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Celebrities / Re: Illorin Zacchaeus Risks His Life And Climbs Stage Pillar All To See Wizkid by softwerk(f): 12:21pm On Dec 26, 2019
angry

These Ilorin boys will never stop embarrassing us
Politics / Re: Governor Lalong's Christmas Rice To Garah Unit In Plateau Angers APC Supporter by softwerk(f): 12:12pm On Dec 26, 2019
CHUPEZ123:
Portugal is a bastard.. see as this one write complete essay bcz of rice

Honestly, this guy is qualified to be Chief Press Secretary to the Governor
Celebrities / Re: When You Have A Small Skull But Insist In Drinking Gin For Christmas - Check by softwerk(f): 9:10am On Dec 26, 2019
grin

Someone's future mother

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Celebrities / Re: Flavour And His Children Celebrate Christmas With Lovely Pictures by softwerk(f): 8:40pm On Dec 25, 2019
Is Flavour gay?!

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Celebrities / Re: Zoro Smokes And Drinks To Celebrate Christmas (Photos) by softwerk(f): 8:35pm On Dec 25, 2019
OMANBALA1:


This post is both ignorant and senseless. Hero is our product and we love it but you can drink your Heineken and still keep quiet. You dont need to drink ten bottles if it leaves you with a hangover.

I never expected your type to have any sense by the way. What's wrong in just reading and moving on. Ewu Anambra!
Celebrities / Re: Zoro Smokes And Drinks To Celebrate Christmas (Photos) by softwerk(f): 7:46pm On Dec 25, 2019
angry

This drink causes headache and a serious hangover!

Cheap publicity and cheap article not always the best for business and your stomach.

By the way I've never heard of this rapper until today!

No harm in trying Heineken.....If you must drink beer grin

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Romance / Re: Wonderful Pre Wedding Shots..... by softwerk(f): 6:24pm On Dec 24, 2019
grin

Una Weldon ohhh!
Crime / Re: Police Officer Beats His Wife Mercilessly Over N500 In Kaduna (video) by softwerk(f): 1:37am On Dec 23, 2019
sad

I promise to comment 2moro when o wake up!
Celebrities / Re: Swallow Your Pride And Go Back To P-square’ - Fans Tell Rudeboy by softwerk(f): 5:45pm On Dec 21, 2019
grin

Some bloggers will not make heaven!

"Swallow your pride, makeup with your twin and bring back P-square and save your musical career please.”

Someone said this long grammer from a crowd?!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Court Rules British MI5 Agents Can Murder, Kidnap And Torture by softwerk(f): 1:10pm On Dec 21, 2019
ColonelEmeka:
So on what grounds then should USA and UK interfere in Nigerias internal affairs when they also put National security above Rule of law?

*Sips more wine and grins*
cheesy

Keep swallowing spit and calling it wine. Who are you deceiving?

Mtcheew

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Court Rules British MI5 Agents Can Murder, Kidnap And Torture by softwerk(f): 1:05pm On Dec 21, 2019
grin

And in Naija ordinary Sowore DSS rearrested people are complaining!

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Tacha, Khafi, Avala And Diane At TMOL Fest by softwerk(f): 2:25pm On Dec 15, 2019
cheesy

Gather here if you zoomed hoping to see Khaffy's Bush!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Same-sex Marriage Officially Recognized In Israel by softwerk(f): 7:53pm On Dec 10, 2019
sad

Hmmmm

You won't find this nonsense in Saudi Arabia!
Celebrities / Re: “I Go Carry The Grammy Come Back” – Burna Boy Assure Fans by softwerk(f): 8:21pm On Dec 09, 2019
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Crime / Re: Man Found Dead In His SUV In Agbara, Ogun State (Graphic Photos) by softwerk(f): 7:47pm On Dec 09, 2019
ideatoprince18:
Bad deal gone wrong!!!

They traces him with full Kala package

Dogged him till he got to the lonely stretch of Agbara

Cornered him and came to his car window

PLA! PLA!! PLA!!! ..... Groundnut was released and guyman fell- slumped on his seat!!!

Took his phones to torture his soul so that his family would feel the anguish and pain of waiting for their breadwinner


R.I.P Man!!!!!

I fear who no fear you Bros!

Have you?!

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Celebrities / Re: See How Much Zlatan Ibile Won After Betting On Anthony Joshua by softwerk(f): 3:00pm On Dec 08, 2019
cheesy

I love you Zlatan such
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Rains Money On Naked Strippers As She Visits A Strip Club In Lagos by softwerk(f): 12:10pm On Dec 07, 2019
angry

Travis Greene and Don Moen came to Nigeria to praise God at the Experience.

This one came to promote a Satanic agenda at Ashawo Quarters!

God is watching YOU!

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Crime / Re: Lady Stabs Her Husband-To-Be Dead With A Knife In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by softwerk(f): 8:11pm On Dec 03, 2019
Hedonini:


I will surely 'loose' the little humanity I have left if you allow me bury my head in-between those juicy laps.

kiss

Hmmm....Ashawo man!

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Crime / Re: Lady Stabs Her Husband-To-Be Dead With A Knife In Anambra (Graphic Photos) by softwerk(f): 7:21pm On Dec 03, 2019
angry

Though I'm still trying to fully understand the version of English Language used by the reporter, I think this calls for sober reflection!

Where did we loose our humanity as a people?!

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Sports / Re: Chiellini: Ronaldo Was ROBBED Of Ballon D'or In 2018, Madrid Wanted To Stop Him by softwerk(f): 7:10pm On Dec 03, 2019
angry

You are right on point Cheillini!

Luca Modric in his best season couldn't win the Balon Dor.

Real Madrid keeps fighting CR7....Though still a conspiracy theory!

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Sports / Re: What Lautech 100 Level Students Were Caught Doing In Class by softwerk(f): 5:16pm On Dec 03, 2019
sad

OP your head no correct!

Go to Babcock University with a camcorder
Celebrities / Re: Khloe Becomes Lishashair Ambassador, Goes Braless To Announce It by softwerk(f): 3:59pm On Dec 03, 2019
angry

Ashawo

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Politics / Re: "Dino Melaye Is My Political House Boy" – Smart Adeyemi by softwerk(f): 4:54pm On Dec 01, 2019
sad

You've won alright stop rubbing it in
Celebrities / Re: Davido Bags Chieftancy Title In Asaba Delta State by softwerk(f): 4:44pm On Dec 01, 2019
grin

FTC this December

Mummy I've made it!
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Thanks God For Saving Him From Assassins 5 Times by softwerk(f): 12:55pm On Dec 01, 2019
Hate speech

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Crime / Re: Mob Lynches LASTMA Officer In Lagos; Police Arrest Two Suspects by softwerk(f): 3:00pm On Nov 30, 2019
sad

Man City una weldone ohhh!

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Celebrities / Re: ‘maybe God Doesn’t Want You To Finish School’ – Zlatan Ibile Tells A Fan Begging by softwerk(f): 11:57am On Nov 23, 2019
angry

You for just tell him say last last school na scam!

Me sef dey consider to drop out, soft work pay pass angry
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Lady Celebrates As She Survived 2019 Without Getting Pregnant by softwerk(f): 8:36am On Nov 22, 2019
grin

Thanks to Postinor 2

Foolish girl, later this one too will go viral
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts As Babcock Expels Student In The Leaked Sex Video by softwerk(f): 9:38pm On Nov 20, 2019
kiss

I love the girls body language during the 5mins clip her climax with the cum shots was professional!
Celebrities / Re: T.B. Joshua In South Sudan, Holds Special Prayer In Presidential Palace by softwerk(f): 7:00pm On Nov 12, 2019


The President looks like he's hooked on something like Igbo.
Politics / Re: #Freesowore: "Money Was Offered To Us At Gunpoint" - Deji Adeyanju (Video) by softwerk(f): 4:05pm On Nov 12, 2019
grin

They even gave him N500 notes for easy sharing to the hungry protesters!

But why should Sowore be released when El Zakzaky is still in detention?!

No be the same protest them dey protest?!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys A Single Wrist-watch That Shakes His Bank Accounts (PHOTOS) by softwerk(f): 2:07pm On Nov 12, 2019
angry

And here I am looking for N1,000,000 for Christmas business!

Later someone will tell me life is fair.

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