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Politics / Re: Keyamo: In Areas Buhari's Government Did Well, Tinubu Will Continue by softwerk(f): 5:52pm On Aug 07, 2022
apache22b:
Yes Tinubu will continue where Buhari stopped, Keyami has spoken the bitter truth and I see no reason why any sane human being will vote for Peter Obi when you have Tinubu.
I feel disappointed and ashamed for people calling themselves Obidient's . It's a shame.

Peter Obi will never be President whether the youths likes it or not. That's the bitter truth.

Tinubu is what we all need at this time.

My fellow youths wake up let's make it right this time.

But if you want to suffer for the next four years with Peter Obi maladministration, the choice is yours.

Peter Obi is a total waste of time shocked

Your head no correct Sir!

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Politics / Re: Six Diseases That Can Be Cured By Making Love Every Day by softwerk(f): 11:11pm On Aug 05, 2022
MMempire:
Ride on teacher.

To fu*ck just dey hungry me now angry

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Sports / Re: Dally Sure 2ODD. by softwerk(f): 2:43pm On Aug 05, 2022

I just wasted my toto money on your useless prediction.

Sure game ke you there!

Anuofia... angry

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Business / Re: UBA Appoints Oliver Alawuba As New GMD by softwerk(f): 11:40am On Aug 03, 2022
Pells:
My girlfriend says if i get 100 likes on this post she will suck my dìçk
Make una abeg, e don tale
undecided undecided undecided
This one shock me shocked
Do you see why most Nigerian youths are unemployable?

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Sports / Re: Unknown Now, But soon I Will Be UNFORGETTABLE: Amusan's 2016 Tweet Resurfaces by softwerk(f): 3:12pm On Jul 25, 2022
I'm truly Happy for this my Yoruba sister. Thanks to our wretched naira, she just earned N65,000,000.00

And thank God the money was not promised by Nigeria, she would have waited another 28years to get it like Super Eagles grin

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Crime / Help! Blame LCREDIT If I Fall Into Depression (pics) by softwerk(f): 4:12pm On Jun 10, 2022
See the kind of messages, I keep getting from Lcredit and their army of unprofessional debt collectors.

Simply because my loan is overdue by a few days?!

I'm almost running crazy here.....Why are the people like this?! angry

PAY YOUR LOAN NOW/NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!
DO THE NEEDFUL NOW!!
PAY YOUR LOAN NOW/NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!
DO THE NEEDFUL NOW!!
PAY YOUR LOAN NOW/NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!
DO THE NEEDFUL NOW!!
PAY YOUR LOAN NOW/NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!
DO THE NEEDFUL NOW!!
PAY YOUR LOAN NOW/NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!
DO THE NEEDFUL NOW!!
PAY YOUR LOAN NOW/NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!
DO THE NEEDFUL NOW!!
PAY YOUR LOAN NOW/NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!
DO THE NEEDFUL NOW!!
PAY YOUR LOAN NOW/NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!
DO THE NEEDFUL NOW!!
PAY YOUR LOAN NOW/NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!
DO THE NEEDFUL NOW!!
PAY YOUR LOAN NOW/NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!
DO THE NEEDFUL NOW!!
PAY YOUR LOAN NOW/NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!
DO THE NEEDFUL NOW!!
PAY YOUR LOAN NOW/NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED
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[6/9, 4:50 PM] +234 916 921 8970: LCREDIT LCREDIT LCREDIT

THIS ISN'T A THREAT BUT AN ACTION THAT MUST BE CARRIED OUT FROM 6PM.

REMEMBER YOU HAVE ALREADY BREACHED OUR AGREMENT AND WE HAVE TRIED TO REACH YOU TO REPAY OUR LOAN BUT YOU HAVE DECIDED NOT TO DO THE NEEDFUL.

I THINK IT IS TIME TO TAKE SEVERE ACTIONS

MORE THAN 300 OF YOUR CONTACTS WILL BE MESSAGED THIS MORNING VIA WHATSAPP STARTING FROM 4PM EXCEPT YOU DO THE NEEDFUL AND PAY YOUR LOAN.

IF YOU CANT CLEAR ALL YOUR OUTSTANDING LOANS KINDLY SHOW COMMITMENT BY MAKING PART PAYMENT.
ENSURE YOU SHOW COMMITMENT BY MAKING PART PAYMENT BECAUSE WE DONT WANT TO TAKE ACTIONS OF WHAT WILL RUINS YOUR REPUTATION. MAKE YOUR PAYMENT AND SEND YOUR PROOF OF PAYMENT TO YOUR ACCOUNT OFFICER.


IT IS NOT A THREAT. IT IS WHAT MUST BE DONE

LCredit
ICT DEPARTMENT
[6/10, 1:10 PM] +234 916 921 8970: THIS IS AN IMPORTANT INFORMATION TREAT HAS URGENT SINCE YOU DONT WANT TO RESPONSIBLE WE WILL INVOLVE YOUR CONTACTS:
This is to inform the general PUBLIC that one
NAME: NOT STATED
Phone: NOT STATED
who has PROVEN to be a RUTHLESS/CHRONIC and UNREMORSEFUL SHAMELESS DEBTOR who goes about COLLECTING MONEY from different LOAN COMPANIES and ABSCONDS with their money and avoiding several attempts to reach her. The public is hereby advised to distance from her and not do any business with her as she is a financial liability and has proven to be a credit risk. There is hereby a warrant of arrest on her if she fails to repay back this loan to Lcredit in 24hrs....

THIS WILL SOON BE SENT TO YOUR CONTACTS IF YOU DONT COMPLY WITH YOUR NAME, NUMBER AND OTHER DETAILS

Cc: seun, mynd44, lalasticlala
Politics / Re: This Picture Summarizes What Is Wrong With Nigerian Politics (Pics) by softwerk(f): 10:17am On Apr 18, 2022
The chosen one!

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Politics / Re: This Picture Summarizes What Is Wrong With Nigerian Politics (Pics) by softwerk(f): 10:01am On Apr 18, 2022
Amaechi has the political pedigree to floor BAT anyday

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Politics / This Picture Summarizes What Is Wrong With Nigerian Politics (Pics) by softwerk(f): 8:41am On Apr 18, 2022
grin

What is wrong with this picture guys?

Lalasticlala, seun, mynd44

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Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba Sent Back To Driving School For Driving Above Speed Limit In UK by softwerk(f): 10:21pm On Apr 09, 2022
sad

For the guy upstairs that stole my FTC

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Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Gift Secondary School Classmates 40 Million Naira On School Reunion by softwerk(f): 10:16pm On Apr 09, 2022
sad

Igbo Amaka

Drug money, laundered money now clean money by the blessings of EFCC

Odogu bitters a cover up enterprise.

If you know, you know!

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Sports / Re: Ronald Smashes Fan's Phone After Loosing To Everton by softwerk(f): 10:10pm On Apr 09, 2022
grin

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Religion / Re: Leke Adeboye Apologises For Calling RCCG Pastors Goats by softwerk(f): 10:38pm On Apr 07, 2022
Uprightness100:
It is well brother!

True Believers know that it was not intended to insult or malign.

All the same,take the Discipline in Good faith and in total submission to GOD ALMIGHTY.

The Church of GOD is Marching on and the Gates of Hell will not Prevail against it.

Righteousness89, take heed to my admonision. What is wrong can never be made right even after an apology. How dare you call God's anointed shepherds Goats?!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Real Madrid UCL (1 - 3) On 6th April 2022 by softwerk(f): 9:55pm On Apr 06, 2022
awoo10:
Chelsea 1 Madrid 3
Someone should remember to credit my account after the match...peace

Odogwu you bad shocked

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Crime / Re: Security operative cries after being caught extorting motorists (Video & Photos) by softwerk(f): 1:53pm On Mar 12, 2022
angry

Serves him right, Idio*tic somebody

I hope this goes round ALL Army checkpoints because ALL of them are business centres all over the country....Trailers and Tippers are their customers. They ALL have one civilian usually dressed in a military t-shirt that does the collections for them!

Don't sack him in view of his long service to the nation, just send him to Kebbi State or Zamfara to help fight bandits.

Disgrace.......Spits!
Politics / Re: Bamise Ayanwole: Everyone Culpable Will Be Arrested - Sanwo-Olu by softwerk(f): 7:30am On Mar 08, 2022
Memphis357:
The young lady was very smart by giving few details of The BRT to her friend..they never saw that coming..THE PERPETRATORS MUST HAVE THOUGHT THEY HAD EXECUTED A PERFECT MURDER..but God caught up with them and their evil acts.

POLICE SHOULD DO THIS.

-Check the corpse for any sign of sexual assault.

-Do an autopsy of whatever body trauma she must have had that led to her death.

-Check for any deformity or missing body parts on the victim.

-Retrieve the voice notes audio from the friend who was chatting with her before her death.

-Verify the time and period the communication on her phone went off.

-Do a DISCRETE investigation of the Drivers Alibi.

-Hold the driver responsible for fishing out the accomplices that got on the bus that the lady explained in her chats to her friend.

-Further interrogate the driver for more leads as regards any other crimes he's participated in as this OBVIOUSLY does not look like a first timer act.

-Do a comprehensive search on the driver and his accomplices home.

-Get the details on how the body got to the morgue and an investigation on the scene of the crime as well.

-Confiscate the bus and conduct a thorough scrutiny on it for blood samples and DNA of the victim.

-Get the driver to submit his phones details, clothes or shoes and personal effects on him that day for a thorough forensic Investigation.

ABOVE ALL........THE DRIVER IS THE PRIME SUSPECT AND MUST NOT BE GRANTED BAIL !

This is what is left of our once safe society..SAD.

MAY HER SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE.

PHD in Criminology I guess?!

I fear who no fear you.....Just thinking to myself!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Broomstick: Elon Musk Mocks Russia's Export Ban Of Space Engines by softwerk(f): 8:53am On Mar 05, 2022
Hisbah21:
Putin has turned Russia into mockery.

Wrong! Putin has turned America into a joke grin

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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Your Days Are Numbered – Nigerians Slam Femi Adesina by softwerk(f): 8:31am On Mar 05, 2022
angry

Even after all your comments and dragging, the heavens will still not fall.

This country is simply irredeemable and a case study for a failed system & government!

I have long given up on Nigeria, so nothing dey shock me again, I advice you do same.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Starlink: Elon Musk Vows Not To Block Russia, Says All News Are "Propaganda" by softwerk(f): 8:26am On Mar 05, 2022
angry
Romance / Re: Kegs Of Petrol Shared As Souvenir At A Party In Nigeria (video/photos) by softwerk(f): 8:07am On Mar 05, 2022
angry

Somehow I find this very unpleasant and a mockery of our present situation as comrades in this country...really sad!

Who did we even offend sef?!

I gave up on this country long ago, I advice you do same, it's not too late to find your sanity!
Travel / Re: Air Peace And Max Air Heading To Ukraine To Evacuate 5,000 Nigerians by softwerk(f): 11:52pm On Mar 01, 2022
Air Peace, always to the rescue!

Igbo Amaka jor!
Travel / Re: JUST IN: President Buhari Arrives Nairobi, Kenya (Photos) by softwerk(f): 11:49pm On Mar 01, 2022
Na was for this President ohhh
Romance / Re: Man & Woman Found Dead In Car After Sex On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway by softwerk(f): 11:47pm On Mar 01, 2022
Righteousness2:
What a Pathetic and Unfortunate way to Depart!
Sexual immorality has Collasped, Destroyed and killed so many Glorious Destinies...

Hear this! No Prayer on Earth can Change the Eternal Destination of a Man/ woman who dies in act Immorality. Don't waste your RIP!

Run from Immorality!
Run From Evil! Run Fro Sin!
Embrace Holiness and Righteousness that comes through JESUS Christ..

Righteousness2 na WA for you ohh!

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Crime / Re: Father Accused Of Raping His "9-Year-Old" Daughter In Abia State by softwerk(f): 7:33pm On Feb 27, 2022
sad

Righteousness2 I beseech you, "Come forth"

This cannot be ordinary but an additional sign of the endtimes

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Celebrities / Re: PrettyMike Storms An Event With Women Dressed Like Animals (Photos, Video) by softwerk(f): 7:27pm On Feb 27, 2022
Chai angry

See people girlfriends

Where that my brother.....person when no get girlfriend get wetin?

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Sports / Re: Who Would You Pick To Take This Trophy Winning Freekick? (Picture) by softwerk(f): 6:19pm On Feb 27, 2022
cheesy

Jay Jay Okocha

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Morocco: Boy Stuck In Well For Five Days Dies by softwerk(f): 2:39pm On Feb 12, 2022
Joeyfizzo:
Why are dey in shock....they Shud behave like Muslims and say "it is the will of God" ....stupid and confused Auchi and Yoruba Muslims

Joeyfizzo, my father is alive, hale and hearty and can never be a brain-drained, brain-washed idiotic maniacal foool like you, your now impotent father and your entire Islamic male generation of sadistic, parochial, disillusioned, nincompoops!
A simple advise for you and your father, "Do not reproduce"

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Travel / Re: The Saudi Arabians Treat Us Like Animals - Black African Maids Cry Out For Help by softwerk(f): 2:38pm On Feb 12, 2022
Joeyfizzo:
Na holy ground me I run to.

Joeyfizzo, my father is alive, hale and hearty and can never be a brain-drained, brain-washed idiotic maniacal foool like you, your now impotent father and your entire Islamic male generation of sadistic, parochial, disillusioned, nincompoops!
A simple advise for you and your father, "Do not reproduce"

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Politics / Re: FG, US Discussing Extradition Of Abba Kyari Over Hushpuppi - Malami by softwerk(f): 2:38pm On Feb 12, 2022
Joeyfizzo:
very dull super cop

Joeyfizzo, my father is alive, hale and hearty and can never be a brain-drained, brain-washed idiotic maniacal foool like you, your now impotent father and your entire Islamic male generation of sadistic, parochial, disillusioned, nincompoops!
A simple advise for you and your father, "Do not reproduce"
Education / Re: 11-year-old Terrorist, Muhammed Yusuf Killed By NAF Airstrike In Borno (photo) by softwerk(f): 2:35pm On Feb 12, 2022
Joeyfizzo:
ALLAUAKBAH!!!

No nau, my father is alive, hale and hearty and can never be a brain-drained, brain-washed idiotic maniacal foool like you, your now impotent father and your entire Islamic male generation of sadistic, parochial, disillusioned, nincompoops!
A simple advise for you and your father, "Do not reproduce"

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