their phones and camera to capture the lady as she cat-walks selling her banana.

I hope a very kind Nigerian helps the woman and help her find a better job.

Omo this girl is really endowed...
Nairalanders what do you see to this?

See full Images below;
https://nasonaija.xyz/2020/01/11/curvy-lady-hawking-plantain-at-lekki-epe-express-way/


Lalasticlala
Poorly done Photoshop from a very lazy blogger almost bending the bottles behind the hips in the 1st pix!

And to think that some guys will actually race to Lekki traffic light looking for her?!
RomanceRe: Girlfriend Needed(#100k Monthly Allowance) by softwerk(f): 5:38pm On Jan 10, 2020
grin

This desperation for p?ssy is on the high side bro!

Why not save your money and carry an olosho at Gwagwalada at 10k per night and every night?!
RomanceRe: Should I Play Along Or Report This Lady To Her Husband by softwerk(f): 4:59pm On Jan 10, 2020
ogabentley:
I have been good friends for 5 years with a couple who live in one of the 4 self contain apartment where i reside.
We do hang out during weekends and sometimes in the evenings. recently Frank travelled and his wife asked me to come over and fix their Dstv that it wasnt working. it was an easy fix just needed to place a wire which was out of the decoder and it was done.
as i started to leave, she asked me why i had never made advances at her.
"i told her because you are married"
"married yes, but i do see the way you stare at me, i know you want me" she replied.
then she let the wrapper she tied fall off her body, i was shocked seeing a married woman stark naked before my very eyes.
i told her it wasnt right and hurridly left before someone sees me
since then i havent spoken to her.
what should i do, should i tell her husband?
We know you're lying sha but I had to comment and like your post so you don't end up like that slay Queen in England grin
CelebritiesRe: Chinedu Ikedieze's House In Uzuakoli, Abia, His Hometown by softwerk(f): 9:23am On Jan 10, 2020
frankleesehi:
Nollywood Actor Chinedu Ikedieze known popularly as 'Aki' has revealed how he spent his Christmas holiday and it was in his newly-built multi-million naira mansion which he erected in his hometown, Uzuakoli in Bende Local Government Area of Abia State.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihJlxbOHFpk

https://www.instagram.com/p/B638asEAP1b/?igshid=5gdea6ip6a44
Reminds me of houses in the "Shire"......I'm sure I'll see Froddo anytime soon!
AutosRe: Orezi Demands ₦100 Million Compensation From Bolt For Accident Damages by softwerk(f): 3:39pm On Jan 08, 2020
angry

Thief!

Did you make N20Million last year?
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala Wins 2019 CAF Women's Best Player by softwerk(f): 10:02pm On Jan 07, 2020
angry

Overrated

Give Megan Raphino instead I don't care!

Until you win women's world cup!
TravelRe: Public Transportation In Dubai: What Every Visitor There Should Know by softwerk(f): 9:29pm On Jan 07, 2020
angry

I will never go to Dubai to work

Its a slave camp!
SportsRe: Nigerian Brugge FC Star, Okereke Finally Meets His DOOM! (photo) by softwerk(f): 9:23pm On Jan 07, 2020
angry

Ungrateful idiot!
SportsRe: 2019 CAF Awards: Mane Show Off Shoki Skills On Red Carpet by softwerk(f): 9:07pm On Jan 07, 2020
kiss kiss undecided

I love this guy to the moon and back!

Humble, Handsome and I'm sure a Horse in bed after running around and kicking a ball for 90mins!

I hope he wins tonight and I won't bath for a week kiss

I promise to also send my nudes to the first 25 lucky Nairalanders that request
BusinessRe: UBA Bank Insults Marlians by softwerk(f): 7:03pm On Jan 07, 2020
angry

This is concentrated stupidity!

UBA only last week sacked over 5000 staff and school fees payers from work.

I wonder if their children can still go back to school in January or become Marlians!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Kaduna Gas Explosion, Graphic Pic Of A Friend That Fell Victim by softwerk(f): 3:45pm On Jan 05, 2020
OP

Do you have his family's permission to post that gory image of their son?!
RomanceRe: Let's Get Married And Move Abroad If U R A Medical Worker Or Other Professional by softwerk(f): 3:09pm On Jan 05, 2020
cheesy

Na fresh free toto this one just dey find!

I laugh in kàmasutra!
Foreign AffairsRe: World War III: Checkout US Vs. Iran Military Strength by softwerk(f): 1:05pm On Jan 05, 2020
grin

6,185 is the number!

OP please provide details of Russia's military might, I learnt they have a nuke named "Satan" that can liquidate France and Los Angeles if put together!
Foreign AffairsRe: Animals In Australia Emotional Due To Loss Of Homes (photos) by softwerk(f): 11:41am On Jan 05, 2020
Awwwww

This is so sweet! kiss
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Hackers Hack Into American Government’s Website by softwerk(f): 11:27am On Jan 05, 2020
huh

Can we start the attacks already?!

Hacking into a US Government site is a Federal Felony and a just cause for war in these times.

Let's blow away the uncircumcised terrorists back to the stone age...."Flintstones" if you know!
Foreign AffairsRe: President Rouhani Assures Soleimani’s Daughter Of Revenge (Photo) by softwerk(f): 9:34pm On Jan 04, 2020
greggng:
Some of you talk like children. Let me educate you impeachment in USA laws doesn't mean removal .This is what makes it different from Nigerian law. Morebthan 3 American president has been impeached in the past but none was removed from office cos it stil has to pass through their Senate which is dominated by trumps party .In a nutshell American president doesn't harbour bitterness against his people...They do what is right for the generality of their people. The Iranian guy thstbwas killed was being monitored till he met his Waterloo...Trump is doing his job as the president who swore to defend the safety of Americans wherever they are. That is why they say God bless America...and their motto is in God we trust....if you trust in God , who can defeat u?
Thank you old man talking with so much wisdom. Next time understand the context of my comment before talking stupid with recycled ideas!
Foreign AffairsRe: President Rouhani Assures Soleimani’s Daughter Of Revenge (Photo) by softwerk(f):
The anger of impeachment and the quest for a 2nd term will be let loose on Iran!

I just pity the innocent cry
PoliticsRe: Muslims Protesting Against Trump In The North by softwerk(f): 7:05pm On Jan 03, 2020
This is just madness!

98% of these idiots do not even know the dead guy?
CelebritiesRe: 'I Never Asked For A Lift' - Sophia Momodu Fires Back At Davido (Pics) by softwerk(f): 7:47pm On Jan 02, 2020
grin

If this is what I'm thinking it is then the Chef Chi don enter 1chance simply because of the wayward dic@k of an immature boy!

CelebritiesRe: Emoney Shows Off Interior Of His Anambra Mansion - Photos by softwerk(f): 7:21pm On Jan 02, 2020
sad cry

I'm so emotional and vulnerable right now!
cry cry
Foreign AffairsRe: Inside U.S. Embassy Burnt By Protesters In Iraq (Pics) by softwerk(f): 5:34pm On Jan 01, 2020
angry

I stand with Donald Trump on this madness taken too far!

Give them hell, bunch on uncircumcised idiots.
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Abraham: God Has Made My Life A Movie, Even I Became A Spectator by softwerk(f): 11:56am On Jan 01, 2020
angry

I rushed to this thread thinking it was about my crush Tammy Abraham only to behold an old layer!

In 2020 I'll sure look before I leap.
AutosRe: . by softwerk(f): 1:20am On Dec 30, 2019
35k
CelebritiesRe: Tacha On A Ride With Donald Duke, Dances 'Soapy' With Governor Ayade In Calabar by softwerk(f): 9:23am On Dec 29, 2019
cheesy

Hope say you baff go there
CelebritiesRe: Tacha On A Ride With Donald Duke, Dances 'Soapy' With Governor Ayade In Calabar by softwerk(f): 9:22am On Dec 29, 2019
cheesy
EventsRe: Beautiful Pictures From Calabar Carnival 2019 You Haven't Seen by softwerk(f): 2:00am On Dec 29, 2019
cheesy

The first picture is simply outrageous!

Vaseline crew, what's your verdict?
CelebritiesRe: Yinka Ayefele Hails Bobrisky As He Sprays Money At An Event. Watch Video by softwerk(f): 1:55am On Dec 29, 2019
grin

This can never be true
FamilyRe: My Husband Slept With The Wrong Girl And This Happened ... by softwerk(f): 2:54pm On Dec 28, 2019
angry

Madam I feel for you

1. Go on 3days fasting and prayers
2. Go buy some sexy lingerie
3. Give him 10mins mouth action and watch Lazarus cum forth

Thank me later!
CelebritiesRe: Kcee Shares Pictures Of His Mansion In Anambra State- PICTURES by softwerk(f): 8:07am On Dec 28, 2019
grin

All this just from singing Limpopo?! cheesy

God is wonderful grin grin

EFCC eagle, please fly to this location, leave Nairamarley for now!
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Chizzy Alichi Bridal Shower by softwerk(f): 7:54am On Dec 28, 2019
angry

I see no actress here because I've never seen her movies, only a spent horse and a troop of old layers on a mission!
RomanceRe: What Addiction Do You Want To Break Free From Next Year? by softwerk(f): 12:52pm On Dec 26, 2019
angry

Mine is my addiction to skin-to-skin!

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