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Foreign Affairs › Re: Brunei Has Made Celebrating Christmas A Criminal Offence by softwerk(f): 12:47pm On Dec 26, 2019

Seun and his nairaland mods be masturbating on this topic straight to FP!

Celebrities › Re: 50 Yr Old Jennifer Lopez Goes Viral For Cameltoe Leggings!! by softwerk(f): 12:27pm On Dec 26, 2019

Her nyash is getting smaller

The same ass that inspired P Diddy back in the days to sing good music!

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Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Gifts His Daughter A Stack Of Cash & Balenciaga For Christmas (video by softwerk(f): 12:24pm On Dec 26, 2019

Is this not the same guy that beat our Oghenerhihanna blue black?!

Celebrities › Re: Illorin Zacchaeus Risks His Life And Climbs Stage Pillar All To See Wizkid by softwerk(f): 12:21pm On Dec 26, 2019

These Ilorin boys will never stop embarrassing us

Politics › Re: Governor Lalong's Christmas Rice To Garah Unit In Plateau Angers APC Supporter by softwerk(f): 12:12pm On Dec 26, 2019

CHUPEZ123:
Portugal is a bastard.. see as this one write complete essay bcz of rice

Honestly, this guy is qualified to be Chief Press Secretary to the Governor

Celebrities › Re: When You Have A Small Skull But Insist In Drinking Gin For Christmas - Check by softwerk(f): 9:10am On Dec 26, 2019

Someone's future mother

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Celebrities › Re: Flavour And His Children Celebrate Christmas With Lovely Pictures by softwerk(f): 8:40pm On Dec 25, 2019

Is Flavour gay?!

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Celebrities › Re: Zoro Smokes And Drinks To Celebrate Christmas (Photos) by softwerk(f): 8:35pm On Dec 25, 2019

OMANBALA1:
This post is both ignorant and senseless. Hero is our product and we love it but you can drink your Heineken and still keep quiet. You dont need to drink ten bottles if it leaves you with a hangover.

I never expected your type to have any sense by the way. What's wrong in just reading and moving on. Ewu Anambra!

Celebrities › Re: Zoro Smokes And Drinks To Celebrate Christmas (Photos) by softwerk(f): 7:46pm On Dec 25, 2019

This drink causes headache and a serious hangover!

Cheap publicity and cheap article not always the best for business and your stomach.

By the way I've never heard of this rapper until today!

No harm in trying Heineken.....If you must drink beer

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Romance › Re: Wonderful Pre Wedding Shots..... by softwerk(f): 6:24pm On Dec 24, 2019

Una Weldon ohhh!

Crime › Re: Police Officer Beats His Wife Mercilessly Over N500 In Kaduna (video) by softwerk(f): 1:37am On Dec 23, 2019

I promise to comment 2moro when o wake up!

Celebrities › Re: Swallow Your Pride And Go Back To P-square’ - Fans Tell Rudeboy by softwerk(f): 5:45pm On Dec 21, 2019

Some bloggers will not make heaven!

"Swallow your pride, makeup with your twin and bring back P-square and save your musical career please.”

Someone said this long grammer from a crowd?!

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Court Rules British MI5 Agents Can Murder, Kidnap And Torture by softwerk(f): 1:10pm On Dec 21, 2019

ColonelEmeka:
So on what grounds then should USA and UK interfere in Nigerias internal affairs when they also put National security above Rule of law?

*Sips more wine and grins*

Keep swallowing spit and calling it wine. Who are you deceiving?

Mtcheew

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Court Rules British MI5 Agents Can Murder, Kidnap And Torture by softwerk(f): 1:05pm On Dec 21, 2019

And in Naija ordinary Sowore DSS rearrested people are complaining!

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Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Tacha, Khafi, Avala And Diane At TMOL Fest by softwerk(f): 2:25pm On Dec 15, 2019

Gather here if you zoomed hoping to see Khaffy's Bush!

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Same-sex Marriage Officially Recognized In Israel by softwerk(f): 7:53pm On Dec 10, 2019

Hmmmm

You won't find this nonsense in Saudi Arabia!

Celebrities › Re: “I Go Carry The Grammy Come Back” – Burna Boy Assure Fans by softwerk(f): 8:21pm On Dec 09, 2019

Crime › Re: Man Found Dead In His SUV In Agbara, Ogun State (Graphic Photos) by softwerk(f): 7:47pm On Dec 09, 2019

ideatoprince18:
Bad deal gone wrong!!!

They traces him with full Kala package

Dogged him till he got to the lonely stretch of Agbara

Cornered him and came to his car window

PLA! PLA!! PLA!!! ..... Groundnut was released and guyman fell- slumped on his seat!!!

Took his phones to torture his soul so that his family would feel the anguish and pain of waiting for their breadwinner

R.I.P Man!!!!!

I fear who no fear you Bros!

Have you?!

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Celebrities › Re: See How Much Zlatan Ibile Won After Betting On Anthony Joshua by softwerk(f): 3:00pm On Dec 08, 2019

I love you Zlatan such

Celebrities › Re: Cardi B Rains Money On Naked Strippers As She Visits A Strip Club In Lagos by softwerk(f): 12:10pm On Dec 07, 2019

Travis Greene and Don Moen came to Nigeria to praise God at the Experience.

This one came to promote a Satanic agenda at Ashawo Quarters!

God is watching YOU!

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Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Her Husband-To-Be Dead With A Knife In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by softwerk(f): 8:11pm On Dec 03, 2019

Hedonini:
I will surely 'loose' the little humanity I have left if you allow me bury my head in-between those juicy laps.

Hmmm....Ashawo man!

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Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Her Husband-To-Be Dead With A Knife In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by softwerk(f): 7:21pm On Dec 03, 2019

Though I'm still trying to fully understand the version of English Language used by the reporter, I think this calls for sober reflection!

Where did we loose our humanity as a people?!

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Sports › Re: Chiellini: Ronaldo Was ROBBED Of Ballon D'or In 2018, Madrid Wanted To Stop Him by softwerk(f): 7:10pm On Dec 03, 2019

You are right on point Cheillini!

Luca Modric in his best season couldn't win the Balon Dor.

Real Madrid keeps fighting CR7....Though still a conspiracy theory!

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