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Celebrities / Re: ”girls Should Pay Guys To Disvirgin Them” Nollywood Actor Ik Ogbonna Talk. by softwerk(f): 2:03pm On Mar 28, 2020
kestolove95:
go give am ur toto u go know say him no b gay

Kina hauka?!
Celebrities / Re: ”girls Should Pay Guys To Disvirgin Them” Nollywood Actor Ik Ogbonna Talk. by softwerk(f): 1:32pm On Mar 28, 2020
angry

Who is this gay ediot trying to fool?!

Spits!

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Health / Re: UK's First Coronavirus Mega Hospital With 4,000 Beds And Cubicle (Pics) by softwerk(f): 1:24pm On Mar 28, 2020
angry

I hate being a Nigerian this period!

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Business / Re: Emeka Offor Foundation Donate Medical Equipments, Books To Hospitals And Schools by softwerk(f): 1:12pm On Mar 28, 2020
sad

$30Million

Igbo men and pride!

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Health / Re: Nigeria Confirms 5 New Cases Of Coronavirus, Total Confirmed 70 by softwerk(f): 8:49pm On Mar 27, 2020
angry

Nigerians deserve better than dying innocently from a foreign virus!

Living in Nigeria was already a living hell as if that was not enough
Health / Re: COVID-19: US Asks Doctors, Nurses Around The World To Apply For Visas by softwerk(f): 7:57pm On Mar 27, 2020
lipsrsealed

After denying me visa 3times now you offer me freely to come help you fight a deadly invisible enemy?!

Politics / Re: "He Can't Run To His UK Doctors" - Reno Omokri Mocks Buhari by softwerk(f): 11:50am On Mar 25, 2020
angry

Bros abeg dey your lane! You that is on exile in the UK are you safe?

Have you carried out your own test?

We all need to stay united please.

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Abba Kyari, Ganduje, Masari, Dangote At IGP Son's Wedding Recently by softwerk(f): 6:41pm On Mar 24, 2020
cry

Father protect Dangote for me!

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Health / Re: Terrible State Of Edo Specialist Hospital, Benin by softwerk(f): 4:21pm On Mar 24, 2020
angry

Abeg stop this yeye cheap propaganda, the same government built this hospital just sharing the same fence with the abandoned ward pictures you are sharing Oga!

Abeg try get sense Sir!

No be curse!

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Sports / Re: Scene Of The Accident That Killed Ifeanyi George (Graphic Photos) by softwerk(f): 7:59pm On Mar 22, 2020
kestolove95:
I wanted to reply ur comment but for ur signature, oh my God, I almost fall in love with u... I love men dat appreciate women. Thank you very much for that.. U are a darling

This one has a serious case of Downs & Multiple Personality Syndrome....U go dey alrite last last just keep taking your drugs!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Rwanda Govt Announces Strict Measures Against Coronavirus (Photo) by softwerk(f): 1:05pm On Mar 22, 2020
angry

Now this is a country with a President!

But bars closed will also mean Ashawo Quarters closed too
Health / Re: BREAKING: NCDC Confirms New Coronavirus Case In Abuja by softwerk(f): 12:30pm On Mar 22, 2020
angry

I really think its high time I stopped this skin to skin!

I don't want to be a statistic.

God save your children.
Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Davido Meets With Oyo State Governor, Seyi Amakinde by softwerk(f): 10:05am On Mar 22, 2020
The governor's prick is small grin

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Religion / Re: Links To Watch Live Church Services Online by softwerk(f): 9:26am On Mar 22, 2020
Skillsnigeria:
Data consuming loading

Data?!
But you can download xvideos and pornhub without complaining

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Celebrities / Re: Senator Abbo: Actors Guild President Defends His Appointment As Patron by softwerk(f): 8:42pm On Mar 17, 2020
angry

Is this the same Senator that has AIDS?!
Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido Luggages Packed As He Enroutes Lagos With Elrufai- Photo by softwerk(f): 4:31pm On Mar 13, 2020
angry

Imagine the big Lexus that small midget dey drive?!

Hate him or love him, HRH Sanusi is the most educated Hausa man in Sub-Saharan Africa!

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Politics / Re: Scores Of People Were Massacred In Ebonyi & We Are Discussing Emir Dethronement? by softwerk(f): 6:47am On Mar 12, 2020
Same thing happened in 2018

Una never get sense?!

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Celebrities / Re: Ay’s Wife Outs Pregnant Freda Francis, Tells Her To Leave Her Family Alone by softwerk(f): 8:44pm On Feb 26, 2020
karyhma:
3 years later



Are you from my village?!
Why being a monitoring spirit?!
Sports / John Obi Mikel Racially Abused In Trabzonspor Vs Fernabache Football Match by softwerk(f): 4:57pm On Feb 04, 2020
Trabzonspor have condemned alleged racist abuse directed towards former Chelsea midfielder John Obi Mikel after their game against Fenerbahce.

The 32-year-old Nigeria international was targeted on social media following the Super Lig side's 2-1 win at the Senol Gunes Stadium.

The Turkish club said in a statement: "Racism is a refuge for helpless and ignorant people. Our football player, Obi Mikel, condemns the racist attacks after the Fenerbahce match.

"We present to the public that we have filed a criminal complaint against the attackers."

Mikel's team-mate Joao Pereira also said on Twitter: "It is sad and unacceptable that in 2020 we're still facing acts of racism and disrespect like this. Football is much bigger than the little people behind these unfortunate acts."

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/11925971/john-obi-mikel-former-chelsea-midfielder-allegedly-racially-abused-after-trabzonspor-win

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Sports / Re: Iheanacho's Lone Goal Sends Leicester Into FA Cup Fourth Round by softwerk(f): 7:29pm On Jan 25, 2020
logon599:
I think Rodgers has had some strong words with Iheanacho since he came cos he now makes good use of every opportunity he gets on the pitch



Since his best friend died in that freak accident his almost dying career just picked up!

Hmmmmmm!

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Events / Re: Bride And Groom Rock Isi Agu Attire For Church Wedding by softwerk(f): 5:18pm On Jan 19, 2020
cry

I'm so vulnerable now!

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Celebrities / Re: "Your Dick Is My Life. May You Live Long" – Nigerian Lady Celebrates Her Lover by softwerk(f): 11:01am On Jan 19, 2020
grin

On a Sunday morning?!

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Romance / Re: Help Nairalander !!!! Has She Given Birth Before by softwerk(f): 4:22pm On Jan 15, 2020
cheesy

Your babe just did a D&C for another guy!

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Celebrities / Re: Dakore Egbuson And Olumide Akande Celebrate 10th Wedding Anniversary by softwerk(f): 10:42am On Jan 12, 2020
grin

They first of all push a fake news just to trend!

I don't trust any of these celebrities......But i'll keep this family in prayers because her husband's eyes suggests one with the love for wide hips and well rounded butts which our darling Dakore lacks! Lord save us from Yoruba demons

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Romance / Re: My Friend Is Still In 'shock'.his Girlfriend Gave Birth To Twins Lastweek. by softwerk(f): 10:11am On Jan 12, 2020
Send me his account details and phone number.

Those children must not be allowed to become Malians!

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Crime / Naira Marley In Alleged Toyota Camry Theft Case by softwerk(f): 8:27am On Jan 12, 2020
Music artiste, Azeez Fashola, aka Naira Marley’s name is practically synonymous with trouble. Ever since he attracted mainstream attention last year, the Soapy singer has constantly been in bed with controversies.

Though his case with the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission is still pending, the singer had another run in with the law some weeks ago when he was said to have stolen a Toyota Camry car. The driver of the car had hit a vehicle in Marley’s motorcade around the Eko Hotel and Suites, Victoria Island, Lagos, and one of the singer’s brothers was said to have got into the car and driven it off. The case was eventually charged to court and when Fashola refused to make an appearance, the presiding judge ordered the police to present Marley at the next court hearing or the singer would be slammed in jail.

Source: https://punchng.com/naira-marleys-many-troubles/amp/

Seun, lalasticlala, mynd44

Celebrities / Re: See The Beautiful Curvy Lady Spotted Hawking Plantain At Lekki-epe Express Road by softwerk(f): 11:04am On Jan 11, 2020
CEONAIJATUBE:
Wonders shall never end. The rate at which unemployment is increasing in the country has led a lot of graduates to engage in different and menial jobs.

Curvy Lady hawking banana at Lekki-Epe Expressway

Today a bursty curvy lady who was spotted hawking banana along the Lekki-Epe Express Way.

This has got lot of Nigerians talking with some praising her, saying that what she is is still better than selling her body and engaging herself in other illegal jobs as most girls do nowadays while others didn’t mind as they brought out their phones and camera to capture the lady as she cat-walks selling her banana.

I hope a very kind Nigerian helps the woman and help her find a better job.

Omo this girl is really endowed...
Nairalanders what do you see to this?

See full Images below;
https://nasonaija.xyz/2020/01/11/curvy-lady-hawking-plantain-at-lekki-epe-express-way/


Lalasticlala

Poorly done Photoshop from a very lazy blogger almost bending the bottles behind the hips in the 1st pix!

And to think that some guys will actually race to Lekki traffic light looking for her?!
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Needed(#100k Monthly Allowance) by softwerk(f): 5:38pm On Jan 10, 2020
grin

This desperation for p?ssy is on the high side bro!

Why not save your money and carry an olosho at Gwagwalada at 10k per night and every night?!

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Romance / Re: Should I Play Along Or Report This Lady To Her Husband by softwerk(f): 4:59pm On Jan 10, 2020
ogabentley:
I have been good friends for 5 years with a couple who live in one of the 4 self contain apartment where i reside.
We do hang out during weekends and sometimes in the evenings. recently Frank travelled and his wife asked me to come over and fix their Dstv that it wasnt working. it was an easy fix just needed to place a wire which was out of the decoder and it was done.
as i started to leave, she asked me why i had never made advances at her.
"i told her because you are married"
"married yes, but i do see the way you stare at me, i know you want me" she replied.
then she let the wrapper she tied fall off her body, i was shocked seeing a married woman stark naked before my very eyes.
i told her it wasnt right and hurridly left before someone sees me
since then i havent spoken to her.
what should i do, should i tell her husband?

We know you're lying sha but I had to comment and like your post so you don't end up like that slay Queen in England grin

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