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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Joe Evicted From Big Brother House by softwerk(f): 8:09pm On Aug 18, 2019
angry

But this is so wrong!

How can this boy just come and go without even touching breez?! angry
CrimeBetween Samson Siasia & Obinwa Okeke Invictus (pics) by softwerk(op): 4:57pm On Aug 17, 2019
Who is the bigger national embarrassment?!

CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Jackye's Boyfriend Calls Out Ebuka's Wife, Cynthia by softwerk(f): 11:47am On Aug 17, 2019
angry

Hypocrisy!
CrimeRe: AAUA Student's Rape: Court Remands Dismissed Soldier In Prison by softwerk(f): 2:43pm On Aug 16, 2019
cry

Kongi!

See how you ruined this guy's career and future cry

With all the slay queens, oloshos and ashawo joints around?!
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy’s Girlfriend Stefflon Don Twerks To Seduce Fans, Booty Cheeks Exposed by softwerk(f): 10:28am On Aug 16, 2019
angry

OP please add Graphic content and viewer discretion!

Goosh!
CrimeRe: Miracle As YOUNG SHALL GROW Night Bus Escapes Robbery Attack (photos) by softwerk(f): 10:25am On Aug 16, 2019
angry

Stop risking your life on that road on a night bus only to come to Nairaland and thank God!

Receive SENSE!
CrimeRe: Evangelist Mobbed For Stealing New Phones In Ibadan by softwerk(f): 10:21am On Aug 16, 2019
grin

Gather here if you think this gist is just 'fabu'

Igbere TV, touch not my anointed!

This is your last warning!

Signed

Godpickin
CelebritiesRe: ABU Students Return The ₦2.5 Million They Found By The Roadside by softwerk(f): 10:10am On Aug 16, 2019
huh

You pray for a miraculous financial breakthrough.

god sends his angels to drop N2.5Million by the road side for you to pick.

You see the money and return it back to the "rightful" owner and return back home to continue praying for a breakthrough?!

What you need is NOT a breakthrough but SENSE!
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Comedian, Klint Da Drunk Involved In A Serious Accident by softwerk(f): 10:01am On Aug 16, 2019
angry

Thank God for your life.

But with all the money you have made from your senseless jokes is this best means of transport you can afford?!

Where are your fleet of cars like AY?!


My brother you took a great risk driving in this rickety poo! Don't be penny wise and pound foolish.

DEATH IS NO JOKE!
CrimeRe: Lady Steals The Plasma TV Of A Hotel In Delta Where She Lodged,gets Caught(pics) by softwerk(f): 7:15pm On Aug 13, 2019
grin
PoliticsRe: Lady Shares Photos Of Biafran Currencies She Found In Her Dad's Cupboard by softwerk(f): 3:58pm On Aug 13, 2019
Nnamdi KANU is greater than Awolowo!

Argue with your data
CelebritiesRe: BBN Is All About Connection, There Is No Fairness In The Game - Gifty Says by softwerk(f): 3:50pm On Aug 13, 2019
grin

We are not interested in your opinion madam because you had your chance but bleeped up!

Aunty wen mumu grin
PoliticsRe: Edo Assembly Crisis: Drama As Obaseki Pays Oshiomhole Surprise Visit (video/pix) by softwerk(f): 11:36pm On Aug 12, 2019
sad

Finally the imp will see reasons to sheath the sword.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Arafat Dies In Accident, Davido Pens Down Tribute by softwerk(f): 3:46pm On Aug 12, 2019
cry

Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?!

RIP Bro!

Death has taken this one to perform in the underworld.

Guess he was too good for ordinary mortals.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Arafat Dies In Accident, Davido Pens Down Tribute by softwerk(f): 3:44pm On Aug 12, 2019
cry

Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?!

RIP Bro!

Death has taken this one to perform in the underworld.

Guess he was too good for ordinary mortals.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Arafat Is Dead by softwerk(f): 3:38pm On Aug 12, 2019
cry

Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?!

RIP Bro!

Death has taken this one to perform in the underworld.

Guess he was too good for ordinary mortals.
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Reacts After Her Dancer was Harassed By Policemen by softwerk(f): 2:03pm On Aug 12, 2019
angry

Abeg no need to spread the video!

He's lucky he was not shot dead like the other pregnant lady a few days ago in Lagos!

Advise: Don't ever argue with an armed policeman. Be polite and respectful. If you fail to observe the above and get killed, there's no coming back!
PoliticsRe: See Moment Halk-nak*d Woman Stormed Ikeja Shopping Mall [PICS] by softwerk(f): 1:53pm On Aug 12, 2019
shocked

Ahuzubilahi!!!!!?

What is this Nigeria turning into?
CrimeRe: Married Man Burnt To Death At His Girlfriend's House In Portharcourt (Graphic) by softwerk(f): 12:04pm On Aug 12, 2019
cry

MY ADVISE: Married men please leave the young single ladies for single guys like us to focus on your marriage, for you single ladies who are after married men, who enjoy destroying peoples marriage if u don't repent, nemesis will catch up with you soon, never forget this karma must-visit u when you get married.

Small Girls with Big gods take note!
CrimeRe: Masquerade Flogged By A Soldier Cries by softwerk(f): 11:59am On Aug 12, 2019
grin

Even the spirits are not spared from Police and Army brutality!

Are we in a military regime?!

This Buhari will never go unpunished!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Ike And Mercy Have Sex Under The Duvet? by softwerk(f): 9:41am On Aug 11, 2019
grin

Immorality on this Holy Sallah Sunday Morning?!

RomanceRe: Bbnaija: Reactions As Ike Sucks Mercy's Boobs, Finally Has Sex With Her(videos) by softwerk(f): 9:21am On Aug 11, 2019
grin

Immorality on a holy Sallah Sunday?!

Well wetin concern me?

CelebritiesRe: #bbnaija: Mercy And Ike Finally Had Sex? (photos, Video) by softwerk(f): 6:41am On Aug 11, 2019
cry

And this is news on a Sallah Sunday morning?!

I really pity this generation huh

Spits%@@%&%
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Peter Okoye Promises To Give Tacha N60 Million If She Doesn’t Win by softwerk(f): 6:06pm On Aug 10, 2019
undecided undecided undecided

See mumu!

The idiot just want to trend....Ask him if he has made up to N60Million this year?!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Man Gets Honoured By Queen Elizabeth by softwerk(f): 4:14pm On Aug 10, 2019
grin

This could just be a cooked up photoshopped story from Abike The 'Biri' to save face after her recent blunder that 99% of Drug Dealers in Malaysian jails awaiting execution are from a particular IGBO state!
CrimeRe: Woman Leaves Her Baby In A Carrier Locked Inside Her Car At Computer Village by softwerk(f): 4:10pm On Aug 10, 2019
cry

The foolish mother should be sued for attempted murder!

See Aunty wen mumu?!
CelebritiesRe: Crowd Goes Gaga As Popular Female Singer Takes Off Her Panties On Stage - VIDEO by softwerk(f): 4:07pm On Aug 10, 2019
huh

And who is that fool blocking the view of our Vaseline crew with his cheap phone?!
PoliticsRe: Zainab Aliyu Visits Abike Dabiri With Her Sister (Photos) by softwerk(f): 3:57pm On Aug 10, 2019
cool

Abike Dabiri is gradually working her way up the political ladder as No 1 female Presidential candidate!

Thumbs up Madam, we are solidly behind your candidature!

Your only recent offenses are that you said 90% of drug dealers in Malaysia are from a particular state and you are yet to solve the ongoing genocide of Nigerians living in South Africa?!
PetsRe: My Dog Died Right Now... Goodbye Stone.... by softwerk(f): 12:12pm On Aug 10, 2019
sad

Who do we blame now?!

Ticks somehow relates to herdsmen huh
BusinessRe: 25-year-old Nigerian Lady Quits Her £50,000 Job To Fully Face Her Side Hustle by softwerk(f): 1:05pm On Aug 08, 2019
grin

Wow!

Able God!

She looks like one Big Brother Naija housemate known for her strong body odour!

This ones hustle is however legit and I concur and fully support hard work and dislike oloshoism!huh?

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